gffffff
>petite
>white
>long dark hair
>down to fuck whenever
>will let me smack her around
ah shit too horny for this
>>29736785
>petite
>white
>pixie hair
>piercings
>tattoos, lots of em
>punk in general
Damn shame most of the girls that fit this description are lesbians
Hey OP, you said perfect.
Non-physical
>passionate and highly educated about cars and/or math, very interested in firearms but is a beginner at them
>not a "nice girl"
>logical person with a penchant for mostly harmless mischief and pranks
>very introverted, cerebral, analytical
>speaks softly, almost never raises voice unless in a loud environment, even when laughing to tears she wouldn't have a loud laugh
>inherently a little submissive, normal-looking on the outside, blending in to be left in freedom when alone
>despite a flexible and relative moral center, deep loyalty and honesty can be earned
>looks up to me, needs me to feel safe
>solid sex drive, many kinks to have fun with
>no big need for traditions or remembering certain dates or whatever
>has a job that isn't bullshit
>does not want kids
>no pets but could potentially get something that requires little maintenance like befriending that one particular crow and chilling with it or letting it in the house once in a while
>similar media tastes for movies, music, games, animoo
>doesn't have many friends or insane super close ties to a huge family
>doesn't need to fill quiet time with meaningless conversations or even say hello if we had stuff to do
>sometimes we would have an intense, deep talk where mutual guts are spilled
>brutal honesty; would go both ways, even if we cut each other deep, we would understand each other and why we did it
Physical
>could be a woman or a guy, either way he/she would have to be very short and thin. Like 5ft tall and ~90lbs
>very feminine, dainty features preferred. If boy, a cute penis. If girl, small boobs with little pink nipples
>small mouth, delicate lips
>very little to no body hair
>blonde or redhead
>freckles appreciated
>dresses practically
>has pixie cut or other hairstyles that don't get in the way, we cut each others hair
>bonus for no piercings
>bonus for no tattoos
mfw she's not real
>>29736785
My ideal trap bf is
>20-23
>5'3"-5'7" and 120-130 pounds
>white with dark hair
>very shy and introverted
>doesn't like people in general
>mainly only wants to spend time with their bf and is very possessive
>has experienced some form of anxiety or depression
>is red pilled
>is a virgin, isn't slutty online and doesn't wish to be
>loyal without a fault
>more focused on building an everlasting bond rather than casual relationships or lewd stuff
>has more nerdy hobbies such as video and board games but is also willing to try more masculines ones like shooting and hiking
>a will to work things out and never give up on each other
>completely honest and will never lie to or deceive their partner
>wants a simple cozy life where they can focus on what they have instead of constantly chasing down new thrills
>deeply cares for their partner and would do whatever they could to protect them and vice versa
>would enjoy adopting pet play roles
>petite
>white or light japanese
>long hair (red, blonde, black all nice)
>big blue or green eyes
>playful and caring
>sweet and kindhearted
>innocent
>doesnt mind cuddling and watching cartoons or playing video games fairly often
>will often go on long walks past midnight throughout town with me
>isnt too lewd
Unfortunately there are no girls I know like this. Ever. Havent met a single one.
>>29737097
I'm most of those things but I'm not a trap, just a fag
>white or Asian
>short, 5'2 or under
>small breasts
>a little bit chubby is ok but BMI should be under 25
>freckles
>likes anime
>not a tranny
Ideal gf
>Cute
>Pretty eyes
>Has her own hobbies (even if it's anime)
>A little weeby is nice
>Will watch easy to understand science documentaries with me
>Loyal
>No fucking beta orbiters
>Likes to chat/talk for long periods of time over text or in person
>Smart, opinionated, have mostly similar political views as me
>Any skin colour, doesn't matter
ideal bf
>white
>taller than me
>twink/femboy
>interested in crossdressing
>kind-hearted
>emotionally and mentally stable
>actually lives nearby
How predictable. Homogays came out in full force.
