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>pizza place started labeling my delivery orders "Strange Guy" because I ask them to leave it outside instead of opening the door
fuck
>>29751047
You're a strange guy OP
>>29751047
Why do you care? As long as you get your pizza, fuck them.
>>29751424
>Why do you care?
They probably spit and cum in it
You just reminded me of the time I read "peter file" on my receipt
I gave my name as steven
>>29751506
Just buy pizza from a store, order from another place. Maybe order chinese takeout instead.
>>29751047
OP, yer just a nasty, real nasty guy
>>29751047
Do you have evidence of them labeling your orders as strange guy? If so call corporate. Show them faggots who's the boss.
>>29751581
This
inb4 OP can't even heat up an oven
>>29751581
It's a small town. Only two places deliver. I considered switching, but this one has better deals and exposing my weirdness to two sets of staff seems like a worse idea.
>>29751758
Oven pizza is nasty
>>29751506
Probably, but I've yet to find any evidence of it or get sick so idc
Why can't you answer the door like a normal person
>>29751047
How do you pay the delivery person?
>>29752061
Probably just slides the money under the door I assume. Unless OP has a more creative method.
>>29751047
>female pizza deliverers refuse to deliver to your house because they're afraid of you
learn to make your own pizza
fun fact, you will not save much/any money
it will not be as good
it takes a long ass time to make dough
but damnit at least you won't be a strange dude to the guy making it
yet they work at a pizza place while you're literally making their salaries.
hope you feel better op
i say embrace your new label
>>29752189
Made my own pizza before and it was actually pretty great. You need to get the dough flawless though or it tastes like shit.
>order pizza online
>get 4 for $20 to justify $10 delivery charge + some sides
>delivered in between 20-30mins
>paid with debit card so dont have to bother with cash
>open door, guys says what i ordered " four mediums pizzas etc."
>say yep, thanks
>done
its easier to talk to people when i know how the conversation will go and if i'm in my houseas apposed to going outside
>>29752338
yeah internet forms for ordering really have opened up a whole new horizon. 30 seconds of "here's your stuff" is much more palatable than the 2 minute phone conversation involved in classic delivery summoning rituals
>>29752489
truly a good time to be a shutin
>>29751047
>labeling my delivery orders "Strange Guy"
how did you find out tho
>>29751140
for you
original banepost
>>29752189
I can make a good dough from scratch in 15 minutes. Its really not very difficult.
>>29751047
i know the pizza place i order from thinks im weird. I usually order when im hammered drunk and dont give a fuck what they think of me.
I do tip them though because i used to work that nonsensical bullshit job and know what it was like. It fucking sucked and you NEVER get that smell out of your car. Might as well sell it when you quit
>>29752793
>never get that smell out
must be awful smelling pizza eveytime you drive, would make me crave some
>>29752734
I did not say it was difficult I said it takes a long ass time, I was accounting for rising, unless you make some sort of voodoo dough which I suppose is possible
>>29751986
>Oven pizza is nasty
The cheap ones are gross, but Digiorno is actually better than most of the big chain pizza restaurants like Dominos, Pizza Hut and Papa Johns
>>29752039
anxiety
>>29752061
i order online
>>29752642
on the receipt they scribbled out the fake name i used and wrote that instead
>>29751047
It never occurred to me you could do that. Thanks OP.
>used to deliver chinese food
>robot-type guy ordered 5 days in a row
>when he answered the door, I made a comment about his frequency
>not in a condescending way or anything. Just an observational comment
>he takes the food and never orders food again
I think he was a paranoid schizo.
>>29751986
>Oven pizza is nasty
It literally takes 5 minutes to prepare your own oven pizza. It's also much cheaper and you can decide exactly what you want on it.
How can you be this fucking autistic? You literally hand them the cash say ''thanks, bye'' and thats it.
This is coming from a guy who only orders online and can't even get a job on the phones because I fucking hate needless interaction so much.
>>29751047
Throw you pissjugs and diapers at that fucking normalshit pizza cunthole.
>>29752903
Picture time, lets see it
>>29753728
>hand them the cash
>hate needless interaction
doesnt add up m8
>>29751581
>>29751758
>store
Into the trash it goes on the nope train to fuck that shitville.
