How do you size up robot?
Are you even capable of satisfying a woman?
I only fucked two girls in my life but both said I was almost too big for them and I'm exactly 6in. I've heard others say the same. Dick size is probably a meme.
They were white if that matters.
kek
The queen of spades is a real symbol women use for this.
>>29737706
Can you fetishists stop.
I honestly hope this is just a fetish because it takes a special kind of autism to buy into the bbc/big dick meme.
>>29737860
Most of these are Photoshoped or temporary tattoos.
>>29737706
Who the fuck would have sex with that apart from a bunch of niggers.
>tfw thought I was 6
>measure myself, but can't seem to get fully erect
>hover around 5.5 and 5.8
>rarely get hard enough for 6 or 6.1 but most of the time its just me struggling to achieve a full erection
Fucking KILL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
AM I DEVELOPING ED
>>29737706
>tfw you're black and still not a ten inch behemoth
And you wonder why we're robots, when women think we're all something that we're not.
>>29738160
The average is 5.2 bone pressed, so you are above average.
>>29738193
Learn to avoid those types of white chicks. Your life will be so much better.
>>29738401
I avoid chicks period. Love is an irrelevancy. I focus on self-improvement and if I need to skeet in a vagina...well that's why Tijuana exists.
I always think that when I see a woman's (actual woman not tiny college girl) ass. Like how would I penetrate that with my 5.5 incher? There's too much ass.
>>29737821
You weren't too big. I'm 6" too. They're just memeing you man.
>>29737821
when girls really like you theyll always say your dick is big unless its unusually small
>>29738423
go rob a shop or smt fuckin normalfag
>>29738054
>microdick faggot is assblasted
>>29738530
How will I know if they like me then?
The average vagina isnt even as the deep as the regular penis lenght this is bs
>>29738630
If you can't tell you're autistic.
>>29738630
They won't.
original
>>29738641
Yeah
>>29738660
Ouch
>>29738193
date a black girl then. Why do you need to chase white girls?
>>29738694
I don't date anyone now. The juice just isn't worth the squeeze when you have to change your entire ethos just to get some su c c.
>>29738694
He never said he went after white girls and black girls are the original size queens so that advice doesn't really help at all.
>>29738193
n-nobody actually believes that meme, rightstill crazy above average over here but way short of ten inches
>>29737706
>10 inch dick
hope she is happy with the 1% of men who have them
Barely 6 inches
Have had negative comments about it online.
Doubt i'd satisfy a woman.
>>29738855
More like .01 percent.
>>29738908
You'll split some hoes open, they'll hate fucking 6+ inch dicks, especially if it takes more than six minutes to nut.
t. a dedicated whoremonger
>>29738964
I suppose. But the problem is the relativitiy of the size.
>barely 6 inches
>6'6 height
>>29738985
yeah, that's kinda flawed because the dick is all out of proportion comparatively. Can you hide the D until insertion?
4.2 inch girth here, had one chance to loose my virginity two years ago, but acted too drunk, because of this shit.
>tfw soon to be 25
>>29739007
Possibly.
Look, I know in and of itself, the dick isn't THAT small. It's just, as you said, it's out of proportion.
I guess I could hide it? Or just not draw too much attention to it.
>>29739019
that sucks. 25 too and i cant imagine
5.5 inches here. Is there any hope for me at all or should I get my helium bag ready?
>>29738053
>being this delusional
this is NOT an original comment blox blox
>>29739019
That's my girth and I've had sex twice. Didn't hear complaints from either of them. Just don't be too nervous if it does happen because I was my first time and was limp for most of it
> 10 inches
> muh bbc
Most black guys won't measure up to that either. Even plenty of the well endowed black guys in porn aren't quite 10 inches.
>>29739033
at 6" you're actually above average, even for the fucking CONGO. But since the average faggot is like 5'10" so....
Once you've got it inserted though, looks mean nothing, she's got to feel the length inside her so she's going to react to the length and the strokes...negotiating it into her vag is the part I don't really understand from fucking whores. Whores never reject the dick unless it's too big but I know from experience that if you get in there with six inches she'll feel it, no bullshit.
And if an experienced dick-taking whore will feel it, then you know a regular girl will. So, I guess the best option would be just to not draw attention to it until you're already inside.
>>29737706
6 to 7 is the general preference of women, 5 is just okay
above is just a gimmick and below she can't feel anything
>>29739101
Thanks for the advice.
I suppose the big dick thing is pretty much a meme.
>>29739115
No problem. I feel like I need to give back to y'all since so many of these failed normies are worthless assholes lately.
im 1 flaccid but 5.5 hard
>>29739103
>general preference
They most likely say that to not look like complete whores.
>>29739129
>worthless assholes
Pretty much
>>29739152
He's not far off. After about 7", bitches start to bottom out and they start implementing weak strategies like trying to wrap their hand around the base of your cock to prevent you from inserting yourself all the way into their vagina. If a bitch says she can willingly take more than 8" of dick, you don't need to fuck with her anyways because she's not just a whore, she's a fucking IRREDEEMABLE whore, and even among the ranks of professional dicksuckers, you can probably get a better deal.
t. black failed normie with between 7" and 8" depending on how fat he is
2-3 inches flaccid? (Never measured) Right below 7 inches erect.
>>29738041
The board is constantly being raided by a bunch of leftist faggots and apolitical shitposters. Same goes for /pol/.
The reason is that they hate us and like to ruin things.
>>29739129
>since so many of these failed normies are worthless assholes lately.
what do you mean anon?
I'm 7.5 x 4.5 here. Does it really matter if I've given up on women?
>>29739268
Have you seen the board lately? It's all failed normie, bee yourself, you're not flawed you're just lazy, boipussy, brappppp, cuckold spamming bullshit and I feel sorry for the people who want to score points off robots instead of empathizing with them.
>>29739250
>The board is constantly being raided by a bunch of leftist faggots and apolitical shitposters.
Mods need to start banning people.
The guy(s) also reply constantly to their own threads. There are multiple posts replying to each other with the same writing style, language and structure.
