>He lies on the internet about his job/salary
>He lies on the internet about his height
>He lies on the internet about a gf/friends
>>29738321
I'm actually extra truthful on here because there's no reason to lie on a Tibetan underwater basket weaving mural.
>teacher - 50k
>5'11
>1 year with a girl
>still unhappy
>>29738321
i dont lie on r9k but i do lie to steam friends and whatnot about having a girlfriend etc. just so they stop asking if i'm ok all the time
>>29738408
>girl
>50k job
Why the fuck are you here normiefag? Need to come here and rub it in our cyborg and robot faces to feel better about your great life?
>>29738450
i am a cyborg, i trained as one for 3 years in college
go to /fit/ and /fa/ and practice being only semi autistic. Once you do that just tell girls "hey if you don't like that I watch anime etc, fuck off" they will respect the alpha quality and your new /fa+fit/ body will convince them to stay
No need to lie because life is pretty good.
>150k/year
>5'6"
>no gf currently, last gf was 5'10"
>>29738321
I have no job,
I'm 6'3, and my cock is about 5.5 inches.
I have no real-life friends, and am a virgin.
>>29739442
I'm just like you except i have a 6.5 inch cock.
Ha i win, i'm one place higher one the score board yay
>>29738321
i only lie about being jewish on /pol/
