>you shower her with gifts
>Chad showers her with cum
>>29745982
>chad made her laugh
>i pushed her down the elevator shaft
>>29746008
>my cock made her laugh
>Chad's cock made her cum
>>29745982
wow that was hot
>>29745982
>she takes your gifts for granted
>she is thankful for Chad's cum
>you beg her to text you back
>she begs chad to fuck her ass
>you get trips
>she gets chads dick
>>29745982
>you ask her out
>she throws you out
give us more senpai
yayayay
>>29745982
Why do women like cum? that's fucking disgusting.
>>29746194women like to be degraded
>>29746194
Women like it when men like them.
Men like them when they appear to like cum.
Women enjoy pleasing you, and if you smile, and praise, and tell her how sexy she looks and so on, she'll be a dirty slut.
Thing is, she also enjoys other men praising her. Thats the bad part.
>you live at home with your mum
>chad makes her drink his cum
>you know how to level fast
>she begs him to fuck her ass
>>29746194
they don't. nearly all women absolutely hate their faces being cummed on.
but they like being submissive, and they'll do things they don't like to please their men.
>you're jerking off to storeis of chad
>door springs open, its your dad
>watching anime you stay up late
>She goes on their fifteenth date
>now please, she'd prefer you didn't exist
>her face blushes beneath Chad's piss
>She sucks him off every night
>mom brings up jobs, another fight
>>29746194
They like to be submissive and used. Nothing more degrading than sitting on your knees as someone sprays jizz in your face
>>29746245
my gf asked me if I could do it all the time from now on, the one time I came on her face. is she the one?
>you buy her drinks at the bar
>she sucks chads dick in his car
>cum inside your yellow sock
>She takes chads hard cock
>she uses you for easy bux
>chad uses her for easy fucks
>Dark in your bubble again, all alone
>Chad brings a friend and she lets out a moan.
>you help her with homework for class
>she takes chad's hard dick up her ass
>>29745982
so uh, any source on this?
>Online your a huge badass
>maybe tonight you'll try the gas
It's supposed to rhyme you stupid fucks
>you pay for her rum
>chad creampies her bum
>you try to stop being a virgin
>she gasps as he slides in
>you get condoms "just in case"
>chad explodes all over her face
>you wake up feeling depressed
>chad helps her get undressed
>you're sobbing because of your anxieties
>chad simply cums on her titties
>you try to be witty and funny
>chad fucks hookers for free
>she is so perfect, innocent and pure
>chad makes her scream, right now, be sure
>you want your girl to have purity
>chad breaks her hymen for eternity
>you buy things to impress her, a car, a house a boat
>chad goes 8 inches deep and cums down her throat
>it's her that you follow
>it's chad she will swallow
>she can fuck who ever, when ever
>you will be alone forever
J U S T
U
S
T
>chad showers her in cum
>you light up the bong
>chad broke his arm in a car crash
>you dig up your herb stash
>you scent her love letter with oil of rose hips
>he writes WHORE on her in lipstick, the O her lips
>>29746179
still though, trips ain't bad
>chad worries about knocking her up
>you light it up because you don't give a fuck
>>29745982
The fucking hands
>>29745982
This is my life I don't even care if my life is a 4chan meme. It's my friends birthday and I bought her a nice cake and I'm making dinner for her later.
>chad got stabbed at the bar
>you unscrew your weed jar
>you get off to watching other people fuck
>porn, it's no different than being a cuck
>>29746245
>they'll do things they don't like to please their men.
Yea that must be it.
>chad just went broke
>you don't give a fuck because you just toked
>chad and stacy crashed into a tree
>you laugh because you're blazed and free
>>29745982
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
Pls OP
>Stacy says she caught a STD
> You just dinged, level 63
>>29746462
>to Chad money is no object
>you're a NEET. a wizard. a robot. rekt
>Chad showers her with cum and money
>Your dad at night screams out "Sonny!"
>every night she screams out chads name
>you're forced to smoke weed to escape from the pain
>She lied to you for the last time
>Maybe death would be just fine
>Drunk Chad choked her nagging ass to death
>You hold the weed smoke in until you're out of breath
>She begs for his large black penis
>You beg your guild for loot, "I need this"
>>29746220
>bad
You don't have to be the committer if you don't want to. Kill the beta voice inside you.
>4chan is your only home
>She sucks her new friend Jerome
No, YOU shower her with gifts. I'm generous with my money if I'm close friends with someone, but not someone I'm courting. We're going mini-golf at best.
>>29746595
>that rhyme
Holy shit, I'm pretty impressed actually
>>29746371
Is the gas good for getting high?
>Chad's life is degrading in front of his eyes
>You're a master of fitness, language, politics, technology, fashion and rhyme
>you use words like 'courting'
>it's chads cum on her face she's 'sporting'
>Mini golf is your idea of a date
>After a night with chad her period's late
>Chad got comfortable, stupid and fat
>You show off your brand new sixpack
>>29746631
>and rhyme
eh
>you give your money to your close friend chad
>he secretly pays you back by making you a dad
>>29746646
>>Mini golf is your idea of a date
>>After a night with chad her period's late
Damn, I wish. That would mean she'd merry me.
>Chad is eagerly waiting for his divorce
>You hit the bong with an astounding force
>Chads dick is over 8 inches
> Your mummy gives you cheek pinches
>>29746646
siick
>All i want is a honest guy she lies
>Dicks and cum all in her eyes
>Chad was scraped together after a motorcycle crash
>You laugh and light up premium quality hash
>>29746687
L I N G U I S T I C G E N I U S
>At home alone yet again tonight
>Stacy and Chad yet again fight
>You're at the dentist getting your braces fitted
>She's with Chad, getting fisted.
