>tfw i broke down and cried at a job interview
>>29746747
You serious OP? Greentext story pl0x.
>>29746747
Why did you start crying?
Did you get the job?
>>29746776
There's nothing to it. Five minutes in she asked why I was unemployed for three years so I collapsed. She was smirking and finished the interview right then
>>29746747
If it makes you feel better, this happened to me once too. Literally in the middle of the interview after I realized the manager was looking for an experienced normie, I panicked. He got me a water, was very nice about it. I left and don't even go near that area anymore.
>>29746747
Well, did you get the job? :^)
Joblox
>>29746802
That's teally sad and funny
>>29746747
Do you think you got the job?
>>29746802
she smirked? what the fuck
what job were you applying for?
>>29746802
Serious question: How do you worm your way out of a question like that?
>>29746850
Mail room clerk. She was some 28 year old Stacey.
>>29746829
I doubt it. The first five minutes was just small talk. That was the only question she asked
>>29746802
Sad to hear bro. Take some time to get over it then get back to trying. Also prepare for those type of questions.
>>29746810
I forgot to mention, my dad had driven me there and my manager walked me to his car (where he was waiting) to drop off the blubbering retard. Dad asks, "Maybe we can try again another time?" Manager politely declines.
>>29746852
might be best to be honest. just assure them that tou can do the job. sob stories might work.
>>29746852
Be honest but make it sounds good. Say you were discouraged but now you are making positive steps to get back on track. Hey I'm here at this interview right now. Obviously I want this job.
>>29746852
Lie, lie and lie some more.
Feel no guilt absolutely about lying to or cheating these normies. Do whatever evil you can to them, as long as you can get away with it.
If it was the other way around they would fuck you over and laugh about doing so.
Your mother was dying of cancer, she has since recovered etc.
>>29746872
Heh. Like father like son, eh Neetyboy?
>>29746881
>>29746882
Is school a legitimate excuse? Most of my friends had jobs while in school but I didn't.
Oregano af famalamadingdong
>>29746865
the young ones arent as empethetic as the old ones
>>29746802
>smirked
What the fuck? Is that eve-
>she
Ooooooh. That explains the bitchy attitude.
>>29746802
no fucking way
hahahahahhaaha goddamn son
>>29746852
>>29746802
>>29746810
nigga just say you had cancer and you dont wanna talk about it
you guys are retarded
everybody will think you are a hero and they will hire you on the spot
We've all been there OP!
>Feel guilty about being a pos shut in hiki neet loser resource black hole
>Motivate myself to leave the cave and be a good person
>Alright! I'm gonna go out there and get a job!
>Jobs are scarce in my city
>1.5 hour bus ride for dishwashing job across the city
>Dress nice
>They posted the wrong time for the interview
>Have to wait in the lobby for 2 hours for the manager to show up
>That's okay. I brought stuff to read and study
>Other applicant shows up. It's a still-in-highschool girl who's like 5 years younger than me
>Try to make conversation before the interview to ease tension
>Completely choke and spill linguini everywhere. Freak her out
>Manager shows up
>Wants to interview us both at the same time
>She immediately notices how awkward and insecure I am
>For the whole interview, she's pretty much ignores me completely and is talking only to the girl
>At one point she says, hardly even trying to hide that she's talking about me right in front of me: "Some people we just can't hire because their parent's messed them up mentally and they'll just be bad for business"
>I know it's over for me, but I'm too beta to just get up and leave
>I just sit there for 15 minutes, ashamed of and sick with myself
>Have to make an active, sustained effort to prevent myself from completely chimping out and assaulting this woman
>>29746802
Yeah, some chicks get off on that. I used to work with a fat blonde chick who bragged about how she went through engineering applications while getting her degree. She had it as her university student job and mocked the nerdy kids and often wouldn't let them in. I told her it made no sense for a communications major to have gotten her position there.
Her current job after graduation and a few years was a retail job.
