Give a reason why you're single.
>>29739376
Because 3DPD.
Next.
My depression ensures that I have zero desire for human relationships
>>29739376
I'm 20 but look 15 and i have a child like cock to go with it.
>>29739376
cero fucks given, that's why
>>29739376
I can't ever bring myself to actually make a move or acknowledge any woman's attempt to seduce me
I'm just too autistic
I'm ugly and I'm just different not le hipster horseshit different. I have different tastes that no one gets.
Oh and I don't make enough money.
Because
>me
>on
>PoF
>>29739376
Who the hell wants to put up with modern women?
All of my former peers vieved me as a schizphrenic.
I can only be genuinely attracted to my oneitis in turn, I could have had multiple healthy romantic experiences if it wasn't for the fact that for me it doesn't "just happens" I need to be almost obsessed with the girl in order to even consider any sort of deep interaction, fuck promiscuity
>>29739376
I only like femdom and irl women aren't into that
I live in a shitty southern shithole with no attractive women my age.
I don't go out and don't know how to make moves on women. If I went out I would get a gf soon, because I am virtuous and funny, but I don't.
>>29739376
I'mnot.
blo-blox
>>29739376
I'm mean spirited
>>29739413
you can be my wife, anon, I won't make funna your babydick
>>29739376
>>29739422
>editing images of characters too make them appear as if they share your shit beliefs
18th century anthropologist Johan Karl Jungschild was right! White people are a "meme race - of a magnitude that is disturbingly astronomical. they must be exterminated to prevent the social and physical retardation of the human species."
I don't know, these bitches just ignore me online.
I gave up on life, people are shit that want to use me and then when they got strong enough because of me, they'll group up and beat me to death.
Is that enough of a reason?
>>29739376
I don't like being around other people
Two words.
> Broken
> Merchandise
>>29739376
I'm trying to find a doujinshi of pic related
>>29739401
>Correction
>My depression ensures that I think I have zero desire for human relationships
1. Your depression ensures nothing you faggot
2. human relationships
>implying you're not just trying to stand out
>>29739376
I'm fat and ugly with very little confidence.
because im poor and i dont try anymore
>>29739766
it doesn't mean he wants to bond with you, normie scum
no job
school
anime
3dpd
waifu doesn't exist IRL
If I knew, I'd try to fix it.
But the fact that 90% of the women I meet are already taken probably has at least something to do with it.
>>29739376
Because im a loser.
Originalio
I'm a male invalid.
Scared of boys
>>29739376
Because the only girl I want to date lives halfway across the country from me and
>long-distance relationships
Because I don't know any women who have interest in me, I would unironically date any woman, I have zero standards.
>>29740521
Try halfway across the world.
> fuck this gay earth
>>29739376
I am currently not activley looking for dates or in contact with any one at all. hence why my chances are 0%
If I were to actually try then reasons would be
No confidence or selfworth
shitty social skills
extremely anxious around people (shaking nausea which can esculate in some circumstances)
fearful and untrusting of people this is intensified if person is female.
feelings of worth come from others so relationship will not be equal (I have made great strides on correcting this through self acceptance)
Acne
not dressing attractivly (always dressing comfy and my clothes are quite old now)
desu when I stopped caring about dating/relationships and focused on myself I felt much better and have made considerable progress on each of the things mentioned above.
>>29739376
not physically attractive
>>29739376
I don't have a social circle and I'm not involved in any extracurricular activity,
I also don't really have any friend's or any social media. I'm sort of cut off from the world in a way. Im farly atractive and well off, if that means anything. Depression and sleep apnea has keept me from living a prosperous healthy life. There's just something there in my eye's, you can tell I'm not happy.
>>29739376
Broke up with my ex gf of 3 years and realized how much better life is without a partner is. Don't give in to the gf meme
>>29739507
do you have schizophrenia? cause that might explain it.
>ugly
>gay
>act like an autist and have social anxieties
>don't leave the house much and just sit inside and play videogames
>can barely converse with people like a normal person
I don't see any reason why i would actively seek out girls.
You can find sexual release with your hand.
If you're not emotionally unstable, you don't need anybody to talk to.
I dare you /r9k/. Find a single good reason. You can't. There is none.
>>29740723
I want cuddles and can't afford a waifu pillowYeah I know, >implying
>>29739376
I'm too negative to be around and even if'd get a gf, i'd be abusive bf.
