Hi /r9k/.
I have been here since I was 19, so today it's ten years. I'm still a massive loser, but I managed to unlock the normalfag bingo achievements.
I'd like you to share your charts.
WILL POST TEMPLATE in the next post.
the template. I will stay here and watch, masturbating timidly
why is it so silent here?
>>29746914
Your first kiss was 3 years long? Hardcore
>unlabeled axes
>>29746914
wtf is khhv khv kv v??
>>29746914
>humble brag thread created by normie faggots
Saged
>>29747239
Here's your (You)
(originaru)
>>29747248
Hello, norman
>>29746914
eye contact because teacher made me, conversation with store clerk.
>>29747311
still counts, actually
.orig
>>29747248
KHHV = means you've never kissed, hugged, held hands, or got laid before. So you're a Kissless, Hugless, Handheldless Virgin,
KHV = Kissless, hangheldless Virgin
KV = Kissless Virgin
V = Virgin
For a comparison (1 of 2), this is how Chads life looks like.
Please don't be upset
(2 of 2) and this is life of the most autistic "girls-have-cooties-at-twenty-two" guy I know, friend from my class, he has a phd in some crazy maths shit now.
>>29746914
Didn't make it that far
I had females friends who I hugged as a kid, then got a "girlfriend" at 11 if you can even call her that, so I held hands with her there and someone else in my teenage years, I am now 20 and nothing has changed, send help.
>>29747285
>>29747354
Thanks.
Thought i'd share. I lost my virginity to a hooker lmao
Well this is me i guess. Not horrible, but it sucks.
>>29747917
>congrats, you're a Chad
>>29746930
There was nothing sexual or romantic in any handholds or hugs.
How's this you fucking normies :)))))))))))
Im sure ill kiss a girl someday right? haha