Tfw modestly endowed Asian male.
How do I utilize this to my supreme advantage and slay slanted weeaboo pussy?
>>29748508
>wanting weeaboo pussy
>ever
doesn't mean shit if your face looks bad.
make a trip name based on a shitty meme and spam shitty threads here
"cute asian bois" is a new meme for western women. Every white girl I've talked to recently online says they like cute asian bois. I assume they mean Korean or Japense, because Indian is technically Asian
>>29749046
Japanese guys are ugly in my opinion, I only like Korean guys. They're tall, white-skinned, have nice haircuts, well-mannered, etc, etc, etc. I think Korean men are the best men on earth.
And most Indians are genetically closer to Europeans than they are to mongoloid people in Central, East and Southeast Asia, so they are only Asian by the geographical sense NOT the racial sense.
>>29749122
Go away Bebe.
>>29749122
>They're tall, white-skinned, have nice haircuts, well-mannered, etc, etc, etc.
You've obviously never been to Korea. I taught English there for 2 years and it was fucking disgusting. They are so try hard to be western it makes me cringe. They aren't tall. They aren't all light skin. They are not well mannered at all. They act like zoo animals. I loved teaching in Thailand the most. Their culture is original and they had great food, places to see, etc.
>>29749140
how does a bitch get so thirsty and autistic?
>>29749181
>They are so try hard to be western it makes me cringe
What are some examples? Share some wisdoms from your travels to the NEETS who will never be able to leave their room.
>>29749122
>implying all chinks don't look the same
You're funny anon.
>>29748508
the best place you can go to slay weeb puss as an asian male is anime conventions.
>>29749140
I'm not Bebe. I just like Korean men.
Well I'm short, dark, and my hair is a long mess.
This makes me 3x more macho than those soft pale kboys.
>>29749181
I know they aren't all tall, white-skinned, or well mannered. But I'm talking about the stereotypical Korean guys that I always see in street intreviews. Don't tell me that there aren't a lot of them. I'm going to visit S. Korea in two months BTW.
And I don't like Thailand at all. What I hear about it on the internet repulses the living shit out of me. But that's my personal opinion, and you have yours, and that's 100% okay.
>>29749122
Good looking Korean here. Want to be my gf? I'm socially inept though.
>>29750359
Go to Seoul I guess, if you want to see star boys.
Gangnam is a party area.
But just come to my basement instead
>>29750381
Prove it, I bet I'm 100x better looking than you, kimchi boy.
I'll mix your bibimbap real good.
>>29749122
Agreed
Korean > Chinese > Japanese
>>29750410
>I'll mix your bibimbap real good.
Sure. I hate mixing that stuff. Shit goes everywhere.
>>29749473
No they don't. Japanese and Chinese people are pretty brown-skinned, Koreans are different. And the average height in S. Korea is 5'8 1/2", higher than all other East and Southeast Asian countries. The clothing styles are different, the hairstyle are different, and the facial structure of course. Besides, Japanese people have very weird teeth.
>>29750462
What kind of limp wristed, twig boy are you that you can't properly mix your bibimbap?
>>29750381
I honestly would love to, but I don't like long distance relationships. Sorry :(
Yo Koreans can get pretty dark and tan, those Instagram kboys abuse skin cream and stay out of the sun for that look.
You'll probably only find them in the party areas of South Korea.
Man, no love for us darkened ones.
>>29750381
Post a pic please
Look at this thin boy, some of us are fat boys and don't have the skellington look.
>>29750523
I don't mind darkish skinned koreans, let's see your skin tone
>>29750486
Why are you trying so hard to be boisterously masculine on a Taiwanese wood carving forum? I'm starting to feel second hand embarrassment for you.
>>29750507
Where do you live? I don't live in Korea; I was only born there.
Full Chinese here. People say I'm korean all the time because I'm 5'11 and pretty light skinned. Is this true?
>>29750577
No offense, but it's not that hard to be skinny anon
>>29750586
Me in the middle , kek
>>29750589
>>29750664
Lmao alright boys, this is your show now.
>>29750658
As a Korean, I'm skeptical of people, Asians included, who claim that they can tell the difference between a Chinese/Korean/Japanese/etc person. I'd bet that the vast majority of people couldn't get, say, 80% accuracy if they went around town guessing the specific ethnicity of each Asian-looking person.