>>29739376
I'm boring to talk to
>>29740768
can't afford a waifu pillow but you think you can afford a gf.
Dates
gifts
take aways/drinks
you need to continue to court them or they say you dont treat me how you used to and leave
waifu pillow is way cheaper in the short and long term
>>29740817
That's why the spoiler, anon famalamadingdingdong
>>29740723
This. Unless your unstable, which most of /r9k/ probably is, getting a gf is just giving more than you're getting.
>>29740723
>Find a single good reason
you cant cuddle with yourself
>>29740814
>I'm boring to talk to
yeah me too. when you dont have real hobbies and just sit around on the computer you dont have much to talk about.
Because I have such low self esteem that I can't imagine anyone ever liking me so I unintentionally push people away.
>>29740723
Quality post. You can even upgrade your hand to a decent $50 onahole or something.
I talked to a lot of girls during my college days and I couldn't see any of them providing me with actual emotional support or anything, women are takers in relationships.
>fell for the straight edge meme
roasties will not date you unless you drink, smoke or do something degenerate
>>29739376
I'm not currently looking for a relationship. I literally turned a girl down 2 weeks ago and we're still talking. Its not that big of a deal. If you're not looking to be in a relationship, being single is nothing to be ashamed of. If you're actively looking to be in one but have been turned down multiple times, thats pretty sad and suicide might be the best way to get your crushes attention.
>>29741173
not true. Never smoked, drank, or done anything I consider to be remotely fucked up and have had a couple girls ask me out over this past year. Sounds corny as fuck and you're probably going to call me a normie retard or something but I legit just acted like I normally do and girls liked it.
>>29741052
Emotional support? Are you a woman?
>>29741173
this really
straight edge is just boring to them, unless you're attractive you need to be extremely interesting and carry everything
>>29741506
dumb normalfag thinks everyone can do this
>why dont you just do nothing and have girls ask you out
fuck off retard
>>29741506
>girls ask me out
So you're a woman?
>>29739376
FatterAnon is my real name
>>29739376
I'm gay and no one knows.
>>29741516
are you implying that women are the only people that have issues emotionally? Sometimes guys just need somebody to talk to as well. More often than not women will actually be into you if you're willing to share feelings with them, sounds like the chicks the other guy was talking to are just assholes.
I hate even the thought of going out of my comfort zone and doing something unpleasant even if it somehow ends up with me getting a gf
I don't want to bond with people, great war is coming to Europe and I will be part of it, having strong attachments would make everything harder.
>>29741529
no, when a girl likes you but you don't take the initiative, they eventually cave and just ask you instead. most of the time I can tell they're interested in me and just don't care or don't want to take a relationship that far. Im also not too interested in sex so the real life encounters don't intrigue me much either.
>>29741522
I don't expect everyone to have the same amount of luck that I do, but I really don't think that being a straight edge is whats holding you back from getting a girlfriend. I get that not everyone has the same level or charisma or good looks, but eventually you just find people that like you for who you are. Its hard but it does pay off. If you want immediate results, create a persona. Try acting like a chad, don't make it super obvious. Just fake confidence, even if you think its obvious to the people around you. I probably don't even belong on this board as I'm in decent shape physically and have no issues making friends or getting girls to notice me, I just hope somebody reads one of my comments and thinks to themself "if this retard can do it then why can't I?" and actually decides to change their behavior and physical appearance.
>>29740768
>>29740911
My Africans.
I've got a waifu pillow equivalent (big plushie) and it's not as good.
But there is still a close alternative, animals like dogs or whatever you like are good for cuddles.
And they will love you as long as you feed and shelter them.
>>29741596
I don't believe you are that edgy.
>>29739376
"The One" slipped away.
>>29739376
I'm a virgin and I don't want to engage a non-virgin.
>>29739376
I don't go out too much, there
next question please
Fucking prostitutes is both cheaper(in the long run) and less time consuming/sanity damaging than a gf.
>>29739376
She left me 8 years ago. I still love her and think about her every day.
ready to die
Because 3D is pig disgusting.
High standards and being a ugly fatfuck. No reason to date/fuck a girl if she isn't a 6/10 or date/fuck a fat fuck. I'm been trying to lose weight atleast, I guess.
