>he constantly believes he is bothering someone when he wants to text/call someone to check up on them
>when drinking, he exaggerates how drunk he is to be entertaining
>most of the music he listens to is one genre
>he listens to multiple genre of music, but barely has an extensive library for each genre
>he doesn't delete nudes he has received after a break up
>he can't order anything from a restaurant without requesting an alternation (for non-medical/health reasons)
>he doesn't alter the way he talks in person from the way he talks to people online
>he can't cook a perfect steak
>he can't go 2 weeks without sex or masturbation
>there's porn he regularly looks at, but would be too ashamed to tell his friends or girlfriend about
>he has a problem with women asking guys out
>he has a problem with tall women dating short guys
>he doesn't care about space discoveries unless it's aliens
What a stupid fucking bait thread.
>pretty reasonable red flags
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>29737576
is this a red flag thread for hipsters or what
Red Flag Musicians
Red Flag personality quirks
>>29737576
>he can't cook a perfect steak
Looks like im safe then
1, 8, 9, 10, 12
1 is perfectly reasonable. I can't really cook anything atm other than like eggs and easy shit. I jack off too much. I like jav and thicc girls but that's as far as I'll go. I could never date a woman taller than me.
>>29738505
>Red Flag Musicians
Most smart people play an instrument. You're practically retarded if you can't, actually.
>>29737576
>talks about music red flags
>most entry level hipster taste
>>29737576
>he has a problem with tall women dating short guys
thats a counter to the red flag on girls, im convinced if a girl is dating someone shorter than them thats a sign they are just using him
>tfw none of these apply to you
holy shit is there hope for me
>>29738593
the musicians/bands/soundtracks/music in the OP are supposed to be red flags of what makes a guy sort of a
>He can't eat food in the dark
>He both starts and ends text messages with "haha"
>He has used the phrase "I just don't get instagram"
>He peeks at the last page of a book before he's at the end
>He has vivid fantasies of taking a bullet for a girl
>>29737576
Wtf is this bullshit? These things don't mean shit.
>>29738621
>red flags written by a trap who frequents /mu/ and tries to weed out NEETs on /r9k/ for his perfect bf
Yeah man
>>29738663
>>He has used the phrase "I just don't get instagram"
oh we get it roastie, it's just another way for you to get your socially acceptable (you)s
the phrase is merely an act to see how frail your sense of self worth is
>he leaves his car running to "warm it up" before driving
>>29737576
>acting elitist over music
The fuck is wrong with you? Fuck off already.
>>29738741
would you date a girl who listened to music in the OP?
>>29738762
I wouldn't care what she listens to because that's an autistic thing to get upset over. In the same vein, I wouldn't insult her if her favorite movie was The Notebook or some other girly bullshit.
Fuck off already you dumb whore.
>>29737576
>>he constantly believes he is bothering someone when he wants to text/call someone to check up on them
yes. feel free to redflag me, but after two females making me understand I was bothering them with my texts (!!), I just started "constantly believing".
>>when drinking, he exaggerates how drunk he is to be entertaining
nope.
sometime I pretended to be a bit drunk, only to say something moe to a pretty girl, without being slapped or laughed at.
it worked... because I was lucky.
>>most of the music he listens to is one genre
yes. one genere and one artist, but half a dozen different albums.
>>he listens to multiple genre of music, but barely has an extensive library for each genre
you don't need an Extensive Library if you listen the same artist/albums for more than 10-20 years.
>>he doesn't delete nudes he has received after a break up
never received one.
>>he can't order anything from a restaurant without requesting an alternation (for non-medical/health reasons)
nope. anyways, that's typical with females, not males.
>>he doesn't alter the way he talks in person from the way he talks to people online
I admit I've been using some 4ch terms, but I actually always try to talk in a proper way.
(yes, I had to explain what's a "pepe face" and a "wojak").
>>he can't cook a perfect steak
I can't.
I can't almost cook at all.
>>he can't go 2 weeks without sex or masturbation
almost every male I know, can't go 2 weeks (and not even 2 days) without sex, fap, porn.
I can.
>>there's porn he regularly looks at, but would be too ashamed to tell his friends or girlfriend about
nope. as said above, I'm a nofap noporn evangelist.
>>he has a problem with women asking guys out
yes, if it was a women I'm interested, and she asks Chad out.
>>he has a problem with tall women dating short guys
nope. I know a few 6' women, quite ugly.
>he can't cook a perfect steak
i can't cook a perfect steak but i can give you a raw steak if you know what i mean
>try to cook a perfect steak
>accidentally put in steak when the pan isn't nice and hot
>>29739022
>try to cook a perfect streak
>slightly exaggerate the black pepper and garlic
will she return my calls now
>>29737576
All but 2nd to last describe me
Fugg
>>29737576
>women asking guys out
>ever happening
>>29739223
it actually happened to me.
>giant red flag: she was a NEET and while dining she hinted she badly wanted a baby. I didn't touch her. And didn't want to date her anymore. I guess she was pregnant and searching for someone with a job.
I'm a male, but let me add some redflags for men, based on my experience of holidays with friends.