>>29737122
i knew one just like that, only problem is that she is a lesbian;_;
>>29737250
I am 4 of those things
>>29737289
same. She was everything I wanted ASIDE from the fact she had very different beliefs and values than myself, and was dating my other woman friend I had in high school. None of us talk anymore.
>>29737217
Actually I agree with everything you said anon wow, especially the pretty eyes, I always look for that in a qt.
But not the skin color. Lightskins only pls
>>29737311
I learned my lesson, if she likes 2hu bitches, move on
gf
>cute
>not an awful person
>has some kind of a sense of humor
>doesn't mind dating a manlet
that's all I really want.
>>29736785
>>doesn't mind dating a manlet
Good luck
>>29737364
Was with you until the manlet bit. Sorry dude. No one I know would date a guy who's 5'9.
>>29737355
I often find the closer a girl is to the thing that I like, the more awful a person she tends to be. Nevermind the beta orbiters.
gf
>fat but still has an hourglass shape
>long black hair
>cowtits and big ass
>willing to dominate me in bed
>introverted, doesn't want to go to parties etc
>teenage android/reploid with human mind imprint
>primarily composed of plastics and carbon, lightweight and nonmetallic
>solitary wanderer and mild misanthropist
>expert fencer and general swordswoman
>affinity for performing quests and solving mysteries
>likes to wear capes
>prophesied savior of mankind, descended from the god Ra
>slight autist
>white
>brown hair
>any height but supermanlet or supertall
>a little muscle
>similar political beliefs
>atheist
>has a nice tan hue, not pale
>not overly hairy
>has cute eyes
>is sweet and funny
>similar kinks
>similar humor
Pretty generic, I'm not picky. I just want to be loved.
>>29737436
sounds like me, though my legs are pretty hairy. sorry anon.
>>29737133
You'd probably make someone a good bf then.
>>29737436
>tan
Literally why? What is the fucking appeal? Do you want your bf to get skin cancer? Pale skin is undeniably the best.
>tfw so white your skin borders on translucent
>>29737436
this never works, but would you talk to me if I gave you my contact info?
>she would have to sub as my best friend as well as being my gf, so should have best friend qualities like being overly familiar, random insults, teasing, familiar with friends (if I had any) and family.
>not part of the roastie hive mind
>interested in something that I'm not, like art or photography, so I can learn stuff from her, something really common I find in women these days is that they just like whatever's meta, wether it be fashion, celebrities and disable their ability for critical judgement
>makes me get out of the house to do things, like movie dates or something
>strong willed, not a dom, but not submissive, someone who can stand their ground in a debate
>doesn't get offended by swearing and usage of stuff like "slut" or "nigger"
>is musically talented, so we can write music together
>music tastes aren't just "top hits summer 2016"
>loyal
pysical
>no black features, white or asian features are heavily preferred, the big lips, high eyebrows, wide nose don't look good in the slightest and have no idea how normies even date black women
>don't care about skin colour, just can't be pitch black, if she's black she better have white features
>big eyes that stare into your soul (if she's asian it's ok, this one's just if she's not asian)
>small chest that makes her self conscious whenever I mention it
>long fingers for instruments
>innie
this is an ideal list, not my bar, my bar is set much, much lower
>>29737396
why is that m80
>>29737250
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>>29737489
>>29737470
Note the "ideal", lads
>>29737490
Sure, I'm a guy if you can't tell though.
>>29737250
How tall are you?
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>>29737550
6000+ miles too far. Sad.
>>29736785
i will just describe my crush
>petite
>short
>glasses
>long black hair
>not a slut
the only girl i have fun talking to her
>>29737571
gaybot you've ruined everything by simply being you
>>29736785
I have two ideals physical wise.
>Pale white redhead with nice tits and a petite frame
Or
>Black haired Latina with a bangin' body and nice wide hips
Personality wise they're the same:
>Outgoing and easily excitable
>secretly kinda shy, massive public anxiety/depression
>most days, wants nothing more than to chill naked around the house and watch films
>likes writing films and doing art
>has had sex once, knows what they're doing but is totally down to sexually experiment whenever wherever
>Will push me out of my hole, and be okay with me getting into hers
>>29737436
What is super manlet.