I'm not compatible, I have nothing to offer. I still have too much self-loathing to deal with. I'm not yet content with my life as it is, so I can't possibly expect to include someone else until I find that contentment. There would always be a guy able to offer more than I can, and I'm okay with that. I don't try, at all. I don't put myself in any situations where it'd be possible. I'm a short skeleton and cannot put weight on for reasons, and only one of those reasons is -possibly- resolvable, but I don't care to fix that because I want the chance to die to a certain complication in the future. It might not ever happen, but if I don't leave that possibility open then it never will.
I think that's most of the reasons I can think of.
Because throwing someone into the trash can isn't a sign of affection on this planet.
high functioning aspergers.
I loved only one girl but she never loved me back. Because of my autism, I still only have love for her. We haven't spoken in 3 years....
Will someone just end my life?
>>29739376
I never go out of my way to talk to other people unless its work related
I'm not. But before I finally reciprocated the advances of the girl I had been talking to, I just didn't know anyone worth giving my time I usually play vidya to.
I don't know how to love
I botch every relationship by my care eventually waning and growing uninterested with my partner
I've never felt strongly toward anyone for more than 3 months, even people who have loved me back in excess
I don't know what's wrong with me
>>29739526
shit mee too
It's hell trying to find dominant woman
>>29741611
>>I just hope somebody reads one of my comments and thinks to themself "if this retard can do it then why can't I?" and actually decides to change their behavior and physical appearance.
Thats a good bait normalfag
fuck off regardless, none of your "advice" is relevant to anything. Manlets with below 5/10 faces are doomed from the beginning
The return investment isn't enough for men these days. The energy and effort needed to sustain a relationship isn't worth it. I would try to date but women in general are diggers and play mind games. I dont do mind games so fuck it. Fuck women for now. I'll get an escort when I need it but, these women are selective, inconsistent, and genuinely retarded. You can't debate with these points so fuck off, Stacy.
i'm 5'4, unemployed, 24, live with my mum and don't drive.
I've still had 2 good long term relationships with attractive people too, there's a girl i'm sorta seeing at the moment but i mean i sorta don't want a relationship but i'm also heaps lonely. not a great limbo state.
Because I live in the UK and all the women are disgusting
>>29741611
>"if this retard can do it then why can't I?"
Why would anyone take the advice of a self confessed retard?
I have never tried to get one, and I have never had any real female friends so I wouldn't know how. Also at the moment there's no one who I really could picture myself in a relationship with.
Every time I get close to a woman I convince myself i'm not good enough for them and push them away.
Oh and i'm fat and ugly so that belief is probably true.
Being unable to maintain normal friendships ensures I will never be in that sort of relationship.
>>29739376
one girl I dated kept being mean to me. She had schizophrenia so it must have been the cause. She'd find fault in all my actions and then say "if you loved me you wouldn't X or you would have Z. Why can't you jist love me as much as I love you?" The only issue is that she'd fabricate these situations.
Another two girls thought I'd be more dominant and rough with them in bed due to my manly features and psuedo projected confidence. When they got to know me and I'd be my affectionate self then they started rejecting me in search of more cock. Both wanted to open the relationship or just be fwb.
I was abused and molested as a child and all I fucking want out of this life is a sweat gf who I can protect and be sweat to and who doesn't find humor in making fun of me infront of others. Yet what I'm learning is that women want to be roughly fucked and trade negative banter and use their mans social worth as arm candy. Since I'm not working but going to school they think that's enough social worth to share with their friends and family. But it's not enough because I'm also 31 and living with my parents.
>>29740999
I want to hug you, anon. I'm in the same spot and I'm being crushed.
i have an awful personality and an all around shitty person
plus im a balding manlet so theres that
I never asked anybody out.
Even if I did I wouldn't know what to do after that.
>>29739376
because I'm not trying to get a gf
Because I'm an angry Asspie that still lives at home. I also hate myself so that probably doesn't give off a dateable vibe.
>>29739537
found the nigger guys
Just a single reason?
That's just too easy.
>no money
>lazy
>no confidence
>not on social media
At least I've stopped drinking so much and started working out
I'm not qualified to be loved
>>29744835
>not on social media
Is this really something that can hold you back ? I've never had a facebook, maybe I should make one for networking purposes
>>29739376
because they will do this to your wallet if you get a gf. also many of them feel entitle to your money.
