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>told girl i'm 6'1
>actually 5'8
>shoe lifts coming thursday
>got a date friday
You made lanklets?
>>29751396
Everyone will notice.
You can't fool her forever anon, why'd you do that?
I'm still 3 inches taller than you sooooooo
tfw 6'2", couldn't care less either way
>>29751429
No they won't. Look at the picture
>>29751434
At best the lifts will give me 3 inches. She can't tell the difference between 5'11 and 6'1
>be grill
>get a date with a 6'1 guy
>go out with him, he's pretty awkward and has weird taste in shoes, but its been a while
>we go back to my place since he lives with his mom
>begin undressing for him, ask him to do the same
>he strips off, but keeps his shoes on
>"anon, take your shoes off?"
>o-ok
>he takes them off
>he steps down from his platformed shoes and looks up at me
>"l-lets do it"
>get dressed and leave
>>29751396
Bruh, there's no way you're getting to 6'1 from 5'8 without looking really fucking stupid. One or two inches? Okay. Not huge no one will notice. 5? Everyone will notice and your date will eventually find out.
>>29751479
Platform shoes don't add that much height. He could've not been shorter than like 5'9. Is that short to you?
>>29751467
you can totally notice from the picture too m8
![d2cb3fa534228b56c0a2b60b2129e840[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aQ0lcQn.jpg "d2cb3fa534228b56c0a2b60b2129e840[1].jpg")
>>29751493
RDJ adds nearly 6 inches and I bet you never knew
>>29751396
Oh cool i love celtic, shame he makes tims look like midgets tho
>>29751534
everyone notices m8
clomping around like a damn Clydesdale
>>29751493
he'll be fine he just has to make sure he never takes his shoes off. Clearly he is going on a date with roasted stacy, so who cares if she finds out after he has lost his virginity. Smart moves OP report your findings back to use cyborgs.
You should not reproduce.
>>29751534
Holy fuck I thought that pic was shopped lol
>>29751534
Actually I did and so does everyone else. It's a pretty common joke on the internet.
>be grill
>be allowed to wear heels visibly with no negative consequences besides my own health
teehee
>>29751479
>leaving your own house
>be 6'4
>wow you're so tall!!!!
>how tall are you!??!?
>here stand next to me I wanna see where I come up to on you
>you mad?
lel no
>>29751396
guess you're not planning on having sex with her, she would notice then LMAO
I'm 7'4".
I am an absolute freak and every girl I've ever known comes up to the bottom of my ribcage.
>>29752437
You still have it much better than a 5'4 guy
I remember when I discovered Manlets
>be 6"2 in high school, same time the first Avengers (relevant later) came out
>Like a grill, talk to her even
>this smaller dude also liles her
>he sits beside her in our last class everyday
>one day we go to computer lab
>she sits across from me, we have good conversation and laffs
>he keeps trying to bump in
>he eventually gives up and talks to his lesbian friend
>she leans over and laughs, saying "manletguy is so short haha"
>manlet returns
>we are looking at picture of a dood
>"omg this looks like her"
>I ask whos her
>oops I mean manlet guy
>manlet guys face goes red
>my cheeky friend sitting beside me leans over and says "tango down"
>uproarish keks follow
also another time a weeks laterish
>we in lab again
>he randomly asks her to go see the avengers with her
>gets denied
>damagecontrol.exe
>asks me if I want to go see it cos he thinks we are friends
>my cheeky friend leans over and makes some joke about not being able to get girls and thus being forced to switch to dicks
>uproarish hearty chuckle ensues
oh boy
>>29752437
I'm almost six feet tall please marry me
>>29752437
that sucks man, how much do you weigh
You would have to eat like 5 thousand calories a day and train your whole life not to be a manlet
then again if you got big you would get the freaky sluts who want to fuck Truck-People
>be 6'5"
>go on dates
>tell them im only 6"
>literally making the game even harder for manlets
>>29752589
also to eliminate anyones Ideas of this story being fictional, I got rejected twice by the girl
>>29752589
>tango down
you and your friend sound like huge faggots
>>29751467
I would notice a thing like that right away. Don't be a laughing stock anon, it's bad enough that you are manlet already
>>29752709
we were in grade 10 and my friend was a chad who thought I was funny cos I was racist
you would have had to been there to understand my dude
>>29752765
you bullied one of your own. I can never forgive you for that anon
>>29752589
>dood
>oops i mean...
