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I got my first gf 8 months ago, moved in with her 6 weeks ago
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I got my first gf 8 months ago, moved in with her 6 weeks ago out of necessity (parents kicked me out).

My problem is that I'm sexually frustrated. I am into big girls asses, and basically want to bury my face in them all the time. The only caveat is they have to be clean -- they can't smell like shit or body odour. Also I'm not into gaping or farts or any of that weird shit.

After living with her for 6 weeks, she's only showered maybe 10 times during my stay. Basically she only showers if she's going out with her friends. And more often than not, when I try to engage in sex with her post-shower she turns me down. So if I ever want to induldge in my fetish, 90% of the time it's with a smelly ass.

I started dropping hints that she needed to shower more. She either ignored them or was oblivious to them. Finally I just told her outright "I think you should shower more" and she said in return "If you don't like it, leave." She says this knowing full well I have nowhere to go. It's fucked. What the fuck do I do.
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You are a disgusting beta pussy faggot, holy shit you fucking cuck.
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>>29740192
Should have suggested shower sex.
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>tfw no smelly gf
Ingrate.
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>Only showered 10 times in 5 weeks
>Not showering before sex

What the fuck.
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>>29740192
>putting your relationship and precarious living situation at risk over a fetish

I get that you want your girl to be less of a grimy bitch and wash her ass more often, but you've got no power in this scenario. Get your shit together so you can move out and find a new girl who will/does, or load up some porn.
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>>29740192
i imagine she and you are both disgusting people. How do you go through life and not shower AT LEAST every other day? in the summer every day.

You don't find her repulsive enough to date, let alone have sex with? You're gross too.

Kill her, and then kill yourself.
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>>29740192
>they can't smell like shit or body odour. Also I'm not into gaping or farts or any of that weird shit.

Faggot low test beta
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>>29740752
>How do you go through life and not shower AT LEAST every other day?
When you live alone there really isn't a reason to shower unless you're leaving your house. Most likely OP's gf was living alone before he moved in so she's used to not needing to shower daily.
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>tfw no stinky GF

Ungrateful OP
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