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What's your original excuse?
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What's your original excuse?
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>>29739525
that is the same person?
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>>29739525
I'm not rich like this faggot, faggot.
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>>29739525
>was never fat as fuck so can't make any dramatic facial change
>can't grow facial hair at 21
>not blessed with white genes
>5'8 skelly manlet
>even with gains my face would look the same
>cursed with nigger hair that I have to keep buzzed
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>>29739525
he went from fat to cookie cutter nu-male with a tiny frame

wow!!
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>>29739588
>white genes
>blessed

fuck off, faggot. To quote the 19th century evolutionary biologist Wilhelm Von Blausen; "White people are the physically most repulsive grouping of humans. So great is their disgusting visage that even the sun itself will try to kill them".
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>>29739525
He still looks like a euphoric manlet. Also the left is clearly when he was much younger, probably still in HS, while the other is in his mid-20's.
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>>29739556
>it's hard to get rich in 2016 in america
are you even trying?
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>>29739638
>this is acceptable
>if a white guy says it about someone else it's racism
KYS. Also literally can't find a source on that "quote"
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>>29739737
>theres no virtually no upward mobility in the U.S

I don't if this is a meme or you're actually, legitimately retarded.
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>>29739638
t. Trigger nigger
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>>29739638
>pretty salty for such a chocolate gentleman
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>>29739748
>>29739751

white fragility in the wild. These cucks can't even handle 4chan jokes without getting hurt feefee's. Go back to Tumblr, you professional victims.
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>>29739779
>white fragility in the wild.
No, we just do our best in our specialized climate. Take some dark as fucking nigger from the Congo and fly him up to Finland and see how well he does, faggot.
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>>29739779
We're all laughing at you friend

>Trying to trigger robots
That's like trying to trigger buddhist monks

Please keep posting I want to see how far you take it
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>>29739525
Would look better without the tattoo and piercings
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>>29739525
I actually kind of like the left version better, even though he's fat, he looks like he's being himself.
On the right, he looks so generic.
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>>29739901
You're guy aren't you?
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I don't have any. Although that being said I wish I could muster up the motivation for that kinda stuff. This is probably a moot question in itself but how does one find the motivation to workout?
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>>29739916
Yes, I'm guy. How may I help you?
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>>29739923
Then just stop commenting on other mens' looks
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>>29739828
Not the guy you're having a slap-fight with, though you'll claim otherwise, but robots really are the easiest type of people to trigger.
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>>29739525
I'm weak since the day I was born.
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>>29739943
Tell that to this whole entire board when they get insecure and point out a Chad's minor visual flaws every time a Chad gets posted.
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>>29739959
>whataboutism
"No"
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>>29739988
>Implying meme arrows
Look, I can shitpost too! Just like you!
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>>29739952
sauce on image? i cant find it
im assuming some fan doujin
maybe a lewd one
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>>29739525
I already look better than the guy on the right.
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>>29740077
I saved it ages ago so I don't remember the title but I remember the story. I strogly advise against reading it. It is a Madoka Magica doujin (has some spoilers) and it is about Homura horribly torturing Madoka to prove even someone pure as her she can be corrupted. There isn't much lewd in it but plenty of pain and suffering. I still try to forget it.

The only reason I saved that panel is because it is exactly how I feel about myself.
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>>29739525
shame about that faglord haircut on the right tho.
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>>29739525
femanon here. i prefer the left one because he looks much more comfy and content. the one on the right seems stressed and I don't like people who conform so hard to trends.

but i'm also chubby with a mediocre face so it's not like my opinion matters.
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>was always skinny and take care of myself
>still look bad because of terrible facial genetics
What now? I would like to get facial surgery but it's too expensive.
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>>29739588
>can't grow facial hair at 21

most men can't. real, thick facial hair for most men doesn't start coming in til your mid-late 20s, sometimes even later.

and you continue to just get hairier and hairier as you age. eventually you'll miss the days when your back and chest and shoulders weren't fur carpets.

sorry about your non-white manlet status, but whaddyagonnado.
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>>29739638
Stupidest quote I have ever heard. Thanks for the laugh my triggered friend :^)
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>>29739638
topkekerino

Calm down niggerino :^)
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looks like literal shit in the after

if you dont have the face, just stop losing weight and enjoy your incel life with video games and eating dorito dust
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>>29741692
Better than the hair on the left
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>>29741730
fuck off then, no one cares what ugly roasties think
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>>29739627
>nu-male with a tiny frame
i don't think that means what you think it means.

that twink on the right is just a trendfag. you'd more likely see him shitposting on /fa/ or sucking dick behind a gay club than supporting sarkeez patreon accounts and crusading against gamergators.
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>>29741781
right, but that's because he's fat on the left and fat people look terrible regardless of their hair. that shitty side buzz on the right is the worst male hairstyle in recent times. it's basically what all the hipsters did with their hair once they learned they looked terrible with a manbun.
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>>29739525
It's all in the hair part
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