Why does r9k think femme guys are hot to women and they deserve qts?
Tall, masculine chads who look older than their age are what women want.
Not twinky femme boys who look like fucking women.
>>29754640
>t. fat neck beard loser
>>29754640
female sexuality isn't as straightforward (no pun intended) as male sexuality is. they're all fucking bisexual fruitcake special snowflakes whether they realize it or not. they'll pretty much get off to anything they can think of, the cunts.
Just think OP. You will never reproduce. More than 7,000,000,000 people will make love and procreate except for you. A new generation will be born. Hundreds of millions of people will welcome their kids home and enjoy being surrounded by their families. Hundreds of millions will find love and have that lustful night with their significant other.
Yet you will have none of this, because you wasted your time bitching about attractive men.
>>29754640
Is that the guy who fucked a hambeast?
>>29754773
yeah. people here said he was chad like and hunky. he looks like shit.
>>29754640
Depends on the woman. I see plenty of girls who are with guys that are thin, baby faced and dressed a little too nice
>>29754782
I wouldn't say shit, he looks like a skinnyfag with that pencilneck though.
>>29754782
It's pathetic what robots consider a Chad now. The babby beard makes him look like a complete faggot and he's probably a skellington.
>>29754782
He's no chad, but he definitely is not ugly enough to justify going for that hambeast. He looks better than most of the skellyfags here and could probably get a decent 5-6/10 cute gf
>>29754798
Is it possible those women are used as beards for these twinks?
>>29754840
yup. they claim you gotta be good looking to get a qt gf but they overrate men
guy in op pic would look GAY AS FUCK even more so 50 years ago when men were more masculine and had higher test levels
today's men are proven by science to have much lower fertility and test levels
>>29754928
girl nose
>>29754640
Looks good to me desu.
Women are actually naturally attracted to feminine looking men. But only if they carry themselves in a masculine way. It's a great combination.
>>29754928
soft skin
>>29754981
thick nasal bridge protects face in fights
and is marker of masculinity
You know guys, I think I'm gonna make it once I get rid of my acne.
>>29754981
smaller noses allow for deeper deep throats.
And is marker of femininity.
>>29754989
>>29754994
>>29755060
Fuck you guys you fucking perma virgin assholes
>>29755087
hardly any guy is even going to be masculine today
because guys gets more femme as time goes on, chemicals fuck up reproductive systems, etc.
chads get more rare, not less
>>29755047
lose weight
originally
lol am i a fucking meme here now
>>29755113
I'm 6ft and 62kg.
If I lose weight I'll die
>>29755087
>"perma virgin asshole"
Yeah, having your fart box cock punched is a marker of femininity.
>>29755166
your face looks fat
guess you just have a fat face
unlucky
>>29755106
Nah, it's just that I have really deep set eyes and brow ridges and a forehead that protrude out a bit. If you were to measure my nose it'd be 100% normal.
>>29755166
Is losing weight a condition for you dying? Or can we fast track and get to the dying part.
>>29755194
kek
tvybjnkml
>>29755194
>>29755106
>>29754640
looks =/= personality
gentle moderate looks with an independent/masculine personality is an objectively superior aesthetic. only double digit IQ neurotypical plebeians from reddit will say otherwise
>>29755166
i'm 5'11 and 50 kg, am i dead?
>>29755216
>"deep set eyes and brow"
So like a mongoloid?
>>29755166
>dat body
GET OUT
>>29754804
i am pretty skinny
i've been lifting more though. you should have seen me a year ago
>>29754840
i shaved the beard off. i think it looks gay too but it grows back very quickly. plus you know i'm 18 so it's understandable why i don't look super masculine
>>29754841
most of my tinder matches are like 5s
>>29754976
that theory makes some sense. women tend to be bi more than men so maybe there is something there in regards to them being attracted to feminine features.
>>29755270
Kinda like this just with slightly less prominent browridges
>>29755310
In your wet dreams, yeah, maybe.
