Can we get a Chestlet Thread going? I need more pictures to trigger this flatty with.
>>29755173
She seems to be nice, and you're talking to her. Don't be an asshole, just keep talking to her, maybe get a friend.
>>29755238
She's one of my Dad's Friends, she's in her 30s.
Posting all I have.
Are chestlets even women?
Chestlets are like Lolis, if Lolis were impure, disease-ridden whores.
A Woman's only purpose is to nurture children and chestlets can't even fucking do that.
>>29755518
>>29755543
>>29755558
>>29755571
Are there any big booby femanons on /r9k/? Have you ever let anyone suckle on your titty tats?Can I suck on your boobies?
>tfw no chestlet gf
Not even being original. HUH.
>>29755743
>tfw no Chestlet gf to TITTY KEK
>>29755669
all women have let men suck on their tits
unless they're virgins i guess
guess i'll dump what i have.
original beach
original bathroom
original blanket
original flash
eagerly lurking this thread.
original group 1
original group 2
original terrible tit job on the mom.
original polos
oops...this was original polos
There are guys who like small chests. Chestlets, if they are small and pretty are viewed as petite and cute.
For a guy though, if he has a small dick, he is doomed. No women like a small dick. Literally none. We are all fucked
>>29757480
better than being a chestlet imo
my girlfriend always complains how small hers are, she has a complex about it kek
Is it true that women are constantly comparing boob size and that women subconsciously submit to whoever has the biggest boobs in the room?
>>29757650
My ex too. I lived feeding her complex
Chestlets are really insecure, and for good reason. Being a buttlet is 10x worse though
>>29757700
In white countries most women prefer having a smaller ass
>>29757730
That's because girls are stupid
I actually feel really bad for chestlets. They can't do anything about their body type.
But at the same time, I have to force myself not to feel bad for them. The chestlet thing is our way of getting back at them for being so fucking superficial towards us.
>>29757794
Except yes they can, they can get plastic surgery, which is improving in quality, appearance, and feel every day. The newest method I know of involves transplanting fat from one part of the body to your ass or tits, which can result in a near perfect looking pair of titties.
Dicklets can do literally nothing that won't ultimately ruin their dick with no benefit.
>>29757900
I suppose that's true.
I don't think a lot of men will laugh at a girl for having smaller tits either, because t's not socially acceptable for them to whereas it's basically encouraged to make fun of a guy's dick for being small.
>>29757900
literally nothing other than having a personality, which females are incapable of, and that trumps having a small dick.
small cocks are not visible in everyday life. plenty of men have managed to get hot wives with a small dick.
>>29758065
It's not a matter of JUST getting a wife. It's a matter of getting a wife and being able to make her happy.
I personally feel like I just can't. I'm 5 inches in length and 4 in girth. That's the epitome of a pencil.
>>29758065
And many men have also been laughed at and felt burning insecurity over their small dick, which they can do nothing about.
Females have it worse because their attractive features are easily visible, but those attractive features can be augmented.
Men have it worse because they can never get surgery for a bigger dick that won't fuck them up, but the dick is hidden from view until game time.
Not to mention the lack of confidence associated with it, and even if you land a hot wife, what if she fantasizes about dicks bigger than yours, because you can't please her like a more well endowed man could? The insecurity can eat you alive if you let it. There are men who like small tits but there are very few women who will actually prefer a dick smaller than 5".
I have a 5.5" dick, which isn't nearly as bad as some people on this board, but I still feel terribly insecure about it. And there's nothing I can do about it with the current surgical techniques.
>>29758155
k, first of all, sex is not the only way of making your wife happy.
Althought it is an important aspect, the fact that your dick isn't big doesn't mean you can satisfy her. You have arms, dude. In those arms, you have fingers, dude. You also have a tongue. Idk, my point is that you have a lot to satisfy her, not only your little dick.
>>29758155
>>29758241
Shit my dick is 7"x5.3" and i'm insecure about it.
Porn fucks us all up mentally.
>>29758155
>he thinks women get off from dick penetration
>>29758241
stop thinking that women are like men.
men fantasize about the younger big boobed secretary, women don't work that way. they fantasize about their older bosses.
stop being so solipsistic.
women care about money, power and status.
penises are hidden.
a chick will leave you for brad pitt with a two inch penis. because all of his accomplishments are visible.
Her tittyfucks are the bests. And she sucks pretty good as well. Only girl that manages to make me cum with her mouth.
>>29758528
It got to the point where I have more nudes of her than photos that I have taken on my phone.
>>29758528
>a single mom
good job anon.
>>29758300
>k, first of all, sex is not the only way of making your wife happy.
hahahaha
though I guess there is letting otehr dudes fuck her if we're gonna get down and dirty and speak technically here :^)
>tfw 32ddd
Feels pretty good, shame everyone still hates me because I'm awful.
