so robots, where are you?
fuck didnt expect it to be so low
>>29741755
Op here, thought id share mine. t-theres still hope...right?
So if I had only 1 gf in my entire life, which was 5 years ago. does that count?
>>29741942
Wizards/robots dont have gf's anon, im sorry
>>29741755
Score: 20
Wizard Apprentice
>>29741903
49, that one kiss saved me... holy shit
could be worse, at least im not a manlet
>>29741755
30
Lost soul. Should I be happy?
I'm 100+ wtf
>>29742089
Rape doesn't count. Does it?
Score: 13
>>29741755
my score: 112 (could have been 132 if I wasn't virgin).
why am I here? because at 48 I'm a single NEET living with parents.
>>29742190
Post pics of face. For science.
73 so i guess i am the normalfag.Do prostitutes count for the sex thing?If not i m 53 then
Pretty funny how accurate this is. When I took this test a while ago I scored Wizard Apprentice and still had hope. Now, having thrown out my desires for friendships/relationships and other things, I scored Wizard.
>>29741755
>tfw 72
73, normalfags ftw
>>29741755
scored 96 on this robot test, fairly happy with myself
that 'have had a gf/bf' one really bumped me up
>>29741755
Does oral sex count as sex?
>>29742464
yes of course it counts as sex you fucking mong
100+
here for porn
>>29742404
Sex saved me.
103
Original, commentu.
4th time comment not original.
>>29741755
52, a cyborg. Not good, but not as bad as I expected.
19, I didn't choose the wizard life, the wizard life chose me.
>>29742553
Honestly how
request to see the test
58, tfw in physical health I scored perfectly but still virgin/no gf
Wound up getting an 150
>40
o-okay, also not sure if mild skin condition counts as chronic disease/ilness but if it doesn't then 42 for me
100+ though I consider myself a cyborg
This was fun nonetheless
>>29741755
100+ points.
>spend 12+ hours daily in front of computer
>0 friends (and want it that way)
>frequently thinking about killing myself
Nice "test" though
149
this is what happens when you leave 4 chan for a few years
>>29742575
here you gobloxxoxooxx
>>29742659
I haven't had one but the relationships stuff gives way too many points. Just 60 points already just for doing regular relationship stuff, no matter at what point in your life it was. Whoever made this chart is a fucking idiot.
>>29741755
I had a girlfriend in middle school and I don't live with my parents, which apparently makes me a normalfag.
Everyone at my work thinks I'm a serial killer.
Again skewed in favor of sucessful
>>29742701
>is a fucking idiot
*is mentally unstable neet with too much time on his hands
>Being a girl not automatically adding 50
>>29741755
really makes you drink huh?
49 points. Huh,guess i should be happy that a girl kissed me when i was 5
and video games count as a hobby,damn it
scored 93 on my test
VERY pleased
I didn't bother counting desu. I still come here for my extreme hatred of vapid cunts and the weird shit I enjoy doing in private.
Putting up a facade for a lot of shit and forcing myself for some of it, but life's bretty good overall. You guys can enjoy it, too.
all of these sound like things i don't care about
the only thing i care about is music
>132
serious how do you get below 60
>>29741955
What if that breakup caused me to spiral into self destruction and turned me into a robot?
What does it mean to be popular? Noone dislikes me, and most people would spend time with me if i initiated something, but i'm not that socially active because i'm kinda like a fly on the wall, i don't stand out.
>>29742312
u are a girl and had sex w/ a prozzy?
>>29743442
>girl
what?i m not.The red circles are the things i have never done,only the green ones count.
>>29741755
17
60+ normies have no place here.
>>29741755
"successful" brah.....i make 2 dollars above min wage
49 without bonus, 55 with.
I had an online relationship that lasted for two or three months, and that increased my score by a lot, despite the fact that we never met up irl.
Also, I'm a tranny, but I didn't count the girl one, because I'm still in the closet for the most part.
so I'm a real worthless piece of shit, what a surprise
I think I fucked up around the time of conception
I got 57, must I leave this board before all hope is lost?
>>29741755
61 so on the fringe of being a robot or slightly strange.
89 in total, but i'm still a virgin and i literally couldn't pick anything positive for mental health except for not enjoying fucked up stuff
failed a fucking writing course of all things, and presently i'm sailing in the middle of the ocean without a fucking wind to ride on.
nothing even feels real anymore, like my consciousness is seperating from my body
i just want to stop
> 50
Didn't think it would be that bad desu
>>29741755
>score: 6
>6'1
>22 years old
>white
YABBADABBADOO
>score: 111
what the fuck, did I do the test wrong?
