*blows whistle*
STOP RIGHT THERE!
IT'S PAST CURFEW FOR VIRGINS, LET ME SEE YOUR ID!
*teleports behind u*
*unsheathes keyboard*
*shitposts*
>>29750152
*turns into wolf form with bat wings*
*flys away realy fast*
>>29750161
ebin post fwen
unzips benis
ID THIS!!
*kicks dog*
*wind blows through trench coat*
Heh kid... You underestimate my powers...
*disappears into a flock of crows*