What is your father like, Anon?
>>29744758
Violent, insecure and frustrated with everything. Also my parents got divorced and I live with my mom so he tries buying my love, which is sort of insulting since I've always liked him despite all the shit he pulls. But hey, free shit, I guess.
>>29744758
He's okay.
>>29744758
Had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday
>>29744758
Don't have one
original no steal
he doesn't really reply to my texts ever so
>>29744758
My dad died earlier this year. He was a jerk who killed himself by abusing alcohol because he couldn't face the world.
If that's your dad he's right. Whoever writes stuff like that deserves to get BTFO.
>>29744758
>>29744816
>>29744842
>>29745415
>>29746463
>All these betacucks being brainwashed by feminized media on what a dad should be like
I lately found out he is gay. (Or maybe bisexual). He has no idea, and I love him so much that I'd rather keep it that way. I wish I never found out, I will never see him normally again.
>a bloo bloo bloo my daddy didn't love me
>front page of imgur
kys
My real dad left when i was 3 and my stepdad is literally a useless retard
It fucked me up for a while, how hard my parents failed me, but i got over it, taught myself how to be a decenr peraon and am happy now
>>29744758
>/r9k/ in 15 years when(if) they have a kid and start drinking
That guy sounds like my dad, except my dad isn't quite such an extreme asshole.
He's a good provider. I hate his wife and I find him unpleasant so I treat him like shit.
He seems to like being treated like shit, though. I wonder what happened in his life that made him that way.
>>29746621
>so I treat him like shit.
Have you thought about NOT being like that?
>>29744758
If you aren't a 13 year old girl he has every right to be irritated by you.
No idea, i never met him.
Most likely a skeleton by now, died when I was young.
>>29746525
>unfunny file name
>edgy tryhard comment
Verdict: MF
Haven't talked to mine in 6 months or so
>>29746675
He's pretty invasive. I treat him like shit for my privacy's sake.
Telling him pacifically to stop pestering me doesn't work. Tried it for years. Besides, I'm a dick naturally so it fits me better.
I also treat my mother like shit and she's always calling me and telling me shit I don't care about. Unconditional love is one hell of a thing.
he's dead af
>>29744758
Temperamental nigger. He has a phd but that doesn't mean shit. His 3rd world brain holds him back from being a decent person.
He's a beta loser who never thaught me anything useful nor had time to raise me properly because he was busy with work, always.
He and my mom were their first love and decided to get married and have kids at 22, despite having no education, no money and no prospects, thus effectively sentencing me and my brother to a youth of poorfagdom
He tried to run company 10 times but always got fucked over by other people because he can't be an asshole
He spent all his life making money for someone else, while in return having no money for anything, no time for his family. A slave basically
I don't respect him
>>29746972
>pacifically
Not sure about the validity of this one.
>>29744758
He's died when I was 21
who else /deadparents/ here?
>>29744758
He's been pretty dead lately.
>>29747037
Peacefully*
I sometimes fuck my English up.
>>29744758
I feel like a thread about mothers would probably be better. Seeing as most people here are fucked up there's a pretty high chance of our fathers being dead or gone.
If you have a father, you're pretty much a normie.
A strict and heavy handed man I don't exactly blame him dude slaves away most of his life while mom isn't exactly the most pleasant person to be around
Dead all my life, tv is my dad.
He's loud, aggressiv and a racist but somehow good hearted. maybe he's just too much manipulated by his new wife (my stepmother).
Am I the only one ITT that has a loving, caring father which his death will hurt like hell?
The internet is my father
I never met my dad. He left my mum before I was born and died back in 2010.
>>29744758
>Illiterate
>Does nothing all day but watch tv
>Has leeched on benifits since before I was born
>Never ever tried to pass on any knowledge or skills he posesses
>Only time he acknowledged my existance was to make me get something for him
>Only thing he contributed to rearing me was punishment
>Short temper, angry drunk, used to do heroin until I was 3
We only talk rarely now but he doesn't know I hope he dies every time I see him, as soon as I move out I'll never say another word to him.
>>29744758
I never text my dad, I just talk to him.