>>29751556
they think you're a pedophile man. ABORT
Pizza is really tasty but it has SO MANY CALORIES.
I mean holy shit, most slices of delivery pizza have 400+ calories, and yet they aren't nearly as filling as you would expect 400 calories to be. Absolutely unacceptable.
>>29753899
>Buy Large dominos pizza for $8 and load it with all I could without increasing the price
>One slice for breakfast, one for dinner
>Lasts 4 days with the refrigerator
>>29753899
Its the fat content that gets me. 50-70g of fat in a decent sized pizza.
>>29754003
>implying fat is bad for you
That is indeed why pizza has so many calories though.
>>29753965
>having this much restraint
normalfag pls
>>29751047
Does anyone else like Totino's Party Pizza?
They're so addicting, the only reason I stopped eating them was because I got lazy about making them in the oven.
I know they're cheap and don't compare to real pizza, but they're so good.
>>29754063
Being fat is the last thing I need to kill myself senpai
No. Thanks.
>>29754091
YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET
>>29754063
Oh trust me anon I get hungry as heck, I just have a very good personal reason to not dig into the rest of it. Its hard but possible
>>29752903
>anxiety
lol it's honestly just mental retardation. a little worse but at least you're ignorant of the world.
>>29753610
It takes about 25 mins.
>dough:
>420g flower (~3 cups)
>1.5 teaspoon baking powder
>0.5-1 teaspoon salt
>2 spoons of olive oil
>1\4 cup of milk or water
>250g cream cheese (can also use yogurt or cottage when desperate but prefer not)
>Mix it all by that order (if to dry add water\milk, if to moist add flower)
>sauce:
>Tomato paste- dilute with olive oil a bit.
Spices for sauce-
>a bit of garlic powder
>nice amount of oregano
>a bit of pepper
>go buy sun dried tomatoes and use scissors to grind it if you want it to be god tier -about 3-4 dried tomatoes
>pinch of salt
>pinch of dried basil
>pinch of onion powder
>you can add a spoon of honey if you want
I think that's it, only salt and pepper is mandatory.
>cheese
>Best to use Parmesan but you can use regular yellow cheese, cut it up to little pieces with scissors or knife or that cheese grinder thingy
Add the topping you like (don't put on too much)
Bake in 175 degree Celsius untill dough is golden and cheese is bobbling a bit (around 10-15 minutes)
Set oven so it bakes from both below and above.
And here you have a better pizza than most pizza places (Though if you make regular dough with yeast it will be much better, it takes about 2 hours, look for a recipe on google)
Source- i'm a chef, enjoy your CP
dude a slice of pizza is like 150 calories
the whole thing would be 900 tho which IS a lot
>>29754463
literally nobody will read this much less make it
here's a real pizza recipe ok ready?
>call the pizza place
>order a pizza
wow nice you nailed it first try
>>29754525
>call
how could you fuck up so bad
>>29754252
Wouldn't I have no problem answering the door if I were ignorant?
>>29754550
sorry m'lady i didn't know people still ordered pizza thru the mail
>>29754580
Have you heard of the internet?
>>29754580
epinacea m8
Just politely ask them not to label your pizza that any further. If you're too much of an autist to talk on the phone, message me on Skype and I'll do it.
Skype: NoCauseForConcern
>>29754463
Buy dough. Bough a decent sauce. Buy the toppings you want.
Lots cheaper than the shit you're ordering through delivery and better tasting. Kill yourself for being so retarded.
>>29753767
>>29753572
Sounds self-conscious.
>>29754809
first of all, you could of done that yourself
secondly
>singh
POO
>>29754570
>literally a potato
>answering the door
you would have no clue what to say to the guy. anxiety makes you apprehensive and cautious, not deliberately fucking stupid. anybody with anxiety problems would stay the fuck away from doing really weird shit unless they had your brain damage on top of it.
1st if fucjed up, 2nd fucking ghilariou. Either
> open the door like a human being.
>Drive through.
>Act ever weirder to humor yourself. Or the best option
>draw attention to it, say at least I'm not the one delivering pizza, tip him a hundo, say fuck off, and then proceed to feel like you're king.
>>29754809
dudeo are you related to the ugly fuck that is lilly singh
>>29755161
>>29754848
It's a fake name.
