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>well anon I think it's about time you told them >tell
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>well anon I think it's about time you told them
>tell us what, dear?
>*mutters* we were still waiting for dessert
>quit being a fucking baby and--
>excuse me? no one talks to my baby that way
>excuse yourself Mrs. Anonberg
>but you're only half right; he's my boy because he definitely ain't a man yet nor will he ever get to be
>....what?
>tell them anon
>......
>*vicious strike across the face*
>m-mom d-dad, I am not your little boy anymore.
>I'm someone else's little boy now
>I'm her little boy now
>and why are you a little boy and not a big boy anon?
>I'm a little boy because I have an inadequate reproductive system
>YOU HAVE A FUCKING BABYDICK IS WHY YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY, YOU FUCKING BABYDICK
>*genuine crying* I'm sorry princess I'm so sorry for being inferior I'm so sorry for being a loser I'm sorry sorry for being disgusting please princess I'll do anything princess please don't please me princess my life is yours princess please
>you''ll do anything?
>anything princess
>anything anything?
>anything anything princess
>go tell your parents that you hate them, that you never want to see them again, and if you ever try to reach out to find me, tell them that you'll hurt them and then yourself
>p-p-princess?
>*direct eye contact*
>do what I say or this is as far as the road goes between us,

wat do?
>>
1) Invite your parents over.
2) Open the door.
3) Get on the floor.
4) Everybody walk the dinosaur.

>BOOM BOOM SHAKALAKALAKALAKA
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>>29737682
A) greentexting the non greentext parts, and not greentexting the greentext parts
B) this is pretty great new form of shitposting

> thanks anon
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>>29737597
>Kill "princess"
>Fuck her dead corpse
>Sell her belongings, buy your parents a gift

Please tell me this is a hypothetical situation.
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>>29737597
>wat do
I pull out my BIG BLACK DINGUS and warm it up in some cracker's throat
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>>29738679
>How do I partake in this new form of shitposting

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