I tried adding it up again and still got 100+. And this is coming from a guy who only masturbates to 2D feral. So how can I be a normie?? Flawed test mate.
>>29741755
>all these people with scores over 17
Lmfao, underage normofogs
>>29741755
lel, transitioning (mtf) made me a normie
I'm a girl and I scored 48 even through the +6 bonus round.
Can I reeeeeee you normos out of here now?
>scored 67
>almost all points in "phyical health" category and most points in "achievements" plus a few bonus points
>..only some points in "mental health"
>...
>0 (in words: zero) points in "relationships"
I am definiately not "slightly strange".
I'm just a physical healthy person with more than moderate mental health problems, who has almost zero relationships to people, but is functioning "achievements-wise".
Wait, now I am confused..
far better than i thought
>>29747378
nope, you're exactly right. you're a normal person, who failed at launching socially. you're a [f a i l e d n o r m i e]. get out, reeeeeee and whatnot, all that stuff.
71
All the lewd stuff gives quite a few points
I am unsure if I actually had sex
I've done BDSM stuff and had oral sex, but my dick never got touched or even seen by another person
>>29747524
Well, that's just rude, Anon.
>>29747559
that's "robot" to you, fnormie. teehee!!
16. Well, looks like I'm lost for good.
>>29741755
"there's still hope"
Good enough for me
>>29747559
>>29747524
Oh, yeah? Ahaa... you... seem like you even talk to at least 1 person a day, which means... you're the fuckin' normal one here! And you're sayin' I'm the failednormie, ... while you can't even reeee properly, ha?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :.. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The points from being a female pushed me into cyborg territory. I still feel like a robo though.1
>>29747828
>female
>robot
pick 1 and 1 only succubus
People in the Robot tier are normies
I'm 130+
>>29747927
Nice way of telling us, that you had a relationship and sex, anon. Nice.
i-it's okay, it will get better... right?
>>29747982
Anon, you have more than three friends! Consider yourself lucky, okay?
I'm a Cyborg, but I'm not really surprised since I've known that for years now. The only thing that prevented me from being "Magic tier" is the fact that I held hands and kissed a girl, if not for that my score would be 35.
Also I think I'm a nice person but others don't and I don't really care about feminists or men's rights activists either, like I said, the only thing that gave my score a huge boost was the kissing and holding hands with a girl. Other then that I'd easily be "Magic tier" I personally think I'm a bit more robot than cyborg but I won't argue with it.
>>29741755
I got 83 last time I took this I think I got like 70 so moving up in life :)
>tfw u only get one in the mental health portion
is being ginger a physical abnormality?
>>29749017
forgot to add score
76 unless i fucked up counting
>>29742504
normal people don't count it as sex
"you're still a virgin"
>119
Scored high on everything par mental health.
The true robot lies in the mentality, not the material.
30... I honestly did not know it was this bad?
tfw 150 unironically :^)
>>29749231
leave, just leave...
My mental health is more than fucked but people like me for some reason even if I can't communicate like a normal human been. I guess people like submissive robots?
>>29749287
>I guess people like submissive robots?
Said the normalfag
>>29749220
reeeeerEEEeee. You forgot sex
>>29749320
Oh no, I've fucked four different girls but I've never been in a relationship and only dated one of them.
Maybe I'm a cyborg, but I don't fit in either the normal clubbing world or card game shop world anymore. You feel exiled from your own community that you spent most of your life on.
>>29749306
Don't take a test that some autist created as the real deal senpai. What most people on this board share is their social anxiety and depressed nature. Stop being an elitist faggot you stupid /pol/ak.
>>29749418
>had a gf
>thinks he's a robot
no
>stop being an elitist faggot
only when you stop being a normonever
>>29741755
117 kek
gr8 m8
>>29749461
Well I'm having an abusive on off relationship with a girl who's currently in the psych ward. I don't know if you'd consider that normal or a gf at all since she get's defensive most of the time when somebody calls me her boyfriend. Living the normalfag dream, right?
>>29741755
127 here kek
Feels good I guess. Think I'm at 109.
>>29741755
>no criminal record
Wtf having a criminal record is for normie degenerates
>>29749523
That sounds like a you problem and I have no pity.
If you don't like her, then dump her and find someone else. You've already managed to bag yourself one gf it can't be too hard to get a second.
I got 31.
