This is chad bingo time
>if you can't check off a single box, you are here forever
>if you can check off 3 boxes, you are a normie
this is the most delusional image I think I've ever seen on this board.
>>29753799
>Had sex 2 years ago
>Nothing before or since
Welp, I'm not going anywhere.
>>29753799
I think the
salary
trust fund
and threesome squares should be moved to less important spaces as they're rare even among the most chaddy of chads
wow
first time I've not gotten a single one on one of these
>>29753799
Bingo
left top to bottom right diagonal win is the easiest win
>>29753799
>travel around the world regularly
Define "regularly".
Otherwise, I check off two. What does that make me?
>>29753799
>bench more than 1.5x bodyweight
>squat more than 2x bodyweight
>might have had 10+ girls crush on me
I-i have avpd, and social autism. does this still make me a norman still?
>>29753881
do you even know how to play bingo you dipshit
here it is my men I wish I were a chad to be honest
>>29753990
Certain squares have a higher value than others nignog
Prove me wrong
>>29753799
"Have a car with at least 300 HP"
sorry, here in europe you're already a Chad if you got a car with more than 160 HP
>>29753957
The same as me.. Hinges on the travel for two or three.
>>29753799
Only two are from cross country and my dumb ass friends who drink when ever we can get beer
>>29753799
Fucking hell OP your definition of "Chad" is superman with a shit ton of money. That's not how normies work.
>>29754001
The only ones that do are the free space and the corners, because they enable triple bingo. A double bingo is possible from any other point on the board. The salary and trust fund aren't in those spaces.
I hit none
I'm just 18, is everything lost?
>>29754051
I know I hate them because they seem especially unattainable
>>29753799
4 boxes.. This is surprising, I'll get the fuck out now.
>>29754051
usually anything that's a straight shot to free square is higher valued too
>only top left box
Looks like I get to stay.
>>29754083
You got me there, I totally forgot about that.
Parent is proud of me, that's about it. I used to have a BMW 328i, not sure if that's 300 HP or not.
>>29753799
I'm 25 years old. Somehow I don't feel like a normie.
>>29753799
what are you beta faggots gonna do about it?
>>29754165
How are you doing bud
to have glimpsed normalcy, but to never reach it, is the greatest torture. 3-4 squares are the most miserable on this board.
Welp I'm here forever then ;__;
only one that applies to me is the group sport, and it was badminton
I was also shit at it
>>29753799
>tfw no chad bf
Some of these are crazy. A million dollar trust fund? 150k salary? Wew lad.
>>29754272
I'll be your chad bf. I'm the only one to have scored a bingo so far. And look, here I am on /r9k/ see all these achievements they count for nothing if you won't leave 4chan.
bonus points if you're a femme or twinky guy
Im 18 so some of those are hard to mark obviously. Didn't hit free space tho
>>29754412
damn haven't lost it by 18 that sure sucks
>>29753799
>not one single mark
>>29754361
I'm way too insecure and needy and messed up for that, senpai.
>>29753881
>threesomes are rate amongst chads
you poor, delusional cuck
I'm in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo
>>29753799
Literally only got 6'2 or above.
I'm 6 foot 4.
First time I have scored so poorly on one of these meme tests, although this one is unrealistically harsh.
Well shit, would you look at that, not a single one.
>>29753799
Trust fund should be lowered to 100k, if I had my way it would be a trustfund period
>>29755097
>if I had my way it would be a trustfund period
For real, if I was emancipated from labor, I wouldn't even be on this Mongolian knitting exchange.