>>29755199
Yeah I'll probably lose it once I get a bit older.
>>29755227
I honestly feel like that's a good plan for all of us.
>>29755261
I guess I'll try and lose weight then...are you a hungry skeleton?
>>29755288
Y?
>>29755087
Dude get thicker skin.
You're not ugly, you would know this if you had any kind of ego.
>>29755364
I was just talking about my eyes and brow ridges you faggot
HOLY FUCK I went to school with this guy.
He's a pothead and a weeb. He hung out with Chads somehow and it pissed me off because he was a total fucking loser who was gifted opportunities I could only dream of.
Skinnyfag manlet is right on the money.
>>29755449
>taking bait seriously
Okie Dokie
>>29755469
Probably sold them weed.
>>29755260
this
this post is originaol
>>29755457
And I was just talking about Clay Mathews appearing in your dreams and giving you dick sneeze.
>>29755476
What is 'bait' I've never seen that used in r/4chan.
>>29755506
hehel
>>29755503
Okie dokie familiokie
>>29755469
i fucking knew it
this dude SCREAMS stoner. he's only attractive relative to the golem he fucked. he has a fucking neckbeard for fucks sake. maybe if he got a man haircut and grew a real beard and lifted once in his life he'd be alright.
>>29755506
Do you need an ELI5 for your preciously pretentious hoighty toighty faggotry?
>>29755166
Dude those are my specs
That's definitely within healthy range
>>29755635
What's 'hoighty'?
>>29755166
w2c jacket my dude
>>29754640
>tfw people tell me I'm "feminine" despite me having a masculine jawline, deep voice, normal gait, 6'4" height, shoulders which are >1x the width of my head, and me living in a cabin in Alaska.
Fucking normalshits
>>29755636
So I should try and lose weight? I've been trying to gain weight this whole time.
>>29755506
>>29755635
I am not sure but I think both these posts are ruses
>>29755406
i wish i was 62 kg, dont lose weight m8, im not the same guy who told you to lose weight, you have a healthy weight
>>29755668
I would say don't sweat it at all.
I'm personal considering losing weight, but you look extremely healthy from your picture.
>>29754640
>women lust after manly men, not 'men' who look like boys
Wow, what a revelation.
>>29754640
i would tear that boy apart desu
cute af
>all the nu males in this thread
>>29754640
I looked 4 years older than I actually was with facial hair, and I may of detracted female attention in the past 8 years. Not any better now, but at least they don't beg me to shave.
>>29755753
Proving the point. This kid looks gay as hell and like a prissy fucktard
He's doing a girl face and taking selfies
>>29755670
>what is "bait"
I realize my response was baited by that question. Holy shit I need to kill myself soon.
>>29755662
Copped in Chile but I used my /fa/ skills to find you a similar one.
>http://shop.reigningchamp.com/collections/ss16/products/ss16-heavyweight-varsity-jacket-black
What I did was get an extra long hoodie like the ones from longclothing.com (out of stock right now) then I cropped it to a more reasonable length.
>>29755673
>>29755697
Thanks guys, I really want to gain weight desu. Sick of being slightly not skinny, you know?
>>29755768
Fuck off. I'm way more attractive than the homo in OP
This is what women want. Men.
>>29755842
Go for that extra medium size.
>>29755814
No anon pls don't kill urself.
>>29755854
haha maybe fucking pirate women
>>29755869
That's the plan friendo. Time to eat a bunch of oats.
>>29755854
Holy shit the eye patch is bad ass. Maybe two will be even cooler?
>>29755854
bloated and fat is a shitty strawman
"girls hate qt twinks"
(posts pic of bloated fat redneck guy)
so they want masculine rednecks like this?
>>29755768
I'm too cynical and anti-censorship/whiny bullshit to be a nu-male
>>29755901
Yes
Because that's a man who can dominate and take care of them and knows what he wants, not a weeaboo manlet who looks like a gay man's playtoy.