>>29737505
well you get a girl who likes anime, videogames, and going out for walks late at night, odds are they end up being that girl with only guy friends because grills are sooo drama :DDD
honestly it doesnt even bug me right now. for the moment Im just telling myself that a woman would only serve to distract me from college, work, art, and super smash bros :)
>>29737580
approximately 166 cm
>>29737599
Whoops. Better join the master sexuality, anon.
>>29737611
Under 5'7"
>>29736785
>4'8" - 4'11"
>Latina
>Brunette
>virgin but horny af
>into vidya/guns
never going to happened
>>29737616
>that girl with only guy friends because grills are sooo drama :DDD
Don't even get me started on this. I literally overheard a girl say this exact thing in the computer lab at school. This makes me fucking rage and feel bad for the thirsty betas that follow her around campus.
>hapa hoale
>almost opposite personality of me
>same humor
>hates the same things
>>29737666
>virgin but horny af
>woman
choose 1
>>29737690
Why do you think I said "never going to happened"?
>>29737661
Honestly I would if men weren't so revolting.
Being gay seems so much nicer because you don't ever have to associate with women. With apps like Grindr around, it doesn't seem too hard to hook up either.
>>29737731
The being in love with men part is great but so few people are actually gay that's its hell to find someone. Grindr is just horny men looking to give you HIV and that's all you'll get being gay, its impossible to find relationship material. Gays are whores just like women, sadly.
>>29737765
Hearing this really bums me out. So there's no hope for a robot in any possible sexuality. Might as well just grab the rope.
>>29737805
Yes, if only I cared enough to kill myself.
>guy
>white
>dark blonde or brunette
>pretty slim
>5'11 to 6'5
>cute face
>virgin
>cares about me
>finds movies significant
>hateful
>willing to give space
>depressed
>deep
they're not requirements for a bf just ideal traits
>>29737866
Would you take someone who had all of these traits but was chubby and out of shape instead of slim?
>>29737866
i fulfill many of those qualities
are you a grill, can you tell me some things about you ?
>>29737611
Would accept anything above 5'4" if it makes you feel better, anon
>>29737866
I believe I fit all of those except "hateful" and "5'11 to 6'5" (I'm 5'10). Would you talk to me if I give contact info?
If you're a gaybot and not a fembot, see >>29737436 He seems like a nice guy
>white
>twink/femboy
>shaves
>crossdresser or at least wants to be androgynous
>not a slut
>wants an online bf unless we live close to eachother
>>29737966
I am 6 foot is that a good height?
>>29737966
>tfw 5'4 broad shouldered and muscular
My life is a fucking joke, end me pls.
>>29737966
I'm 5'6. Did you post your ideal bf?
>>29737866
If gay, I fit all but the height and movie interest
>6'0
>white
>not fat and not turbo skeleton
>cute face
>is good at eating pussy and doesn't expect sex afterwards
>will buy me presents once in a while
>>29736785
>guy (can be ftm)
>possessive
>homebody
>not physically repulsive
>provides for me
>appreciates being pampered
>likes my food
>cuddle fiend
>wants to grow old and die together
>enjoys hiking
If I'm being picky, I always wanted an older guy. Gen-X let's say. Hobbies and politics don't really factor into it. People are different. If I was with someone exactly like me, I'd be miserable.
>>29738060
Great height
>>29738063
Yes, here: >>29737436
>>29738062
Can still hmu
Reminder, I am male
>>29738117
gaybot spotted
>>29738117
>>not physically repulsive
Well fuck you too.
>>29737436
>>29738133
What's your stats? Are you cute?
non whites getting absolutely btfo ITT, both men and women
>>29738150
Are we talking children stare at you when you're trying to enjoy a seasonal McRib, or some Silent Hill burn victim type stuff?
