/r9k/, I need help. I met this girl on Tinder and I need advice on how to get with her. I have started having a conversation with her and will post it.
post the convo faggot, I'm autist tier and can't actually offer any advice but noone will reply unless you do
Here is the first part of tyw conversation. Any thoughts on how I could smooth the deal with this tinder chick?
emily? more like marry me
im out
>>29739581
Here's the second part of it.
>>29739585
Why would you? She's too much of a brainwashed normie to realize Hillary is 10x more racist than trump
>>29739585
>>29739599
you already lost
you are trying to have an arguement with a vagina
you are both wrong and retarded though
why are you even msging a pig?
>>29739599
It's too late you dick. Are you trying to get laid or get votes because you can't do both, or either in your case.
>>29739589
That was saved from before. Forgot to delete. Pic related is Lauren.
>>29739602
I want a redpilled gf and I thought it would be easy to sway the opinions of someone that I could date.
>>29739589
Every emily is a horrible person. Prove me wrong, you cant
>>29739625
She's more than a vagina. I want her as a gf.
>>29739629
I want her to find common political ground and expand our relationship.
>>29739637
>i like sports
doesn't reflect does it, why is this hambeast on a dating app
She doesn't actually explain how he is a racist and just types random buzzwords.
>>29739648
I'd laugh at you, but it's early and I don't want to wake my neighbors. But you need to know that you're ridiculous and you deserve to be ridiculed.
>>29739658
Eh... I don't think she's fat or ugly. I just am disliking some of the political things she is saying. She is very pretty. She's voluptuous. A 10 in my book.
>>29739553
>talking politics
>antagonizing her
You already fucked up. Why are you on Tinder to fuck sluts or to have political discourse? Who gives a fuck what these cunts think? Try being interesting and fun next time.
>>29739675
Explain? I know everyone on /r9k/ think women are dumb but this one seems to be interested in politics at the very least. You have to admit that is a start. It's a foundation.
>>29739599
Is that bitch implying that Trump is somehow more bigoted and sexist than Hillary's Saudi friends who literally stone faggots to death?
>>29739698
I'm not antagonizing her. She mentioned politics earlier and I went from there. She brought it up. It bought we could build common ground but this is looking difficult.
Oh and by the way, this was her main profile pic. You have to admit that she is hot.
>>29739704
you tard double nigger
If she was interested she would have defendable opinions. I think Hilltron should be in jail, but I can defend her opinions a thousand times better than she's doing. She's just a idiotic, underaged cunt, who you should have ignored as soon as she said that she enjoys soccer.
>>29739553
you won't win by debating her
she is a woman, she's wrong to begin with
you're just hitting your self again, anon
>>29739704
a girl with no interest in politics is better than a girl with a shitty political opinion
Fuck her then fuck right off, looks dope af but she's just so weird
>>29739745
thats not even her you complete idiot
>>29739745
>16
>"very mature for my age"
so you're getting into a political debate with a 16 year old girl?
... do you really think she's going to fuck you when this is her first interaction with you?
Jesus Christ OP you're full on retard
>>29739705
No, she hates Hillary apparently. The chance to redpilled is growing.
>>29739777
It's her profile pic from a more "flattering angle and camera" she said.
>>29739795
Oh fuck. I forgot to upload the conversation so far.
>>29739799
It's not adding anything of value you virgin cockmongler
>>29739826
No. She's starting to agree and is complementing me. It's working.
>>29739799
she's no barbara palvin but i would still bang
>>2973984
Bump.
>>29739846
I think she's very qt.
>>29739843
wanna have a sucky on my reproductive organ
WHAT THE FUCK. SHE'S A FUCKING BERNIE BRO.
>>29739889
You couldn't figure that out you fucking reject? Who else hated Clinton AND Trump?
>>29739889
gas all thots
death to berniebots
>>29739585
Trump was born into vast wealth and has cheated small businesses out money he owed them many, many times.