>>29755932
anything is better than a shitty feminine twink
they're the EXACT equivalent to a 250 lb angry black woman
>>29754640
pretty boys like justin bieber are more attractive than hypermasculine men. mostly fags are into hypermasculine men,
>>29755967
but i thought fags were into pretty boy twinks like the guy above me said
which is it
>>29755967
fags want guys who look like girls to fuck
lol
twinks hold all the power in the gay world
>>29756016
then why do girls cream themselves over bieber and zac efron and gay porn is filled with muscle dudes
>Can grow a full beard but ginger and average at best with a shitty nose
feels bad man
>>29756062
you ;look like the guy from trains sppotting
>>29756092
Which one m8?
>>29756062
At least your beard matches your hair. Red beards and brown head hair looks moronic. Just. Like. Me.
>>29756092
cook me up a shot?
>>29756040
Girls, when not ovulating, are attracted to provider males. Bieber, Timberlake, etc are softer looking non-hypermasculine men with HUGE social status.
When ovulating, very masculine caveman-esque men are desired more. Obviously they'd still prefer Timberlake over a garbageman who had a high test face.
Different traits are weighted differently depending on how a girl's hormones are making her feel at that exact moment.
>>29756040
I know, right? Look how fucking FEMININE zac efron is
>>29756138
that's how girls hold ropes.
FEMME AS FUCK SON
>>29756104
renton
with a beard
>>29755666
>shoulders which are >1x the width of my head
If I'm understanding you right that's small as fuck.
You need to be able to fit AT LEAST 3 of your heads on your shoulders to even approach good shoulder width
And besides, if you act like pussy it don't matter shit what you look like
>>29756195
This photo was taken just moments after Zac was convinced not to hang himself. Visor guy seems regretful by this, however.
>>29756285
I think he means his delts combined are wider than his head. The actual shoulder itself, not the distance from shoulder to shoulder.
>>29756138
>>29756195
wew ok i haven't seen these pics
i was thinking back when he was on the high school musical
>>29754640
Most femine looking guy in a gay show. Makes women wet just by his gay look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy_1ALZtqJ0
>>29756260
I usually get Ed Sheeran or Simon Pegg desu, maybe it's because I'm not such a fat fuck anymore
>>29756393
So his shoulders are 3x head width AKA good then?
>>29756426
do you get laid? how's your dating success?
>>29756481
If you wanna know how to get laid, I can help desu
>>29756119
I never understand how so many non-red head guys get ginger beards or partially ginger
>>29756426
actually simon pegg is a very accurate
>>29756481
I've been out with one girl for 18 months, slept with 8 different girls, had 4 fuck buddies.
I was 130kg so I had to rely on charisma and personality to actually get a girl into bed, now I've dropped to 75kg I notice girls pay me more attention which is nice, plus I still have the game from forcing myself to talk to girls when I began university. Also I have a pretty big dick which helps once I've actually gotten a girl into bed, I never say anything about it before we do the horizontal tango though.
Been in love with a girl who is also a close friend for two years, but she turned me down. Can't even dislike her because she's so nice and she's always been supportive and proud of the weight I've managed to lose, feels kinda bad
>>29756519
Right? You'd think that since no one would want to fuck a hafu ginger, there wouldn't be any around.
Do "sad" faces count as feminine? Everyone tells me I have a sad eyes, but I have a decent jawline and a big chin. Dunno what it all means.
>>29756582
>"slept with 8 different girls, had 4 fuck buddies."
>>29754640
no. femboys are cute, f u
>>29756672
I've slept with 29 women, it does have a lot to do with looks.
But there are some skills and strategies I've learned to be more successful, and it's not "lol b urself"
>>29756621
>"Dunno what it all means."
It means you're insecure.
>>29756758
What skills and strategies?
>>29756763
No shit, why else would I be here?