>>29758701
If there's a child I haven't seen it yet hahaha, I've met her on tinder 2 years ago, we've met only after chatting fot a year, and been fucking without feelings evet since.. We're both 20. But I admit she's a bit on the chubby side, but still, not to the point where it becomes a problem to fuck her. She weights 65 for 1m68.
>>29758806
Noice. Post your tits for posterity. Be one of the liked women in /r9k/.
>>29758806
That's too big. When your boobs reach a certain point, anything after automatically makes you look like a slut. Unless you're just fat
>>29758833
That's true. It's weird, but some friends I know have big tits while she's still a virgin and hasn't done anything, not even oral, at 19, even though she's super pretty and stuff, and so many people, me included gave that slut image of her.
It's a bit sad really.
>>29758810
yeah...you're bragging about fucking human trash. and it's really obvious.
took 2 minutes for someone to realise how desperate you are.
get some standards m8.
>>29758903
>Human trash
How do you judge that?
I wouldn't go out with her for the life of me but she's still a very good friend.
>>29758806
>32ddd
uhh...that's a pretty small size.
>>29758921
>18 single mother
>not human trash
pick one.
>>29758944
Funnily enough google gives everything between cheslet needing pushup bras and monstertits.
>Find flat chests really hot in 3D
>In real life I think small tits are just depressing and I feel bad for the girl
Explain this phenomenon.
>>29758979
Are you dense?
She's no single mother. Where did you see or read that she was?
>>29758806
pretty sure that just means you have a wide ribcage more than anything
>>29758806
Posts tits.
>tfw it's a man
>>29758991
victoria secret uses vanity sizes, and most whores buy lingerie from them. they purposefully stock "DD" and "DDD" equivalencies so women feel good about that label.
pic related: 30D bra with an average sized apple in it
>>29759013
Probably the C-section scar. Just a guess.
Kyonbreasts.jpeg
>>29759158
Goodness gracious.
>>29759178
Early operation as a child, one of her ovary fucked up and got infected or something.
She's sterile because of that.
>>29758832
>>29759120
Okay.
>>29758833
Yeah, that seems kinda true.
>>29758944
>>29759091
Maybe, I guess I dunno.
>>29759237
wanna give us a timestamp?
>>29759237
Add a timestamp and we can make you famous. Sorta.
Here have another one for fun.
Why do you say you're awful btw? Physically or mentally speaking?
Because honestly, big tits give a wide margin of acceptance from guys. Hell, I've fucked a few girls that were either ugly or dodgy because they had fine tits.
>tfw 30a cup
>and disgustingly underweight
>thanks shitty genes i've been had
>i will never be a curvy cutie
>just small and gross forever
>>29759091
lel
32 is one of the smaller measurements.
tiny asian is a 28 (lower than that you have to special order online)
>>29759330
If I'm being honest, I actually prefer itty bitties, but like larger breasts, they have to look right.don't tell 4chan :^)
>>29759330
Get to eatin' and liftin'.
That won't give you a chest but you can compensate with a good ass. And banging a firm ass doggystyle is as pleasurable as a tittyfuck by massive boobs and sucking.
We're all gonna make it.
Chestlets, I love you. Don't let these threads get you down.
>>29759431
They don't love you though.
>>29759237
why did you cover them up?
>>29759237
Now that makes me wonder, tits look smaller when the girl is laying on her back right? Meaning anon here has even bigger tits when she's not on her back.
Also, post more and timestamp them, they look great.
flat is justice!!!! you can hold them closer to your heart! chest tumors are malignant!
Do chestlets get self-conscious when you keep staring at their chests? Cause I never intend to do it disrespectfully, I think they're fine.
>>29759543
Well if it's your gf and she knows you like it, I don't think so. And it depends on how you look at it as well.
If you don't like flatchests your a normie, butthurt manlet or a dicklet.
>>29759624
Lol angry roastie. GTFO.
>>29759635
lol look at this normie!
>>29759237
Whore.
>>29758832
Stop enabling sluts, this is not soc.
>>29759624
>Normie
Absolutely. I motorboats these sweet monstertits whenever I can. And I like it.
Plus your pic is too young looking for me.
>>29759510
she's at at least a 50 degree angle you tard.
>Plus your pic is too young looking for me.
she's actually 500+ years old
>>29759661
Why is she storing a bobby pin on her necklace/
What kind of trash is this?
>>29759655
>Implying we're gonna say no to tits
I'm not asking her to reveal her face or anything. But having a timestamp is always cool, feels like making history.
>>29759695
>still in her childhood bedroom
>>29759691
She was getting out of the shower, and hoing to use it to tie her hair.
Chill out anon, we got it, you don't get laid and feel like insulting every evul wymin, but that won't help your problem.
Here, have another sexfriend.
big tits are fine on futas
>>29759714
Yeah she was on holidays at her parents house. Normally she's much closer to my place.
>>29759007
>likes loli
>dislikes old flat-chested roasties
do you get it now, you silly pedo
>>29757700
>>29757730
>>29757788
>friend's sister-in-law is an extremely petite white girl
>falls head over heels for this muscular black dude
>makes it super obvious that she's flirting up a storm on him
>he never notices
>everyone else does
>some black friends of his pull her aside one day
>"Honey, I know you like this boy, but you just don't have the butt for a man like him. And you never will."