>>29746907
Head on over to /biz/ and ask for some more specific advice. But yea this is a good strategy.
If you're just trying to get your foot in the door of a shitty job, they probably won't pursue legal action against you for fraud even if they do catch you out.
>>29747085
What's the point of getting a shit job that has that bad of a commute?
I'm so sorry OP, I know that feeling.
The worst is when you're slowly starting to gain your confidence again and something like this happens.
>>29746865
Bro make up job history for gods sake
>>29747247
I'm a manager.
This is the LAST THING you want to do. We will find out, and we will not be a good reference for your future jobs, friend.
>>29747275
What should we do to explain the absence?
>>29747207
>no car
>no bike
>any job not within walking distance is going to be at least 40 minutes on the bus anyway
>"I'll take on the extra challenge and make it work because I want to be responsible"
>>29747067
Lol i wonder if i could actually get awaywith that, theres no way they can check anyway
>>29747275
Was NEET for three years, as long as it's a entry level job and an entry level job your lying about having it fucking cake. I literally made up three years of fake work experience at my current job then got promoted to TL. Don't listen to this guy OP they aren't going to call the Mc'Donalds to find out how good of aworker you are.
>>29746852
Just say you were volunteering at a church. They won't question it
>>29747275
>>29747289
Yes please tell us how we can get our way back into society. It's a challenge for me not to choke up during a high pressure conversation like that, let alone keep a lie floating at the same time
>>29746747
>tfw I've called the interviewer "mum"
>>29746852
say you mother had Stroke and become half paralyzed and you took care of her until you saved enough money for and filipino who take care of her or you put her Nursing Home
or other lie about family tragedy
>>29747289
Be honest and maybe we won't tell you to leave.
>>29747330
Funny thing about this. I had a guy who only did schooling for 4 years. He was studying engineering or something and he said he worked for a year at Burger King and another year at Sears.
Wanna know what I immediately did after the interview? Called those places up and found out he lied. He didn't come back. And this is for an entry level job, too. Just a cashier at Savemart.
For any robots in here that think that school is a good excuse for not having a job, IT IS NOT.
do community service, fucking anything.
![o-JOB-INTERVIEW-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pecuCxQ.jpg "o-JOB-INTERVIEW-facebook[1].jpg")
>anon, we called your references, none of them exist. can you explain that?
>>29747393
>tfw wanted to volunteer at animal shelter but application was denied
>>29747393
Okay robots we have the most serious savemart manager ever. But seriously, just make sure and do your research on the position for which you claim to have. If your in the US just make up a small landscaping company, stacy's won't even ask you further questions about that.
>>29747393
>maybe
Come on get real. It's in our interest to lie. YOU might check up to see if we really cleaned toilets at shitmart, but other people won't.
If you don't hire us, it's not like we're not going to ask future employers to phone you as a reference. And we'll sooner find an employer who only cares about our performance during the interview, than one who is willing to give a piece of shit mess another chance at life out of charity.
>>29747407
They must have changed their numbers, they are former co-workers that I don't talk to often
>>29747393
Also, protip.
The job app says no experience needed, but we RARELY take people with no work experience. When we do, it's almost always high schoolers. I'd say to get a decent chance as a cashier, you'd want to have at least two years of job experience. Barring that, club-related work at college/community service/being a club officer or doing anything related to leadership will give you a leg up, I suppose. Just fucking put something down. We want to see something.
>>29747407
>questionable references
They would not waste time checking all of them. The resume would just get thrown out.
>>29747471
>no anon, i mean we googled these people. there's no record of any of these people existing
>>29747482
Yea but that's like a 70k/year corporate job. We're talking about minimum wage shit here. You only need to get your foot in the door once, and then it's easier to keep the ball rolling. The farther back in the past your work gaps are, the easier they are to fill with things that can't be checked.
