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ITT: Things women can never truly understand
>>29750166
Logic
Escapism
Everyone not immediately falling in love with them
>>29750216
This
>>29750166
Loneliness
Ennui
Passion
Dedication
Philosophy(except hedonism and solipsism)
Math
Bump because fuck why not
jojo's for fujos
dumb jojoposter
>>29750166
pic related is about right
Friendship
How is this not originaluu~~
>>29750993
I bet you watch Naruto.
>>29750166
Math
Logic
Loyalty
Friendship
Compassion
Love
pic related feels
Comradery?
>>29750166
Those kind of feels
The way men love
The way men obsess over things
Passion
The fact that not everyone will fall instantly in love with them because they have a vagina
Most basic logic
Escapism
Did I miss anything?
>>29750166
>things heterosexual men can never truly understand
Fixed that for you op.
>>29753642
I actually forgot something very fucking important:
Loneliness
>>29750166
>women won't understand homoerotic smut
The noble philosophy of fascism.
They will never understand at all.
true love
empathy
Women can understand SDC just fine because there's not much to it. SBR, however, is beyond them.
>>29753878
I don't know if they truly can understand SDC, women don't have friends like men have them. Women have friends around them for convenience and other petty reasons thats why women drop friends so quickly unlike men. They'll never understand how Jotaro, Polnareff, and JoJo felt when their friends died. They were deeper than family to each other.
>>29754576
The only character with decent development in SDC is Polnareff, and none of the characters have relationships with depth. Even for women who only have friends for convenience sake or to fit in, they have them for a reason and they understand that people feel bad when they lose the things they like, no matter how respectable there reasons for liking those things are.
What they can't understand is why Johnny would go so far just to get his life to a neutral zone. They can't understand why Gyro would risk his life for a single child he barely knows. They can't understand why Valentine would suffer so many deaths and pass his mission on to someone else so many times, giving up any personal glory he could attain, for the sake of his country.
Being stunned by the opposite sex beauty.
sitting on your nutsack on accident.
>>29754774
you can always count on at least one person to lighten the mood.
The bond between father and son. The rivalry between two brothers.
the feeling of a twink's nice warm bp around your dick
>>29754823
Friendship mixed with rivality and mutual respect.
Ohka planes.
I just hate that they all equate kindness and compassion for weakness. They want to be treated like shit.
>That little nod we dudes do while driving to fellow drivers
>Insults
>Having a dick.
lmoa roboto
Jojo is just DBZ with a fedora on top.
>>29754576
you've never had female friend have you? or you have a very jaded view of women.
Honor
Discipline
Long-term consequences
Passion
Autism
Anything outside the social world really
why do assburgers think women are any different to men? they're either pretentious assholes, or they aren't.
>>29755175
>>29755175
one true robot
Original oregano oranges
>>29755164
>Insults
Woman insult each other all the time.
>>29754742
Are you stupid as in braindead or stupid as in a heterosexual who is insecure looking at men's bodies?
>The pain experienced when you catch your penis in your fly's zip.
>Peeing upright.
>The immense satisfaction of stroking your 5 o'clock shadow stubble while you think about something
>>29751838
I don't get that feel. Normie assfuck feel right there.
>>29750166
Prostate orgasms
>>29755400
theres not really anything to love about the male body.
Even when its an ideal looking body, its still like looking at the statue of David or something, you can see that its aesthetic, but not in the same way a beautiful female body is. Women just love knowing that being with a handsome man will make them look better infront of other women.
>>29755488
K so you're just disgustingly hetero.
>>29750166
Competition
Love
Loyalty
Honor
Pride
>>29755231
I've had female "friends" and a girlfriend which both made me more jaded than I already was.
women will never know tfw no gf
>>29751973
This.
Once heard some bitch on morning radio complaining that her husband got the directors cut of Das Boot on fathers day. This ain't the fucking ya ya sisterhood bitch, god I wanted to slap the fucking radio
Prostate Orgasms
Traditional Monarchies
>>29755816
>Traditional Monarchies
A lot of women in the UK love the royals.
>>29755529
He was not me, but I totally agree with him.
I have no problem assuming when I think a man is handsome, but no, a woman can't comprehend the level of attraction we can feel to them.
>>29750166
statistics
statistics
statistics
statistics
statistics that don't conform to their emotions
>>29755308
You're anonymous. You don't have to pretend everyone is the same.
It's retarded.
>>29755405
>Peeing upright
Women can experience that now thanks to the shewee (it looks pretty much like a funnel)
>>29755361
Yes, but there's no eloquence to their insults. Men are pussies and women are bitches and that's about it.
Just because you do something a lot doesn't mean you're good at it.
tfw no gf
women will never know that feelio
>>29751973
>Comradery
Camaraderie
>>29755244
>autism
There are autistic grills too, anon. Only reason you don't notice them is because you don't notice girls you don't want to fuck.