Been a shut-in NEET for, uh... what is it, 2016 now? That'd be 3 years then. I really, really want to get a job, just so I can start buying weed in larger quantities than dubs, (my parents are well-off and can support me for a long time, and I have zero shame) but I'm the laziest motherfucker I know. Can't get out of my own goddamn way. Sigh.
>>29749564
Depends on the crime, honestly.
>>29741755
What the fuck how is not being addicted to drugs normie? Everyone who uses drugs is a normie faggot and you aren't going to convince me otherwise just because you're somehow a degenerate as well as a loser.
>>29749591
Where does all of this hatred come from? You really need to go to a therapist or something like that. Take your anger out on him.
>>29749616
Are you serious? Know what endorphins are, idiot?
>Physical Health
6 Points
+Have No Physical Deformalities
+Not Addicted to Drugs
+Not Addicted to Alcohol
+Normal Height
>Mental Health
2 Points
+Love Someone
>Relationships
46 Points
+Had a GF
+Held Hands
+Have Kissed
+Have One Friend
+Talk With Someone Once A Day
>Achievements
0 Points
Damn
>Bonus Round
6 Points
+No Criminal Record
+Have Gotten Text Last 2 Days
+Social Media
>Total Score
60
I am a Cyborg.
>>29743339
Then you're just a beta male, but not a robot.
>>29749627
>Where does all of this hatred come from?
Being a robot.
>You really need to go to a therapist or something like that. Take your anger out on him.
I'll be fine without, thanks for the input though.
114 desu lads
oregano
>>29741755
149
I'll show myself out
Originalia
>the amount of normies on r9k right now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29749601
boohoohoo
>>29741755
Does having a "gf" in way back elementary school before my brain went to shit count? I'm 28 if not and 48 if so.
>>29749723
because everyone wants to be special now, even if it's in a bad way, and they will take the only identity and safe place truly fucked up people have in order to feel even better about themselves
>>29741755
lol just kill me
>>29743339
Oh well in that case you're a pussy with nerves of silk, not a robot
That kid kicked sand in cool cats face
>>29749780
Go troll with your age group.
>>29749790
Oh, great, I forgot the fuckin pic, bloody hell!
>>29749639
Dude do you have any idea what you're talking about or has the degeneracy fried your brain so much you don't know what words mean?
>>29749601
Oh boohoo mommy and daddy won't fund my degeneracy any more, give me attention
>>29747828
You're not a robot and I don't care how special you want to be.
I took this test a few years ago and got a 60 something. Just took it again and I got 100+.
There's still hope bros.
>>29749905
>implying you weren't already a normie at 60
Literally 160, is this easy mode? Being a normie on the streets and a weebie in the sheets is NOT hard.
>>29741755
>This chart says I'm a pure normalfag.
>I've been a shut-in for 9 years and leave the house once a year.
>I'm diagnosed autist
>but keep my room clean and don't hate my parents.
>have attractive face and have had sex.
Which is like 9999999999999 points.
Tbhq i'm more robot than any of you ronery faggots who do the university experience and have a facebook etc and thirst over vagina to the point it consumes your very being.
Who edited this shit version so that sex and gf give so many points? I'm at 122 without the bonus round, 130 with, normally I barely made the +100 chad mark (and it was still shit because I'm not chad at all)
91 just cause had a gf who had sex with me once. Been a robot, got really lucky once, and nothing changed. Guess if you guys thing i'm a normie cause some sad girl desperate for orbiters I got lucky with, not proud of it either
>>29741755
>26
I am kinda fine with this
>>29749856
The fuck are you talking about? How isn't this self-explanatory?
>robot is unhappy 99.9% of his life
>gets their wisdom teeth out (vicodin) or goes through their parent's shit out of boredom one day (i'm insinuating alcohol)
>they make the robot feel good, happy, above their mental/emotional bullshit
>they want to always feel okay/good so they continue to use said drugs, eventually sending them down an addiction with tunnel vision so they feel that drugs are all that can make them feel good, let alone "okay."
Get it?
>>29749874
Eh, could be worse, I could be fat, or black.
>>29741755
I wish I was someone else
>>29741755
>have gotten a text in the last two days +2
What if I've only gotten two texts in the last week, and they were from my brother and my sister wishing me a happy birthday?
Also, being a girl should count for at least 30 points. There are no women below robot tier.
>>29749939
eggman got hot. I hope he is doing well these days. and yeah the values were stupid
had a gf should be +70
103
Im going to make it
this comment is 48593% original
>>29741755
58
Robot tier (cyborg)
but will get more 6 poits in one month
and then I will be 64
>>29741755
Cyborg here. 56.