>>29747496
Oh yeah they only use Yahoo fag
>>29746852
remodeling relatives house for food and board
taking care of terminally ill relative/family friend
busy pursuing education
backpacked across Europe
worked under table, dont want to out employer
babysitting for a relative while she pursues education
caretaker for family cabin for food and board
worked for a business that closed (unverifiable)
>>29747275
Okay, I'm 21 and never had a job. I'm about to start looking this week since I finished my resume.
I have no job experience, but I've done community service a while back (2013), like 300+ hours, and some college club stuff. How fucked am I? I'm looking for entry-level jobs to make a little money.
I really don't want to lie about work experience.
>>29746747
Sorry to hear that OP. I've never been to an interview, never in my life will I have the guts to put myself through something like that. So if it's of any consolation you are officially less pathetic than me for having the goodness and strength to not only score an interview but also show up and go through it, even if it ended badly.
>>29747537
Those are some good lies
>>29747555
So you're a terminal NEET?
>>29747496
They aren't on google? Well shit they must not exist.
>>29747545
Also i'm doing a research project (that's technically paid) will they give a shit about that?
>>29747537
Fucking saved that shit. That's some real life saver tips right there.
>tfw honest fool and never learned how to lie
>>29747348
Why dont you take a seat and tell me about your mother
>>29747545
Go to fast food, they always hire and don't care about exp because they have huge turnover rates.
>>29747537
Can I get away with saying I did freelance math/science tutoring for three years at uni?
>getting interviewed by classic milf-type woman
>late 30s, blonde, big tits, tall, just a little fat on her frame, face shows slight wear and tear but she uses makeup
>her stomach growls loudly mid interview
>she rubs her stomach and comments on what she ate
>have to cross my leg to hide my raging boner
I never asked to be a freak
>>29747537
yeah, but for a decade?
that wont work for me
>>29747675
Did you get the job?
If you did do you see her much?
>>29746852
Awful replies you got so far.
You tell them you were traveling and worked in an unrelated field (it has to be completely unrelated or they'll check).
>>29747666
the only condition is that it must be unverifiable
>>29747725
yes
I also do actually know math and science since I am going to uni
that's kind of embarrassing OP, try not to ruminate on it. Let them rob someone, maybe... maybe prepare for such a question in the future
>>29747689
combination or turn it around; my family is affluent and i don't really need to work, but i want to work to acquire skills to further boost my inherited empire
>>29747085
>>For the whole interview, she's pretty much ignores me completely and is talking only to the girl
Its a dishwashing job, I would have said "excuse me Its my turn to speak" or something like that
>>At one point she says, hardly even trying to hide that she's talking about me right in front of me: "Some people we just can't hire because their parent's messed them up mentally and they'll just be bad for business"
I may be messed up mentally but I would have flown into a autistic rage right then and and there. I hate rude people.
>hahaha YOU KNOW I TOTALLY agree. I meet countless amount of young people these days that only know how to say words they don't understand. The best part it when they are all 95% mentally unstable egomaniacs who would hope into the porn industry for the right price
>I mean why have sympathy for people that are less than human and don't function according to the word of God?
>>29747754
im not someone you would consider afluent.
>>29747754
fine. coma
I'm 25 and have never had a job but if I went to an interview for one I would simply turn on my NEET charm and get hired there and then
Of course I would decline it
>>29747085
I don't know if I have ever met a mentally stable dishwasher. I have doubts that a highschool girl would actually fill the role well, but niggas gonna do what niggas gonna do
>>29747834
>turn on my NEET charm
What does the entail? Being as self-deprecating as possible during the interview?
>>29747784
I admire your tenacity, but I'd already fucked up beyond reconciliation. I choked bad. It wasn't something I could recover from.
>I would have flown into an autistic rage
When I say "chimp out," I wanted to spit in her face and punch her, and who knows what other psycho insanity would have followed if I'd done it. It was good that I just sat there and did nothing. Otherwise I would have had to do jailtime for a felony assault charge. Really not worth it.