Currently getting a motorcycle license so we can ride together instead of me being a pillion.
I love my father but he emotionally ruined me as a child. He is a good provider but he would always call me stupid and a crybaby. That's my lasting memory of him, despite how much he must have tried to improve.
>>29747337
Yes. Dying was the only good thing my father did for my family.
>>29747237
You can have a biological male parent and not have a father. Someone that cares for your future and has tried or tries to teach you how to deal with the world.
My dad watched tv, yelled, and spanked us. The guy couldn't be bothered to teach us anything. He had this idea that he was a failure of a parent and therefore all attempts to be a parent would fail. So he wouldn't try.
I would have been better off aborted.
my dad called me just now
hes a pretty good guy.
>>29747454
>You can have a biological male parent and not have a father
>Just because my father beat me he's not my father ;_;
Normie logic
He used to hit and scream at me daily when I was a kid. I was in constant fear of him and his bipolar like behaviour. If i fucked up or made a mistake hed smack me hard af. Probably fucked me up for life. My self esteem is below 0 and I'm terrified of making mistakes. Even trying is hard for me.
It's weird because I'm planning on moving out after university but he seems to have become a changed person. Still yells sometimes but hasn't hit me for years. Should I forgive him? My brother basically told my dad to go fuck himself so maybe he's just pulling an act to keep me in his favour?
He's funny sometimes. He's been real depressed since nan died though, as a matter of fact so have I.
>>29747337
No, I have one too. Feels pretty bad to know that I had a good chance at succeeding and fucked it up. I can't stick the blame on anyone but myself.
Thankfully lying some feet below the ground in a grave.
>>29746929
hey laoche maybe if you werent such an acoustic piece of shit your father wouldnt resent you so much
what gives, is right you dumb fuck?
I just realized much of /r9k/ where raised by single mothers and fathers paying child support.
>>29747130
You better use your mother as a father figure and starting dating guys. Otherwise you'll be paying child support like your dad did.
>buy new bags for the vacuum cleaner
>2 weeks no communication
>happy birthday anon
>thanks
>another 3 weeks without hearing from him
>is the toilet fixed?
>yes
>okay
>another 2 weeks without seeing him/hearing from him
>here's 10 bucks
>thanks dad
>>29747741
I always figured that meant the father was Chad and able to have illegitimate children. I figuree that i was beta becausw my dad was a provider
>>29744758
Tbf that fucking kid sounds like a fucking faggot. Ask for a fucking puppy as a gift you can both enjoy and now lawns to pay for it if he's having money troubles.
Seriously? Fucking likes? What a faggot
Haven't seen him my whole life and have only spoken to him a few times over the phone
, mum went over to visit our home land and now they're phoning me telling me to talk to immigration about how I should tell him to come over on some sob story bullshit
Tbh fuck him, I've done alright without him so far I don't need him anymore
>>29746510
You need help. And your father deserves better.
>>29748042
Why would I need help?
>>29748042
gaybot triggered
>>29747488
Autism logic: the post. What is figurative language?
>>29747337
Checking in. My dad is a great guy.
>>29748170
>What is figurative language?
I know you were being figurative.
>>29744758
Dead.
He was a pretty cool guy though, I miss him.
My dad speaks in riddles like a wizard and never has a straight answer. He also does weird things like this.
Honestly? Pretty devilish. Not devilishly handsome, but a real wise-guy. Loves to act like a goof ball. He'll call me on the phone and ask "Hello, is this my son?" And when I reply yes he'll say "I almost forgot youre still around."
Once he gave my mom a book titled "On Ugliness" by Umberto Eco for Valentine's day.
>>29744758
I remember when I was little he would take me to the high school across our house and we would play soccer, tennis and baseball. He's the greatest dad, also he would kick your dad's ass.
>>29748302
Oh shit the Orpheum in Phoenix?
He took me out on nature walks, played ball with me, and was the "good" parent. Very kind and gentle, though occasionally assertive when needed like when siblings fought. Good sense of humor, not a drunk, a family man.
Fat manlet chad who banged tons of girls before he met my qt pure virgin autistic ginger mom.