>>29739376
I don't strike while the iron is hot
Plus I always try to strike the iron through the internet so it loses some charm.
![[HorribleSubs] Hanasaku Iroha - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.00_[2011.05.29_18.32.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CRisoff.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hanasaku Iroha - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.00_[2011.05.29_18.32.37].jpg")
>>29744978
(not that guy) I dont use my facebook i had in highschool/college cause i dont want to see how successful all my old friends got
im afraid of all the nonsense i'd read from old acquaintances and tarnish my memories
>>29739376
i don't like people
and romantic relationships
and my asexuality
no reason
My BMI is 37.1 is why
>>29745159
>the asexuality meme
Holy shit, youre a fucking human being, sex and the need to pass on your genes is integral for youir survival fucking instincts, youre not a fucking single celled organism, youre not asexual and youre not a special unique snowflake
>>29739376
Because I'm sexually attracted to cartoon animals.'
NEXT QUESTION
Have a salaried job, own place, in shape. All free time is spent on WoW and gym.
>>29739376
because i don't put any real effort in. just like the rest of r9k.
it's almost impossible to get a job unless you're already employed for some reason, if you don't get a job straight after highschool or college and you get in to that unemployment rut instead, finding decent employment is very difficult, at this point you pretty much have know someone who can get you a job, and if you don't you're fucked.
and you can't get a girlfriend if you don't have a job either.
>>29745189
next question: did you like zootopia and do you recommend it
>>29745221
TFW close friend got me back into wow, and since i dont socialize at all IRL to begin with, ive been playin it and talking to people on the game
>>29745186
you just called homosexuals special snowflakes too
well then i'm bisexual and have no sex drive. means the same thing lul
My standards are way too high which made me break up with every person I've been with and right now I don't want to be in a relationship until I actually get a job.
Also a lot of people seem to think smoking is unattractive or disgusting so fuck them.
>>29745266
Yes and yes.tfw ywn fuck the best bun
Because i'm a useless piece of shit.
>>29745186
>getting mad at someone for not wanting to have sex
You really can't win in this climate can you
>>29739376
21 but look 16
Boring as fuck
Can only mantain a conversation if it's about anime or movies due to lack of real world experience
>>29739376
I'm 5'4
Non original comment
>>29745631
Height's just a number as long as you're fast
>>29745605
>can only mantain a conversation if it's about anime or movies due to lack of real world experience
A-fucking-men brother
I'm scared of talking to girls and I'm not Chad-godly enough to be asked out by them
>>29739376
Too pussy and socially awkward to ask any woman out. I've had a few that were showing signs of attraction but I blew it. I once mustered up the courage to start flirting with this one girl but she sort of stopped talking to me afterward because I did it in a really cringey way due to shit social skills.
I hate men. and more so all the men on this board.
>>29745709
Believe us, we hate you too!
I'm depressed, and I'm ugly af
no girls to chat or flirt with in my routine.
>>29745709
why do u hate me tho
>>29739376
I go on the site where people post anime Trump supporters.
>>29739376
Don't see a point in relationshits, and I don't care for companionship. I like being alone.
Relationships blow hard dick. I've done the whole dating relationship thing and it feels like you are just carrying around a giant piece of dead weight around. Sex on tap is nice, but that is the only reason to date unless your aiming to start a family.
Got a guy who's deeply in love with me and has been for a while. But I'm still single because I never learned how to do a relationship and am kinda opposed to trying. Plus my family and friends would be against it (they think lowly of the guy because of things out of his control)
Ugly face
5'6
beta personality
Perhaps the last one is fixable but there's not much to do about the first two. Sure I could wear minor lifts to give me maybe an inch, and get a haircut that makes my face look a little better, but i'd still be short even with the lifts, and i'd still be ugly, just slightly less so.
i'm not smart either so there's no way to get money and buy a girlfriend.
>>29739376
I'm fat.
I'm a loner.
I'm a NEET that lives with his parents at 24.
I have no self esteem and no condifence.
I'm a waste of oxygen in general.
I'm not attractive.
I don't have many interests.
I'm shy and a loser.
Gay men can be picky.
I'm an uninteresting, unengaging buzzkill who has only average looks. I also apparently do not pick up on obvious signs.
>>29739376
He's in the marines and doesn't want to make it official.