>>29756672
Funny thing is I slept with more girls/ had more sex while I was a fat fuck, I've just finished uni and third year was pretty intense so I barely went out or spoke to girls, haven't got laid in like 7 months or while I've been in the best shape of my life.
I used to be really introverted and nervous but as soon as I started university I set a goal to put myself out there more and lose the weight. b urself is shit advice, you have to keep trying and improving yourself to be the best person you can be, focus on yourself before you focus on women.
>>29754640
Oh hey it's the guy that fucked the goblin. Someone post her picture.
>>29756806
probably including
>pretending to give a shit
>lying with a straight face
>suppressing rage in the face of normie retardation
>willingness to get aids
>>29756421
fuck he's gotten ugly
RIP
>>29754703
this poster gets it perfectly
>>29756819
Same. I sympathize with your sad eyes though. I suffer from Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome. In high school, I'd get the occasional "what's wrong anon?" And I'd always go, "would you rather me look like this" and make a shit eating grin at them. Of course no one asks me that anymore now that I'm a professional autist.
>>29756833
Wait, I'm confused. You had more sex when you were fat, introverted, and nervous?
>>29756836
Which goblin?
>>29757158
thread from yesterday
guy in op fucked a 1/10 landwhale sjw because he was jealous of his chad friends having sex before him
>>29757180
do you have her pics?
also, the guy looks cute. why would he go for a landwhale?
>>29756976
Can relate with you there. All through school and work, people would ask me what's wrong, or why I never smile. I'm not that depressed, it's just how my face is.
Also been told my face looks too small for my head. Last time I posted on /soc/, someone edited my face like my pic related. Was funny and crushing at the same time.
>>29757222
someone does i'm sure
i think he said it was because some other girl he was going to fuck rejected him and he was desperate and upset because of that. then it turned out the other girl was just busy.
>>29757041
>Had the gf from 15 - 17
>Had a fuckbuddy over the summer before I went to uni, would have gf'd her but we agreed we'd be moving too far apart and kept it casual
>Had a fuckbuddy after being in uni for a month, girl from one of my modules told me she liked "fluffy", fat, guys
>Ended up being fuck buddies with an 8/10 azn girl I've known since child for the last two years after I looked after her the first night I met her at uni
>Fuckbuddy with a girl in the year below while I was in second year, stopped sleeping with her now after she got a bit clingy/ mental
Don't know why, I have more game now, I kiss more girls on nights out, bought a girl back home with me last Thursday and seeing her this Thursday on a night out in town. Last year of uni has just been too much pressure and a lack of money to see girls so much, if I was the way I am now at the start of uni I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I would have been able to fuck 15 - 20 girls by now.
>>29757279
fucking normans with gfs stop psoting here and get out rooooooooooooo
you make me sick you fucking chads
>>29756582
>>29756582
>8
>tfw I'm ginger too but I'ma kissless virgin
>>29757279
>>29757041
Oh yeah, I was losing weight and becoming more confident as I went along but while I've been at my best point I just haven't got laid due to circumstances and work
>tfw boyish-looking girl who likes girly-looking guys
>>29754640
I got the whole feminine manlet thing going on, and girls never seem to be interested. I lift to try and counteract it, but it just makes me look like a twink, and I end up getting hit on by 40 year old dudes at walmart.
Life is cruel.
>>29756806
>Answering questions without actually answering
>Shifting mentally from "How do I impress her?" To "Is she impressing me?"
>Always 'manspread' and take up as much room as you can when sitting down in a social situation
>Making up crazy stories to start a conversation "You know I saw a guy try and jump that bar last week and he ended up falling on, breaking a table
Theres other stuff too.
I'm only like 7-7.5/10, used to be a 5. Dw bro we're all gonna make it
>>29757306
You say that but most of these girls wanted to fuck me because I'm a "nice guy", I was fat as fuck and really not attractive which just showed me that personality is really as important as looks.
I can post a picture so you can see what I mean but I'd rather not.