My mom cheated on him when i was 5 or 6, though she says the relationship was "already over". He went a little crazy after that, showing up on our lawn late at night drunk and yelling.
He did stuff with me every weekend until i was 10, my other siblings didnt like him because he "left". He dissapeared after 10 though. I got a good "step-dad" after that with similar qualities, who my mother also left, and i hold no resentment for my father.
He was an orphan who went chadmode because, as i remember, he just had that "cool" to him, know what i mean? Still does.
I rarely see him, he's now a wagecuck, a broken man with weight, diet, and water retention issues with a hopelessly broken relationship with his kids. Fucking women.
>>29748369
Yes
The dude is too popular to have good shows now though. The last one I saw middle aged drunk women all shrieked the lyrics and ruined the show.
>>29748302
Do you have money anon? Maybe he doesn't want to pay. Is that something you have a common interest in or is he just being a cool guy and letting you know?
extremely hard working. sparked my interest in cars, trucks specifically. real as fuck, always listens to what im saying, has a short temper a lot of the times but only loses it to dumb shit. would never enjoy my life as much as I did without pops.
Drug dealer, emotional cripple, immature. In all fairness, he was highly intelligent until he started doing meth. He could have been a millionaire if not for all his emotional deficiencies. The guy could talk to anyone for a minute and tell you their life story with accuracy.
>>29748237
Same. Dad died of a brain tumor when I was seven.
>>29748302
lol why even tell you about it then
>>29748493
He likes them, he just does weird things like that. He probably would have said "yeah, that's why I texted you" if I had replied two hours earlier but then his favorite member of Big Brother got voted off at 6 or maybe the Broncos lost or something. His personality completely fluctuates with his mood.
>>29747741
You're just now figuring this out?
Single mothers fuck kids up
My dad probably browses here desu
An authoritarian Bishop
I wish I had a bro dad, but I don't even know my dad's name.
>>29748735
>tfw you'll someday be a "cool dad" that browses 4chan and you can share the sense of humor with your 4chan browsing son
>>29748774
>implying you'll ever get to mate
>>29748774
We chat about game of thrones and videogames and stuff too.
He's the best, I love my dad.
>>29748774
He pretends not to know a lot about the internet but we catch him sometimes.
My little sister found this /pol/ tier comic on his computer in Photoshop
>>29744758
separated from reality and living his own
>>29748807
>>29748902
goddamn seems like a pretty comfy family desu
>>29744758
When my dad saw me browsing 4chan he asked " isn't that the site with the child porn?"
The last time he heard of 4chan must be quite a while ago, 4chan doesn't have that kind of reputation anymore
My dad has always been loving and always understood me no matter what kind of shit I did. He's a big fan of The Beatles and listens to a lot of classical music. I became a Beatles fan eventually too and I show him the music I listen to sometimes, we kind of share taste now. He also teaches philosophy and we have similar sense of humour. I seriously wouldn't have wanted any other dad, he's not perfect but I don't think anyone else will love me as much as him.
My dad was an asshole who likely contributed to drug addiction and disaster.
But now that I don't live with him and hide my addiction well (also quit doing everything except kratom) he's been much nicer
He bought me an occulus recently, which is pretty neat.
Although it'd be nice to not have his genetic emotional instability that plagues his side of the family, but I suppose that's what drugs are for.
>>29744758
My dad is typical provider. He puts providing over his interests. He used to be DJ at college, so he's kind of cyborg - no friends but good at interacting with people. He has obsession over planes, guns and WWII. If he'd know English as good as me, he would regular /o/ and /k/ poster.
He's a good guy. He's quiet, and loves to take things apart and fix them. Computers, cars, everything. He always wanted to be an architect, and has played Dwarf Fortress religiously since he found out about it. Watches a lot of anime, too. I wish I hadn't been such a disappointment to him.
>>29744816
literally word for word me except he doesn't care enough about me to try and buy my love.