>The reason is that they hate us and like to ruin things.
Nah, they probably are true believer tumblristas and redditors. Sad they don't realize that the ideology they promote is the work of globalist capitalists.
>>29739612
>Sad they don't realize that the ideology they promote is the work of globalist capitalists.
how so? what ideology am I promoting?
>>29738488
The holes are always fairly close to the surface, the ass grows on the sides. She can also spread her ass and/or put it up in the air to expose herself.
>>29738694
Why does some asshat post this every time, even when I explicitly say I'm interested in a black or asian girl?
Does eating out give as mush satisfaction as actual penetration ?
I heard that the majority of girls only have orgasms with this kind of thing
>>29737860
>Women actually brand themselves to show that they're coalburners
Welp, that's it. I've given up on them a long time ago, but this snapped something i wasn't even aware existed.
Cheers.
>>29739833
You do know you can fuck them without liking them, giving them a child to extort you with, or having future communications with them, right?
>>29737706
4inch here. i dont even care since women dont even want to talk to me.
>>29737860
Except 90% of pictures like these are photoshops and the ones that aren't are gotten at the urging of some cuck husband.
>>29738207
5.2 BONE PRESSED?
What if we like, take asia and japan out of the equation, what does it become then?
>>29738908
6 is enough, go at it hard enough and they won't be thinking about size.
>>29739784
It's the best and most satisying way for a woman to orgasm. Penetration is more psychologically pleasing than physically, the sensations are stronger but clit licking is their favorite thing for like 90% of women.
>>29739852
Yeah but my hand doesn't bitch at me
>>29738207
The average is not 4 inches? This is very unsettling.
>>29739654
Well you're being ambiguous here but the ideology in question is obviously progressive liberalism, which is undeniably globalist.
>>29739949
also true, just stating that it is possible to get what you want from them without giving them what they want. It seems chadlike, but the percentage of these girls that are hoing, or at least soft whoring is AMAZING
>>29738936
Likely even less than that. It gets exponentially rarer, I'd say it's closer to one in a million.
>>29739920
Stop trying to bait. It's around there for white men, some studies put it a little higher, but most sit in the low 5" range as average when bone pressed.
>>29739966
Eliot pls
>>29740040
Note, that this isn't purely accurate, many other studies (including the first one that comes up if you google it) puts it at 5.1".
>>29737706
Yeah good luck enjoying sex with a 10 inch dick, there are diminishing returns to size you know.
Bigger is better, but up to a point.
>>29740066
Even then, they are attempting to chase such a small minority of the male population it makes you wonder if they ever get laid, or if people just abuse the fact women have terrible spacial awareness and judgement to trick them into thinking 6.6 is 10 inches.
Because if you think about it, a man with a cock that large can lay women far more attractive than the size queen marked flabby looking sluts.
>>29739200
a bit more than 7'' here, not only this but it's pretty girthy and crooked, the hand thing is completely true
The real question here is... does this picture make your mouth water?
>>29740040
15cm sounds sensible to me
But 12cm as average circumference sounds...low.
>>29738694
Can you stop being a presumptuous piece of shit? Yes, I can smell your insecurities regarding bm/wf from here, you cuck.
>>29740100
Thanks for confirming my experiences anon. These girls are just lying to weed out the guys that give a fuck about what they think.
>>29740133
And you're a pathetic white cuck shitposting at 5am in the morning. Whose life is sadder? I'm not even the anon you're replying to.
>>29740098
What? These are medical studies, not self reported sizes that people who fucked the doctors said they had.
Or were you referring to me saying it's one in a million? Because then yeah, you're probably right, people in general have terrible perception of size, and an inch isn't a huge difference either way, so 6" can easily become 7", and if it's just a hookup and you mention it afterwards, they can't even look to see.
>>29740116
It's actually slightly below 15cm for erect length, but no, the average girth is way smaller than you hear from people here. There's more people claiming they have 6" girth here than there is sub 5", which should say a lot to you.
>>29740109
>brappppp
It would if it was real and not a shop.
>>29740133
You enter this thread proclaiming how insecure you are about your average cock size and then call someone else insecure? Smh anon. You're better than that.
>>29740133
You're posting shopped images from a cuck fetishists blog, and then using cuck as an insult. That's pretty stupid mate.
>>29739984
Why does everything have to be about politics to you?
>>29737821
Vaginas expand the more turned on a girl is. The vagina tents past the cervix when aroused to accomodate a bigger cock.
Nearly all girls can take a bigger cock than 6 inches.
>>29740279
Vagina's don't expand that much anon, they're not just bottomless pits. And that whole tenting past the cervix thing is bullshit, literally the only source is some image that doesn't actually provide a source.
I should clarify. They can accomodate it, but it's going to be very painful for the girl if you're trying to force something into them that doesn't fit. And 6" is more than enough to hit the cervix in certain positions for most women.
>>29740276
I wasn't even the original anon but the topic itself was political. I don't even know your political affiliation, which, as I said earlier, makes you ambiguous.
>>29737706
Tfw only 8 inches. I can't get any of that joocy bum bum
>>29740332
I don't really see how people shitposting cuck porn is political at all honestly.
>>29740332
Racebait has nothing to do with politics. Tinfoil /pol/tards seem to think we're being invaded by paid leftist shills
Well, where's my money? I've made like 4 racebait threads this week (2 of them got 300 posts)
I don't do it for money. I do it to buttblast you pathetic normals
>>29740359
last week, not this week*
>>29740348
The reply you made to the guy (>>29739612) was and it ties in considering the suspected culprit belongs to that camp.
>>29740359
Of course it doesn't you idiot. But you can agitate a political demographic by annoying them with media they obviously will find issue with, in the same way neo-nazis would post racist memes on reddit.
And, actually, I'm finding a common thread to these rebuttals, that the intent of these posts is to do with upsetting 'normals'. Yea, I don't know, that sounds all too convenient.
It's a dedicated group coordinating this and not just on /r9k/ but /tv/. Who else but reddit (users that sub to gamerghazi and srs) would devote such time and energy to this?