>Tfw hikki NEET almost all my life
>only ever had 1 job stacking shelves
>9 year employment gap on my CV
>turned 29 in may
>only job I could ever get is in the service industry
>would have to compete against 1000 other people for the most menial burger flipping job
What the fuck do I even do. What the fuck am I even supposed to say? How do I talk my way out of a 9 year employment gap.
At this point I'm so far gone I think it would just be best to admit it like
>So why have you been unemployed for 9 years?
>I've suffered from anxiety & depression for almost half my life and find going outside or doing anything almost impossible. I'm slowly trying to get back on my feet which is why I'm here now
>>29746882
>>29746881
>mfw be honest
>>29747851
>Being as self-deprecating as possible during the interview?
actually works if the interviewer is jewish, self deprecating humour is their cup of tea
>>29747851
Ask your mum, I used it to fuck her :^)
>>29747893
>I've suffered from anxiety & depression for almost half my life and find going outside or doing anything almost impossible. I'm slowly trying to get back on my feet which is why I'm here now
I have 4 years to fill. I think I'm just going to do this, too. Lying is too complicated.
>>29747851
secret meme: smug supreme
>>29747893
>>I've suffered from anxiety & depression for almost half my life and find going outside or doing anything almost impossible. I'm slowly trying to get back on my feet which is why I'm here now
You might as well tell them you're a huge liability to sue or shoot everyone in the office
>>29747085
>Some people we just can't hire because their parent's messed them up mentally and they'll just be bad for business"
fuck, this hit hard.
>>29747949
But we cant get guns in bongland. None that matter anyway.
>>29747949
surely someone should give us a chance
>>29747275
This is bullshit. You can lie through your teeth on resumes as long as you don't get caught. I got into grad school at University of Chicago with: 1) a fake job for a fake company on my resume; 2) a fake volunteer position; and 3) a fake reference from a former employer that I wrote myself.
It's honestly not that hard as long as you cover your tracks and know how to game the system.
>tfw you've never succeeded at a job interview
>tfw you put on the biggest, fakest smile
>not happy enough
>tfw you kiss so much ass about how "this is my top choice" when it's choice number 864
>didnt kiss enough ass
>tfw you put on a $400 suit in the hot summer weather
>doesnt matter, might as well have worn jean shorts
>tfw you lie outrageously about how qualified you are
>even your lies arent impressive enough
Clearly the problem here is I'm not trying hard enough, right? That's the advice I always see here! Anon, you're not even trying! Once I tried I automatically got what I wanted! HAHA! Just try harder, Anon! MAYBE NEXT YEAR YOU'LL GET A JOB! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TRY! ALL I DID WAS TALK ABOUT CARS AND I GOT HIRED ON THE SPOT! HAHA! JUST TRY HARDER ANON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>29748011
whoa dude, hack my life why dont ya
lol I have never been in a job interview, what's it like? At my job they just hired me because my relative works here and he just told them I'm a good worker and that was enough for them. I'm so glad I have never had to bother with the entry level shit, it sounds like hell.
>>29748011
Lol yep, I couldn't get a decent starting job when I graduated because I had no experience so I just made up a couple of jobs and said that they were for small businesses that went out of business, I got hired pretty quick after that.
>>29748011
>It's honestly not that hard as long as you cover your tracks and know how to game the system.
how does one do this? explain please?
Funny that I see this thread right now, I just saw a graffiti saying "job searching is terrorism".
>>29746882
Yeah I use "discouraged" too, or "unmotivated". This whole financial crisis thing makes it sounds believable too.