>>29736785
Personality:
>Not going to get mad about my penis
>Understanding of my mental problems
>Similar tastes in media (movies, music, video games, anime, cartoons, drugs, books, etc)
>Seeks to improve themselves and partner
>Down for threesomes
>Caring and intelligent
>Loner and/or outcast
>Preferably mentally ill as well but more stable
>Doesn't want kids
>Loves oral
>Gym partner
>Mutually agreed suicide when we're tired of living so we can die together :)
Male:
>At least as tall as me
>Physically fit, a strong person with defined musculature
>Nice penis
>Ambitious
>Good hair, black is great
Female
>Tall is good, so is short, average isn't great though
>Thick, strong muscles and some fat
>Short hair is qt
>Girly girl
>Hard worker
Ideal gf:
>kind at heart, sarcastic and cynical on the surface
>honest and communicates well, at least with me
>has ambition, or at least goals of some sort
>shares my interests (nerd shit like vidya and anime, sports, nature, history, etc.)
>taller is better
>roughly similar level of looks (average) and sexual experience (not a ton, but not zero) as me
>>29738171
Short and skinny twink bod, debatable if I'm cute. White. Dark hair.
>>29738224
>Not going to get mad about my penis
Are you a tranny?
>white male and if we're going for ideal, taller is better
>over 25 and under 35
>not shallow, not petty, not normie, not judgmental
>angry in a passionate way about things that matter to him
>a little bit edgy but not for attention, just because he's kind of weird
>makes me laugh, dark sense of humor
>equal or smarter in terms of intelligence
>introverted
>much more logical than emotional but not full on autist unless he's still capable of empathy and knowing when to shut up
>interested in learning about things on his own and sharing information with me
>shares at least some of my interests
>doesn't drink much or do any drugs harder than weed
>knows about weapons and will teach me
>knows about self-sufficient living and will teach me
>knows about hunting and will teach me
>isn't ultra liberal or ultra conservative
>nonreligious
a survivalist who hates society and wants to live alone with me on a mountain would be my ideal bf
>>29738172
Niggers thought they had a chance...
>>29738172
>>29738254
Fine by me. Less competition since I'm white with no racial preference.
>>29738253
>Describing the majority of men on /r9k/
Enjoy your (you)s
>>29738239
how long is your hair? better yet just post your face
>>29738253
>under 35
Oh well.
>>29738253
I'm the one that typed
>>29736905
I meet the vast majority of those traits. Want to chat?
>>29738239
Sounds cute. You taller than me? I'm 5'6.
>>29738253
Here's a (You) roastie
>5'5 -5'6
>owner of penis
>military fag
>witty joker
>not insecure or not enough to tell me about it and expect me to think its cute
>not clingy
>doesnt ignore what i say
>>29738224
Are you a femboy or similar? I am a cute teenage athlete with brown hair
>>29738248
I've got a seven inch penis that says I'm not a girl and the chromosomes to back it up
>>29738287
Not a trap, hair is short.
>>29738305
I wish. Nope.
>>29738346
Cute. Where you from anon.
>>29738346
well how short? like normie fagcut short or medium length femboy cut?
>>29738340
Why would someone get mad about a big penis?
>>29737976
>>29737956
Yeah I'm a girl.
what age are you both?
>taller than 5'11
>has a job
>>29738385
Sorry I was trying to be funny, yes I am a tranny.
perfect guy
>Muscly muscles
>Likes playing games and gets really into them
>Loud
>Seems vain but is actually quite insecure
>Tries to cook but doesn't do well at it (that means now I can cook him many good bulking meals)
>Likes cuddles and kisses
>Would randomly pick me up and spin me round
>Doesn't have a lower education than me
>Likes to read
>Likes to drink
>Doesn't think some kind of music is superior to the other
>Thinks family is one of the most important things
>Is a nationalist
>>29738361
My favorite question that ends the conversation. :') midwest 'murica. What are the possibilities anyone would actually live near one another anyway and also happen to be interested in one another. Even if we did miraculously live near each other what would happen then? How close would a couple of robots be willing to travel? Across state? Across town? Seems like the "where do you live question" is pointless knowing they'll never live near you and you'll never put in the effort to meet up because you're both autistic losers like everyone else on this site.