>>29740312
Not the one you responded to but I'm 7,5" and I NEVER hit the cervix of my gf, not even when I go ballsdeep from behind. I was always scared of hitting it in the beginning but it never happened.
>>29740584
I didn't make a reply to that guy at all. And even that guy and the guy he replied to were just sperging out and blaming leftists for shitposting, at if it's political at all, instead of just shitposting.
>It's a dedicated group coordinating this and not just on /r9k/ but /tv/. Who else but reddit (users that sub to gamerghazi and srs) would devote such time and energy to this?
You're fucking paranoid mate. There is no conspiracy to destroy your secret club, it's just people posting shit to get a rise out of other posters. They should still be banned for it, but no-one's out to get you with their evil cuck memes.
And you realise it doesn't need to be the same people posting every thread, right? Millions of people browse here every month, it's not difficult to imagine that some posters make a couple of shitty bait threads.
Why is black cock so much better than small white cock?
>>29740652
And I'm 7" and do. Obviously not every girl's the same, the same as not every guy has the same sized dick. That doesn't mean that some are statistically way more common than others.
>Implying white women can't take an entire nigger dick
>>29740688
>You're fucking paranoid mate. There is no conspiracy to destroy your secret club, it's just people posting shit to get a rise out of other posters. They should still be banned for it, but no-one's out to get you with their evil cuck memes.
Nah. This has been going on for a year at least, and it's every day, at every hour. If you don't think there's some group coordinating this you're a fucking mong. I even made two threads on /tv/ hours ago about this that went upwards 200 replies chiming in agreement and those ended up being deleted.
>And you realise it doesn't need to be the same people posting every thread, right? Millions of people browse here every month, it's not difficult to imagine that some posters make a couple of shitty bait threads.
Millions of people don't browse here. That's across the site. And you'd, again, have to be a fucking mong to not recognize an undeniable pattern constantly repeated here. I mean, every thread is exactly the same.
Why are you defending this? Are you that naive? Are you part of it? I don't care if you call me paranoid. There is definitely something about this that isn't right.
>>29740829
What's your point, that some posters spam shit threads with similar images? You don't see how paranoid that is?
>Nah. This has been going on for a year at least, and it's every day, at every hour
It's been going for fucking years, retard. /r9k/ is a shitty board generally, with a lot of shitposting and baiting, there's no group out to get you.
>I even made two threads on /tv/ hours ago about this that went upwards 200 replies chiming in agreement and those ended up being deleted.
>two threads
You're clearly one of those spammers from the evil reddit conspiracy.
And the thread was deleted because it's off topic meta talk, which goes on /qa/.
>Millions of people don't browse here. That's across the site
Yes, I'm talking across the site. /r9k/ is a pretty active board though, it's got a lot of posters.
>Why are you defending this? Are you that naive? Are you part of it? I don't care if you call me paranoid. There is definitely something about this that isn't right.
I'm not defending shitposting, point out where I said that? I flat out said they should be banned.
I just think it's fucking stupid to think there's some group out there dedicated to posting what are in some cases just bad threads on random topics, and in other cases bait, for some mysterious unknown reason.
Or that you can be stupid enough to think this has only been going on for a year or so, and that most active boards here haven't been filled with shitposting for most of their lifespan.
If it was a group of people going around doing this, they'd just have been range banned already.
>>29740829
wow it's almost like we're on a shit site, the jews are not out to get you, some boards are still great but all major boards are awful, full of shitposters and lately they also suffer from /pol/ leakage, seriously keep /pol/ in /pol/ lads
>>29737706
She's setting herself up for disappointment. BBC is a meme, we're usually only slightly larger on average.
>>29741023
>What's your point, that some posters spam shit threads with similar images? You don't see how paranoid that is?
It's not paranoia you idiot, it's a fucking formulaic thread created every day, throughout the day.
>It's been going for fucking years, retard. /r9k/ is a shitty board generally, with a lot of shitposting and baiting, there's no group out to get you.
This hasn't been done at this kind of frequency. Take the recent response to that as testament.
>You're clearly one of those spammers from the evil reddit conspiracy.
Is it so hard to believe that reddit could possibly be behind this considering that they are decidedly, undeniably hostile, antagonistic, and always shit talking 4chan culture? There isn't even a barrier between these sites. Redditors definitely post here. Why wouldn't they? They're in all the GOT and Marvel threads on /tv/. They're always in threads about feminism. Why is pol the only boogeyman?
>And the thread was deleted because it's off topic meta talk, which goes on /qa/.
Go on /qa/ right now and see the imitation of the thread I made. It's got maybe 10 replies. And, anyways, it is /tv/ related. It's about /tv/ board culture.
>Yes, I'm talking across the site. /r9k/ is a pretty active board though, it's got a lot of posters.
No it isn't. It's about as fast as /ck/. You have maybe 2,000 active posters at any given time.
>I just think it's fucking stupid to think there's some group out there dedicated to posting what are in some cases just bad threads on random topics, and in other cases bait, for some mysterious unknown reason.
You sound clueless here. I mean, it makes more sense for this to be coordinated by some group than just random happenstance by random anons considering it's been going on for years, and has recently kicked up a notch, especially at night. Look at the cunnyposters. They're a fucking group, doing this for years, incessantly. Why is this concept bizarre to you? [comment too long]
>>29741123
Good god you're idiot. I didn't even mention Jews and nothing about my post was even pol-related. Is your IQ double digits? Do you know what black and white thinking is? Do you realize you possess the exact same mentality as someone who browses pol?
>>29740829
oh hey, my her thread made it into that image
You fuckers have it on easy mode
>Used to seriously obese
>Lost weight
>There's extra stretched skin around my dick
>Makes it 13 cm (5.1 inch)
>To get to my actual length (16 cm/6.2 inch) I need to press the fat down
Kill me
>>29740279
weird that you say that because when i'm fucking my girlfriend her vagina gets tighter until she cums
>>29741222
>It's not paranoia you idiot, it's a fucking formulaic thread created every day, throughout the day.
Which you proved by posting a bunch of threads of which there was one similar to it up at the same time.