How the fuck do you faggots not realize that women are just random ass people? There are tons of them and they all gotta feed themselves somehow, so they work.
The only difference is that they don't treat you the same because attraction is a factor. It's unfortunate but you literally can't say you act the same around a hot girl as you would a fucked up looking one.
We're all just humans. Attraction is the only factor that causes women to act differently around men. Men do the same fucking thing. Deal with it. That's life.
>>29756343
>implying we don't want to fuck autistic girls
the real reasons no one notices them is that autism doesn't actually affect women's lives at all. they just have to learn to passively go along with other people's decisions like every other woman
>An appreciation of truly great men and their immortal deeds.
>Being able to sympathize with people and groups who lived in the distant past.
Julius Caesar's last words: "and you, Brutus?" has to one of the saddest in history.
>Robots thinking they can relate to great men in history any better
>>29756441
Yeah but my point is that not only are a lot of the people on here autists, but a lot of us are ugly too. Think about the last time you saw an attractive autistic girl. Maybe you saw one or two on the internet, but IRL you'll see nothing but potatoes.
Do you want to fuck a really ugly girl? Maybe. Not likely. There you go. That's why they don't want to fuck anyone on here. They're slobs who would rather complain than take care of themselves.
I'm one of them, but fuck it. At least I know reason behind the fact that I'll never get laid.
>>29754823
rivalries between women are far worse
>>29756725
This.
There are fuckloads of female historians who understand this shit a thousand times better than you NEET faggots
>>29756731
Have you tried just stepping outside for five minutes? That's all a girl needs to do.
>>29756731
>my argument wasn't retarded and wrong because autism implies ugliness
ok
>>29755773
AALLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMM
>>29756725
Women have such a fucking shallow interpretation and understanding of history. 90% of history students, professors and historians are male. The females in the field are mostly just interested in studying women's history and bitching about how most historical figures are male.
t. history grad
>>29756759
Not an ugly one. Attractive girls, yes. They've got it easy when they don't get raped (99.9% of the time).
But ugly women basically fly under the radar of just about every man. The fact that rape even occurs just shows that men would rather fuck an attractive girl just once and do 20 years in prison than settle for an ugly one.
It's the same for an ugly man. Ugly people in general are dealt bad cards, you just gotta make the most of life and get joy from other things.
You think attractive men have it harder than attractive women? This is true when it comes to finances, but when it comes to getting laid? No fucking different. All they gotta do it act like they wanna fuck and the girls wont even think twice about it
>>29750166
Philosophy
Existentialism
Nietzche
>>29756783
Alright yeah, you're right. It's easier to be autistic and female than autistic and male. However, you implied that being an autistic women isn't suffering, It is. Because even if you made her your waifu and gave her all the love you wish you could, she would still feel empty. She would not know how to love back or treat you the way a mentally healthy girl would. It's horrible. Imagine the woman that married Bill Gates. Everything material she could ever want, but her husband can't show proper affection because he's a fucking asspie.
>>29756752
>>29756815
I meant more how it's ridiculous that NEETs with animu think they can comprehend the genius of great men. You think anybody who made it to history books or shaped the world would be anything like you?
Nobody here can understand great men on any meaningful level past admiring and learning about their works.
>>29756725
>>29756752
So your telling me that some vapid bitch will understand a man that rises from nothing to greatness than a man that currently has nothing.
>>29756964
>Great men can never go through a ruff patch in life and are nothing like the losers on this site.
>>29750166
Berserk
I'm glad it got continued.
>>29756990
You misinterpreted what I said. Males may make better historians, but any bitch can be a better historian than a NEET faggot browsing /r9k/
>>29756888
Eh. I dunno about this. I have asspie friends that I think are cute because of their childlike responses to things and I appreciate them in this sense.
But like virtually any type of person they can also be really annoying.
>>29757109
>childlike responses
This reinforces my argument. It's very hard to love someone that is not as mentally mature as you. It's like loving a kid. This is why even most female autists are single too
>>29754742
This desu. Why are they so perfect?
>>29757096
Your right, a Stacy well versed in history would know loads more facts then your typical Robot. But the NEET loser is going to have more of a connection to the great men of history. Especially when the man rises from a depressing situation to do great things.
>>29757054
But they get out of the rough patch. How many here have changed the world on such a scale? How many ever will? Until you accomplish something worth remembering or studying you have no right to claim any sort of kinship with great men.
>>29757073
This one is not true. My ex-girlfriend is an enormous Berserk fan. Because she's a sculptor she even made me a bespoke Zodd statue.
