tell me about times you btfo a roastie
ill start
>tell them i love them
>use them for sex
>they tell me they love me
>tell them i just want fwb
>get gf
>don't actually like her like her friend with same name
your turn
>drinking in a bar with my brother because I have no friends
>pretty cute drink chick approaches
>claims to know me from somewhere
>tell her she is mistaken
>she brushes this aside and starts bragging about her body ("look how flat my tummy is!")
>I hate attention whores
>I reply "neat"
>she asks me to guess how many kids she has
>I say "you wouldn't have mentioned it unless it was high... so 3?"
>I was right
>I say "gross" loud enough for other people to hear me
>She gets close to me
>says "bet you don't see too many pretty white girls here, huh?"
>I reply "there are pretty white girls here"
>she calls me an asshole and leaves
>next time I see her she is crying and her friends are telling her to go home
>>29743670
noice one
you btfo that single mother roastie
i love how roasties try to get together in a pack to shame you because they are btfo so hard and they think being in a group will make them btfo less
>>29743670
You're a retard who lost his grip on reality, this story doesn't make any sense in any world.
>>29743744
you sound like a butthurt roastie
havent you got jamals kids to attend to?
>get gf
>doesn't put out
>dump her
>tell people it's because we were incompatible
>>29743760
I'm a guy but you're trying too hard dude
>i love how roasties try to get together in a pack to shame you because they are btfo so hard and they think being in a group will make them btfo less
You seem like you found about 4chan from your autistic cousin and now you think you're a meme master or some shit.
>get gf
>get drunk to talk to her because too shy
>dump her because socially inept
>pretend it was because i didnt like her
ROASTIE
B
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F
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>>29743670
>Preggo'd Staceys on the prowl.
Honestly, I have zero interest in a vajihn reamed and ripped up by an infant's carcass.
MILFs can either get a cesarian, or abandon all hope of ever firing my DNA rifle.
>>29743799
fuck you faggot kill yourself you fucking loser
>>29743837
Epic pepe robot family
>>29743852
this thread is stories about btfoing roasties contribute or fuck off
>>29743837
haha nice xd definitely not trying too hard or anything xdddd
>>29743670
>make bad decisions, expect forgiveness
PUSSY PASS STATUS: REVOKED
I was buying flowers on valentine's day because my dad had work and couldn't buy them himself, so I was getting them for him. Old lady at the checkout smiled and gave the cashier her rewards card so I could use it to save like 80 cents on the flowers. She thought I was a thoughtful boyfriend, experiencing young love.
Does that story count.
>>29743913
Yeah
It passes