>This hasn't been done at this kind of frequency.
Are you kidding me? We had a dude posting pics of attractive chicks with a caption that was always like "Why don't you come do this with us anon" or some shit like that, always really unrealistic dialogue. Some guy made a collage of them, there was around 100 threads.
Was it a reddit invasion? Or was it just what everyone assumed, some autist with way too much free time?
>Is it so hard to believe that reddit could possibly be behind this considering that they are decidedly, undeniably hostile, antagonistic, and always shit talking 4chan culture?
Have you ever even been on the site you talk about so much? They don't care about 4chan. It's 4chan that's constantly worrying about reddit, and acting like there's some boogieman.
Reddit doesn't all go insane because /r 4chan exists, yet imagine if it was reversed and there was a reddit board here?
>Go on /qa/ right now and see the imitation of the thread I made. It's got maybe 10 replies
Because it's tinfoil hat tier. You're connecting every shitpost thread posted here in the last year together, and blaming some shadowy group for it.
>And, anyways, it is /tv/ related. It's about /tv/ board culture.
Since when is the topic of /tv/ "Television and also anything else because it's posted here and is board culture". Meta discussions got on /qa/.
>No it isn't. It's about as fast as /ck/. You have maybe 2,000 active posters at any given time.
I mean, I don't have any evidence, but even if it's 2000 people, considering that 4chan overall gets millions of unique IP's each month. That's a large amount of new users each month. Is it really so hard for you to think that of that 2000 (at the absolute least), maybe 30 post a shitpost thread?
Holy shit, my niggercock cuckbait threads are inducing paranoia and schizophrenia on little whitebois
Feels good, gonna amp it up
>>29741222
>You sound clueless here. I mean, it makes more sense for this to be coordinated by some group than just random happenstance by random anons considering it's been going on for years, and has recently kicked up a notch, especially at night.
No, it doesn't. Look at Patton posting over on /fit/. Never was very popular, and was clearly only a few anons posting them, probably around 20 or so based on how many IP's the average thread got.
All it takes is for someone to post it, someone to go "Hey, this is a good meme, I'll post it too" and for that to catch on a bit.
And it did. I posted a few of those threads, and I'm not part of some co-ordinated reddit attack, I've been here for years, as well as a regular browser of other chans.
You're being very paranoid, and have very, very weak evidence for anything.
>>29739718
I wonder who (((he))) is.
Orgbal
>>29737706
7 here. If she started measuring where her vagina actually is 7 already goes deeper that "her" 10
>>29741567
>>29741498
Alright, y'know, I'm too tired for this, it's 7:48 am. I'll just call it a night and say you're part of the SRS brigade doing a wonderful job trying to deflect any accusation of this whole thing being reddit when it stinks of it.
>Another cuckold thread in this board.
Let me tell you guys a secret, if I had to cheat on my bf it would be with a hot white or asian guy.
>>29742385
Girls don't avatarfag
Nice try, faggot
>>29737706
that bitch better learn that people with 10 inches a pretty much 1 in a million and normally have problems
anyway nice ass XDDDD
>>29742385
Fuck off queer,.
notorignanakapkfrgeo
>>29742405
>>29742481
>There are no girls in my secrit club
reeeeeeeee
I watched japanese cartoons before most of you were probably born.
>>29737706
im glad my girl has an ass. this is pathetic.
>>29742623
That's nice, honey, but you're not a girl. You have a feminine penis, remember?
>>29738207
Wait, we're measuring bone pressed? That seemed like cheating, but okay. Little over 8 inches.
>we fucked him up in so many ways that he's obviously going to kill himself when he realizes it
>how about giving him a big swingin' dick?
>haha sure, like he'll ever get a chance to use it anyways
Fuck you, god.
>>29737706
what percentage of the population has a 10 inch dick?
>>29742837
the same percentage that would sleep with her
>have a small penis
>go to small penis thread on /r9k/ so that I can see if others understand my pain
>everyone complaining that they're 5.5 inches or "only 6 inches"
>mfw sub 4 inch penis
>mfw pencil dick on top of that
>mfw no hope
>>29743250
Pics? Sounds quite cute
>>29743250
adorable, does it look like a little kid's dick too?
>>29742282
Believe whatever you want you delusional retard.
>>29742720
Every medical test measures bone pressed, the pubic fat layer is different sizes in everyone, and even laying a different way could change what result you get if it wasn't bone pressed.
Nice humble brag though, no-one asked how big your dick was.
>>29743644
You sound extraordinarily bitter and very clearly have a miniscule penis.
HAHA! BABYDICK!
girls are freakingly stupid when it comes to noting size
they probably see a 6 inch dick as an 8 inch dick
>>29743644
7 inches here buddy :)
>>29738160
>tfw thought I was 6
>actually 7.2
>every day there are threads about dick size
>when they never realize that if you have a normal sized dick, there is nothing to worry about
Only sub 5 dicks are fucked.
>>29739612
>The guy(s) also reply constantly to their own threads. There are multiple posts replying to each other with the same writing style, language and structure.
Bring back IDs.
>>29737706
>the cuck and bbc memes wont die in your lifetime
why did I have to born into the most degenerate part of human history
>>29744447
The bigtime shilling has money behind it. They have proxies, for multiple reasons, and can easily fool the IP counter
The mods need to recognize that this stuff is organized political spam coming from off site, and need to clean it off the board.
>>29744474
>no proof
OK, Timmy, I know this cuck stuff makes your 2 incher hard, but you can't keep blaming DA JOOZ!!
Grow up, manchild.
>>29744036
>>29744265
You caught me. My penis is fucking miniscule and I'm very, very angry about that, which I showed by pointing out that you're being obnoxious by randomly going "MY DICK IS FUCKING HUGE BTW", when no-one asked.