>>29738365
Normie short
>5'8 or taller
>Male
>Loyal
>Willing to listen to me ramble on about philosophy or math( Even if I get all the details wrong)
>Sense of humor like mine
>Willing to sing songs with me
>Able to tear down the wall I've built around myself and love me
>>29738392
20.
Drop me a friend request on Skype: superhotpepe
>finds movies significant
What's your favorite movie and what's the best movie?
>>29738429
wait a sec are you trying to make me horny again
Manlets getting destroyed in this thread lmao
>>29738442
Well I guess that's one reason to start working out.
>>29738117
a grill who can cook how lucky am I,
what type of food do you like to make?
>>29738526
>tfw 5'7
>mexican
and people have the nerve to say im not a robot
>>29738532
Yus, do it! Everyone should gym
>>29738286
well, there's a reason i come here but i really didn't think most men here would fit that description because talk is more often about anime and vidya than guns and being outdoors.
>>29738289
how old?
>>29738310
thanks, i'll add it to my collection.
>>29738297
i don't think i fit your traits very well
>>29738532
>only motivation to work out is women
>stop carrying about this motivation as soon as I ejaculate
I will probably never stick to my workout routine unless I do nofap, which ain't gonna happen.
>>29737550
H-Hey I'm NZ and I'm some of those things!
>>29738442
actuallyme.jpg
except the education bit, no clue about that. but i also dont care YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gf
>likes me
>intelligent
>has some understanding of what it's like to be an outsider
>won't tear people down if she feels bad
>>29738415
qt azn boy
>>29738584
I probably should've said "one more" instead. There's a lot of personal reasons too. I believe in your ability to stick with it though.
>>29738579
>I don't think I fit your traits very well
I don't expect ideals to come true lol
Short description of yourself would be nice, or at least how different you are from my preferences.
>>29738481
I don't have skype but might make one later, if that's ok
I have a few favorite films, I guess first one that comes to mind is American Beauty, just because I felt like it had an impact on me. idk what movie is objectively the best tho
wbu?
>>29738595
Well currently I'm studying undergraduate at a quite high-up university, possible doing postgraduate after that.. but I'm studying government related things so maybe if the guy does stem or something at a lesser university that will still be fine
>>29738600
My favorite thing about women, they'll start being complete bitches to people around them because they feel bad.
>>29738442
>>29738459
are you girl or boy?
originalo magnifico
>>29738646
442 post is me Girl
>>29738646
459 is a male, my friend
gf
>petite
>size 2-6
>brown hair, medium to long hair
>Korean or Korean looking
>Good cook
>Great mother
>A person I can consider a good friend, I don't really want a fuck toy, I want someone I can geniuenly spend my life with
>Smart
>Knows when and how to be sexy
pic related
>>29738579
>how old?
36
You're literally describing a regular average dude on any internet site that's not for absolute retards btw.
>>29738555
Anon, c'mon. You know there aren't any girls on the internet. I'm a eunuch. Obviously femme, but I wouldn't be a robot if there wasn't a laundry list of things wrong with me.
Anyway, my great grandma taught me Italian. I've got an old cookbook of her recipes, and I make Christmas cookies from scratch every year -- walnut cookies, pizzelles. I like tex-mex, the spicier asian stuff, dan dan, kung pao. I'm not a pretentious foodie or anything. Just something about being in the kitchen, it's like zen.
>>29738629
Is a Doctorate in Divinity acceptable? Btw I like your videos Dr. Mr. Sci. Pol. Fem. Soc. Jus. Kristi.
>>29738737
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>>29738624
im the other guy.
I'm 21 and 6 foot. american beauty is a great movie, kevin spacey is one of my favorite actors.
I really like pulp fiction and kill bill they influenced me a lot but anything by tarantino is going to be good.
are you american, if so which state are you from?
>>29738457
Hey I'm not too far. Im in Toronto. I mean I'm more.neae the east coast than you.