>>29750216
>>29750235
I disagree. My mother was like a female Lieutenant Spock. She majored in math and physics, and wrote a paper on Magnetism and its relationship to General Relativity. She painted, choreographed dances, made works of art, and spent six years battling stage 3 breast cancer when the doctor gave her two weeks to live. I agree with you about most women... but my mother proved to me that there is at least one exception to the female wall of horrible.
>>29757313
Like =/= Understand
>>29757313
I think what he means is that a lot of the core concepts of Berserk, like Griffith's overwhelming ambition is lost on Rosties
>>29757345
Have to disagree with that too given the length of time she would talk at me about the nuances and politics and undertones of the story. I haven't talked to her in years but garaunteed she would roast anybody on here if you got into a debate about it.
>>29751490
Ain't nothing wrong with homey naruto if you're high on crack, coward.
>>29757217
>NEET loser is going to have more of a connection to the great men of history.
Dream on you lazy sack of shit
>>29751973
>literally bully a robot lieutenant to death
So much for that camaraderie 'bro'
>>29757389
Griffith's character is about as deep as a puddle. He has no major ambition beyond a craving for power spurned on by some spoopy old fortune-teller-cum-Godhand and a natural desire to raise himself beyond the proletariat.
He was also obviously in love with Guts and it was that emotion conflict and the loss of control that inevitably led to his downfall. Beyond that there isn't a whole lot to his character. Even Schierke is more interesting at this point.
>>29757394
I am sure she is a big fan and knows all about the story. But I don't believe that she could ever truly understand and relate to the character's feelings and motivations like a man (NEET or not) could.
>>29750166
Kill yourself jojo faggot.
>>29757471
And I suppose you are some chad thundercock sitting in his penthouse apartment trolling Robots for kicks. Grow up your down here with the rest of us dogs.
>>29750166
Females will not understand anything (this applying to most females, as with all things there are exceptions). They simply indulge in their pleasures like parasites, whether it's a relationship, a job, or even a shopping trip. They never seek to understand something at its fundamental level, they never seek to experience something at its fullest. They simply feed off of those things like parasites, and when they get even the slightest hint that the pleasure is running out, they move on to the next metaphorical well of pleasure.
tl;dr most women don't understand shit and are just parasites
>>29757484
And how is it that you feel that you can relate to the gayest Mary-Sue of the series.
>>29757567
At least he isn't delusional about his own capabilities.
>>29757571
The irony is that I've been through this exact scenario, but with the genders reversed. I'm female, and I've been used up and tossed away by a pleasure-seeking asshole. I know the meaning of honor. He does not. Pain knows no gender when it comes.
Being ostracized and hated in almost every group that you participate in. This includes band, swimming and most sports teams, classes, and essentially everything else.
>>29757484
If you were half as ambitious as Griffith you wouldn't be dicking around by posting here. You're a pathetic joke.
>>29757680
There is a big difference between understanding the motivations of a great man who was once in a similar situation and fancying your self a modern Napoleon. I am not claiming to be a great man just stating that I have a deeper understanding of them than most women.
>>29757707
I suppose that my sentiments on female understanding of the world expands to humanity as a whole. It simply shows how twisted and horrible humanity is nowadays.
>>29757774
Yeah man, I don't know what the fuck happened. I remember the 90s being distinctly more fun and less full of bullshit, and everything started going exponentially south.
>>29757733
please tell me this is fucking bait
>>29757760
Unlike you? At least I am not a delusional in thinking that I am better that the rest of these guys.
Mystery science theater 3000
Originalto commentado
>>29753696
Most men go their whole lives never truly understanding that
>>29757707
I hate your pathetic kind, you useless parasite, you waste of oxygen, you dumb fucking slut. I wish we could go back to the old days when women knew their place and weren't such sluts.
>>29757817
What? This shit has actually happened to me. I'm not lying. A woman no matter how quiet she is will constantly have people trying to talk to her. The said can't be said for me, especially do to my appearance.
Crusading
>>29757824
I'm a leech with no goals in life. I never claimed otherwise. At least I don't try to style myself as anything else.
Understanding something great =/= being great or capable of making something great
>>29757907
do you really think that's the truth? do you really, actually genuinely believe that women aren't ostracized and hated for participating in certain hobbies and groups?
i don't think you're lying about being ostracized yourself, but i really just don't see how you think women are never treated the same way.
>all the fat, unmotivated, lazy, wasteful, jobless NEETs in this thread comparing themselves to crusaders, Griffith, Mussolini and Nietzsche
>*BURRRRRP* "o-only a noble soul such I, a TRUE MAN *FARTS* can possibly understand the trials and tribulations of the greats that paved the path for my ascension!" *sucks cheesy Dorito fingers*
>>29757976
hey I never said I was capable of being great. I am a 23 year old KHV with no job and a shit degree. But I can understand the motivations of a man who would want to rise out of a depression to something greater.
