Most autistic thing you've ever done?
>be me 13-14 year old beta faggot
>at some weekend camp with class
>some big-ass cabin in the forest
>its night, some of the popular guys have brought a cdplayer with this tiny speaker. (it was before smartphones and all that shit)
>it doesn't work
>they come to me
>"hey anon, if you can fix this we'll invite you to a game later"
>me having no friends i light up and agree
>fix it within 2 minutes, can't even remember what was wrong with it
>go to the kitchen and play on my gameboy
>it gets late, walk by popular guys room
>can hear laughing and music
>carefully knock the door
>they open the door
>"hey anon *chuckle*, what do you want?"
>me being autistic as fuck
>"h..hey. i-i-i thought i cou-could join you.. you--you know because i fixed the cdplayer"
>they chuckle for a bit
>"sure anon, why dont you sit over there"
>3-4 grills and 5-6 guys are there
(1/2)
>they're playing cards
>one of the guys suggest they play strip poker
>all the girls look at me
>can hear whispering and see them all exchanging looks
>the guy who owns the cdplayer says
"come on girls", he fixed our cd-player, remember?
>they nod and giggle a bit
>cards are being dealt
>i never played poker, have no idea what it's about
>apparently one of the girl loses and has to drop her tshirt
>can hear one of the guys laughing and saying "remember it's 10 seconds"
>they all laugh
>she starts taking her tshirt off
>basically no boobs, but shes still wearing a bra
>i start counting, out loud, like an autistic faggot
>"ONE... TWO.. .THREE"
>they all stop laughing and clearly uncomfortable
>i'm having the time of my life staring at this
>have no idea how awkward i am
>after some time she puts her tshirt back on
>i say rather loudly, "Hey, that was only 7 seconds, no cheating!"
>she looks at the guys
>the guy with the cd-player comes over to me and says i should probably head to my own room.
>i nod a few times, "oh, is the game over?"
> "ye... yeah anon, the game is over.. you won, cool right?"
>go to bed, can hear laughing and them having fun through the entire night.
i wonder how it feels to have any friends
noone else wanna tell their story?
fucking normies
im the aussie from /pol/ who said he likes reading stories like this. ive been scouring for some stories but couldnt find any. got anymore autistic stories m8?
>>29742169
implying my whole life isnt autistic as fuck
