What could I spend $1000 USD on that would generate maximum happiness?
Drugs.
Oregano xD
>>29737959
Clothes to make you look good. Follow this guide
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>>29737959
sex slave from asia or ukraine
>>29737959
a winch so you can hang/behead yourself and prevent anyone from cutting the rope or saving you
>>29737959
A pupper
get this game i really like the dick sucking noises in it
>>29737959
one-way plane ticket to some cesspit in southeast asia + some spending cash. new life, new ways to be happy.
>>29737989
Or buy a trenchcoat so you can masturbate and cum on girls when they aren't loooking
HRT
originally
>>29738018
Surprisingly not a bad idea.
Go on interpals and find qt who wants visa
>>29737959
Me.
I'll even let you touch my penisafter marriage
Sex doll
Drugs
New pc
Pick your poison
>>29738025
That looks comfy, what is it
>>29737959
Microfinance some negress from some shithole in Africa.
>>29737959
Absolutely nothing. Money can't buy happiness, anon.
The sooner you quit buying thatayy, the better.
>>29737989
If you got here, here's a cheat code to the end of the chain.
>>>/int/61647105
>>29737989
Can't believe I just wasted my time.
>>29738059
It's a game you play in dvd players. It's pretty much a slide show with voice acting
>>29738080
This is actually a good answer, technically
>>29737989
SILENCE, ANIMALS
>>29738081
I have to admit I guess you're right. Spending money is just a distraction.
>>29737959
Virtual reality. Go all out on your rig.
>>29737959
Definitely drugs desu
Or a nice computer if you don't already have one
You could also take a vacation but it would probably only last a week
>>29737959
Depending on your situation and location you could buy a nice bicycle, I've been mountain biking for a long time now and it's pretty much my only source of exercise but i have a blast doing it. I don't know you but it could improve your life, its certainly not unhealthy
>>29739527
A week isn't that bad though. I've been thinking about taking a thousand and going to Tijuana and just getting laid for 3-4 days straight.
>>29737989
Well that was the most autistic thing I've seen today
>>29737959
drugs coupled with a painless method of suicide. euphoria and sweet release.
>>29740324
italians, man. greasy little autists, every last one of them.
>>29737959
Lottery.
Chance to add a couple more zeros.
Anything you can buy for $1,000 will only be temporary pleasure.
>>29737959
buy a planeticket to china and visit a monastery.
Depends on how long you're thinking
Happiness for a while?
>Drugs
Happiness for a while longer but not as intense?
>Something you're interested in already
Happiness for the longest while but potentially failing?
>Self-improvement
The choice is yours anon
leage of legends skins for all Champions
>>29741704
A thousand dollars worth of heroin would be good
>>29737959
a WIDE LOT of LEGOS !!!!!!!!!!!!
you won't ever regret it.
>>29741418
Not if he were in Africa
He could buy a child and some tools
Buy an elliptical gym thing
Buy a new graphics card
Buy gear for making beer
Gaming Pc. It's what would make me happy
One thousand dollars worth of dark chocolate. Mmmmmmmm.
buy a macbook op
>>29737989
OH le old reddit switcharooo
I'm le going in! xDDDDD
Save money and plan for the future.
cocaine and prostitute
in that order
cheap motorcycle
or iphone 7
>>29744044
>giving genuine good advice
ur sweet, anon