>>29757312
You're equal to or better looking than me in the face, I'd tidy the beard up on the cheeks and around your mouth and maybe do something with your hair but other than that you're good to go. How old are you? I'm turning 22 in October
>>29754640
Tell that to girls that are obsessed with post part 4 Jojo
>>29757235
>"my face looks too small for my head"
Maybe your head is too big for your face. You know, glass-half-full kind of thing.
>>29757438
like good old giorno
>>29757438
Yeah, girls fucking love Jojo Part 5 onwards.
Johnny has a shit ton of fangirls.
>>29757391
please do post a picture
i want to see how fat you were and see whether you're over exaggerating about being very fat
>>29757391
plz post picture anon
>>29757448
Either way I lose, but I appreciate your being positive. Here's my face as a reward
>>29757376
Post pic, want to see if chad.
>>29757503
>>29757515
Here you go, I was 20.5 stone/287lbs/130kg in this pic, couple of weeks into my first year of university
>>29757528
There's something about your face that looks feminine. Might be the small facial features.
>>29754640
i'm gay. I love femme boys. i hope they never stop existing :( not like i'll get one anyway but still
>>29757554
Me a few months back at a bar.
>>29757594
Why won't you get one? Not feminine enough for them?
>>29757460
Go away smelly jojo faggot.
>>29757564
holy mother of fuck
you were ugly and fat AS FUCK
don't fucking tell me you had sex with any girls looking like that, you fucking liar lmao
if you did have sex, the girls must've been literally hideous tier
>>29754640
Nah mate femboy here and girls dig it. I think it's trending to have a cute bf who knows how to dress and is clean and cool. If you're feminine as in weak and beta then yea, of course
>>29757666
post pics. please?
origimall
>>29757640
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
>Gf: 6/10 face, 8/10 body (Small tits, slim waist, huge ass)
>Fuck buddy over summer: 5/10 face, 6/10 body (Average body aside from big tits)
>First fuckbuddy at uni: 3/10 face, 6/10 body (Slightly chubby, had perfectly shaped G cups)
>Azn fuckbuddy (Bit of a story behind this): 8/10 face, 8/10 body (All around tight body)
I've gotten with and fucked more attractive girls in general. Also been about 8" since before uni and I'm good in bed, if I actually get a girl in bed it's generally led to more sessions.
>>29757640
>>29757564
I dunno, he said he banged an 8/10 AZN. Like, 3D AnnieMay.
>>29755166
Apex kek, I'm 6'1 and 132
Look at me, Im skelton king now
>>29757751
Todd Howard looks especially feminine in this.
>>29757564
>>29757734
Can I just clarify something.
You fucked all of these women whilst looking like that?
I genuinely do not believe you.
Either you are straight up lying, which I doubt, or more likely you are severely over-exaggerating how hot some of these girls were.
You were seriously fugly dude.
>>29757809
I shouldn't have listed my ex since I wasn't fat when we were together but yeah, give me 5 and I'll type up the jist of the other 3 girls so there's some context
>>29757317
Tfw the exact opposite.
>>29757306
You kind of look like damian lewis.
what's my masculine rating?
OP looks like a cuck.
>>29757698
Sure but keep it a secret. Btw I'm 5'10" 140lbs 19 yrs and when I had a gf she never called me handsome but just said I was cute and that actually goes for everyone
>>29757862
>Can't realize he's a norman
>Has to seek validation from robots
>Autism relevant in facial features
>Doesn't know how to get the fuck off my board.
>>29754740
jeez that really doesn't sound that fucking special or interesting
how would you even begin to give a shit about something this trivial. OH WOW 7 BIL PEOPLE DO SOMETHING I DON'T DO, I SURE FEEL LEFT OUT OH NO.
go into sales faggot you really have a knack for it
>>29757809
>>29757844
>Fuck buddy over summer: Fancied a girl at my sixth form for ages, told her I liked her at our prom and she flat out rejected me. My mate and another girl come over and say "You know Anonette has liked you for ages right? Go dance with her". I was hammered so I just walked over to her and kissed her, she was into it, went home with her ended up sleepign with each other over summer. I'd work out when I had a free house, go pick her up and we'd fuck all day.