>>29744605
US Homeland Security Discussing Meme Warfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFqTDvg2pn4
Revealed: US spy operation that manipulates social media
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks
http://www.tgdaily.com/security-features/54733-us-military-says-metal-gear-sock-puppets-are-real
The guardian Astroturfing
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/feb/08/what-is-astroturfing
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/georgemonbiot/2011/feb/23/need-to-protect-internet-from-astroturfing
Anti Semitic Hoax in Ukraine traced (to the ADL)
http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/04/19/359181/ukraine-jew-registration-hoax-traced/
BBC article on shills
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15869683
NSA and GHCQ Employing Shills To Poison Web Forum Discourse
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/02/25/0359246/nsa-and-ghcq-employing-shills-to-poison-web-forum-discourse
Reddit Censored
http://investmentwatchblog.com/reddit-censors-story-about-government-manipulation-and-disruption-of-the-internet/
Israeli Spy: "We encouraged anti-semitic conspiracy theories"
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/articles/inquiry/19781-israeli-spy-admits-we-encouraged-anti-semitic-conspiracy-theories
New Snowden Doc Reveals How GCHQ/NSA Use The Internet To 'Manipulate, Deceive And Destroy Reputations'
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140224/17054826340/new-snowden-doc-reveals-how-gchqnsa-use-internet-to-manipulate-deceive-destroy-reputations.shtml
I was a paid internet shill
http://consciouslifenews.com/paid-internet-shill-shadowy-groups-manipulate-internet-opinion-debate/
>>29745109
Go to bed now, Timmy
>>29745141
>ask for proof
>get hard evidence from multiple sources
>haha i meme u
btfo stop posting
>>29745183
What proof? A bunch of scatterbrained articles? Wow, that totally means LE KIKES are spamming /r9k/ with pictures of huge nigger cocks!!! /r9k/ is SUCH an important target for DA KYKESZZ!!
Get over yourself, dumb cumskin
>>29745141
Wait, so you're NOT here to honestly and fairly exchange information?
Wow I'm shocked. You seemed so trustworthy.
>>29745109
No-one's denying that the government doesn't have some internet presence, but do you honestly believe they're posting cuck threads on /r9k/? What possible gain is there?
>>29745230
Why're you so mad, friend?
>>29737706
Well I'm taller than that so I'd say I'm good to go!
>>29745267
>What possible gain is there?
The globalist agenda benefits from insecure, angry white racists who hate blacks. It costs like $100 an hour to make those here, which is chump change compared to conventional political campaigning and advertising.
It's not a question of "if" shilling is happening. It's a question of "how much" is happening.
>>29745242
>>29745277
Oh, I'm not mad. I'm just waiting for proof.
>>29745316
>The globalist agenda benefits from insecure, angry white racists who hate blacks.
How, exactly? You can't just claim that they profit from it, you have to explain how they profit from it, and preferably point out which groups are profiting if possible.
>>29745316
filter any race related thread then, problem solved
>>29745335
That's the problem with foilhatters - they look for motives, and as soon as they find one they're sure that it's a conspiracy.
>>29745331
Hm, you sound pretty mad. Almost like a pissed off jew if I've ever heard one.
But hey there's lots of proof of social media shilling being posted in the thread, bud. How bout you take a gander :-)
>>29745349
fuck you, report threads and they autohide.
>>29745372
You're right! You got me!! I'm a jew
Now what are you gonna do?
>>29745363
Yeah, this guy's making a lot of leaps of logic here. Sure, the government has a media presence, including online. But is it the government or the jews posting this, for one?
And why would the Jews post this sort of information? He claimed there's something to gain, but has yet to explain how they profit from people shitposting online.
All those articles has just been a couple false flags and slander, nothing about what we're talking here.
>>29745335
>How, exactly? You can't just claim that they profit from it, you have to explain how they profit from it
It's self evident, but okay I can do that. It's not in the interests of the first world, white middle class to assimilate with third world populations. But it IS in the interests of the billionaire class, international banks, corporations, ect. And that is exactly what we're seeing being undemocratically inflicted onto whites around the world. The #1 way to bolster support for globalist programs is to vilify the first world nationalist interests. And the #1 way to accomplish that is to have white nationalist leaning communities be composed, as much as possible, of hysterical, violent fanatics. It fractures our societies, and leaves us open to further population replacement and social disintegration programs.
The quite clearly hierarchically organized white male humiliation porn spamming we're seeing here fits in perfectly with that agenda.
>>29745458
>The quite clearly hierarchically organized white male humiliation porn spamming we're seeing here fits in perfectly with that agenda.
Or maybe it could be that humiliation porn is popular among white males?
>>29737706
>flattest ass ever
>"lol u need a 10 incher to fuck me"
Roasties everyone.
>>29745444
>Sure, the government has a media presence
It's quite alot more severe than that, but hey. You're asking ALOT from me. Why not just google it yourself?
But yea. Governmental and Corporate (nearly the same thing at this point) propaganda is more ubiquitous, more subtle, and more aggressive than it ever has been before in human history. The brainwashing programs happening today make WWII propaganda look like child's play.
>And why would the Jews post this sort of information?
It's easier to get foreign populations to target and infiltrate people who are not their own. Harder to find whites who want to spend all day bullying other whites. Jews fit the bill perfectly.
What was it that Nixon said? "Jews are born spies."
>All those articles has just been a couple false flags and slander, nothing about what we're talking here.
Lol oh yea? You read all that material in 15 minutes? Hm...
>>29745458
Pic related has nothing to do with what we said.
>It's not in the interests of the first world, white middle class to assimilate with third world populations.
Why's that?
>But it IS in the interests of the billionaire class, international banks, corporations, ect.
How, exactly do banks profit from posting cuck porn here?
>The #1 way to bolster support for globalist programs is to vilify the first world nationalist interests
What globalist programs? And have you considered that it's not posting the porn that results in people looking like morons, but rather their hysterical reactions to it?
>It fractures our societies, and leaves us open to further population replacement and social disintegration programs.
How does the actions of some people on /r9k/ fracture our society? This forum isn't that large or influential, and especially not this board.
You're trying to blame some shady enemy for your actions, which is stupid. People act like irrational morons because they are irrational morons, not because the jews are out to get them and are forcing them to.
>The quite clearly hierarchically organized white male humiliation porn spamming we're seeing here fits in perfectly with that agenda.