>tango down
>laterish
>damagecontrol.exe
>uproarish hearty chuckle
What the fuck
>>29752589
You sound like a cunty Chad. Please go and stay go.
>>29752589
for the love of god, learn how to tell a fucking story
>>29751396
Why would you want to have the height of a virgin?
>>29753018
He doesn't even sound like a Chad
He sounds like one of those losers who were always out to claw their way up the social ladder by belittling other losers
>>29753059
this
he's a failed normie
>>29753059
so, a faggot
yeah, he's a faggot
>>29751396
Are those the Celebrity Heights guys?
>>29752589
go back to fucking reddit you shitter
>>29752589
>same time the first Avengers (relevant later)
if it is relevant later why mention it in the beginning? And how was it even relevant?
>>29752868
no mercy for the weak
also this kid posted depressing things on the internet a lot and thought it was funny to make fun of himself and thought replacing swear words with darn and heck was funny so no he was in fact not one of us
also he was normie
also rip my nigga harambe
>>29752641
>tfw a guy tells you he's six inches tall
>>29751479
>>29752245
LMAO CAUGHT
>>29752950
yeah thats why girls dont like me im not good with communicating even with robots its almost as if im mentally challemged or sommin
>>29753026
yes
>>29753059
correct I was a traitor to robots using my height and masking my depair and boringness with unfunny joke
>>29753100
yes
>>29753216
but then I'll never learn how to use 4chan properly
>>>29753242
so no one would say im an underage faggot cos I do sound like one unfortunately
I think ill do you all a favor and just lurk a ahit ton before ever posting a story again thos was an awful experience and even though you are anonymous I feel real people behind those screens, brother
>>29753334
>sommin
>yes...yes
>boringness
>brother
Don't bother "lurking moar, d00d." Just stay gone.
>>29752589
Lol either this is really fake or you're manlet guy, I like how you quickly tried to removed suspicion by saying oh got rejected twice. Sounds really forced- also this story makes you sound like a fag.
>ITT robots get underhand roasted by a normie
>>29753334
NO~~~!
I SAID
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
YOU
FUCKING
STUPID
FAILED
NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>29753334
>>29752589
Aww dont listen to the meanies, I like the way you type
Shouldnt have laughed at the small man though, you go on r9k, have some empathy to them
>>29753491
FUCK OFF, SYMPATHIZING SCUM!
YOU'RE NEXT!
>>29753526
It's okay *pet pet* calm, everything will be okay, no more bully
>>29753394
>brother
yes I am a hulk hogan fan you got something agaisnt that punk
>>29753451
nice frog did you get it from a buzzfeed top ten list
its gone brother get over it
sike it aint actually gone
>>29753526
tell me a story of a time when you did something socially looked down upon that would make you a robot then
I will listen
>>29753573
I FUCKED MY GRANDMA
>only 5'10"
so close yet so far
( ._.)
jdimsa
( ;_;)
>>29753608
Made me giggle
I giggled originally
>>29753608
well I am a virgin and you arent
now who's the Norman
(actually funny thing I have Norman ancestors) right
>>29753608
>I FUCKED
NORMIE
OUT, OUT, OUT
LEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAVE NOOOOOOORMIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEEEE-EEEE-E-E-E-EEEEE
>>29751396
This will be you in time. Be careful
>>29753667
Hahah.... No :)
>>29753684
those literally look like shoes on top of shoes
>tfw 6'1 barefoot
true king of manlets checking in. literally high school faggots are this tall or taller nowadays
i wish i was at least 6'4
>>29752589
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HOPE YOU DIE
>>29751396
>told girl i'm 7'5
>i'm actually 3'11
>bucketshoes coming friday
>got a date friday
you mad, lanklets?
