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>wash fruit before eating
>don't
>>29753302
>cashier tells me to have a good day
>i don't
>>29753302
>Waiter puts lime on my cup
>Squeeze lime in my hands
>Spill it on the table
>>29753317
>tell cashier to keep the change
>there is no change
>crab leg server tells me to enjoy the film
>i don't
>someone tells me to have a nice day
>"fuck off you don't own my feelings"
>someone in front of me at the mcdonalds drive thru paid for my meal
>they want me to pay it forward
>i never even saw that movie
>don't know what the fuck they're talking about
>speed off
>want to buy $3 ice cream with debit card
>"you have to spend at least $5 if you're using debit"
>pay with cash instead
>>29753414
>cashier tells me I'm one penny short
>tell her "that's okay"
>she says "it's fine I'll pay for it"
>I leave
>>29753499
Hate that fucking shit. Fuck off Visa.
>buy bag of bulk candy from gas station
>cashier asks how many candies are in the bag so she knows how much to charge
>tell her 30
>actually only took 28
>>29753920
Nagito dindu nuffins. He a gud boi
>mainstream media says to vote for hilarious clinton because donald trumpet is literally hitler
>don't
>order a side of vegetables at restaurant
>don't touch them
>watch employee throw them in the trash
>>29753499
>"we don't take Discover, because they charge us up the ass!"
>"well that's the only card I've got, so I guess I'll take my business elsewhere"
>he charges me on the Discover
>I actually had a Visa too, I just like the 2% I get back from using my Discover
>Reply to post saying I'm a normie
>I'm not
>claims to be a leicester fan
>don't
>get sick from food at a fast food place
>they give me a coupon for a free burger
>use it
>as they give me the food, they watch me throw it away and leave
>mfw
