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Two choices, bots. I can >kill myself tonight or tomorrow
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Two choices, bots.

I can
>kill myself tonight or tomorrow night
>end my sufferring

or

>wait until i'm out of college
>buy a gun
>normies will pay

I'm sure you sick fucks will chose the last one but I'll weigh what you guys say however the fuck I want to.

If I do choice 2, I'm doing it for eggy. Poor guy.
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>>29755134
Why not shoot up some pedos or KKK members or drug dealers instead of being some elliot rogers faggot?
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>>29755141
>KKK members

>>>/reddit/
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>>29755141
>KKK members

You do know they're a none violent organization?
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>>29755141
>pedos
>>>/reddit/
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or
or
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you could do neither
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Makes the normies pay

Make us proud anon

We will honour your memory

You get double points if you can get people to tell the news you were screaming about normies and chad
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>>29755141
Or I can just kill myself.

That's also an option, faggots.
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Avenge egg.
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kill yourself right now, you dumb fuck
don't taint my hobby any more with another loner white kid killing a bunch of people because he wanted to go out and "make a difference at least once"
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Avenge egg, as a matter of fact, fuck his faggot employers.
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Honestly OP, if I were you I'd go start a fight in the hood with Jamal and his pals.

Bring a weapon if you want, they'll either gang up on you and beat the shit out of you, or shoot you.

Obviously you want them to shoot you, so call them niggers every 3 seconds. God Fucking Speed anon, take as many as you can with you.

MOONMAN GUIDE YOU WAYWARD ROBOT!!
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>>29755134
Before you do it, make pay for everything on your credit card and save up a shit ton of cash. Go absolutely insane on your last night. Get a hooker, go skydiving, do whatever you want. You might as well make your last night count.
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>>29755134
choice 2 will take so damn long for me to die though.

i just wanna die
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Wait wut, I thought eggie was a total loser? He's true /r9k/?
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>>29755872
>total loser
>true r9k
stop repeating yourself
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>>29755134
Don't be An Hero you selfish fuck

If you do option 2 don't kill yourself after
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>>29755134
do option 2

the only way i keep myself going sometimes is telling myself i could do this someday. i definitely won't (okay NSA?) and it's a sick motivation but oh well.
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>>29755141
normalfags everyone
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How about you just embrace adversity and don't take others down with you?

Are you fucking stupid OP? Don't get more gun laws put into place by (((them)))

(((They))) are sniffing for ANY opportunity to fuck us all with these laws. Don't inflict it on all of us because you're just a shy autist. If you're going to kill anyone: it should be yourself.

You robots are truly something...
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Yeah, and everytime you kill a man scream "Fuck you chad!, and when you kil a woman, scream "Fuck you stacy!"
Also, this: >>29756890
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>>29755141
This. You can be like Travis Bickle. Watch Taxi Driver for inspiration.
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Wait it out anon.
>>29755141
>KKK members
They did nothing wrong you cunt.
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Down with the normies. do it for us sackless faggots that dream of it every day.
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>>29755269
This.

Originaletti spaghetti
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>>29755141
A FUCKING LEAF

Canadians should NOT have Internet access.
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>>29755134

Do option 2 but only if you can put a one-up on Orlando or Sandy Hook. IMO, if you ain't going for the high score you shouldn't do it at all. If you learn to make le bumbs in college than you can McVeigh some niggers but it probably aint as fun as shooting people. Always, I hope you will contribute to our societal breakdown. It makes me lol
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>>29756890
a gun isn't the only weapon you can use to commit mass murder
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>>29759907
Canada is the best, they are all operating on so many layers of irony that no one else can keep up.
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>>29760000
Quads demand it OP.
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>>29755141
>drug dealers
fuck you they're the only reason i don't want to kill myself
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>>29755134
Islam is the true way bot, Convert to islam and allah will guarantee you a life without suffering. Mashallah my bro
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