>girl or feminine boy
>likes to play vidya, preferably calm and grindy stuff or small rpgs/roguelikes
>is into anime and will give me things to watch
>talkative, laid back, cynical, and has a good sense of humor
>pretty eyes
>soft flowy hair
>cute
>white/lightskinned
>shy
>willing to swap between roles (dom/sub)
>willing to date someone younger
if boy:nice penis
Am male btw
>>29738624
American Beauty almost made me cry.
My favorite movie is Evil Dead 2. I don't even think it's the best horror/comedy movie around, it's just a personal favorite.
As for objectively the best movie, I change my mind on this often. For movies that came out in the last few years, I would say Whiplash from 2014 is the best. For an older one, I would say The Last Temptation of Christ.
>>29738744
A what what
>>29738442
>>Doesn't have a lower education than me
what is your education?
>>29738763
i'm in toronto too
didn't read previous posts I just saw Toronto what up
>>29738757
I rewatched Pulp Fiction not too long ago. It's a bit sloppy in some parts, but the movie as a whole is pretty solid. I think Tarantino has gotten better as a filmmaker throughout the years.
>>29738798
I said above,undergraduate so far but at a good university
I just don't want the guy to possibly earn much less than me, itd be a bit awkward
>>29738224
Can you post a pic of you? Preferably face?
>>29738713
i didn't even list my interests so i don't know how you could say that for sure. and maybe you're right but i haven't found it to be true.
anyway, thanks for the (You) i guess
>>29738817
whatcha majoring in specifically?
do you like talking about culture/biology/etc and how it shapes everyday life? i guess i mostly want someone inquisitive
>>29738859
I don't care I just don't want him to be poor
>>29738442
>Likes to drink
>Thinks family is one of the most important things
>must be a nationalist
thats so cute
what country are you from?
>>29738852
>i didn't even list my interests
You said "shares at least some of my interests", have you ever been in a relationship? This happens organically in a decent relationship even if you have zero common interests which is statistically impossible.
>average height
>a little bit below average weight, not anorexic though
>race doesn't matter, preferably white or asian
>long dark hair
>shy
>reads books
>will tell me when I fuck up, but in a cute/nice way
>supportive
>smart
>self sufficient but prefers doing things together anyway
>has a good sleep schedule
>has different taste in music and tv/books
>>29738859
I like knowing a lot of things and so I like talking about a majority of important issues
>>29738871
That's not me
I don't want to say here what I'm majoring in but it's not gender studies and its not medicine
>>29738887
Um. Im from Poland. But i study elsewhere.
>>29738900
>important issues
you mean politically/practically?
>>29738757
I've been meaning to see kill bill and pulp fiction, I like those kinds of movies a lot
I'm from the U.K. but I'm in California just now and for roughly 2 more weeks.
what state are you in?
>>29738780
I've not seen any of those movies, I like the sound of the last temptation of Christ, I'm interested in kind of Jesus related things (but I'm not really a Christian)
what country/state you in?
>>29738946
Everything, I like to talk about everything
More so I like to listen
>cute
>lesbian
>willing to discuss opinions without getting overly emotional.
>able to accept that people have different opinions and that doesn't mean they should be burned at the stake
>willing to put up with me needing constant reassurances about being wanted, possible suicide attempts, etc
>able to message me first 50% of the time
>able to deal with my angry autism moments
>interesting (hobbies and/or opinions that are well thought out) and talkative
I know I am asking for the impossible. Sort of just condemned myself to being foreveralone.
>>29738900
>Um. Im from Poland.
Bullet dodged, seek your green card elsewhere.
>>29738972
I never asked for someone from outside Europe
>>29738949
Canada
Christians at the time thought the movie was blasphemous, but it's not supposed to be. It's just a different take on the philosophy of Christianity.
>>29738984
Well now that UK is kicking you people out you only have Germany to leech from.
>>29739000
I might actually move to US after finishing university in England because my family is there
>>29738992
would you mind just talking online or are you only interested in an irl relationship? I don't think ldr work much but we could just talk sometimes?