>>29750658
You almost good, you just need to lose that baby cheek fat.
Go swimming and hit the sauna for razor sharp cheek bones you can cut concrete with.
>>29748508
I know Dakota & her sister moved to Japan. Here is Dakota's sister with her Asian boyfriend
>>29750748
Wow they have matching pink skin tones.
>>29750528
Go away bebe not original
>>29750748
Dakota's sister was an internet 'celebrity' back in the day also. I am sure most of you have seen this pic
>>29750765
I'm not Bebe.. I don't like black guys
>>29750774
or this pic
>>29750658
I WANT TO HUGGGG YOUUUUUUUU SOOO BAAAAD
>>29750748
Never mind, the boyfriend is wearing makeup or something, his hand is visibly darker than hers.
>>29750784
The funny thing is that she did the 'chink-eye' and said other racist stuff when she was younger and today she only fucks Asian guys.
>>29750774
She has a masculine face
>>29750589
Ah okay. I'm from Luxembourg. What about you?
>>29750842
Why does she only fuck Asian guys?
>>29750774
>>29750784
She's attractive but probably pretty crazy.
>>29750774
>>29750784
>>29750842
I want the crazy sister pls. Thx senpai.
>>29750842
Here is her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl/videos
Anybody know who Dakota Rose dating?
>>29750658
You're very handsome anon. You must get a lot of girls.
>>29750860
Canada here.
Is your primary language French or German?
>thread dies because these young boys can't play ball with anyone
Smh. If you don't look like this then you can leave.
>tfw no Asian bf
>that feel when your bf is prettier than you
>>29751086
I prefer cuter, skinnier asians
>>29751164
That looks like a GIRL ffs
>you will never wrestle with tigers and keep the Mongolians out
>>29751211
The whole point of Asians if that they're pretty and thin. There's no point in having an Asian bad is it likes like that.
>>29751164
He's cute, but obvious nose job and cut eyelids
Single eyelids are so attractive, why must they ruin them with plastic surgery
>>29751236
Asian bf*
That was a typo
>>29751172
Looks like some bishounen anime MC.
>that feeling when you look fresh and you're ready to scalp some dome at da club
>that feel when you know you're too ugly for a bf this attractive
>>29751256
I'm assuming you mean the blonde one
By fucking that white chick Dakota Rose in your OP pic
>>29751287
lmao pls I could snap him like a twig with one sternum crushing punch
>>29751287
>you can only have shit tier Asians while Stacy can enjoy the finer things in life
>>29751335
Maybe that guy could but that won't make him nicer to look at
>>29750658
Hot. Sexy AF
>>29751355
Hey son who are you calling """shit tier"""?
just loving the doggie
Big Korean Pectorals
>>29751444
yuck desu
>>29751463
You're tough online kiddo.
>tfw no tall Lanky bf
Tfw no birdman
>>29751559
>tfw no silly bf
>>29751649
>tfw no playful bf
Tfw getting cucked out of the game by pale boys.
Bronze boys are cute boys.
Stop color oppression now
>crazy kimchiboos love twinky boys with massive make-up and most probably some sort of plastic surgery
Ayyyyyy
>>29751742
Fucking tell em, bernd.
Join the Glorious Red Warriors
>>29750469
>Japanese and Chinese people are pretty brown-skinned
I live in Japan and Japanese people are not even remotely brown.
>>29751742
Stay mad old baldy white man
This is an attractive Asian man.
Fucking Gook Chads REEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck you faggots and your frontal lobe efficiency, born on Adderall ass niggas
>>29751802
>not knowing LB
He is a glorious Red man like myself
>>29751802
>tfw no bitchy bf
>>29751742
>>29751766
Fuck off. Why are white guys so pissy about everything?
You're not anything special.
>>29751804
He looks like a toad
>>29751731
He's adorable. I love his smile. So lovely.
>>29751802
>me
>white
hmm....maybe I should use some carcinogenic whitening cream.
>>29751951
It's a jealous white guy whose ego was just crushed because he just found out that different people find different things more attractive than others and that not all women are white men's cumrags.
>>29751936
To be fair, I like white guys, I just like Asians more
>>29751998
Just stay out of the sun and you'll become white like your brothers in Korea
>>29750721
I'm white, and I do that with my chinese gf when we cruise around the touristic places.