>>29739899
I assumed she was for Gary Johnson or something. Isn't Bernie out of the race?
>>29739553
Red pill her faggot
Send her to /pol/
I need help too. I installed tinder yesterday and have had two matches so far. The thing is that my autism keeps on coming out. What do I say to girls over tinder?
Pic: one of my matches.
>>29739889
Go for it bro, girls go with whatever the man tells them is right when it comes to politics
>>29739940
Pic: how I autism'd it up by unleashing my inner /p/ gear fag
>>29739843
>OP sucessfully redpilling a normie girl
We need you to keep doing this.
She says she is far left. That would explain it.
>>29739961
Red pilling girls is easy.
They listen to the man that does not back down.
>>29739958
not a 70d. no top screen/dial on the wrong side
>>29739981
I said 700D
700D doesn't have a top LCD
>>29739637
>>29739745
>literally 16 years old
I always knew trump supporters were pedophiles
Post the emily conversation faggot
>>29739971
>>29739971
>18 year old
>leftist
Big shock.
>>29739997
If her age isn't on the clock she is read for the cock
>>29739971
Tell her that Trump supports increasing job opportunities for the unemployed and working class and his policies will put more money back in the pockets of the poor. Also compare his stance on the TPP/trade to Bernie's as they're basically the same (protectionist).
>>29739997
16 years old is actually legal in my state, faggotron. Plus she claimed 18 right in her profile. I thought she was 18.
>>29740002
It gets kind of sexual though. I have it saved if anyone is interested.
I want to put that I support Trump or just a MAGA on my bio but I live in SJW capital of the world Portland, Oregon so I feel like that would murder my chances. Half of the girls that pop up on tinder here are blue haired genderqueer polysexual freaks of nature. This city is where /pol/ stereotypes come to life.
You think it could work?
Bump. The first photo is a little unflattering but I assure you that she takes some very sexy ones.
>>29740060
if you're good looking they won't give a shit
in fact they'll be more likely to swipe right on you to tell you why you're wrong and you can redpill them from there
Okay she doesn't seem interested in politics. Should I try to get her Snapchat? I'm going to try.
>>29740097
Of fucking course you should
do trump supporters fap to anime girls because they cant resist sperging about trump when they meet someone they disagree with?
>>29740106
I'm going with Kik. Wish me luck, guys!
>>29740036
Yes post it and post more pics of her
>>29739553
>>29739585
>>29739599
>>29739672
Tell her that she looks like a dogs anus. Roast her. I don't like Trump either but she's just blatantly stupid.
>>29739958
You should probably start off with something she can actually relate to.
>>29740118
we need the votes. do what you gotta do.
bernie fags HATE hillary and they're usually retarded so they're easy to persuade.
>>29740144
She looks sexy as fuck. See >>29739745. I'm not giving up a chance for sex.
>>29740151
Like what? She's got nothing written on her profile to give me an indication of what to open with.
I saw a camera and went full autism mode.
>>29739585
>Trump is a bad businessman
When will this meme ever end. I don't even like him all too much, but a lot of the anti-trumpers are complete fucking retards who just eat up what le current year man throws at them
>>29739553
>I'm in to politics
What she really means is she is into drinking the left's kool-aid like literally every woman who is "into politics".
>>29740176
Has she responded yet? If not then ask her where her interests lie. Then go from there.
>How do I pick up this hawt tinder chick?
>Argues about politics in first conversation
r9k is an amazing place.
>Trump is dumb and racist because he is dumb and racist
You're both retarded in different ways and don't deserve each other.
>>29740120
NOW SEND DICK PIC!! FIRST THING YOU DO!
>>29739922
>this dumb bitch
>>29740197
No response. Doesn't sending two messages in a row come across as desperate?
Not OP but different guy hijacking this thread for a second. I want to message this girl but I feel like she's way out of my league. What can I say to get her attention?
I don't want to just sperg about music like the camera guy.
>>29740218
Just say that if she doesn't like cameras that you would like to talk about her interests. She doesn't have to talk about cameras.