>Had an interview recently
>At a huge Publix
>I can't drive
>Had to walk
>Live in Florida
>Had to walk for 78 minutes in the Florida heat
>By the time I arrive I am 20 minutes early
>Covered in sweat
>Decide to walk around the store hoping the air conditioning will cool me down
>Feel really fucking nervous looking around
>Have no idea how I will ever learn the layout of the huge store
>nervously grab a couple of Reeses cups
>start to realise, I smell like shit
>walk over to the Deli area
>It smells nice
>Decide I will stand there until the fresh Sub smell reduces my horrible scent so I have a chance at the job
>Stand for 20 minutes
>Go to the front of the store, tell them I am here for an interview
>'are you anon? your interview was due 10 minutes ago! I'll get the manager'
>check my watch
>realise I stood for 30 minutes watching Subs being made
>I am fat as fuck so I get distracted by food, sometimes I go to Subway and watch them for 3 hours or mroe
>manager comes down
>I apologise for being late
>can see the manager sniffing the air and grimacing
>realise if I still smell I have no chance
>'c-c-can we have the interview by the deli?'
>manager seems reluctant
>in the end agrees after I explain some bullshit about 'loving to be around customers'
>we walk over to the deli
>interview starts standing up
>manager asks me some basic questions
>I answer, going pretty well, sub smell covering my sweat
>suddenly black guy behind the deli shouts to the manager
>'Ey boss! Whats happening?'
>manager says he is giving an interview to this eager young man
>black guy says 'Eager? Eager to scare away my customers with his smelly pits! I hope if we hire him that he uses his employee discount for some deodorant haha!'
>manager laughs and makes a sort of 'thats funny, I'll chat with you when this is done' dismissive gesture
>interview lasts really only 6 minutes, was meant to be 30 at least
>manager walks off after the interview
>I buy a sub from the black guy
>don't get hired
>>29747348
This is like some sort of psychological test.
"Anon, why haven't you had a job for three years?"did you hear that in your mother's voice or your manager's
>>29747478
So then how are you supposed to break the cycle?
>>29746747
Hey at least you got an interview, ok can get another. I have been looking for a job and all I keep getting is rejections. Having to sleep out of my car soon. Good luck fellow aspiebot
>>29748243
Anon why didn't you just use Uber? The ride would have been less than $10
>>29748257
i heard it in your mothers voice
>>29748317
You have to George Costanza your way into a job and just fake it til you make it.
Is this something people actually do holy shit
>>29748330
fuckin SAVAGE m8
>>29748317
you have to start at the entry level basic bitch jobs to get general work experience, then move up from there
it sucks ass but that's basically how it's always been, a degree doesn't guarantee you shit
>>29748330
Wow, I had no idea my loser brother browsed 4chan
So the best way to lie is put a business that closed down on my resume?
What if they know someone who worked there?
>>29748243
You seriously get distracted by food? What are you, a fuckin normie meme?! Jesus fuck, you don't deserve a job...
>>29748011
Okay, so here's what you do:
Register a domain name for an email acct. Just come up with a plausible sounding company name and pay like $10 to set it up. If you're really serious about this shit then also get a burner phone and include it as a contact. Give it to one of your friends who sounds the least like a burnout, if you have any and tell him he might have to vouch for you. Have him set up a professional sounding voicemail at least. It's actually probably better if you just keep the phone and let any reference calls go unanswered / unreturned. It's probably not all that uncommon especially for lower level type jobs for small companies. You can reply to the emails yourself. It also helps if the fake companies / references live out of state and went out of business. You can actually even pick a company that went out of business from local business sections of the newspaper and base all your work around that. Look for things like lawsuits or bankruptcy filings. Local news and chamber of commerce websites are your friends. Lastly, it helps if the fake job is weirdly specific such that people don't readily understand what it is that you did. Manufacturing representative, industrial broker, Purchasing agent -- whatever. Look something up and use it and learn to bullshit about it.
That's about it. I hope this helps my fellow robots. Remember: you too can become a functioning member of society so long as you have a bit of a ruthless sociopath in you.
>>29748243
Why the fuck did you buy food for the nigger? What a degenerate cuck.
>it's been 6 months and no interview
I wish I had one to cry at. I actually feel myself slipping into insanity
just be honest and tell them youre willing to be a hard worker
>>29748364
So you're your loser brother's.. Loser brother?
Oooooh.
>>29747393
wow. you're a fucking asshole. all he wanted was a job and you don't even have the decency to help him out?
