>Hey, you must be Anon from that online dating site, right?
>Sorry I didn't tell you about the wheelchair, I thought it might have scared you away.
>Anyway, where do you want to go?
>>29741843
Somewhere with stairs.
She's still way out of my league.
Somewhere accessible but I'd like to tell you that I prefer honesty in people and you're losing good girl points in my book for this.
Go Karting? No wait, Rock Climbing, uhhh... Shit... Ice Skating?
that's a guy
it really is, look
>her date is also in a wheelchair
>she scoffs and rolls away because disabled men are useless to society
>>29741936
This is more accurate than most people realize
>>29741936
dude, you deserved quints for that answer.
still laughing, tho
>>29741843
The local skatepark
>>29741999
thanks Australin Satan
>>29742044
Actual me is an Europein Angel
>>29741843
>>Anyway, where do you want to go?
Is she offering a ride or something?
>>29741843
That kinda looks like a dude.
If not,
then I will cook you dinner at my place then when can go for an evening stroll.
I could even push you if your Arms get tired.
No,
I don't mind someone disabled, but you just straight up admitted you lied to me
So fuck off
>>29742147
She didn't lie tho, she just didn't let you know
>>29741843
Behind those bushes?
>>29741843
>Cripple
>high heels
Fucking why?
>saying no to someone that cute and dolled up even if they are in a wheelchair
id would just be down right cruel to reject her and what do i have to lose by going on one date with her?
she can still use her hands and mouth, so she can still play with my balls later, i don't ask for much.
>>29741843
Do wheelies have nice feet from all the atrophy? I'd expect they'd be nicer than able bodied roastie feet
>>29742147
>Sorry, Anon, I just didn't let you know that we were going to have sex
That's literally rape.
Triggerd
I dated a girl in a wheelchair and it was fucking horrible. She was cute but insane.
>>29743641
How's sex? I always wondered.
>>29741843
>Sorry I didn't tell you about the wheelchair
literally has never happened.
>>29741843
well this ruins the plan for the hiking trip
>>29743709
>SEX DUDE LMAO FUCK BITCHES YEAH
Not everything is about sex you fucking prick. I imagine sex with a disabled woman is the fucking same except she doesnt feel it in her ass.
>you can fuck her asshole and she can't tell the difference
>>29744169
Either virgin or just have shitty sex
>>29744169
you can only imagine sex because you're a moody loser, grow a spine
>>29741843
That's cool I didn't tell you that I was an autistic beta piece of shit with crippling low self esteem and an under average dick because I thought it might scare you away
We could go to my crib; Staircase Heaven
>>29744169
Wow beta cuck confirmed... everything is about sex women are practically useless for anything else
>>29744254
thisus maximus
>>29741843
im gonna take you home and fuck you so hard you're gonna feel it even though you can't feel anything from the waist down due to spinal damage
then my virginity would be gone
>>29741843
>Anyway, where do you want to go?
>where to go?
>go
:^)
>>29744303
>yfw she leaves imediatly after you admit that
>yfw even crippled fucks don't want to have anything to do with you
>>29744406
ikdf all too well m8 i got rejected by a girl with assburgers
>met this girl online 8/10
>she's super cute, kind and caring, even if i'm the NEETest and ugliest fuck.
>We chat for quite a long time, we seem to get along well.
>I get totally lost for her. She's just perfect.
>one day I decide to confess my feeling, and ask her a date.
>"I... I don't know anon, I'm not the best date material..."
>I ask why, Feeling a part of my soul die already
>"I'm deaf anon... If we date, I wouldn't be able to understeand you... and It would be akward don't you think?"
>She never mentioned her disability before. I didn't knew that.
>"O...okay... Yeah. Don't worry, I don't want to make you feel akward"
Thinking about it I could have done so many things to go on that date anyway, but I couln't think straight at the moment.
>>29744620
This is probably made up and it made me feel sad. Poor girl eh, probably misses a lot of opportunities
>>29744620
Why wouldn't you date a deaf girl?
>>29744913
I probably would. She didn't wanted to, I don't really know if that was an excuse because she didn't wanted to date me for other reasons. ( I honestly don't think so)
I fucked up and gave up too quickly, yes, but we didn't really talked about that after.
>>29744764
Dunno how to prove the legitness (without doing Creepy stuff like posting pics of her. That's always a bad idea),
but don't worry about her, she's fine. We're still friends.
>>29744620
you can still do it anon, I believe in you. You just gotta take it slow. above all, you gotta be patient.
>>29741843
Triathlon, mate. Get lost, yeah?
>>29741843
> 2016.
> not outsourcing this online dating bullshit to professionals
It's like you plebs don't even try
>>29741843
let's take a walk through the park