>>29751998
You have potential - good face shape, good nose, cute eyes
>>29752009
I like some white guys as well, and Asians are also more my type, but even then I can't help but cringe at these losers who think that all women must bow after them and only them because their skin color happens to be white.
>>29751951
Then I'm a toad.
>>29751936
Fine I'll just be ugly somewhere else
>>29752055
I mean are you not literally worshipping white skinned Asians right now?
You called me a toad!
Please don't scare the ugly Asian guys away, thanks
>>29752083
I didn't call you a toad, that was another femanon. Plus that isn't you.
And I like tan Asians as well, they just have to be cute.
Who /toad Asian/ here?
>tfw never will be one of the beautiful Asians
>>29752151
You're probably just being hard on yourself, I bet you're cute
Mfw they call me a toad
>>29752008
White men are mad because they age like shit and can never be cute
>>29752303
>ability to be unbearably adorable and sexy simultaneously
How do they do it
>>29751936
You do realize 4chan is full of racist trolls. Right? Why did you leave /r/asianmasculinity if that is a problem? Most of them aren't even racist and are just trying to get you salty for their own amusement.
You might be a Chad millionaire with a supermodel gf who has come here to gloat, but I doubt Chad would spend hours doing this and I don't see any pictures of you with your white gf and a timestamp. That would really BTFO any actual racists here.
More likely you are socially inept and neurotic like us and like to waste your time on 4chan. Your /r/asianmasculinity conspiracy theories and pretending to be Chad give you a sense of catharsis or something.
Many whites think they are special snowflakes, but then so do all normies in general whatever their race. The truth is robots here have been brow beaten and humiliated most of their life (mainly by other white people) and swing the other way, believing themselves to be more worthless and undeserving than they really are.
>in b4 "you replied that means you're mad"
>>29752373
Asians a cute with their chubby cheeks
>>29749122
Bebe pls go and stay go.
t. Park Gu-Song
>>29752011
>tfw asian
>used to be ghostly white due to staying home and being a NEET
>fairly tanned now since I have to experience the socal sun daily
>>29752474
I didn't say that about Japanese men. There are a lot of attractive Japanese men but they only hangout in shibuya. Everywhere else they're pretty ugly.
>>29752468
He would never let me pinch his fat cheeks
I WANT A QT KOREAN BF
I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT HEIGHT
KOREAN BOYS ONLY LIKE KOREAN GIRLS THEY DONT LIKE WHITE GIRLS SO ILL NEVER WIN!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29752892
Both Korean girls and Korean guys would rather date white people though
Asians constantly appropriate white/Western culture
White will always be master race
>>29752892
Asian Stacy always takes all the cute guys.
I'm back I had to do something.
More delicious pectorals for all.
Big pecs
Big secs
>>29753088
>>29753102
We like cute asians here, not roid abusers
>>29752994
every kqt on insta has a kqt gf
i have doubts that theyd rather be with white people than koreans
>>29750523
i honestly wish they didn't
tanned skin is cute af
>>29753084
kill me
When you in da club and women cop a feel right after you break your bench PR.
#bigpecthings
>>29753121
>implying you don't want to harness the power of these pecs
Big pecs
Big secks
Big Asian Pecs
>"hey Stacey-chan, I caught you mirin' when you thought I wasn't looking." :::shyshyshy:::
>>29753088
>>29753102
What would be the point of Asians if they aren't cute?if ya want this you could just fuck a black guy
>>29753124
Who is this boy?
Cute Koreans just want to pump and dump foreign women or date them for a few months but they will always marry Asian Stacy. I was born the wrong race.
>>29753237
... Because you like us for more than our bb cream slathered faces and cute surgically enhanced eyes and noses????????
>>29753291
Natural Asians are cute as well
>>29753280
Not that person you're talking to but
>tfw you'll never be his own personal cum dumpster
JUST
>>29753363
>tfw I just want to hold hands with a Korean qt and watch him sleep then lick his asshole after he cums in me raw
>>29753280
He is https://www.instagram.com/gagamong/
Do you know who >>29751164 is?
>tfw you'll only be a korean guys white horse and not his waifu
There's no hope..
>>29752892
Most Asians who've lived in Western countries for a long time are open to other races. You'll get the odd angry traditional parents, but that isn't a huge issue most of the time.