Aka it's so he can fuck civilians left and right. I believe him when he says he will wait for me, but there's no doubt that he'll be scoring over there.
>>29739739
fill us in if you do
>>29739376
I'm extremely introverted and not good at conversing. I look average and I have an infectious laugh, so at least I don't look and sound like Danny DeVito.
Less time and money wasted.
I don't go outside except for groceries and stuff from the convenience store.
>>29739376
I am very bad at flirting with women.
>>29739413
This desu
>work at grocery store part time
>customers tell me I'm "pretty or cute" ask me if I just started high school
>"ma'am I'm 20 I go to college"my female co-worker did date me though, but I was the bottom ;-;
>>29746915
>my female co-worker did date me though, but I was the bottom ;-;
wait, as in she pegged you or just dommed you
either way I am jelly
>>29746942
if its pegging then i wanna hear some stories, OP
>>29746942
She did have a strap-on, but didn't use it since it was way too big so she used dildos and played with my nipples. Also she had frequent FWB in between relationships and was a sadist.I broke up with her because she drank and smoked weed 6/7 days of the week while partying and she said she would stop if I stayed with her.. She was only 18 to my 20, but most thought I was around 16.
I'm boring as fuck and have no money
>>29747078
Scratch the jelly, that just sounds sad.
>>29747078
Also she was 6 foot, but wore stilettos so she was almost always 1-2 inches taller
>>29747105
She was loving when it was in normal situations, but she had trust issues and had trouble with showing emotions when not drinking. She stopped hurting me when I told her I didn't like pain, but she would still get into it sometimes without realizing it.
>>29747158
Ah ok, with the 6ft thing too, jelly.
Still shorter than me but still delicious tall.
Luanne isn't real
i'm an ugly lesbian
I don't know how to get a girlfriend.
I tried asking girls out on facebook, on dating apps, even in the fucking street. It doesn't work.
People always ask me if I've found a girlfriend, as if it was that fucking simple.
>>29739376
Acne and skeleton
>>29747413No one's waifu is real.
>>29747413
Why'd you have to make me feel this feel, anon
>>29739376
I am very antisocial.... but I like to think that I don't look that bad so ther MIGHT be chance
>>29739766
GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG
GOD FUCKING DAMN
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Because most of the girls on Tinder seem like people I can't connect with. Never really liked Tinder, most of the profiles never have bios anyway. There something better I could switch too?
>>29741421
Fuck off faggot
You original faggot
>>29739376
I'm insecure and I've never tried. I'm also pretty autistic but I don't think that's the reason.
>>29739505
at this point i just need the thumbnail to go from happy to pic related. i even saw the vid from this, hoping this shit's just acting
>>29739376
there's your reason, too bad im not gay or into traps
>>29748198
all i had to do was read the first panel and i was out
I can talk to woman platonically, but I can't flirt with them, I hate flirting, I also can't pick up on hints (This is assuming any have attempted to hint at me). I spend 8 hours in work, 1 hours travelling, 1 hour in gym and the rest at home so I don't go out enough to meet anyone.
To top it all off, I'm ugly, so Dating sites don't work (And if I'm not ugly, I don't have enough unique pictures of me to use for a dating site).
>>29747645
who is your ideal woman?
>be me
>looking for artifacts
>see book titled "Love is an Anomaly"
>get brilliant idea
>find qt grill
>talk to her
>it takes off
>many months go by feel attached
>we go through many things together, hold her hand through her mother's death
>be her shoulder to cry on when her old family house burned down
>year goes by
>in our favorite vacation spot.
get own on my knees in front of her
>crowd gathers around
>they all are in awe
>"I have wanted to ask this question since the day we met but I can't wait any longer"
>she blushes, her eyes widen
>couples all start holding hands while getting teary eyed
>"Where the hell are the fucking artifacts?"
>turns out there were none
>wasted all this time
>tfw no artifacts
>>29748455
> I spend 8 hours in work, 1 hours travelling, 1 hour in gym and the rest at home so I don't go out enough to meet anyone.
fuck this feel
so tired after it all
>23
>look like I'm 17
>"So, are you cutting school today?"
>"I finished college a year ago and I'm taking today off."
>"O-oh."
I can't lift a whole lot because of this join problem I have in my pelvis. I can only do arms, triceps, and some chest and shoulder lifts. Anything that involves my back, legs, or abs I cannot do.