>>29739028
Hope Trump stops you before you get the chance to ruin their country too.
>>29739047
Yeah that sounds good. Do you have a steam or something?
>>29736785
my gf lets me slap her during sex. pretty kewl desu senpai
Perfect girl is pretty much pic related, just with some minor adjustments:
>interested in fantasy
>likes to cuddle
>introverted
>dislikes people
>clingy
>a bit more shy
>>29739087
don't really have anything like that, but you gave me your Skype right and msg you? I could make one tomorrow (going to sleep soon)
>>29739064
Yeah just don't let educated people into your country, learn something maybe, I'm only coming if Trump wins
>>29738949
strangely enough I actually live in northern california
are you here to vacation and have you enjoyed your stay?
>>29739117
and I'll msg you**
>>29738891
>have you ever been in a relationship?
no, i haven't.
and since you seem to have some sort of problem with what i posted, how about we drop the back and forth now. i'm apparently too average for your taste so there's not much else to say.
>>29739120
Why? You'll be shunned and abused by everyone when the zeitgeist changes. Is this what you want? Are you a Polish Jew?
>>29739117
Ok sleep tight
Anyone else /acceptedthattheperfectgrillprobablydoesn'texistin2016andreadytodielonelyandalone/ here?
>>29739123
yeah I'm here for vacation, and I love it here, way better than the uk. I'm kind of near LA. you got skype or something I can msg you with? i gtg to sleep soon
>>29739142
Wtf, no one has ever been racist to me outside of 4chan
I don't know where people get this from
I have helped England into Brexit
No one ever abused me
>>29739148
I'm not that far yet but I've already accepted that no one will ever respond to my posts in threads like these.
>>29739141
>>and since you seem to have some sort of problem with what i posted
I... what? Do you have some massive self esteem issue or something? I was just telling you that generally this whole thing with interests rubs off and people are pretty reasonable about it even if they're not super into whatever the other person is into at the start, how the hell do you get what you said from that?
>>29739145
same with you! if it's late in Canada
>>29739163
What the fuck, why did they even let a Pole vote?
>>29739120
you like trump?
the news here make it seem like everyone in europe hates him
btw do you browse /pol/?
>>29739168
thanks. same timezone as cali
>>29739165See? You're wrong >:^)
These are mostly for faggots to just have a place to dump their waifus, don't feel discouraged because of something as useless as that.
>>29736785
Muh ideal geerlfrend
>Petite
>short
>small perky breasts with pointy nipples
>long hair
>infertile
>bossy
>extremely cuddly
>loyal
>has long nails and loves leaving scratch marks on me
>Wears dresses and skirts instead of pants
>does not hang around with her ex's
>does not hover around in a large social circle of people
>prefers to stay at home instead of going out
>can cook and bake pastries
>does not do drugs
>Loves wearing all kinds of fetish clothes
>never wants a dog or a cat
Why can't you be real
>>29739186
I don't browse pol, I used to for a bit
>>29739180
I didnt vote, I helped the campaign, I'm in the process of getting citizenship
>>29739092
>>/out/
C'est originale.
>>29739202
>I'm in the process of getting citizenship
Why? Don't you like your own nation? Do you want a nationalistic bf from ANOTHER nation? Why would he even touch you instead of preserving his own nation's purity?
>>29739201
so basically you want a loli
>>29739192
I actually am fine with that. 4chan was built upon waifus, pretty much. I'm just a negative person, so I look at all the ideals I don't meet and it reinforces my low self esteem. As much as I'd like to meet someone, even through a thread like this, I primarily use this board as a means to encourage my own self improvement.
>>29739224
Id prefer a pole, definitely a white guy
I love my nation, I will have dual citizenship still, not like I'm resigning mine
What the hell.
Gf:
>smart
>inquisitive
>likes talking about why the world is the way it is
(For example today i was thinking about why mysticism was commonly linked to empirical study of the world by early philosophers/monks/etc. I also particularly like thinking about the evolutionary origin of modern biological traits. So those kinds of things.)