Toad Asian is love
Toad Asian is life
>>29753533
>tfw you'll never get the satisfaction of winning the hearts of a kqt's traditional parents
>be asian male
>go to anime convention
>vast supply of white holes to penetrate
>even get to selective over the most feminine penis on passable traps
it's that easy
>>29753575
Even those won't mind that much if you're white desu
>>29753433
It's this guy I think
http://instagram.com/ophen28
Who /Toad with the Chode/ here
>>29753723
HNN
His long legs
I'm dead
>tfw youll never play with your kqt bfs silky hair while you lay next to him in bed
e n d m y s u f f e r i n g
>>29753793
Why don't you show everyone your toady body
>>29753863
I love straight hair o-o
>tfw no goofic/satanist bf
>>29753888
Nah I know I'm ugly, it's ok.
>>29753914
Let us be the judge of that toad anon
why is /r/asianmasculinity back all of a sudden? i though they were gone for good?
>>29753793
>>29753914
You are meant to be with nigress toad
>>29753967
I would suck his dick if he promised to make manly noises while I did it desu
Everyone hates tattoos but I love tattoos
>tfw no kbf to make green eyed dark haired babies with
THEY WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL!
>>29754093
They are nice desu
>>29753929
>>29753973
You've seen my toad, I post it a lot.
Bebe saved a picture before I got fat and did swimming, I was leeeean.
My toad, maybe one of the few saving graces of being a dark toad boy.
I need to get skinny again
>>29748508
Has anyone actually given OP advice yet? Shit. As a fellow Asian with a slightly large penis I recommend you just go to anime conventions and talk to random girls about their stupid costumes. I've fucked a few weebs that way. Hands down the easiest way to slay weeb pussy next to OKC. If you don't know much about faggoty anime bullshit go to myanimelist and look up popular titles, read some wikis on them, and you're set.
>>29753967
AsianMasculinity never goes away, it merely slumbers.
>>29754104
I love to see a qt covered in tattoos
>>29754104
Never seen a half Asian with green eyes.
>tfw tall chubby pale non-effay asian
why does every single asian male have to be so fucking anorexic and effay? I don't want to spend hundreds of dollars on clothes just to meet asian standards
>>29754427
You don't have to buy expensive clothes, but managing your weight is important for everyone.
I don't like fat people.
>>29754427
You can be effay without spending too much on clothes. Go to thrift stores, your Asian so you aren't ugly beyond repair.
>>29748508
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>>29754263
Same person.
The same redditor from /r/asianmasculinity with a netorare fetish and paranoia over racism has been doing this since 2011 and spends hours spamming, the less you reply, the more of his limited life he wastes for no good reason.
https://archive.is/SqMNQ
>>29754564
I like how you quoted all of those posts. Ebin display of autism and paranoia, friendo.
>>29754564
>same person
Wew. Am I detecting a jealous whitefriend?
>>29754564
I've never even visited reddit
>>29754564
Nope we ain't the same person my partna
>this one angry anon
>>29754564
Close but no cigar, anon.
>>29752892 is me though, I posted that from my phone cause I didn't have that incredibly relatable wojak on my computer.
>>29754690
kkkkkkkkkkkkk
White anon why do you think someone liking effay Asians has to be a troll?are you really that racist?
>>29754104
We can make many cute babies, anon, but they probably won't have green eyes.
>>29754564
Your autism is leaking
Being Asian is a disadvantage for men, the same way that being short or having a small dick is a disadvantage for men. Yes, it's unfair and it means that on average women will be less attracted to you, but it isn't a guarantee you'll be a failure. It's still possible to be attractive and masculine.
And even if you can't manage to be attractive and masculine, it's still possible to live a fulfilled life.
For the record, I'm not Asian, but I am a 5'5'' kv constantly on the verge of suicide, so I can relate to the struggle of /r/asianmasculinity
>>29754720
Boys this cute should be illegal.
Or at least, be my boyfriend.
>>29754746
R-really..
>>29749122
> Indians are closer to Europeans
Thanks for the confidence boost,
T. Self hating Indian
>>29754778
If you're a qt too, or the babies won't be, and I can't have that.
>>29754778
I wish I could have a chubby faced bf.