I need surgery to fix my condition but no time to recover and there's a risk that I ruin my life by having rods in my pelvis.
>>29739376
I can only realize a woman was hitting on me at least 24 hours later. It just pops up in my head out of nowhere and then I hate myself but in the moment I'm clueless as shit.
>>29739376
i dont want kids right now and i havent found anyone to impregnate
why the fuck would you be in a "relationship" if the women is not pregnant or you all have kids together?
Being avoidant is a pretty good reason
>>29748542
What about weekends?
>>29749695
weekends (at least saturdays) are truly my own fault. i usually have so much fun NEETing at home that i dont bother going into the city.
i regret it later
>>29739376
i am legit ugly as fuck, I look like Ted Cruz but slightly darker. My skin is fucked, blotchy and pimply. I have terrible bags under my eyes so I look methed out even though I dont do drugs. No one wants an ugly bf, so its the cyborg life for me
>>29739376
I demand that the girl is a virgin.
58 girls have rejected me, including non-virgins. My confidence is basically non-existant. I'm unable to initiate anything, all of my conversation is basically answering questions. I love when people ask me questions.
>>29740521
Lol get a gf nearby retard
>>29747645
>i'm an ugly lesbian
So a typical lesbian?
because i jerk off every morning and then dont feel like hitting on girls
5/10 attractive level, depressive, social autist, no money, no job, don't do anything
there's a couple?
I'm ugly, deformed and stupid.
I masturbate daily.period
Because most people are reactionaries like you OP, and I have no tolerance for them.
>>29748538
Underrated post my african american
Because I look average, have zero confidence and crippling social anxiety. No woman ever hit on me in my 19.5 years of life. I am 100% certain.
All this money I make from programming numbs the pain a bit tho
>don't have a job
>women just want gimmedats from men, that's it
>good game well played
>>29745259
dont fall for this meme anon. You can't even get a job if you already have one. I have a job right now and I am applying to new places and no one is getting back to me. Dont fall for the meme, you will never get a job robots, figure out a way to make NEETBux instead.
I think I just don't want to actually try.
It's just too easy to flirt with the idea in your head.
My imagination is strong. So strong it actually pulls me out of consciousness for a few moments when I'm working sometimes, and I'm like imagining something from another world entirely.
I can imagine much more interesting little cute scenarios in my head than reality could ever fulfill, so even when I like someone enough that I want to ask them out, I just won't do it.
I can't risk exposure. I can't let my perfect little stack of cards get blown over. I can't measure up to be the person I'd imagine myself to be in my fantasy.
So I just get to a point where I stop, go cold, and let them forget about me.
I'd have no idea what to do if anyone ever decided to break through this barrier I put up though.
I think I'd just submit to the first attractive girl that ever made a move. Like literally do anything she wanted right there and then. I'd have no energy left for control, I'd be too stunned. I think I'd just be like 'ok. What do I do now?'.
That terrifies me so the wall of ice must remain strong. I must maintain control. I must remain alone and vigilant.
The unknown is too scary to commit to.
>>29745605
>Can only maintain a conversation if it's about anime or movies
>start talking to fat poorshit girl who's into the same shit and even drops me some title recommendations, she just leads me on and then drops me because I'm not the Prince Thundercock she feels entitled to
Ok then.
There is no Chad who is going to discuss fucking anime and manga with them, they don't even want to be friends with people who would, and they don't come to 4chan to discuss it without ruining shit here btw I'm a girl.
I'd hate to be an animal evolved to be an autonomous onahole and an egg.
>>29739376
im a coward with women
Feels sad man
>no money
>no car
>social anxiety
>below average looks
the odds of me ever getting a gf are so against me
>don't leave the house expect for work and groceries
>overweight (only slightly, though)
>low self esteem
It's pretty bad when you think any girl that shows interest in you either has an ulterior motive or is making fun of you. Especially when you are later told by either them or another person that it was legitimate, and you still have a hard time believing anybody could ever be interested in you romantically.
If I was a girl I'd laugh at my guy self, though, so it's probably just projecting.
>>29751985
just get a scooter, my man.
It's reliable af and only cost me 2500 bucks. The nice thing about a scooter is that unlike a manual transmission motorcycle, it's easy to ride. Also, the storage space is nice. If you get a sporty looking scooter chicks will like it just as much as a motorcycle. Good luck!