It's not going to get better, is it...
i want to kill myself everyday
>>29750003
If you're such a degenerate that you're willing to do drugs for a quick buzz, you're a normie.
If you have such low self control that you become addicted, you're a normie.
Get it?
>>29750843
Then drink bleach already
Don't actually do it though, I'll get arrested or some shit.
>People complain about getting a normalfag score
The fuck?
>>29751284
It's mostly people who are actual robots who aren't normies getting a score they don't identify with since most people take this test as the truth and get shamed afterwards from people who are almost just like them.
>>29751284
>Mental disorder
>Still able to get chicks
>"Wahh I'm a robot just like you"
i kissed a drunken practically anonymous girl at a club about 4 and a half years ago
i dont remember how she looked and i didnt even know her name or spoke one word to her
is that really worth 15 points ?
>>29751000
if you call people degenerates, you're a /pol/normie
29
The score has improved a bit, it was once at 14 bottom as far as I can remember.
>>29741755
keklioni keklioni give me originoli
>>29741755
I am an automaton of feels
I'm just so lonely
>>29751449
Yes
oregano
original
origami
>>29741755
I like it here. r9k is for everyone.
>>29750843
How can you be so miserable when you are ONE POINT away from being normalfag tier? You're essentially a normalfag judging by your chart, normalfags shouldn't be suicidal unless your life is just absolute shit.
Man, I guess I'm a wizard at 24.
>>29752107
We're in the presence of a stacy everyone, so stacy how many nigger dicks and guys have you fucked? 20? 30?
You disgust me
>>29752188
I'm married to the only man I've ever had sex with. I'm bisexual and have had one female partner, though. You seem to be making a lot of assumptions about me.
>>29741755
19fucking girl points
>>29741755
122
Not successful at all I'm just your average wageslave. I those gf/sex etc give too many points.
>>29741755
Whelp, magic tier. Fantastic. The only reason I'm not quite a wizard is the fact that I shower regularly and have decent hygeine. I feel anxious and self conscious if I don't.
>inb4 NORMIE RI
>>29741755
lost soul
>tfw scored no points in the mental health column
>>29741755
I don't think the criminal record thing should be included at all, desu. Robots tend to stay home and you generally don't get jailed for being autistic in public.
Fail at some things, do ok in others.
>>29752693
Shit forgot to include loving my mother. Still a wizard apprentice regardless.
Stopped counting at 100+ and i was not even done...
Did not even get the 20 not virgin points, this shit is too easy.
52 - cyborg
Feels half good man
>127
>still the odd one in my social circle
>still have no one who understands why I'm so quiet
This is what happens when you follow Chad advice. Don't ever fall for it, robots.
35
i thought i'd be in the 50s or 60s but i guess i'm not as much of a normie as i think
This is kind of silly.
So many points just for having had sex or having been in a relationship is clearly slanted.
>>29741755
just about as expected
>>29741755
I'm here because I'm mentally ill and it's nice having somewhere I don't have to hide it
Precisely 50.
>>29753381
t. normie
people who have had sex and gfs can't be robots, i thought that was common knowledge
>>29753489
Same here bro, it's all good.
If it wasn't for the lack of a higher education, I'd probably have to revoke my right to post on here.
>>29742627
Manlet should really be a divide score in half after totalling. I'm 6'0 the shit short guys get is so blatant that even I notice it when I'm not even looking for it. Being short (like <5'8) negates almost every other physically attractive attribute in men.
Also, being a girl should be like +100 and being fat as a girl be divide score in half, though it's not that hard not to be fat so really the only way a woman can't be anything but a normie is to be a lazy shit that can't stop stuffing her face.
>>29753523
It's easy just to have sex though, or to find a relationship, the point system is clearly silly. Maybe it should be maintained a long-term healthy relationship for 20 points instead.
>>29753574
yeah man everyone likes me except me. makes me paranoid that they don't know who i actually am.
i go through periods of doing neurotic shit for like 4 months at a time and shutting everyone out.
>>29753621
>It's easy just to have sex though, or to find a relationship,
you son of a bitch
157 or so, didn't bother to write it down.
I'm here because this place is hilarious
5'3 manlet reporting. 121 score, not bad right?
>>29753621
you're a normie. why are you trying so desperately to deny it?