>>29747675
tfw 2 milf bosses. Both have kids so it's pretty no go though. One is blonde, other brunette. The brunette is god tier milf desu but more cute than hot.
The blonde one is actually quite funny but I wouldn't stand her for more than 1 hour. She's speaking 24/7
Blonde joked about me getting a banker wife so she could handle my economy. Chances look pretty slim.
>>29746852
You make up some shit and pray it sounds believable.
>>29748452
he's faking he's not really a manager
I can get inerviews but I blow them everytime. I'm so anxious I become bad at explaining things and don't make cohesive answers.
sucks senpai
>>29746747
Sorry OP :(. Hope your next interview goes better
>>29748317
By taking your own life
>>29747878
I pictured you would take your dick out and just wave it around while screaming nonsense. Of course the police would have shown up.
>>29748453
yeah married women with kids never fuck around
>>29748011
Good. This anon gets it. Fucking lol @ following the rules and being an "honest" individual. The fact of the matter is, if employers don't see anything consistent on your resume, they won't even bother looking at it. Just last week I got three job offers as a medical scribe at a psychiatrist office, warehouse inventory specialist, and pharmacy clerk by having a completely fake resume. I couldn't get them because of school schedule for next semester , but two of the three told me to keep their contact info, and contact them back when I'm done with school to explore similar opportunities.
once your down you stay down
yeah, pay me by the hour and ill be the first one in and last one out, fucking faggot kikes.
>>29747085
>>At one point she says, hardly even trying to hide that she's talking about me right in front of me: "Some people we just can't hire because their parent's messed them up mentally and they'll just be bad for business"
jesus christ, anon
>>29746852
you took some time off to "explore your interests" which eventually led you to this shitty mid-level office job.
>tfw just blew an interview at olive garden
>tfw the guy asked me about cooking temperatures and I couldn't even remember
Fuck, just give me a job please.
>>29749490
sell your boipussy for cash
>>29746852
"I was busy posting on 4chan and masturbating"
>>29748036
Some people are unlikable, that's why they sell figurines on ebay.
>>29748345
George:
>I like tendies.
>I could do something in tendies.
Jerry:
>Uh-huh.
>Uh-huh.
>In what capacity?
George:
>You know, like the general manager of a Mc onalds or something.
Jerry:
>Yeah.
>Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George:
>Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager.
>Maybe I could be like, a burger flipper. >Like a grill man.
>You know how I always make those hamburgers for during football games.
Jerry:
>Yeah.
>Yeah.
>You make good hamburgers.
George: >
What about that?
Jerry:
>Well, they tend to give those jobs to normies and people that are, you know, not robots.
George:
>Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry:
>I know.
>Well, okay.
>Okay.
>What else do you like?
George:
>snuff movies.
>I like to watch snuff movies.
Jerry:
>Yeah.
>Yeah.
George:
>Do they pay people to watch snuff movies?
Jerry:
>Projectionists.
George:
>That's true.
Jerry:
>But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George:
>Right.
Jerry:
>And it's probably a union thing.
>>29746747
George:
>(scoffs) Those unions.
>(sighs) Okay.
>Tendies, snuff movies what about being a NEET?
Jerry:
>A NEET.
>That's good.
George:
>I think I'd be good at that.
>I dwell in my basement all the time. >Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good NEET.
Jerry:
>Really?
George:
>Yeah.
>A couple of people.
>I don't get that, though.
>Where do you start?
Jerry:
>Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George:
>You can't just walk into your moms basement and say "I wanna be a talk NEET".
Jerry:
>I wouldn't think so.
George:
>It's all politics.
Jerry:
>All right, okay.
>Tendies, snuff movies, NEET.
>What else?
George:
>This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry:
>Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.
>>29748036
>tfw it's easier for an illegal immigrant to get a job than it is for you
>>29750327
the answer is to immigrate illegally to a better country my friend
>>29747275
Bullshit. I lie on every application and I work all kinds of jobs. Maybe your gay ass checks everyone's references, but I've found most people don't for bs jobs. Maybe you take yourself a little too seriously.