>>29754759
If you were Asian I would accept you as a cute pocket bf, I'd say that's an advantage over being non-Asian because since you are non-Asian I'm completely uninterested
So you can't really relate to them too much bud
>>29754832
I want to squish his face and give it a million kisses
>>29754832
He looks like a small child
>>29754888
He looks like a qt who rejected me and me in the friend zone not too long ago
>>29754980
>put me in the friend zone
>>29754829
I look underageb& because I have braces. But other than that I'm pretty ok looking.
>>29754980
Whats this qts insta pls anon
>>29754980
Did you at least do the right thing and provide him nudes/semi-nudes to jerk off to
Being an obedient foreign slut to kqts is important
>>29755049
http://instagram.com/straw_berry__
He looks so happy
>>29755049
Never needed braces. Fortunate too because I like cheese and other food that get stuck in there.
[email protected]
^throw away email
I wanna come back from dinner to pics of qt with braces.
>>29754866
Im not sure I understand but okay
>>29755068
No, I didn't send him nudes. he was doing things that made me think he was interested like holding my bags for me, paying for my food and sending me flirty texts. He told me he wanted me to hold his hand in a text. we were walking around the city I proceeded to try to hold his hand and then his face went blank and he turned red and snatched his hand back. I asked him why he would ask me to hold his hand if he didn't want me to do it then he said "I didn't think you would actually do it". After that I was too embarrassed to ever hang out with him again. Maybe he would have responded differently if I didn't try to hold his hand in public but any attraction he might of had is gone now because I was a bitch about it. He told me he doesn't like my personality because I'm selfish.
>>29755542
Ouch, I'm sorry.. that was fucking cold.
I hope you immediately stopped talking to him after that. What a dick.
I know Korean guys like traditional gender roles, maybe he didn't like you taking control? I don't know, still fucked up.
>>29755745
He said we aren't a couple so we shouldn't be holding hands in public. He should have told me he didn't want me to hold his hand in public instead of letting me make a fool of myself. Imagine being around 100s of people and getting btfo like that. We met one last time after that and he told me he doesn't like me because I'm selfish and immature.
>>29755259
Lucky you..braces are a pain.
Sent tho.
>>29755542
I'm sorry that happened to you, anon. He sounds like an asshole..I don't see how that makes you selfish or anything like that, either.
There are better, nicer qts out there!
>>29755926
I would have been choking back tears desu.
/internethugs
>>29756083
Well I did cry when I got home
>>29755997
I didn't see the harm in holding hands but I guess maybe he was shy. I'm not shy at all about pda.
Korean guys are mostly autistic. They click the best with Korean women.
Find one with a sense of humor who smokes a lot of weed.
If he's cute and he likes you yolo
>>29755997
I replied with a gmail account since the throwaway email is really bare bones.
>>29756612
Replied
>oregano
>>29756171
Well, you're doing better than a lot of girls since you're not too shy to go out with guys.
Even if a qt liked me, I'm such a spaz and get so nervous I don't even know what I'd do.
>>29750721
I'm Korean too and I took some test on a website I forget (arr rook the same or something). My score was abysmal.
It is very difficult to tell the ethnicity of another Asian person by just photo alone, but mannerisms, facial expressions and style definitely are all tells irl.
I'd be hard pressed to differentiate a Shandong Chinese from a Korean by looks alone, but a Thai from a Korean for example is incredibly easy.
If you took a random white person off the streets of a melting pot like NYC, you probably wouldn't be able to tell where he's from, but if he had some stereotypical traits like blonde, blue eyes, pale, retrousse nose and square jaw, you probably wouldn't guess he was Mediterranean.
>>29753967
Actually that looks better than 95% of Asian females
>>29754376
If one of the parents has blue eyes they'll end up hazel or light brown. I have 3-4 hapas friends that ended up that way.
>>29754564
Another jealous white guy. Yawn.
Is this a cute asian boy thread :o
Where's samuel seo tho
>>29749181
>they act like zoo animals
mfw I am a zoo animal, trapped inside this world
Weeb girls still worship White cock because you draw only white people.
>>29760098
Yes
>>29756501
I don't like guys that smoke too much weed. All of my guy friends in highschool were like that and it got on my nerves.
>>29761020
Do you like to fuck a lot? Yes? Find a guy who smokes a lot of weed to fuck
>>29761055
But why does weed or anything need to be involved
If that was the case, why shouldn't we just smoke meth and fuck, that's more fun
And besides, I heard meth is easier to get and more popular in South Korea than weed
Haha wow never mind