>>29740163
She's cute but it's not worth it senpai. You'll cum in 5 seconds, impregnate her with the intense orgasm you just had since you realised it's the only time you'll ever have sex, and then she'll leave you for a black guy named Tyrone.
>>29740237
looks like a coalburner
you a negro perchance?
>>29740202
I don't want to send a pic as I am not sure we're there yet but I sent this. Good idea?
>>29740250
nah i'm a short slavic man who dresses like a /fa/ user
>>29740237
Talk to her about her anthropology major and once she's explained in enough detail and possibly asked what you do then mention music and ask what she likes, have a meaningful conversation. Just say hi and go with the flow. If it feels natural then continue, if she fucks you off or it feels forced then don't try to force it more.
>>29740251
Dang getting nudes is this easy?
>>29740237
She's not that hot. Just say hi or ask her about her music taste.
>>29740251
SEND PIC NOW OP YES YES YES PERFECT TIMING
>>29740251
>dog filter
You've got a class A slut on your hands op
Godspeed
>>29740278
I know jack shit about anthropology other than it's like the study of differences between races/societies throughout history I think? That sounds about right. I'll see what I can do.
>>29739553
>I don't want to just sperg about music like the camera guy.
Why are you kicking me when I'm already down?
>>29739997
16 is legal in more states than it isn't
Fucking mong
>>29740328
Sorry man. I don't know what time it is wherever you are but maybe she's sleeping and hasn't seen the message yet.
And whenever I see a girl have music listed as an interest in her profile I always ask what her favorite bands are or talk about how I collect records or something and it either turns them off or leads me into friendzone territory.
>>29740320
Just talk generally about her major, ask what anthropology actually is. Women love to feel intellectually superior.
this thread is stupid af and that girl is lame and ugly.
I only bang asian chicka off tinder and that's why they call me the tinder god. I'm out
>>29740251
Now im curious, what pic did you use on your Tinder profile? a fake Chad pic or..?
>>29740288
>>29740291
She says lip biting is a turn on. Not what I was expecting but whatever.
>>29740303
She's not the most politically intelligent but don't insult her. She's pretty hot.
>>29740487
>dont insult her. She's pretty hot
>>29740472
Either posts pics or fuck off, dude.
>>29740485
I used my own face. I don't want to post it as I am very self conscious and don't want you to reverse google image me.
>>29740506
on a scale 1-10 you rate yourself?
>>29740487
Send the dick pic NOW YOU FUCKING KEK!
>>29740558
I don't know. That's a tough question. I'd consider myself a four or five maybe. I'm too thin and have bright blond hair. I'm real lanky looking.
>>29740572
height? bet your tall eh?
>>29740581
I am about 5'8". Is that tall?
>>29740567
Would that be a good idea? I'm just asking her what her favorite sexual fantasies are right now.
She's really horny and I think she might be masterbating right now.
>>29740593
Not at all, four inches short of what I'd consider scraping the bottom of "tall".
Dick pic naow
IT'S HAPPENING. SHE IS THIRSTY AS FUCK.
>>29740659
If your cock is 6-7 incher, and not weird looking, send DICK PICK
>>29740683
>>29740674
She says she is 16 but her bio says 18. I think that might be against the law.
>>29740694
fuck the law
Roasting girls on dating shits is fun.
>>29739799
>I hate hillary more
BASED
SHE IS A KEEPER OP
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Bump. She is very horny. I am thinking of asking to meet her up. /r9k/, is that a good plan? r8 this idea.
Lol gl dude
>>29740745
If its illegal, i dunno.. but if its legal, GO FOR IT.
>>29740745
She's sixteen you degenerate kiddie fucker.
At least wait until she turns seventeen? Fuck's sake, mang.
>>29740755
It's legal in my state. I just think it's illegal to send naked pics to her. Weird how that works out. I'm 18 and she claimed both 16 and 18 by the way.