>Get out of my sight creep! she yells
>You sit in your room alone with your smells.
I'm still waiting for a source on the OP. Anyone?
>you think you deserve better than 3DPD
>Chad et al test her limits with GBDP
>Chad makes her feel alive
>You're home alone contemplating suicide
>The plates stink, start to pile up
>You hear they filed a prenup
>mom pops in, tells you whats for dinner
>She thinks drinking cum makes you thinner
>Chad drills her sweaty smelly roastie
>You laugh out loud and smoke the OG
>>29746244
>>29746263
>>29746285
>>29746329
>>29746350
>>29746371
>>29746537
>>29746569
>>29746584
>>29746595
>>29746614
>>29746646
>>29746687
>>29746715
>>29746737
>>29746764
>>29746797
>>29746839
I did all of these, hope you enjoyed.
I got a small twinge of pride some people liked some, even if it was a joke.
goodbye.
>Chad wakes up at 6 and goes to work
>You wake up midday and hit the bong until your lungs hurt
>in class i watch her from afar
>in her ass chad is fitting in a jar
>chad is making her loose
>around your neck you prepare the noose
>i'm here making shitty rhymes
>whilst chad's fucking her for the 50th time
>i'm quite the veritable poet
>on her knees, chad's telling her to blow it
>for her i'm picking out some flowers
>meanwhile chad is filling up her bowels
>>29746895
Do you write poetry? I sat here for five minutes and couldn't come up with shit
>The happening finally arrived
>Everything lays waste but you never felt more alive
>>29746953
>you sit online failing to be creative
>she slurps Chad's cum until he's sated
>>29746953
>you sit on 4chan, you can't even rhyme
>chad is fucking her, her pussy is prime
>The robot buddy system always works
>my robot buddy found Stacy and now his dick she jerks
>>29747084
>>29747024
>you think your fancy rhymes will get you laid
>well. your outta luck
>in her eyes you'll always be a downgrade
>forever a beta cuck
>>29747084
>You shitpost on 4chan, trying to mock
>She sits on Chad, riding his cock
>>29747084
>her pussy is flappy, brown and rank
>you log on darknet and buy a bag of dank
>>29746953
I write stuff but memes like this aren't exactly difficult
start with 1 sentence like
>Your at home , cant write shit
then the 2nd sentence is about chad fucking the girl, or she likes big cocks. Things you might no have like money love etc and making it rhyme with the last word. If possible make the two sentences similar in size.
>Your at home, cant write shit
>She smokes cock, takes a hit
>You pay for an all inclusive for her to visit Palermo
>She makes chad cum a violent semen Inferno
>Her pussy is his property
>Hemorrhoids, cant sit properly
>went to pick up my washed laundry from my ex (I left her after 5 years lol)
>she washed it yesterday after cooking me dinner after work
>she gave me head and I came home
Why can't I just die in my sleep?
>>29746553
>>29746595
the closest thing to true poetry in this thread. gj
Made a haiku
>As you're shitposting
>She eats cummy yummy yum
>You are a sad man
>you keep thinking she's the one
>every day, Rex Thunderknot gives her the bone
>>29746846
undergaited
>>29746378
>It's supposed to rhyme you stupid fucks
>you try to be witty and funny
>chad fucks hookers for free
this nigga
>>29747710
not him, but
fu-nny - free
stupid robot won't let non-ascii characters
http://pastebin.com/raw/W1Z9NXbn
>>29746008
>>i pushed her down the elevator shaft
>He pushed her down his shaft
>>29747491
>Cummy yummy yum
>>29745982
>you're home alone watching king of the hill
>she goes to Chad's house for netflix and "chill"
>"you're so funny anon, i could text you all day,"
>"but it's late and I'm going to bed" she'll then say
>you know the score, though, and you sigh with dismay,
>for in truth, Chad just texted her for a quick lay
these are fun to think up.
>>29748002
>you can't believe what she said, you stand there agog
>"Chad once convinced me to suck off a dog."
>you don't measure up, but you know this of course
>how could you please her, when Chad's hung like a horse?
>>29746895
This is great, instead of quoting all of these individually I can just give you a reply to this one post.
These were all great anon, I laffed
>>29748146
>You go to the mall alone
>She's spit-roasted by Jamal and Tyrone
>You dream of one day holding hands
>She slurps the cum from off Chad's glans
>You think she's got style and class
>but at night she eats Chad's ass
Daily reminder: at night she eats Chad's ass
>you sit on 4chan, alone in your room
>while Chad pushes deep and fills up her womb
>you remember she said that you're her best friend
>Chad rams her cervix with his cock head
>>29746257
Kekkity
original
>>29745982
Do people really just spray it on their carpets like that?
>>29748419
>>You dream of one day holding hands
I've never hold hands with a woman.
>>29748419
>You enjoy chinese cartoons
>Chad enjoys destroying poon
>You thought she was innocent
>but Chad makes sure her knees are bent
>You obsessed over your one-itis
>until Chad gave her hepatitis
>"I'm smart and funny, my job pays well"
>"but no girls like me, what the hell?"
>you cry that Chad has all the luck,
>that he's the guy girls like to fuck.
>The truth is simpler, you poor shmuck:
>that you're just an autistic cuck
>>29745982
that video is hot as hell
>>29748657
Gawdaymn