It also fits into the agenda of bait posting, as every single thread like this gets at least 100 replies, and apparently drives people to paranoia.
>>29737706
>Black and 6 inches
>>29745549
>It also fits into the agenda of bait posting, as every single thread like this gets at least 100 replies, and apparently drives people to paranoia.
Just knowing that my racebait is driving people to insanity makes me so fucking giddy
Getting 100, 200, 300 posts is one thing, but actually mentally fucking with someone is just on another level
>>29745538
>It's quite alot more severe than that, but hey. You're asking ALOT from me. Why not just google it yourself?
No, its' not "quite a lot more severe than that". The government has media campaigns, and some manipulation of information.
And because you made the claim, you need to prove it.
>It's easier to get foreign populations to target and infiltrate people who are not their own. Harder to find whites who want to spend all day bullying other whites. Jews fit the bill perfectly.
The jews are already an accepted group here, there's nothing for them to need to change or try to infiltrate, they're already all throughout society.
You also didn't manage to explain WHY they would post this info. What is their motivation to doing it, what profit is there to be made?
>Lol oh yea? You read all that material in 15 minutes? Hm...
The few that don't outright say what they are in the heading? That's like four mate, how slow do you read?
>>29745477
>Or maybe it could be that humiliation porn is popular among white males?
Hey fetishes are fetishes, but white men aren't jews or japanese. Most of us just aren't that perverted.
Realistically speaking, 99% of us hate seeing our image pornographically humiliated all the time. And, I mean, that just makes sense.
>>29745579
It's definitely a whole other level of shitposting, when not only do people think you legitimately think those things, but they actually think you're a member of a government group designed to disintegrate the very fabric of society. If there's a single thing that is proof of successful bait, it has to be that.
>>29745579
>Just knowing that my racebait is driving people to insanity makes me so fucking giddy
I think I saw you in another thread on /soc/. Are you pic related by chance?
>>29745600
"white men" is a non existant demographics, what's percieved as white changes from place to place, and watching any kind of porn involves humiliation at some level
>>29741363
You must have thought you were really cool typing this out.
Man, summer sure is hot around here.
>>29745622
Oh, that's right. I forgot. We're all actually Africans lol
>>29745646
>africans
again, too vague, be more specific
>>29745630
Were you hitting on him or calling him retarded? You kind of sent mixed messages there.
Why the fuck is this website full off guys with monster dicks? Isn't big dicks supposed to be very rare?
>>29745616
>they actually think you're a member of a government group designed to disintegrate the fabric of society
It's not so much "disintegrate," as it is "get all the little people fighting with each other"
But yea, no. While some people are probably just ebin trolls playing along for lulz, alot of this is pretty obviously coming from an organized effort, and there's literal mountains of evidence to suggest such a thing is very likely.
>>29745684
Shockingly, people lie about that sort of stuff on the internet. It's apparently more common here for someone to be 7" or above than it is to be 5", which is pretty unrealistic, but it's partially a selection bias (people with bigger dicks tend to post the size), and also people lying for whatever reason.
>>29745698
>But yea, no. While some people are probably just ebin trolls playing along for lulz, alot of this is pretty obviously coming from an organized effort, and there's literal mountains of evidence to suggest such a thing is very likely.
How does it make you feel that I'm one of those EBIN TROLLZ and I'm doing it for free?
>>29745698
>get all the little people fighting with each other
people do it anyway mate, right now race is a hot topic and people are going apeshit over it, I'm sure there's some "external influence" but it's fairly limited at least here, twitter is obviously much more controlled
I'm like 8 inches and it never did anything for me.
Give me my hair back and I'll gladly give up 2 inches or more.
Having good looks but a small dick will get you laid more than being ugly with a hanger you retards.
>>29745698
Fuck, an email from the NSA talking about 4chan? That is proof of a Jewish cuck porn conspiracy! It totally couldn't be about the stupid amounts of terrorist threats we have posted here, fake or not, could it?
>It's not so much "disintegrate," as it is "get all the little people fighting with each other"
As I said, 4chan isn't the influential, there's no reason to do it here.
>While some people are probably just ebin trolls playing along for lulz, alot of this is pretty obviously coming from an organized effort, and there's literal mountains of evidence to suggest such a thing is very likely.
It's clearly just a few trolls, as we've had shit like this for literally years, on all sorts of topics. And your evidence boils down to a government email mentioning 4chan, and the fact that some groups have manipulated social media before. That's hardly compelling, it's not even enough to prosecute anyone if we were in a courtroom.
It's less compelling than going "Someone said my name once, and I've got some past cases involving assault that don't actually involve me at all, so this other person assaulted me".
>>29743250
It's unfair anon. But get into jelqing (with safety, warmup!) and be fit and you could maybe get a 5.5 incher in like 3 years. I'm serious but it will be risky going for such large gains. You aint got much to lose.
READ UP for at least 1 month about it and carefully read safety stuff.
>>29745718
>How does it make you feel that I'm one of those EBIN TROLLZ and I'm doing it for free?
Hey, some people are like that. I'd ask you to consider the harm you are doing to already weak and helpless shut ins on the internet, and the harm you're also doing to black people associatively.
>for free
Why not go sign up somewhere and get paid $30 an hour to do it? That's just stupid, desu
>>29745719
>right now race is a hot topic
Yes, but why is it a hot topic? It's no coincidence that the mainstream media is promoting and agitating racial conflict at the same time that this is happening.
White racists benefit the agenda of the NWO. They want more of them.
>>29745834
Because of the terrorism issues, the rioting of the BLM movement, and the general concern about mass immigration, as well as a current election going on, which always tends to fan the flames around whatever the issues at hand are.
You've failed to explain how racists benefit some NWO or banks or billionaires or whoever the fuck though.
>>29745799
>I'd ask you to consider the harm you are doing to already weak and helpless shut ins on the internet,
Couldn't give a shit. The internet is not serious business. Just close your eyes, turn your monitor off, go read a book, watch a movie, turn your computer off
>and the harm you're also doing to black people associatively.