>>29740764
THEN FUCKING DO IT NIGGERRRRRRRRRR
This thread could be useful
Here's my last match - anons decide what say
I think I vaguely recognize her pics from some random ass jb dump somewhere. It's very likely that you're being catfished by some degenerate.
You should write "Hi <her name>" on the back of your hand and take a picture of your jeans slightly pulled down and boxers exposed. Put your hand right on top of your junk with the writing visible and then request that she send something "similar."
>>29740764
If you don't fuck her right in the pussy tonight then you should just neck yourself.
>>29740790
Go all in, declare your love.
>>29740798
I decided to send her a banana emoji because I heard the banana and corn emojis were used to show you wanted to have sex with the girl. This could work.
>>29740623
She literally said she wants your dick. Send pics NOW.
Just send it dude
>>29740745
Wait, YOU'RE THE ANON WITH THE 16 YEAR OLD, DEAR GOD DON'T SEND THE DICK PIC, LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! Dude seriously you're fucked, you're going to get raided if you keep this shit up.
>>29740850
She claimed she was 16 but her profile says 18. I am confused.
>>29739553
dubs decide becasue I've never done this before and I don't give a fuck anymore
>>29740833
Dude, you've already done all of this in a previous thread, just fuck off and turn yourself in as a pedophile.
>>29740864
fuck off perma virgin, let anon score.
>>29740861
Seriously, don't go through with it. Ask her age and if she says 16 then get out right then and there.
>>29740864
That was with a different girl. I like this match a WHOLE lot better. Besides 16 is legal in my state.
>>29740878
Literally fucked 3 people by the age of 15, kys.
>>29740879
Are you a retard or just a cuck? It's legal in his state.
>>29740881
Dont listen to the retards, as you have stated, its LEGAL in your state, so go fucking all in. You wanna be a virgin til your 45 and buy a hooker? No, then fucking DO IT
>>29740878
anon isnt going to score because the tinderfslut is a flake
>long ass cybering
>instead of lets meet
>>29740881
If it's legal then go for it. She has the same profile as last time and exact same messages though, so fuck off with your pasta shit.
>>29740881
It doesn't matter if it's legal in your state. If the communications that you send to her go through servers in a different state, it becomes a federal issue. Furthermore, she is under the age of 18 and any pictures she produces for you would be considered VERY legal. This is even worse if you entice her to send them.
With that being said, you can continue the dirty talking but do nothing to solicit pictures from her and do not send any pictures of yourself that could be considered pornographic.
Do you have any pictures of you do something completely non-sexual? Send her a picture of you and your family at the zoo laughing at the monkeys and tell her how badly you want to tease her and eat her ass.
>>29740890
Didn't see at first you degenerate. Go fuck a horse you desperate munchkin.
OP, women can't have good arguments. Use her as god intended, as a self heating fleshlight, then throw her into the trash
>>29740917
Lmao so confirmed for retarded tumblrcuck. I'm begging you, please kill yourself and do your family a favor. The ones who haven't ran out on you already I mean.
>>29740879
To clarify I live in Maine. I thought it was 16 here. She says she wants to meet me in Frenchville. Should I accept? Or should I ask her to send that pic?
>>29740917
>>29740890
Jk love you buddy <3
get some fucking nudes opie
>>29740928
>Frenchville
>Frenchville is a town in Aroostook County, Maine, United States. The population was 1,087 at the 2010 census: 80 percent are habitual speakers of French, aided by its proximity to French-speaking Quebec and New Brunswick in Canada.
Fuck that.
>>29740928
Hmm. Send her your dick and THEN say if she's still interested. If yes, go right ahead friendo.
>>29740928
Add her on Snapchat, send a pic and get something back. If it's satisfactory then go.
>>29740905
>can be considered VERY legal
What do you mean?
>>29740823
Pls anon - I have the autisms and very few of my matches look like that.
I don't know how to write to fatties, forget girls like this unless they message me first
>>29740953
Also ask for nudes but don't post here.