>>29746802
Why didn't you just stab her to death on the spot?
>>29752399
I would have at least whipped out the tabasco at that point
>>29747346
this is exactly what i'm trying to say. how do we become productive members of society when society won't allow any gaps in employment?
I've worked a bunch of wildly different jobs in my life. I'm now done moving from job to job and I want to find a career, and it's fucking impossible. I get invited to interviews, but I've been to like 10 so far over the last year and not one good offer. The last one told me they didn't like the font style I used. Like seriously? You're going to not hire me because of my font? I don't want to lie on my resume but I don't know how else I'm going to get myself a good job.
Getting just any job isn't that hard if you're persistent. The first one may not work out and reading some stories on here have really made me feel better, but eventually you'll want something better. I don't think I can just lie and get a really good job.
I've had all sorts of awful interviews, and have been bullied out of maybe 2-3 jobs so far.
The worst thing is, i'm a good and honest worker, its just that no one responds to that. The workplace is simply a popularity contest, just like the rest of life is.
I mean, the woman i work with does almost nothing at her desk all day, and yet she's risen to a comfy level within the company.
Meanwhile i'm constantly wondering when they're going to fire me for not being a "good fit", even though certain assholes there have gone out of their way to give me a hard time since day one.
>>29754205
>have been bullied out of maybe 2-3 jobs so far.
>even though certain assholes there have gone out of their way to give me a hard time since day one.
At a certain point you have to realize you're the problem
>Go to interview for a summer job.
>People there say I answer the hypothetical questions about work related things well.
>Mention I don't have any work experience when they ask.
>They say they will call me back if I get the job
>Never call me back.
>Pester them by email
>They email me saying I didn't get the job.
About to actually put some effort for job applications again. How do I ace an interview?I just need a shitty retail or fast food job.
>>29747085
>"Some people we just can't hire because their parent's messed them up mentally and they'll just be bad for business"
Should've asked why she wasn't fired
>>29747893
Just say back injury and you became a stay at home faggot oh I mean dad.
Lol guys just join the Military if you're still young
>>29746852
Just say you were preparing yourself for the beta uprising
>>29746852
Best to say that you had long term health issues
Kek one time I had an interview and the woman asked me if I could give her the password to my facebook and I said no.
When she asked why, I said, "Because I don't have one."
Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
>>29746802
Fucking cruel normies
>>29755954
Could that be costing me opportunities? That I don't have a job?
>>29756105
>don't have a facebook*
It should be illegal for employers to ask about work history for wagecuck jobs. Has nothing to do with whether or not you'll make a good employee and turnover rate is so high for these jobs it doesn't matter anyway.
>>29746802
that place deserves to get bombed by ISIS
>>29755954
>the woman asked me if I could give her the password to my facebook
what
she sounds psychopathic
>>29746802
>She was smirking
This triggered me
Hope the bitch gets slit
>>29747085
Why the fuck would anyone want to hire someone that lives 90 minutes away for a minimum wage job, that's a massive red flag
>>29756105
No. Most places don't give a shit about Facebook and friending co-workers will lead into them lurking your page or finding out things you didn't want them to know.
An ex-coworker of mine would call out sick or need time off to take care of family members and then other employees who were Facebook friends would see their posts from the beach and at parties.
She didn't last very long at the job.
>got my first job at a gas station that is 30-40 minutes walk away
>really want to work at the fred meyer that is 3 minutes away from my house
>probably wouldnt get hired if i left my gas station job after only 2 weeks of cashier experience
how long should i stay at my first job? they have only been giving me 20-15 hours a week and im always on call
i really want a schedule tbqh
>>29755954
yeah that's getting more and more common and since it is not the government you have no legal protection against it
imagine if the factory/mine bosses in the 1890's had required workers to allow them to screen their correspondence. I suppose you might be able to argue that it infringes on your ability to communicate in order to form unions and so they'd be breaking a labour law, but that's a bit of a stretch.