>be me
>tallest kid in grade 5 by a good margin
>still have my school photo that year
>come grade 12
>I am one of the shortest in my grade
somebody kill me please, I want to die. Put a bullet in my head,.
>have to fabricate 5 inches onto your height to get a date
>jealous?
Not really
>>29751396
>5'8 to 6'1
>thinks no one will notice
>>29751534
>RDJ adds nearly 6 inches
What? No way
>>29751534
everyone will notice
pic related
>>29753334
Wtf are you doing?
You realize it sounds like you are trying to get us to sympathize with you playing the im a loser card.
Fuck off you shitty norman, you made fun of the manlet for no reason when you are a bigger faggot than him.
Please, please to god, just fucking kill yourself.
No one wants you hear please leave.
>>29753334
your stories are boring you fucking loser go back to fucking reddit you fucking loser
>tfw 5'10
>tfw never had problems in hs what's so ever about height
>tfw 4chan started to make me unsecure about my height
thanks
>>29751479
Good example of why you should proof read.
>>29752589
That didn't happen, at least not the way you think it did.
>>29753394
please don't bully him. anon sounds like a qt
>>29751396
>tfw I just put wedges in my shoes that raise my feet up. They hurt like fuck, but I'm a good 2 inches taller (6 ft)
>>29758417
why wedges?
platforms won't hurt and will accomplish the same thing. just gotta make sure you wear structured shoes.
OP, do you use weird facebook? Are you one of those people that saw a dailydot article about simpsons shitposting, found a bunch of the pages and found his way to /r9k/?
>>29757688
Im on the same boat.
>oregano
MANLET ALERT
Man the tiny, tiny harpoons!
>>29751396
>tfw 5'6"
Being 5'7" sounds amazing
It's like this magical number I know I'll never get to
>>29751520
>under 6'
>not manlet
when will they ever learn?
(original manlet)
in a friendly way
>>29753246
im fuckin dead
>>29752437
Post pic for proof
>Be a 5'7 Manlet
>5'9 crush asked me out on a date
I'm think going to make it guys
>>29752588
no...the 5'4" guy isn't gonna die a premature death (suicide not included)
>>29751467
>be 6'0
>tell girl on the internet I'm 6'1
>meet up with her
>first thing she says to me is "oh, you're not that tall"
>>29753628
made me chuckle
I too chuckled originally
>>29751898
If you won't be my girlfriend and let me buy you heels for being my qt gf then don't reply
>>29751898
no one cares how tall girls are though
ITT: bitter lanklet virgins mad at short guys getting all the pussy.
I'm 5'5, girlfriend of a few years now is 5'9. When we first met I wore massive heel lifts inside a size 11 Air Force 1 sneaker to push me to 5'10, she didn't know until she tried on my shoes while I napped on her couch.
I'd say go for it OP, it's definitely paid its dividends for me
>>29752437
Are you that anon that I talked to and told it would be wise to visit a doctor about your height?
>>29751898
>be grill
>be very tall, especially where I live since people are short
>be told not to wear heels both from men and women
kinda sucks
>>29762796
Height, weight, bra size, location?
>>29753246
>>29760657
thanks anon for that hearty chuckle
>>29762796
Wear them anyway and tower above everyone like an amazon
>be 6'3" perfect chad height
>wear fashionable boots and derbies with big soles that make me 6'4"-6'5" in shoes
D E V I L I S H
in all honesty though, most sneakers these days already add 1-2", think of the nike/adidas sneakers with big soles, so most normies are taller in shoes too
>>29757688
>>29759242
This so originally much 5'10 too