>shy gay who just wants another shy gay to watch anime with and roleplay that we're both cute girls
is it so much to ask for? to not have to go to a normie party to get a bf or some fuckin gay bar or gay hookup app? where do i find the gay nerds?
I don't want a gfoc
1. Waifus and your imagination are better.
2. Relationships aren't as good as the sheltered neckbeards here seem to think.
3. All of my friends have tried and failed in relationships and realize that women are bitches and whores so we just play video games and no one judges each other anymore.
4. The only people who care about relationships are on this board and most of you are shut-ins no matter how much of /pol/ and reddit you swallow.
Haven't met the right guy yet. I just want a bf who wants to sit inside and play video games all day is that too much to ask? :(
I'm not single yet but my gf just sent a text saying she wants to break up.
We've been together for less than a month. I hope it's just a test, last time we saw each other she seemed really into me.
I'm a beta male with no self-esteem or social skills.
>>29739376
I have no time currently, or money, for a woman or anything that comes with one (such as rent/mortgage, etc.).
I hate myself, can't get one etc.
I'm gay in the middle of the south.
>>29751595
im good looking but slighty deformed
im not stupid but the way i talk and think make normies believe im stupid
>>29752197
so you want a chad who play games w/ you?
>>29739376
i have a tiny penis.
every other problem i have can be alleviated in some way.
>>29752019
Pretty much man.
People make light of bullying but it can fuck you up for life. Especially if there was a physical element to it. (Which in my case, there was a lot of incidents of groping from other guys that the memory just turns my stomach over just for quickly remembering)
It's not something you just get over. It takes years of constant effort doing little things to boost your esteem.
Hell only these past two years can I say I've actually touched a woman. Not even intimately. Just like I felt a girls hands when she said she had cold hands and I kind of half-hugged a girl once really awkwardly. That's actually a big deal to me because for the longest time I was physically afraid of girls because the ones I found pretty were the ones that messed with me all the time. Chasing me and teasing me and making me the butt of their jokes.
It's hard to fight that feeling. That pitiful self-loathing that's drags you into the abyss of depression constantly.
That feeling of disgust when you see yourself in the mirror and just see something that barely resembles a human that you just hate and wish you could tear apart and reform into something more worthy.
Every prolonged interaction I have with people I have to fight the urge to constantly second-guess. To fight the paranoia that I'm just a joke, a fool, someone's plaything.
That's why I don't form bonds with people anymore. I just can't handle the thoughts of betrayal.
>>29740396
Sounds a little too underage for this board, don't you think?
I give off the impression of being 'weird', now this is true, but once that initial roadblock is overcome, I've found that I'm a loyal friend.
The problem is that girls rarely change their initial impression, in my experience. I get written off, and then they don't want to spend time with me.
>>29752345
This
I'm tall, 6 out of 10 looks but if i dressed better got fit and cared about my hygiene i would be 8/10, i can make friends with i want to but it's all ruined by my dick.
>>29739537
Funny as fuck. Do not face defeat.
The girls I want don't want me and that sucks. Always want what you can't have, but that's the way it goes.
>>29752400
I'm a 21 year old HS dropout who's doing some school again.
In college I was busy, and since then it has been a very transient and lonely five years. Neet or intern, basement. I completed the first year of a grad program now, and I was too busy and stressed to make time for the effort. I won't make money in the future, and I feel like I've been single for too long. Also this >>29751964 . I love women, I don't care if they take more because I want to give. The women at this age seem to date guys 5 years older who are more established, or their long long term boyfriends, maybe I just see it that way. I'm unimpressive caught in limbo. I was humiliated today when someone joked I don't get laid. I hate the social pressure status aspect of it. I try to think it doesn't bother me but it does.
Because I look like a twelve year old
Fembot here.
I'm kind of sick of relationships, I just want sex.
>>29752684
would you be willing to help a robot lose their virginity?
>>29752684
Malebot here.
Same as this whore, except I'm not even all that concerned with sex.
I've been through enough girls to realize that I'm just not boyfriend material. I don't want the hassle or expectations.
>>29752197
>>29752108
YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY AND LEAVE US
I'm afraid to get too close to someone again.