>pure. devastation.
Now she's a nun. No kidding.
>>29759722
yikes...shouldn't have taken off that bra.
>>29759834
big-titted teens are pretty hot, nigguh
>>29759687
Eh I've never really gotten that argument.
Since it's all physical attraction, I can't know the age of the character, I can only guess it, and I'm having a hard time guessing that 10-year old looking pedobait is 500 years old.
To each their own I guess.
>>29759007
>not wanting to make a qt girl feel good about her small chest
>>29759661
>Absolutely. I motorboats these sweet monstertits whenever I can. And I like it.
sure my goy, spend your time and energy earning money then spend your time, energy and money to be noticed by a few girls so that they let you try to make them cum, like they let dozens of boys beforehand and they will let dozens afterwards.
>>29759859
>only look big because that bra doesn't fit
pic related
>>29759844
Honestly, they're pretty good in person. I know they are not the same size, but to be fair, I don't really care when I'm banging her.
The other one with much bigger tits has a less discernable difference between the two.
On that note, pic related wants me to come by tonight, but I feel like there are redflags here and there.
She's basically a robot, but she seems a bit kinky and I like that.
Should I put my dick in potentially crazy?
>>29759920
followup: out of bra
>>29759906
>Implying I'd ever go out with her
She's a very good friend of mine, but I wouldn't date her, Mr.Jew. Not the kind of girl I'll date.
>>29759920
Well they are pretty big desu. She has to order special bras since she can't find any that are big enough.
Are you >>29759237?
>>29759921
basically a robot
>uses snapchat
>is a whore
>is an exhibitionist
>>29759928
Oh lawd. There is less than meets the eye.
But you must admit that your girl has not the dhaoe that look good even out of bra.
Like pic related, her boobs are not to my liking but oh well, she's nice and sucks well.
flat a cute! a cute!
>>29759981
Oh no, this one is not one of the others I posted.
I never met her in person. Hence my interrogation.
>>29760027
okay fine. i didn't look at the pic:
basically a robot:
>wears on trend makeup (instagram eyebrows especially)
>has a facial piercing
>takes "artsy" pics black and white pics to detract from the fact it's a whore shot
>>29760210
Eeeeeh it's a bit long to explain,she has plenty of problems that spell robots in my head. Except that she gets laid.
And in any case, if I can get laid without problems afterwards I won't care either. I'll still be nice to her though, poor girl has depression and aspergers apparently.
>>29759237
Do pics like>>29758832 femanon.
We want more. And you want to show more as well.
Bump for boobs.
>>29760902
Might as well post this fine lady. She belonged to a guy from /b/ from what I heard.
>>29761014
Real shame about the nose ring however.
>>29761031
Her ttityfucks must be perfect though.
>>29761031
how many people do you think have seen this?
the 5 chads she's actively seeking, 10 betas she's stringing along to get validation and gas money.
and then the thousands of anons.
i couldn't even get it up to jerk of to this degenerate.
>>29761062
Tits are tits anon. I love tits. She has nice tits. Simple as that.
She's quite fat though.
So how's your sex life going? You take flat or busty ones?
>>29761147
eh...ones that aren't whores mostly.
>>29761202
Any pics? Even femanon contributed.
>>29755173
I know a girl like that too, she always pulls this "big tits? those are fake anon lol" crap. She once introduced me to a friend of hers who allegedly had "huge boobs" even though she was udderly average, maybe a C with some goodwill. But the fact that women bring this up means we hit some kind of weak spot. You can't go around calling regular Cs or Ds "huge" or "too big" or unironically believe that such sizes have to be fake. Rachel for scale.
>>29761383
Insecurities. It's quite simple to understand really.
>>29761383
could be symapthy.
women with moderate tits know that they deal with back pain, inability to find bras at conventional store, and degradation at a young age .
or you know, lesbian jealously.
>>29755173
Girls with small tits don't get saggy when older, you gotta think about the bigger picture mang.
>>29761936
>Not being successful and wealthy enough to guarantee eternal youth through a smart combination of activity and esthetical services
Do you even 1%?
>>29755238
shut up cuck you're ruining this board
if they can't suck their own tit their tits are too small
>>29762361
>Having sex
>Standard missionary
>Girl start sucking her own boobs
Hhhhhng.
On the other hand she was fat, couldn't get my whole dick inside her because her thighs were sorta blocking me. It was weird.
>>29761936
They still sag, anon. Small pancake titties are worst breast type.
>>29762442
Oh god, I just had the mental image of those sad small flappy triangles.
>>29762361
you be really, really small not to be able to suck you're own nipple.
try it on yourself to see
>>29762492
It's actually true. I'm not flexible or have any breast yet I can almost lick my nipple.
But I'm sure anon meant suck and not just lick.