>First fuckbuddy at uni: She was in one of my modules, comes up to me on a night out and tells me she likes me, says to meet her outside the student union after it closes. We go back to my halls and fuck, we fuck a few more times over the year, she tells my all our friends I have a big dick and that I'm great in bed which landed me a one-night-stand in itself.
cont.
>>29756806
Who's this cumdumpster?
>>29758076
>Azn fuckbuddy: Knew her in primary school, went to sixth form together too but didn't really speak much. She's half Italian, her parents are Catholic as fuck and she'd never been out before or drunk, she stumbles into the union smoking area hammered, says hello and talks to me. Gets more drunk as she's sat on my lap, throws up on my shoes at which point I told her flatmate we were going back. Carried her about half a mile back to her halls in my arms, changed her into pyjamas, cleaned sick off of her face and put her to bed. She messages me the next day and apologises, tell her she can just buy me a drink next time we're out. We meet on a night out, she gets me a drink, we sit and talk, I kiss her and she kisses back, end up going back with her that night and doing the dirty. We had sex every couple of weeks or so as I lost weight, her dad basically set her up with a rich guy from London (She's rich herself) so now we just go out for drinks occasionally or chat about what's been going on in our lives.
>>29757927
you're cute!!
>had a gf
ree normie etc, etc...
>humble bragging thread
>>29754640
>Why does r9k think femme guys are hot
Because r9k has been so detached from reality that it is attracted to femme guys so projects this onto women
>>29758357
>People ask questions or invite conversation on an anonymous discussion forum
what a surprise
>>29754640
Good, more cuteboys for meimplying a cute twink would even give me a chance
well a girl fucked this guy and no girl has ever fucked me and i'm probably stronger so
>>29754640
God I'm such a mess.
>have an overall masulcine skull and can grow a full thick beard but have really soft skin
>6'2 and broad shouldered but also have a big butt and wide hips(not really bitch hips tho)
> hands softer than a women yet I'm constantly working with my hands.
I also have really long eyelashes and girls always ask me if I mascara. At least I have a really deep voice but damn why do I have a lot of feminine features
>>29757927
hey, you look similar to my bf - therefore you must be cute.
That's a good thing though, for me anyhow
>Be gay
>All qt boys are sluts and whores
Haha
>>29760396
>be tranny
>all other trannies are sex-crazed whores
similar, yet not the same feel
is this what you tell yourself while you cry asleep at night alone
>>29760412
Sex-crazed whores AND crazy. But you probably don't want to fuck them so the feel is of a different flavor.
For so much LGBTQARTI+ pride, we're all some mixture of mentally ill, STD ridden, or suicidally afflicted. Straight people have it so well
>>29760452
they do.
I managed to get all of the mental illness and suicidality, luckily none of dem STDs.
>>29760396
Do gays even care about purity and shit? I thought all you faggots were pozzing orgy degenerates.
>>29755166
im about the same but i visibly look way way thiner with pectus and everything
>>29754782
Same thread where I got this. People said he was better than this dude.
>>29762547
Well they weren't wrong imo
>>29762547
Lol no. This guy looks like a fucking football player. OP looks like an art school stoner kid. This guy is Chad and OP is "cute". This guy looks taller, has a better jawline, and is more muscular too.
>>29754640
I am both of those combined
>>29762547
Depends on if you want cute or masculine.
>>29759057
Tfw no cute bf
Original comment
>>29762547
Why are there no chads in my local home depot? >:(
Feels bad man.
>>29762806
Maybe try lowes :^)
>>29759057
>tfw twink body but ugly face
AAAAAAA
>>29754640
Tall is a plus but a femminine and proportionate face is universally hot.