>he's interested in dating the woman he just met
>he tries to appear a brilliant smart Chad
>he's willing to date "used goods" (1)
>he touches you, more or less "inadvertently", more or less "ingenuously" (2)
>he's dressed in a formal way or in a jerky way
>he gives more attention to his cellphone than to you
>he gives you way more attention than the other women and friends
>he doesn't realize when he's creepy
>he doesn't realize that ignoring you almost all the time does not imply the message "I'm shy please give me some attention"
Also:
>he talks about embarassing things (asks you about your ex's, your wage, and so on)
>he only talks about frivolous things (movies, diet, weather, traffic, and so on) (3)
>he insists too much (or too little) in paying your drinks/pizza (4)
>he jokes more than once about sex
>he talks/hints/alleges/pretends about sex he had with some female (5)
>he talks about people/circumstances which noone knows
>he carefully adds some standard polite sentence about LGBT faggotry
notes:
(1) because it's easier to get sex with
(2) it's actually the "let's touch together" signal of the barbaric guys who crave for sex
(3) actually implying that you bimbo can't have interests, hobbies, culture
(4) either too spergy, or excessively confident in estimating your wage/pocketmoney
(5) actually checking if any of the females listening gives some signal "hey, I gotta be plowed ASAP"
>>29737576
>can't order anything from a restaurant without alteration
okay the people at taco bell have no fucking clue how they're supposed to distribute rice on a burrito. they'll literally just take a fucking spoonful of rice put it in the middle and call it good, leaving it to where part of the burrito is literally just fucking rice in a tortilla shell and it's unbearable so i ask for it without rice everytime to remove the hastle, fuck you.
>>29739326
Nice footnotes, faggot.
Why the fuck did you list half of them, then throw in an "Also:"? Just make it one list
>>29738967
>says half a dozen too make 6 seem like alot
just face it anon, your taste in music is boring
>>29739326
>wage
>ex's
>embarassing
oh yes, I would absolutely love having a relationship with a mysterious stranger I know nothing about :^)
The first one is justified because everything bothers you human body pods unless its coming from the guy that you want to fuck. Don't feed me this bullshit. The difference is you floocies will either keep hiding your annoyance or you'll go full bitch mode and stay quite.
Can't wait for the day sex bots are amongst us.
>>29737576
>>he constantly believes he is bothering someone when he wants to text/call someone to check up on them
I don't mind bothering people for a good reason.
>>when drinking, he exaggerates how drunk he is to be entertaining
I don't drink because my family on both sides and in one of my siblings has alcoholism, and I was drinking regularly at a young age so I obviously should not drink.
>>most of the music he listens to is one genre
I have a good music playlist with serbian war music too, lots of variety. I like classical the best.
>>he listens to multiple genre of music, but barely has an extensive library for each genre
No I don't have extensive libraries of music, I have a moderate library.
>>he doesn't delete nudes he has received after a break up
Never did any of that. No gf, no nudes to delete. I don't know what to say. Stop sending nude images.
>>he can't order anything from a restaurant without requesting an alternation (for non-medical/health reasons)
No of course not imagine how much longer you would have to talk to the waiter.
>>he doesn't alter the way he talks in person from the way he talks to people online
I know how to communicate, I don't need you to be concerned with that.
>>he can't cook a perfect steak
Yeah put it on the grill and cook it.
>>he can't go 2 weeks without sex or masturbation
I could, but I don't. Do you understand this? There is no reason to not masturbate for two weeks, but anyone could do it. We have free will, the more you know right? Now you know.
>>there's porn he regularly looks at, but would be too ashamed to tell his friends or girlfriend about
I'm not going to tell you about porn that I have watched
>>he has a problem with women asking guys out
That is my strategy. Some women love confident hermits.
>>he has a problem with tall women dating short guys
It seems like a good idea to me, because the resulting kids will have a more balanced height, get the manlet's posterity out of that genetic hell.
>>29738663
>>He can't eat food in the dark
Oh, I'm the best at that.
>>He both starts and ends text messages with "haha"
No, you don't make me laugh
>>He has used the phrase "I just don't get instagram"
How's the phrase "I just don't use instagram" I get what it is and I'm not interested in it.
>>He peeks at the last page of a book before he's at the end
I've done that before, I guess we have to break it off now.
>>He has vivid fantasies of taking a bullet for a girl
No I'd much prefer to kill the perpetrator with no injuries or death to myself and my loved ones, given a dangerous situation. I mean if it is your imagination then why would you imagine yourself getting shot?
>>29738739
>>he leaves his car running to "warm it up" before driving
Here is a woman (man probably) with the personality of the fictional goodfellas character Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) which I consider a red flag for women.
>>29739499
then you found out she had been a divorced camwhoring slut who got fucked by a ton of niggers.
>>29739548
Why are you so focused on addressing that one red flag? There are hundreds to address. Do you think people reply to these because they are expecting a gf? No, someone that dumb would not be using a computer. The fact is that people reply to these because it is a fun thing to do. So get at it.
Why do people respond to these posts seriously?
Are people really this thirsty?
>>29739946
>>29739907
>implying women don't actually think like this
Wew lad
>he responds to redflag threads on a cute german cartoon girl sausage preperation forum
>>29740019
>femshit getting assblasted because the shoe fits
>>29737576
>Be a normie
>Conform
>Conform
>Being a normie is the way to be
>Conform
>Conform
>Conform
>Be a normie
>>29739999
Nice get.
Not women I want to date, if a woman wants to date me she is going to have to play by my rules. And that is double for any of my rules that pertains to a sexual nature. And any red flag she might have doesn't matter when I want to date her because I'm in control. She says she has a list of red flags, aka demands, and she is not going to date me if I meet one of those criteria? We'll just see about that.