>>29740968
illegal*
oopsie doopsie
Op is a fucking nigger if he doesnt update, rooting for the fucker now and havent seen an update.
>>29740978
Wait? So it's legal to have sex but illegal to have pictures?
>>29740974
Fuck that. Post em here, so we can help you see if its catfishing...
>>29740990
Yeah. It's stupid.
>>29740984
Dude, I'm not risking going to jail. I don't think I will send a dick pic if it lands me in prison.
>>29740972
You having a fucking giggle m8? Those two look profiles look fake as hell.
>>29740991
But it's illegal in certain states\countries and OP could get arrested or posting what is considered CP in some places, also for solicitation.
OP you're a faggot, copied this from /pol/
>>>/pol/79804459
>>29740990
Yeah, anything under 18 that's filmed or photographed counts as pornography and is thus illegal to create, possess or distribute, even in places where the age of consent is lower than 18.
>>29740972
That might be a bot actually.
>>29741006
Nigger I dont want you to send dick picks, update on that chat though you fucking cuck. Got me rooting for your normie fag ass, dont let me sit in my recliner wondering if anyone ever makes it out of this hellhole.
>>29741013
HOL UP.
Explain OP
>>29741008
>>29741008
Do they? I wasn't kidding whenn I said I had autism (like, properly diagnosed and everything) but I've had conversations with profiles that look like that before - they just die off when I reveal how boring I am.
>>29741040
That's not me. It's probably someone else.
>>29741043
They do look like bot profiles.. no bio, quite good looking women. and if they ever send you a msh first, about seeing nudes of em on some website, just delete the profile.
>>29741006
The dick pic certainly won't land you in jail, don't worry. If it's legal then you're good.
>>29741046
IT WAS POSTED BEFORE YOUR THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>29739843
I like how she said "intelligent conversation with" when she brought nothing to the conversation except
>"trump es a racist hur"
roastie trying to make her self look better after being btfo.
>>29741075
That's not the same conversation as me. It's just the same girl. See >>29740487. That guy didn't even have sexual conversations with the girl he messaged.
>>29741100
HE CONTINUED THE CONVERSATION ON /b/ YOU FUCKING LYING FAGGOT AT THE END OF THE OTHER THREAD YOU SEE THE LINKS BUT THE THREAD IS DEAD NOW YOU LYING MOTHERFUCKER
>>29741065
I realise the one's that link me off-site are bots but normally they just tell me they're bored or like my photos or something inane, the conversation trails along for a little then they stop responding
>>29741127
Is this one likely a bot too?
>>29741143
I don't think that bot's have naked women as their profile. Usually they have generic looking photos.
>>29741149
So then what do I write to them?
>>29741006
RIP in piece
Either downed by the FBI or drowned in the pussy tbqh
>>29741201
Just start a standard conversation. What do you usually say when you meet people?
>>29741149
are you retarded? thats a fucking bot
>>29741321
Then you explain to him how to decipher a bot from a person if you can tell so easily.
>>29741280
>Just start a standard conversation
>Normie, reee etc
I can just barely maintain a conversation with someone if we have mutual interests. I've met literally one person in my life and I gfed her for 6 years until she started cutting herself and was stolen by Chad.
>>29741341
>using a naked pic as a profile pic
>no bio
>velery
>>29739599
>xd Le bigot and Le sexist
Not an argument.
Congrats OP, now take her out on a date fucking tool.
>>29740833
Youdo know that because she is under 18 this counts as a crime, right? Age of consent laws don't extend to this sort of deal my bloke, especially if you get nudes.
I don't get any matches. Am I too fugly? I don't get it.
>>29742790
you are pretty handsome but in a "mexican in prison for drug dealing" type of way. try to smile
>>29742800
Okies.
originalblox
>>29742790
You look like a skinhead m8. Girls hate racists and a lot of people associate it with stupidity
>>29742790
Smile, nigga, smile, you look like a supervillain's servant with that look.