My dad used to be awesome, every Friday he'd take me out to the arcade or to get something to eat. I loved it. But when my sister was born he started getting more caught up with her I guess, we stopped going out, he'd yell at me more and he started hitting me. Pretty soon my dad became a warden, I had to walk on eggshells around him and I avoided him most of the time. I never understood why he was always so unimpressed by me. I was great at school, I didn't suck at sports or anything but it seemed like everything I did was never enough like I was just a burden. He yells at other people through me like I'm his punching bag or something, this is his coping method and because of this he and my mom don't even sleep in the same bed bc they don't talk about their problems. I'm pretty sure they'll divorce after I finish college idk. My dad and I talk for minutes a week now, when ever he does talk to me it's often to yell at me or tell me about something I should be doing. This attitude makes me want to avoid him even more- I think he notices it bc he yells at me about not talking to him, as if it's not like every time I do he ends the conversation as quick as possible. I wish he'd show me was proud of me or something or wanted to do something with me I dunno. I kinda wish I had the opportunity to beat the shit out of him too though.
>>29746972
Fuck you man
Criginal Oomemtu
A dangerous paranoid psychopath who tried to raise older my sister and I like weapons. We had all these crazy "emergency drills," I knew how to shoot by age 7, and he made us both spend up to 5hrs/day practising MMA, starting almost as far back as I can remember. We still have no idea what he was so paranoid about.
He's an asshole who says I don't respect him. He doesn't even treat me like an adult.
>>29748302
Yeah I know how you feel, he will word things so poorly and then get pissed off if you misinterpret it.
He's an old punk in his 60s who gets me weed. He's a good guy. Loves his kids and grandkids. Will buy you a pint if you're skint and is an all round good egg.
>>29747554
He probably hates children or something.
He's a pretty good dad, did all the dad stuff, I feel bad because he tried his best to make me more outdoorsy but I just wanted to do Star Wars stuff and play video games, I hope me recently becoming fitter has made him less rueful about that, if he is at all. He's proud of my academic achievements and encourages me to go further.
He recently had a heart attack and has made me think more about his potential death, luckily the condition isn't serious so he should be alive for a while longer
My dads pretty based, he's old fashioned so he doesn't understand why I spend a lot of my time on the computer. He does a lot for me, so I'm grateful for that. We recently got a dog and he was adamant on not wanting one but he loves her and it's quite amusing to watch.
>CFO at a large firm, pulls 600k a year
>I study finance but he never talks to me about anything
>He sees me as a failure but will never outright say it
>all I want to do is make him proud, he has invested so much in me
>all those extra chances I had over my peers and I'm still a failure
>The only moment that he was proud of me was when the psychologist told him I had an iq of 139. They thought I was retarded before that.
I'm so sorry dad
>>29748793
Fuck off cunt
Only the bottom 0.001% of losers don't get to pass on their genes
Most people will end up finding someone to have kids with eventually
It's an r9k meme to believe that you'll be a virgin at 50 or some shit
But sure, that does shit happen sometimes, not denying that
never met him lol
>>29747130
what's going on in that image
original
>>29747758
lmao cucks always blaming their completely failed existence on someone else
>tfw single mom and full ride to Yale
>tfw you come on this board and laugh at all the virgin losers
My Dad is a pretty cool guy.
I mean, as a kid we didn't get along too great.
But when we both became adults, we've warmed to each other quite a lot.
I think we've both learned to appreciate were good at different stuff. My dad is the handyman. He fixes stuff, he builds things, he works on cars.
Me? I'm the researcher, information gatherer, idea maker, getting things on the cheap, hacking software and hardware and shit.
I solve problems in different ways to how he does. Sometimes his ways are better, sometimes my ways are better.
When we work as a team we usually get shit sorted.
Personality wise we aren't too different. We're both left handed. Kind of loners. Don't really smalltalk much. Both pretty stubborn and can get wound up pretty easily. (Though out of my family I'm probably the most cool headed since I work hard to maintain a laid-back persona)
He's always wanted us to do well and be happy. And I respect him for that and try as hard as I can to make him proud.
He's a scary rageholic and deeply autistic, but he works really hard and cares a lot about us.
Dad's much better with animals than he is with humans, he's currently taking care of a colony of feral kitties.
>>29748902
>/pol/'s kids end up on /r9k/
>>29751316
>tfw you come on this board to lie to your fellow virgin losers