>>29750166
Fairness
Self-control
Respect
>>29758049
You must be either a troll, a nigger or a Stacy to think that truly understanding greatness = comparing yourself to greatness.
>>29757976
Are you the same guy that's been constantly repeating that somebody like me can never understand Berserk because I was born a woman.
Sounds like somebody's missing an integral part of the story's undertones, that being that for all our struggles and our rage and our wrath none of us are capable of escaping the roles for which we were predestinely assigned, regardless of how much we fight to change our external selves and the environment around us.
At any rate liking Boatzerk in THE CURRENT YEAR is truly pleb-tier. We've lost Miura to the waifus and there's no coming back.
>>29758069
>Understanding a character's clearly stated motivations makes me smarter than a roastie
Whatever gets you through the day, I guess.
>>29755308
Only women say this, and that's because women lack the depth to see how they're different from males, and women feel threatened by exclusion because women are essentially parasitic.
>>29758137
Nobody in this thread, including me, is capable of conceptualising true greatness let alone understanding it, and claiming that you do is the first sure sign that you really don't.
>>29758166
no thats me. you damn slut.
>>29758217
Confirmed pleb :^^^^^^^^)
>>29758252
I live off of NEET bucks and I am the sucker. you better get to sleep, don't want to be late for work.
>>29757313
She's not a "fan" of anything. She likes it because guys like it, and she made pretty trinkets out of it to raise her social standing.
All cosplaying and pixel bead art and other bullshit boils down to that.
They're dumb birds who like to make nests out of pretty things.
>>29757297
>how many ever will
No one knows what the future holds, faggot. The fact is that anyone here could do something great should the chance arise. Anyone can. You're such a pathetic defeatist.
>>29758166
>Are you the same guy that's been constantly repeating that somebody like me can never understand Berserk because I was born a woman.
What? No, chill the fuck out. Are you even the same person I was replying to there?
I only recently got into this shit, myself. I'm enjoying it so far.
>>29757707
>women
>knowing the meaning of honor
lol
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l
>>29757297
>roasties collectivize into a state funded sisterhood
>they still blow at everything
>"men r individuals tho :p"
We don't have to be, and when we organize we wreck cunt.
>>29758301
Jokes on you I'm a university student and I'm on my Summer holiday :3
I don't see women in math and engineering. I usually don't see them in philosophy either. They like psychology though and elementary education and anything that has to do with taking care of animals.
>>29758306
She has been a fan of it since she was 12 years old or some shit, but whatever man, whatever makes you feel better about your life.
>>29750993
This. I asked an old Japanese house wife on a language exchange chat if she watched any anime and she said she loved JoJo.
Jotaro probably makes her moist.
>>29753696
Agreed.
originallinooo
>>29758395
It's superficial and you know it brah. Try grilling her and you'll see how her interest is trivial and she likes it because it's "soooo cool" like Bieber. Women are skin-deep herd animals.
>>29758355
>state funded sisterhood
What the hell is that?
>>29753711
I don't think I've gotten to use this since I saved it.
>>29758444
Gender studies and feminism. Pro-female on-campus cult you can get a "degree" in. Not to mention all their bullshit taints everything else.
>>29758372
oh shit 4 whole mouths of freedom, But it really is a shame that you will have to go back soon and don't forget after you graduate you will be living form weekend to weekend. It's okay though yo have legions of normies to pump you wretched mess of a vagina full of cum when ever you start to question your Sisyphean life.
>>29756829
Nope, they just have to step outside. I only responded to her because she mentioned she was a girl at the end. If a guy made the same post I'd just ignore it. Same rules apply outside. If a guy's doing anything, nobody cares. If a girl's doing anything, you'll have like 10 men offering to help or sharing their interest in it or asking if she'd like to go out for coffee or something.
>>29750166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5ICZZVctQ
This guy
>>29753696
truly, women were a mistake
>>29756869
Godamn, that was 3edgy5me. In fact, this whole thread is 4edgy6me...
>>29758475
Giving them the right to vote was a mistake for sure.
>>29758507
>HA, nothing will touch me in my fortress of irony.
>>29758372
>>29758472
Typical roasts ignoring well worded posts
>>29758466
Just say that next time, had no fucking idea what you were on about.
Your school big into that shit or something?
>tfw a diversity sociology class was the only open elective
>tfw I was curious and just wanted to get electives done with
I could greentext the horror stories of that course, if you want. I'm bored.
>>29758717
You seem like a nice roastie. You should leave this place before it turns you into a lesbian. There are plenty of blue-pilled woman worshippers out there.
>>29750166
Doing what is necessary, not what is convenient.
>>29758922
Haven't been called out in a while.
You mean like orbiters? That entire concept is stupid. It's a waste of time and dignity for all parties involved.