>>29754849
"Thanks, bye."
>>29755253
>It's a fake name.
gotta side with dominoes on this one. fake name, what are you a spy? jesus christ
if your shit ass town really only has two pizza stores, you basically have to deal with it.
you could write an e-mail/letter, which picture of receipt enclosed and send it to the owner and say you're going to the competition, which... if it was just some jerkoff kid will probably wreck their day, but if anyone else will likely be ignored
If they do not respond, you'll have to switch to the other place and if they do respond/apologize you'll have to roll the dice on whether you want to risk them fucking with your food or move your "dollar votes" to the competition
You presumably are afraid of judgement if you want to stick with these people out of fear or another set finding out you're a shut in, but really standing up for yourself at somepoint is probably a good idea
if they wrote "sack of shit" on a receipt normies wouldn't shrug it off... although it could be innocuous because you are strange. "strange guy" could just be shorthand for "don't knock" for them and the guy didn't think about having to leave the receipt... who knows bra
>>29755345
It's a small town.
If it makes you feel any better, op, I used to deliver to a guy named in our computer as stinky Pete.
He had a gigantic garbage can in the middle of his living room, the ones that are rounded and twice the size of a can you put out on the street if you know what I'm talking about (they're for solid waste), and it was overflowing with moldy Chinese and pizza boxes. He always tipped less than a dollar.
We never told him he was under that name tho. That'd be mean, even if he was a nasty ungrateful fuck. Some young person who works at that place put that on there, and probably not the driver.
mess with them.
bang on the door a fuckton when they put it there
>>29755762
>ywn share a flat with fellow robots and fuck with the pizza guy
>>29751047
Report it to the pizza places owners/manager.
They'll get written up and/or possibly fired for it.
>>29751047
If you live in USA, order from a different place. The US has third-world tier service and they are legally allowed to spit and poison your food if you don't tip them $50 each time.
Either way, next time the cheeky cunt lables your order as "Strange Guy", stop by their pizzeria and key the cunt's car/puncture their tyres.
>>29754809
Don't worry OP. I am in the process of calling them telling them that you don't appreciate being called the "strange GUY" and preferred to be called by your proper non cis gender pronoun of "Xir" as you don't identify as a "GUY". Also gunna give a loud REEEEEEEEE to.
>>29752903
They made me sign receipts when I order/pay online.
How do you pay? Are they just accepting your card without signature?
>>29751047
How is that even possible?
If you're ordering online then they aren't modifying the name at all.
If you're calling and talking to them then you either have to pay cash or credit.
If cash an exchange needs to happen. If credit card then a signature is necessary and if you aren't opening the door then neither is happening and you aren't receiving pizza...
so ITT things that didn't happen?
>>29751047
I smoked up a pizza delivery guy once and told a pizza delivery girl she's hot and then said get it because of hot pizza and snort laughed all while high.
You need to move to Canada bud
>>29756081
would you like some fries with that edge?
>>29751047
how do you pay them if you dont open the door
I used to order pizza all the time and had no issues. If anything I learned if I give a decent tip the drivers get to my place faster than normal.
>>29756291
The place I order pizza from always says a 45 minute wait time then arrives within 10-15 minutes
I have no idea how they cook their food that fast, and I have a friend that worked there that confirms they make it from scratch
>>29752903
>i order online
You still have to sign the receipt you fucking retard.
0/10, I can't believe anyone is falling for this shit.
>>29756081
When will the spit in your food meme stop you can get them arrested for that shit.
>>29753572
was it like
>you sure order a lotta Chinese food, buddy.
I can picture an Americanized Chinese delivery boy saying that. you think you're so cool with your baseball hat, jean shorts, and earrings.
>>29751047
I SOLVED THE RIDDLE OP
THEY CALL YOU THAT BECAUSE THEY'RE PISSED YOU CAN'T LEAVE TIPS
NEXT TIME YOU GET PIZZA FROM THEM LEAVE A FAT TIP AND THEY'LL SUCK YOUR DICK FROM THEN ON
>>29756369
>sign the receipt
What? Where do you live, I've never had to do this.
