Who is the real you?
The one on the internet or the one in public?
>>29738391
There is no real me, only memes.
both of them, I dont care what anyone thinks of me
Internet, without a doubt.
Soon I'll have enough to be an investor NEET and then I'm quitting my job and going full COMFY
the internet is public
you just gotta pay for transportation to get there and its bad manners to walk into random buildings
>>29738391
Internet. I can't tell people irl i want to kill myself everyday but on the internet i can.
>>29738391
Internet.
"Hi. I'm Anon. I'm from the Internet. This is my meatspace avatar. It is authorized to conduct communications on my behalf."
I'm the same person desu.
>>29738391
neither. each one is a mask we put on to fit into a certain environment
The internet allows me to just be myself.
>>29738391
l don't know who I even am anymore
>>29738616
Look in the mirror. For like 1 hour. Just sit there and look at yourself. Do nothing else. Just look at your face.
After 1 minute you will smile at how stupid this is.
After 5 minutes you will be picking out the interesting flaws and features on your face.
After 10 minutes you will focus on the sad expression on your face.
After 20 minutes you will start to imagine what could be.
After 30 minutes you will want to look away, at anything but the horror in front of you.
After 40 minutes you will start to accept reality
After 50 minutes you realize the face you looked at is the same one that others have looked at all your life.
After 60 minutes you will stand up and walk away.
>>29738718
I did this and I jerked off to myself and now I'm gay
thanks for ruining me for women
They're both shit either way.
>>29738749
Never change r9k
Here we come, r/4chan
>>29738749
Impossible the time between your post and mine was only 2 min......oh.
>>29738749
>didn't wait 60 minutes to make this post
c'mon
i don't even know at this point. i have no idea who i really am or what i really want or what i really believe about anything.
>>29738391
The internet me, in real life I get too much anxiety to speak freely and I sometimes forget to change my facial expressions.
>>29738867
>>29738877
>newfags who are only here for le epic may-mays
>doesn't realize this has been posted many times before.
We've all tried this.
We're all gay.
Seriously, slay yourselves.
There is no real me.
There is only the me you see here. The 'real me' is just a poorly strung together allusion of a functioning human being.
>>29738391
Neither, but the internet one is a bit closer. The real me is denied and repressed.
>>29738391
The public me
I'm a social person at heart I just can't seem to get out
>>29738391
The only me is me...
Are you sure the only you is you?Interbuttz... mostly.
>>29739365
>interbuttz
would you say it's "amazeballs"
also, i want you to fuck my teenaged asshole with a strapon until my rectum turns inside out. i want you to spit on my face. i want to taste your gingivitis spit. can you do that for me. can you cut off my virgin testicles and hang them from a power line like a pair of sneakers. ok sure man.
>>29738587
do you say desu irl
I'd say my irl me is more real me.
>>29738391
The one when I'm alone with my thoughts.
I have lots of personas:
>a few for 4chan (all but one are for memes, the one which isn't is the closest to the real me)
>one for the rest of the internet
>one for family
>one for others
>>29739501
There would also be an education/employment persona if I wasn't a NEET.
>>29739424
>gingivitis spit
HOW DID YOU KNOW?! WHO ARE YOU?
>strapon
Sounds ghey af 2bh
My friends and I hang out online aswell, and smoke pot on weekends. We share anime lewds in our chat.
The internet me is witty, a chatterbox, and entertaining. I can have multiple conversations, and go on and on with people.
In real life I rarely speak, and try to stay away from others. It's the reason why I don't do meet ups with friends I meet online. I know they'd see how truly autistic I am when I'm not online.
All my opinions and views on certain subjects don't change in irl or online. So that's something I guess.
>>29739432
No, I say "to be honest".
>>29738749
hey include me in the screencap xd
wsgy is a cuck
>>29738391
neither. only my kitty knows the real me
>>29740129
>facebook filename
>crappy cropped picture
Why don't you fuck off from /r9k/ if you've got all these friends of yours? Cancerous normie shit.
>>29738391
The ones on my mind
>>29738581
Fucking gold, I'm stealing this.
>>29740625
You're my friend aswell, buddy.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
>>29738391
I don't act differently on the internet than in real life.
>>29738718
lol faggy shit bro
I'm the same on both but I don't say things as often offline as I would online, I pretty much keep jokes to myself and stuff in real life I don't know why.
I tell my girlfriend about all the posts I make on here. They're all shitposts, like my life
Neither.
The real me, in spirit, has died a long time ago. I'm a collection of delusions, held together by a long-standing fear of death, stuck inside a weak body.
