>You don't mind if I go right on the lawn do you sweetie?
>>29738492
>You don't mind if I kick you in the face, do you you cunt?
yeah I do actually, I think you better leave
>>29738492
What the fuck are you doing bitch? do you want me to get a cheese grater and ram it up your ass and pull it out a few times. Dumb bitch you will kill the grass.
>>29738492
>You don't mind if I watch and jerk off do you?
>>29738492
Makes me want to just whip my dick out and piss right on her vag while she's going.
MOM STOP I TOLD YOU THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
>>29738501
Careful with them edges brah
Oregano
What the fuck are you doing?! *pulls your chair from under you and sticks foot out just before you land, shoving the tip of my aluminum cowboy boot up your pussy* Are you fucking crazy?! *takes boot out of your snatch and removes mini fireplace bellows from my embroidered back pocket* this is what you get, old hag! *quickly inserts bellows into your pussy as you attempt to yell angrily* ah, ah, ah! *rapidly pumps bellows and inflates your gut until it resembles a small basketball* fucking bitch this is what you get for trying to piss in the yard! *removes bellows and jumps on your abdomen, which makes a sonic boom as chunks of your uterus explode mach 20 from your cunt* stupid bitch! I am never inviting you over again! Ever! Do you understand me? *unplugs wireless automatic egg beater and shoves up your vagina and flips switch to "eggcellent puree"* oh you're sorry? *flips switch to "total eggnihilation," turning your vaj into a pussy pudding* yeah you stupid cunt don't ever do that again understand?! sorry I had to be so stern with you but I take good care of my lawn okay? *smiles and touches your knee*
>>29740565
I gave up on the second line
>>29739689
Sounds hot desu, senpai
>>29738492
Would u fuck?