>>29756369
>You still have to sign the receipt you fucking retard.
i haven't and i order pizza a lot, i'm contemplating buying some now, then again i dont live in burgertown
>>29754463
>420g flower
>>29756318
Pizzas take like maybe MAYBE a minute or two to assemble and then go through a rolling super high temperature oven which take like 5-10 minutes to bake properly.
Incidentally this is why oven pizzas at home tend to suck ass. The ovens can't get hot enough to properly cook them so they have to stay in for like 20 minutes.
>just ordered pizza
>probably gonna eat too much
>probably gonna get diarrhea
cest la vie
>>29754463
this seems delish.
>>29754463
I'm a fan of buying the big lebanese pide breads and using them as a thin base for a pizza since they tend to crisp up really well.
>>29757401
this is the price we pay anon. You just have to ask yourself if it's worth it next time you're on the toilet.
>>29757983
i have issues with foresight, i could be having the worst shit i could ever have and saying to myself "i'll never eat pizza again" but i always come back to it
>>29758057
>I'll never eat pizza again
oh god that just gave me chills
show those smug pizza delivery men who's boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0j1sjjK4N4
>keep the change ya filthy animal
>>29751506
As long as you leave a nice tip no they don't
Otherwise yeah go fuck yourself kike
>>29752338
>$10 delivery charge
What the fuck? I used to be a delivery boy and I thought $2.50 was outrageous. Unless this pizza is an orgasm of flavor find a new place.
>>29758544
its new zealand dollars m8
the only other place is dominoes and they do deliver for free but im not a fan of their pizzas, just their tendies
>>29758592
That's still $7 american
I know prices in Australia and New Zealand can be wonky but that still seems ridiculous
>>29754809
im calling and asking why the fuck they put strange guy on my rexeipt
>>29751506
>tfw they put alfredo sauce in mine instead
>>29758623
what can i do, im a neet/shutin that avoids confrontation
i could pick it up but itd be a forty minute walk there and back and the pizzas would get cold
>>29758623
its to pay for the fuel, and we dont tip (other kiwibro)
It sounds like OP is in a bad stage of avoidance ... We've all been there but doesn't it make you too anxious trying to set things up so the pizza is left outside and what they might think of you? When I get to that level I just don't order pizza ... no joke
>>29758655
good, adult males, even anxious shut ins, should not abide bullying from food service professionals.
It is 2016 for pete's sake
>order 135 at 5:30 PM
Hot damn, they must be a busy store.
I'd hate to work there.
>>29754091
yes, you're a totino's good boy aren't you?
say it
say that you're a little pizza-eating totino's slut
>>(073)
Whoa, that's not a U.S. or Canada area code.
>>29751581
Chinese is the worst because you have to talk to somebody who's English isn't the first language.
>>29759291
fuckin filthy yellow fever gook cunts, absolutely disgusting
>>29759642
did you read between the lines that arent there again /pol/?
Someone post that screenshot from /fit/
you know the one i mean
>>29755345
I've met a couple people online who persist to use aliases for everything, it's absolutely insane.
>>29756084
>>29758655
Did any of you actually call them or are you too fuckin beta?
>Want to order pizza
>Live in the basement
>Don't want to remind parents I'm alive or they'll start arguing about throwing me out again
How long does it generally take for them to make a large pizza? I might just walk over and carry it home myself, I'm drinking tonight anyway so it might be an interesting stroll.
>>29760105
So if you were in my position, you'd use your real name?
Also, I only use one for this purpose. Feel uncomfortable doing it too.
>>29759033
I think that's the GST number
>>29760155
~15 minutes?
>pizza place started labeling my delivery orders "Big Guy" because I shoot men before throwing them out of planes
the only good frozen pizza iibhwyr
>>29757964
Lesbian pride bread is best bread. Split open hot piece steamy and moist. Much good.
>>29754463
This is good advice for the sauce...but the cheese must be a 75/25 mozzarella:parm blend. I've tried many different types and this seems to be the best.
>>29751047
I do the same thing when I order pizza OP.
Fucking normalfag deliverymen and their opinions.
>>29762078
Good way to get shit on your pizza.
>>29752189
instead, being a strange dude to the people at the store you buy the ingredients from
it's all the same, there is no escape
>>29751047
Stop ordering it from them and order from another place.