I get nothing but bitches catfishing me for attention. I can't even get fat bitches that literally say "i want dick" in their profiles to even meet up with me. All they do is flirt back and forth on text and waffle when i try to get a date or whatever
I'm a social reject programmer with nothing going for me because I have shit grades in high school and has pale skin because I only go outside to get my pizza by some nigger from Dominos
>>29752713
I mean, I kind of have a thing for virgins and quickshots since dating a PEer when I was younger, but it's more of a spiteful thing, and I wouldn't actually let one inside me unless they were super cute and sweet.
>>29752781
>dude edating lmao
it's fucking garbage
people fantasize more anything else, just read the profiles of women describing their Chads and it is all too clear
>>29739376
Way too insecure and paranoid to deal with the amount of dick girls get thrown at them.
It drives me crazy.
Especially when I start dating a girl and her POF account is still active.
I just broke up.
I am bad at sex.
>>29752366
I feel you, bro.
My girl cousins used to bully/tease me the same way. I was the only guy among them, so you can probably feel how that goes.
They'd open bathroom doors while I was peeing and laugh at my penis, and call me names. When we slept in the same bed together or took naps, I would get lightly molested as well, and they expected me to please them. This was before I had any knowledge of sexual things other than "boobs are great" so it kind of confused and scared me. Looking back on it, people would probably call me lucky or something, but it legitimately terrified me and caused me to distrust anybody who wanted anything to do with me.
I tried to rationalize their pranks as funny and hot when I was younger, but I think it fucked my self esteem and made me even more subconsciously uncomfortable around women than I would normally be.
I still have sex dreams about them tying me up and raping/killing me. They're the time I would ever call my dreams a nightmare.
>>29739376
I no longer have the desire to be anything but
>>29739376
Bad luck begetting more bad luck I suppose.
Having no gf marks you as undesirable, which in turn makes it harder to find a gf, and so on. Much like how long periods of unemployment make it harder to get a job.
It doesn't help I seem to have inherited all the worst potatonigger genes (goofy-looking shrimp-dicked skinnyfat manlet with gyno). Added to that mental health issues and many personality flaws the odds were always stacked against me, but I know way bigger trainwrecks than myself who have successful relationships.
This shit is like cancer, you can take precautions to lessen the chances (being tall and born into money, etc) but ultimately it can affect anyone. I blame that last fact for a lot of the social stigma attached to being incel. Normies are so terrified by the randomness of this sense of loneliness they retreat into their 'just-world' dogma in a major way
>inb4 anon can't accept responsibility for his own failure
Go ahead Honk If You're Normie, you'll only be proving me right
>>29741611
Why are you on this board faggot
>>29739376
He left me because he didn't want a relationship but wanted to still be friends.
I got dumped last month :(
I don't like relationships. I find it all a bit taxing and painful. I had a shitty experience when I was a teen.
On a side note, I'm beginning to see more and more that most women are just selfish and manipulative. I haven't got a single friend whos found a girl that isn't a piece of shit in some kind of way.
Maybe it will get better when I am 25+, in the meantime I want to fuck hookers.
I always say it's because I am not good looking compared to the woman I'm into, aka thin to curvy, aka 68% of the female population. But deep down I know I can get them because I'm actually pretty normie but still can't see a woman ever loving me the way I love them because I'm not yet a perfect Chad and therefore deserving of another person's affection.
>Long story short not too bad of a guy but not good enough.
>Will never be carred for
I got dumped and she got back with her ex and now she dumped him again.
Now my loneliness is making me feel like getting back together with her even though I know I shouldn't.
Fuck.
>>29754309
I know only one but she's taken. Figures
>>29754309
I was talking to a girl at work who was in her early 30s. She straight up said she was a bitch til around 25.
not attractive or appealing whatsoever, cracky voice, shitskin
and on top of all of these, a severe lack of will
>first gf in highschool
>ask her to go to homecoming
>she happily says yes
>complains to me that "only 2 guys asked me to homecoming this year, last year it was 5"
>gets mad at me when I tell her what a bitch she's being
And then I stopped caring about girls.
>>29753478
The fuck, man
That's pretty fucked
>>29739376
Can't find pleasure in socializing.
Can barely make regular friends, so how can I get a girlfriend?
>>29739376
>I'm Black
Original negro
Im a woman with a beard
>>29739376
i have autism and that is literally the #1 most disgusting trait you can ever have
unless you're from tumblr