>>29753523
60 points for gf, hand holding, kissing, and sex already puts you only one point away from passing cyborg, though. There are plenty of people who had some awkward relationship in high school that definitely have grown into cyborgs. Being 30 and not having had sex in 12 years is just about as bad as being 20 and never having had sex; there is still hope at that point. If you haven't had sex in 10+ years your virginity has effectively grown back, and being old and robotic makes it super hard to get laid.
>>29753621
>It's easy just to have sex though
>>29753621
or to find a relationship
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29753621
Sex is pretty hard because you need to be attractive to the opposite sex. Or have a vagina and the ability to open your legs.
32--lost Soul I guess. Seems correct.
136. Can I still hang out here?
>>29741755
72. Right on the edge but still a robot I guess?
>>29753692
>>29753647
if you think its not, thats why you haven't.
>>29753738
KEK
you know that women have to do more than open their coochie if they wanna get anything more than the lowlifes at last call, right?
>>29753783
nani?
you have that the wrong way round
>>29741755
Nice dubs fammolammo
>>29742404
>tfw when also 72
We're so close, but still so far from enjoying life. We can even fit in with the robots.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
>>29741755
55
blah blah not original comment
>>29741755
is a 146 allowed here
>>29753836
I got 72 as well, we will make it senpai
looks like I failed life on easymode huh
>>29753872
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>29753872
fucked up
+2 points for normal attitudes on opposite genderI am a legitimate misogynist though
41 points is still pretty bad
>>29741755
do traffic violations count has not having a criminal record?
>>29741755
I got 141, ask me anything
>height is only worth 1 point
shit tier rating system desu
>>29753872
>implying
women can't fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5dIyXsIksk
fuck you guys. I try my hardest to be normal and all I can achieve is being a faggot ass cyborg
>>29753803
I think you underestimate the number of perfectly normal guys willing to fuck a girl with no strings attached, especially if she's the one doing the asking.
The problem is most women are too afraid to do the asking and take the fact that they aren't approached as often to mean it's hard to find a guy that will fuck them.
Any girl who can only get a lowlife to fuck her is probably a lowlife herself but rates herself higher than the guys in her league.
>>29753857
Maybe we will senpai, maybe we will.
We just got have gf, and something resembling physical and mental health, while balancing a social life and a job.
We're already almost there.
>>29753974
>underestimate the number of perfectly normal guys willing to fuck a girl with no strings attached, especially if she's the one doing the asking
If we're assuming a hot girl, no doubt.
What I meant more was that if a girl wants a man, as in a good BF, she actually has to prove to a certain degree that she's worth his time of day. Even if she is hot, getting someone on your team takes more than a pussy.
>>29753909
no thanks
>>29753941
I never said I was a fembot, anon. just that I failed.
I get where you're coming from and all, but I'd say dropping out of high school purely out of avoidance problems, and "moving away" but actually just hiding in my parent's basement is a pretty big failure.
plus I can't talk to people more often than once a month or else I end up deleting everything and changing my identity.
>>29741755
this test is shit
20 years old and my score is 16
Nice.
>>29754054
I was talking about sex, no strings, not relationships. Though, even relationships are easier for women, at least the ones of average or better attractiveness. And while you might thing "oh, well that goes for men as well!", yes, it does, but "average" means different things for men and women.
Men view half or a little more than half of women as "average" whereas women view almost 4/5ths of men as below average. It mostly has to do with the media and how men and women separate reality from fantasy.
A man sees a hot woman in porn or on TV and she'll kind of be a sexual fantasy for him, but he knows it's just a fantasy. He knows that a relationship with her isn't reality, that even sex with her isn't reality. He's still going to be completely open to having a relationship with an average woman and be completely loyal.
Women on the other hand see celebrities and set them as the marker for what is attainable because hypergamy and women always waiting to climb that ladder of eligibility. She now has this skewed idea of what average is. The guys on TV that are not as good looking (but still by societal standards are quite above average) as the hot guys become the average, they become the minimum she's willing to settle for. She can't separate that fantasy she sees on TV from the reality that 80% of guys are not that good looking. So she goes out into the word and all the average guys approaching her don't make the cut, she'd be selling herself short by going for these guys that are clearly well below average. Then if she does settle, she's always looking for the next rung on the ladder, ready to take a step up to a better guy when he comes along.
It's not like they can help it though, it's just biological programming that wants women to always get pregnant by the highest value male, while the programming in males is to impregnate as many women as they can, high or low value.
48, 28 without girlfriend i had when i was 13.
95 without ever having a gf