Any company and shill that works for them should really get boycotted off the market, but people have to eat so it'll likely just get worse
get knowledgeable at sports and gamble with your neetbux
>tfw my depression and anxiety used to be the only thing standing in the way of my life
>but now after being NEET for 5 years due to it, it's actually transformed into real problems that are almost impossible to get out of, plus I still have anxiety and depression
I just need to die.
>work at a call center
>save for the 2 other guys my age in college that I'm friends with, everyone else is old, ugly, a loser, or a chain smoker or a combination of the four.
>every female is an old hag or fat and stupid
>there is one hot girl in sales
>she gets constantly sent home for wearing skirts too short or shirts too revealing
>chat with her on our IM messenger for work
>she says she's gonna start working at a strip club on the weekends
>she tells me which one
>"yeah I didn't tell anyone yet because secrets get passed around here like it's high school"
>she trusts me with this vital information
fug I can't wait to see her naked.
>>29754893
just say "I need a job and I have reliable transportation and an open schedule".
That's all a fast food place will want
>>29756992
gonna see your workplace besties workplace breasties
mmmm, deliccious
but really if you're a hot young girl working a pointless shit job you might as well be dancing or bartending. Translate your looks into fat stacks of tax free cash
>>29747098
It's always the fat chicks. Attractive stacies can be stuck-up and spoiled sometimes, but the fat bitches are always the ones who go out of their fucking way to be horrible people.
>>29756636
Stay there for at least 1 year or until you find another job. Being able to put something on your resume is always good. You can also use them as a reference.
>>29756636
>Scheduled 8 days in a row
>1 day off
>6 more in a row
>2 days off
>5 in a row right up until Christmas
>Christmas off
>Hear the day after Christmas sucks as a cashier
>Call in "I can't come in. I'm sick"
>"Are you sure? ..... It's the day after Christmas...."
>"Yea"
>Stay home and feel 0 guilt because they schedule me horrible
I only had 1 more week after that anyway
>>29756439
What makes you think the turnover rate is so high?
>>29756497
I've heard of places doing it. Never been asked myself. If I did, I'd say something along the lines of "I understand that information security is very important to this company and a breach of classified information can be devastating. If hired, I will protect company information as if it were my own personal information."
Not even joking. It would not surprise me one bit if government contractors ask this question just to see if you will give them your password.
>be tired of my shit job
>look for new job on indeed
>the place I am working at pays money to be at the top of every page on indeed.com
>OPEN HOUSE EVERY FRIDAY
>paper posters at every local store trying to hire high school grads
>they're so desperate for employees
>I've been pay capped for 2 years
>nobody wants to move up because it's shit pay and way more stress
>just recently the main boss's computer got infected with Ransomware and a shit ton of crucial files were lost lmao
gotta jump ship
>>29757453
>the main boss's computer got infected with Ransomware
Guarantee he was looking at some shit he wasn't supposed to be looking at. Ransomware preys on people who use the internet to look at sketchy things that may or may not be legal.
>>29757500
it came in an E-mail
it was like "We tried to deliver something and you couldn't receive it! click here for info"
bam
>come into work one day
>none of my programs load
>startup folder is nothing but .crypz files
>one html file with a smug af essay about how they've been infected and must pay 2.5 bitcoins to remove it
many keks
>>29746852
I got a job after 2 years unemployed. When they asked I said I was doing freelance work online. So, that worked.
>>29746802
>I was crippled by an anxiety disorder but as you can see I have crushed it underneath my foot like the demon it is and am ready to go out and conquer it all, including you
>Metaphorically speaking
>Now bend over
>It says here "I'm CIA", care to explain?
>>29757649
WHY DOES THE BIG GUY ASK THE QUESTIONS? WHY?!
>>29757649
>tfw baneposting landed you a job
>the interviewer asks what your desired salary is