I hate niggers
>>29745773
>And your evidence boils down to a government email mentioning 4chan
There's a ton more than that. A ton more. But you're disregarding it because you don't like it for whatever reason. So have good one buddy
>>29745892
I'm disregarding it because it's either completely irrelevant, circumstantial at best, or in this case, literally unconfirmed youtube comments.
Also, I'd like to point out that this image actually works against what you're saying. He's saying that all of those things are trolls that retards took way too seriously which is exactly what I'm claiming is going on here. He's not claiming to be a government employee trying to take down society, literally just a person who makes satirical facebook pages and other stuff for his own enjoyment.
>TFW 13x10cm needle dick
>TFW no amount of self improvement will make me less inferior
>TFW forever a half man
>>29738207
I don't believe these dick sizes I think they just make it like that so people will feel better about themselves
>>29745956
You're arguing that medical researchers are falsifying studies so that people feel good about themselves? Despite it obviously having clinical importance to give accurate figures, and the sources being directly from urology journals or the like?
>tfw bf is average
>tfw it still hurts
>>29737706
>implying that bitch can take 10 inches of dick, even if she manages to find the 1 in a million man with that long a cock
>>29743278
>>29743621
Guys, take it easy on him, his life's already basically ruined.
>17cm length
>15cm circumference
All the women I've slept with (two!) said it's huge as fuck.
>>29738054
Kek are you kidding my man?
6.3 here
My dick was actually 5.5 last year so I couldn't be happier
>tfw you're turning 21 soon and your dick will stop growing
oh well
>>29746191
>Ruined
>Because he will have a harder time finding a wife / will have to use toys
Guys. We live in a first world country. Having a fucked up dick doesn't mean your life is "ruined." For god's sake.
>>29738054
Women are shallow as fuck. To them black guys are like walking dildos, the body or face of the man isn't important as long as they have a big dick and daddy gets angry at you for having sex with them.
>>29746270
>Being an unchangeably inferior male doesn't mean your life is ruined
Roasties please stop with your crappy 'encouragement' posting, it just makes everyone feel even worse
>>29746353
How is he inferior? Because some posters in a cuck thread said so?
Don't give me the "women literally hate guys with small dicks, they want them to die because they're evil" shit please,everyone knows that's not true.
>>29738207
I could understand 5.2" if we were measuring from tip to ballsack, but the average bone pressed being 5.2" sounds like complete bullshit. That's like 4.5" working length.
What do normies do if they managed to bring someone pretty in bed and she sees his small dick does she just laugh and put her clothes back on?
>>29746403
No studies measure anything but bone pressed, because the pubic fat layer changes person to person, and even a slight change in position could cause as much as a full inch of difference.
You can just google "Average penis size" and around 5.2" will be the result.
>>29746421
I'm getting laid soon and I'm afraid this will happen. The girl I'm fucking is experienced and she's fucked black dudes before so I'm screwed. I'm 6" and I'm afraid she might laugh. I hope she doesn't put her clothes back on though, I'd be pissed.
>>29746386
>Women totally want guys with 4" pencil dicks
Yeah nobody believes you whore.
>>29746386
If someone would be able to pleasure your women much better than you it will most likely end in her cheating and letting her lust get to her
>>29746436
Which I refuse to believe because using that I'm like 7 inches long. There is no way in hell my dick is that big. Are they talking flaccid or some shit?
Also the whole point of a dick is working length, if your fat means you can't stick it in all the way than the unused length is worthless. If a guy had a 12 inch penis but 9" are covered by his massive rolls of fat would women be impressed by his foot long dick even if only 3" could actually penetrate them?
>>29746453
Most women can't even orgasm from PIV sex alone, so size isn't going to be any impact on whether they get off or not.
>>29746458
Do you honestly believe that sex is the only factor in a relationship?
Even if we buy into the porn narrative that bigger = better, it's stupid to imply that anywhere near a noteworthy amount of people will cheat because sex might be better with someone else.
If you were in a loving relationship, and met a chick who your friend said was great at blowjobs, would you cheat on your partner to see if the rumor was true?
If the answer's yes, you should kill yourself, by the way, because not only are you a hypocrite, but you're lacking in morals too.
>>29746491
No, no-one's talking flaccid, and no-one cares what you think about the results of the studies. They were done by medical professionals, you going "I don't like that result" doesn't change what it is.
>Also the whole point of a dick is working length, if your fat means you can't stick it in all the way than the unused length is worthless.
Do you really think urology journals care about that? They're interested in the overall length of your penis. Not how much you can stick into things.
And as even in men with the same bodyfat %, the layer of pubic fat will vary in thickness, bone pressed is the only way to accurately measure it. You're not meant to dig in so hard it's painful, just press until there's firm resistance.
>>29746386
>>29746458
There is literally no reason for a woman to stay with a man if she can get someone with better qualities.
Self-improvement can make you better in some regards, but if your dick is small you'll likely end up getting cheated on/dumped and there's nothing you can do about it.
>20cm length
>never fucked a girl in my life
Any normie-potential microdicks wanna trade?
It's like 15cm flaccid.
For US fags, that's 8 inches to the mark erect bone pressed and 5 inches flaccid.
>>29746573
5 inches is 13 cm anon
15 cm is like 5.8 or 9
>>29746591
I was estimating in metric because I figured the only people on here right now would be eurobots because the americans are wagecucked right now.
>>29746556
See
>>29746504
Do you honestly believe that penis size enough for someone to cheat?
And also, 50% of men have below average penises. Closer to the high 90% range if you go with the whole "below 7" is small" thing that gets posted here. Do you honestly believe that lets say around 95% of all relationships end up with infidelity being an issue? Are you that delusional?
>>29746353
Stay miserable as long as you want then, you spoiled fucking faggot prick.
By the way I'm male. Get your head out of your ass and get a job, loser.
>>29746421
There's a reason you eat them out and finger them before you even get your cock out. They won't say no if they're horny enough
>About 6.5 inches
>Virgin
>>29746620
>95% of relationships with infidelity as an issue
Honestly, that doesn't even sound all that improbable, but I know it's gotta be a bit less than that.
