fembots, why aren't you perfect like this woman
because I don't have the face of a 14-year-old
>>29747575
>3dpd
>perfect
ayy lmao like im on reddit
Because I'm ugly enough to have to come on 4chan for social interaction. Stop rubbing it in.
Because men will fuck me even if i look like a retarded hippo
>>29747665
But they'll be fantasizing about hot girls just to stay hard
Because I'm a borderline sperg that uses food for comfort.
>>29747575
Wasn't this supposed to be like, the first transexual Playboy model?
Or am I thinking of someone else.
>>29747722
>that uses food for comfort.
have you ever masturbated with food, like carrots, or cucumbers or something like that?
She has a fucking bush.
malebots, why arent you perfect like this man?
>>29747761
>not liking hairy pussy
What are you, a pedophile?
>>29747761
Yes exactly
why aren't you perfect like her
>>29747774
>average dick
>sad nipples
kek you need standards young lady, not that I'd expect a tool like you to understand the magnitude of true womanhood but at least get some standards
>>29747780
>>29747800
Pubes are disgusting you animals.
>>29747826
My gf shaves her pussy. I've asked her if she could leave a cute little patch but she doesn't want to :(
>>29747826
pedophiles are disgusting
>>29747844
>gf
why are you here?
failed normies need to leave
what's it like to have a gf? ;-;
>>29747590
>has the face of a 40 year old
>>29747826
>he doesnt know about 80s/90s bush
>im too old for this board and im not even a wizard
>>29747575
bc im fat and annoyng
>>29748875
have you ever tried being not fat and not annoying?
>>29747774
I do look like this. Pretty much exactly like him, except I'm not black and more lean.
>>29747575
>that atrocious tan
>perfect
pick one
>>29747575
>posing naked for Playboy
What's perfect about a degenerate?
>white
>perfect
>>29747575
any fembots look like pic related
>>29749961
Fembots are fat and smelly. Not even close.
>>29749136
Asians are uglyyes i'm white male
>>29749961
every gril here looks like her if she put on 40 pounds
>>29749961
truly disgusting, especially that metal snot thing
OP messed up. Fembots, why aren't you perfect like this woman
>>29750022
she's such a qt though
>>29747845
protip: literally every sexual trait that makes women desirable is neotenous, so you can call any man a pedo
fembots most likely do have at least one feature like OPs pic
they all probably have gigantic 70s bushes
>>29750041
tits and wide hips are neotenous amirite
Probably a slight degree of inbreeding from English ancestry, general shit genetics, habitual behavior fostered since childhood, debilitatingly low IQ and pervasive hereditary mental illness, shit skeletal structure, dry climate that is punishing on skin and hair, This one is probably tinfoil level bullshit but: genetically modified grain and hormonally altered meat and dairy in low-class western diet.
>inb4 it's your fault landwhale
Freewill is a spook
>>29750074
yes, as a matter of fact, if you're over 25 your shit does start to sag and you do sort of start to look like a tranny
how does it feel that nature disagrees with your morals
you can shitpost as much as you want, you can kill any man who says anything, you can raise the AoC to 40, but you will never make your middle-aged snatch superior to prime teen pussy, and that is a fuckin fact
roasties eternally btfo
>>29750200
you sound crazy
want to be my crazy gf?
>>29750074
pretty sure the numbers don't lie
plus, remember that this is filtered through OKCupid and a bunch of dudes trying to not look like creeps, meaning it's probably lower
>>29749136
why is asian pubic hair so hot
>>29750365
It's illegal to show in Japanese porn, which makes it better.
>>29748955
Tan lines is my fetish
>>29750451
tan lines+bush is GOAT
because being lazy is one of my many character flaws. just like most women.
Because I don't have to be. She probably has to earn her livelihood through her appearance. I don't have to be perfect. To live an empty existence for the pleasure of vain greedy men, no thanks.
Cookies and cake all day :3
>>29747575
my body's similar but I can't do shit about my face so fuck it
>>29751613
so you want to get your face fucked?
I'm up for it
>>29750590
You can be lazy and not fucking eat. The word you're looking for is "gluttonous".