My point was more that if you're lacking somehow as a man then women have every right to leave you for someone better.
I'm not saying that everyone does it but you can't guarantee that she won't leave you if you fail to impress.
I have a relatively large weiner and trust me: I'm 30 and have only had sex with one girl 2 times.
Do not worry about your weiners. I have a friend who has a smaller weiner and he's pounded some pretty hot pucci in his days. A hell of a lot more pussy than me.
I don't know how he does it. He's a neckbeard with confidence and I'm one of those poor, pussy, Brads.
>>29746649
I'm not miserable by any means, the tiny dick is just a sore spot for me.
It gets kinda depressing if I think about it for too long, sorry for sounding like a fag.
>>29746743
>Honestly, that doesn't even sound all that improbable, but I know it's gotta be a bit less than that.
It's around 30% for marriages, and in the statistics infidelity isn't limited purely to sex. Most also happen once marriages are falling apart, as in other shit causes them to feel like it's a good idea.
>My point was more that if you're lacking somehow as a man then women have every right to leave you for someone better.
You could use this for literally anything. If you're not the best at literally everything, you're lacking somehow. Everyone is.
But sure, women, or anyone has the right to leave a relationship for any reason they want to, it's absolutely their decision.
>the world's biggest penis belongs to a chubby pasty white boy
Almost poetic.
How the fuck are you faggots gaining an inch from bonepressing
I'm 5.8 from base to tip and I get 6.2 bone pressed.
Are you all fat fucks?
>>29746908
he's jewish actually -- that's the real poetry
>women won't mind small dicks
What's next women liking short fat guys?
>>29737706
Ok ok, roastie here, I hate these threads.
Don't wanna turn this into a big thing, but so you all know, the g-spot is roughly 3 inches in the vagina, the clit is on the outside, and if she wants you to hit/push her cervix, that's about 5-6 inches deep. Pleasure from anal for women comes from the same spongy tissue the g-spot is made from, so it's roughly the same depth.
If you're doing it right, she will self lubricate (get wet) and her muscles with relax so it doesn't hurt her (read: she won't be super tight) however afterward the muscles return to normalso roast beef/looseness have nothing to do with sex life
More than likely you're all very capable of pleasing a woman just fine, robots.
>>29748037
>have a sub 5 inch needle dick
Yeah right
>>29748117
consider
>not only using your dick
>>29748037
>capable of pleasing a woman just fine
Would they settle for just fine though...
>>29748329
They can get a guy with a big dick who can also use other stuff so why settle with an inferior man? We're just fucked etetnally.
>>29748329
Not him, but anybody can do that for them. What if they want a good dicking too?
>>29746939
I'm a fat fuck and I get almost an inch and a half out of bone pressing. It's pretty good motivation to lose weight desu
>>29737706
>mfw dogfart siterip torrent gets updated
I fucking hate every inch of my body, wish I could just fade out of existence because I don't even have the guts to off myself.
>>29738530
Oh gee, that means all the women I've slept with really liked me
>>29737706
If you judge your manhood by the size of your dick, you are a true disappointment.
>>29748561
You can be the greatest man on earth but you will still be inferior to a scumbag with a big dick.
Damn, the insecurities in these threads though.
I hope it's mostly just venting (like most r9k things). I gotta say, if your dick is below average you're probably in for some hurting because women are absolutely savage about this. But still, what else you gonna do apart from still having some confidence and giving them a good time?
>>29748634
>giving them a good time
Yeah, you can try to, and then have them leave laughing and tell everyone else and you'll never get another chance with another girl in your area.
>>29737706
let's be honest here
it's way better having like an average/just above than a 10 inch dick.
there's more places you have to satisfy, meaning that a blowjob might only go half way down your shaft, and sex won't be as good
plus I bet masturbation is way more physically demanding.
>caring about female pleasure
nice meme
>>29737706
>mfw he's 7 inches and curved upward
We only had sex twice so far and I can barely do it, it's too much. I find myself moaning like I'm being murdered and I can't finish. He wants to wear a condom AND pull it out, feeling it fill up the condom and throb inside me is the best part :(
>>29749675
Huh. The issue is what's more desirable to women, not you. They're the ones choosing, generally. And too big a dick really doesn't matter; it's not like it HAS to go all the way in. If anything, it allows more positions.
4 times 3
doubt i could, but then again i gave up long ago
>>29749789
>too big a dick really doesn't matter; it's not like it HAS to go all the way in
that's what I'm getting at, really
Are remainians still butthurt that we're leaving the EU?
How does it feel that your friends from abroad are being used as bargaining chips and will probably end up being deported?
>6ft 5
>size 16 feet
>6.25" cock
truly a cruel world
>>29748489
>small and cut
I'm so sorry m8
It's bigger than average but not huge.
>>29750096
haha, take THAT lanklet fag
>>29748037
based roastie
>>29738160
Same. Good thing I prefer taking it in the ass anyways or I'd be completely fucked
>>29750923
What kind of a faggot says something like this and doesn't post pics?
Anon, why don't you just enjoy it as porn instead of getting all insecure?
>>29737706
Its interesting seeing things to scale, videos make everything look so much bigger.
>>29749921
Wrong thread matey.
>>29739103
>Below that they can't feel it
Yes we can. I was with a guy who was 4in. It was pretty good actually.
>>29738207
wtf? since when do we measure bone pressed? If thats accurate MUH DICK
I'm 5.5inches when diamonds hard. I can get 6.5 if I press my fat pad in a little.
Feels bad, I am 6'2, have size 15US shoes and 25inch shoulders but my cock looks tiny.
Fembot here.
A big dick is nice, sure, but it's mostly mental, like you can give perfectly sex with a smaller dick it just might not be as exciting or feel as satisfying for a more submissive girl who happens to like that. I've known a girl who thought smaller ones were cute too, so I'll never understand why you people get in such a fuss over it!
The black thing doesn't do anything for me though, I don't understand that meme.
I do hate it when guys say they have like 8 inch dicks and then very clearly don't once I see it.
>>29739966
I'm surprised this is original .
Original