>preferably educated, bonus points for majoring in math
>honest and straightforward, doesn't like games
>isn't a pseudo-intellectual who can't separate her subjective preferences from objective reality
>caring, nurturing personality
>into bdsm
Ideal bf:
Relatively tall and fit. Nice hair, nice eyes (preferably coloured but dark eyes are sexy), intelligent in science and math fields, able to carry a conversation, slightly protective, funny. I'm very shy and introverted so he'd have to be able to take charge and do most of the talking when we go out. Also, someone ambitious with actual goals in life. I guess that's it. Just someone who's nice to be around I guess.
>>29739243
Why are you not in your country then? Why are you planning on going to the US? Why is your family there? Why don't you want to help your country out instead of lapping up the crumbs your western masters entice you with to betray your own?
>>29739238
Honestly, you're in the wrong place if you want self-improvement.
I have no idea how long you've been here, but in the past five years, I have not felt the will to improve myself no matter whatever I find here.
The only encouragement I feel is to not end up as a cuck.
>>29739265
Oh, also kinks. I'm into a bit of bdsm, so bonus points for that too.
>>29739243
Not that anon but I have a very close Polish friend you should let me introduce you to.
Ideal gf:
>25+
>fat
>smart
>reads stuff
>not a slut
>not materialistic
>not a junkie
>doesn't like the world much
>>29739266
I want to live before I can die in Poland, it's not that easy to live there
I am going to Poland next week, I go as often as I can, but studying in Poland wouldnt give me any hope for anything
I am trying to figure out what to do, I really am, but the country is just so far down in that European mess that it's not as simple as for me to solve
Also there's barely any polish guys with my views, I've yet to find one
>>29739299
Is he rich though? Remember, she doesn't want an ordinary Polish dude with an ordinary Polish salary, he has to be the 1% to keep up with her advanced foreign degree and family wealth.
>Male
>Honestly cares about people
>Virgin or only had sex in serious relationships
>Can defeat me in an argument
>>29739314
He's middle class for sure and is on track to keep up with or surpass that.
>any height
>skinny through to chubby is fine. If personality is particularly wonderful, more than just a bit chubby would be ok
>any ethnicity
>DFC through to huge tits, fine
>hair colour, any
>eyes, any
Only real desire physically is
>child bearing hips
>thick thighs
>nice curvy ass
Personality
>chilled out
>unambitious
>loving
Really just someone who doesn't have many fucks to give and wants to not be alone.
I really just don't want to be alone at this point.
>>29739284
has my gentle femdom gf finally found me?
>>29739314
>>29739328
And that's by American standards since he grew up and goes to school here.
>>29739150
yeah sure hmu my skype is
cthulhu was right
>>29739266
because its a whore
it wants money for having a vagina
the USA is the perfect place for that
>>29739336
Well, say hi to him from me
>>29739328
Polish middle class or middle class in a real country? You see, this nationalistic qt doesn't really consider her country worth living in, so unless he sold his ass to Soros it's a no go.
>>29739336
>American
Excellent, she can get a green card and live a life of luxury while proselytizing nationalistic drivel from across the pond to actual Polish people on the internet.
>>29739284
wanting to get raped by chad isn't a kink. it's called being a woman
>>29739340
okay will do tomorrow, night
>>29739343
Assuming you're the girl I'm not entirely joking. He's pretty nationalistic despite attending a very liberal university. More importantly than that, he doesn't even know this place exists.
>>29739374
>He's pretty nationalistic
So, why isn't he in Poland then?
>>29739324
Yea that's me cutie.
>competing for the affection of a pollack
don't let the roastie get between us bots
>>29739167
to explain- you're the second person to respond and say that my ideal boyfriend is hiding around every corner on the internet and it's just not true so i don't understand why people are saying it and just assumed that you were trying to give me a hard time like the other guy. not to mention the guy that called me a roastie for no reason.
any edgy guy i come across is either looking for attention or retarded, and i want a guy who's at least as smart as i am and more mature than that.
a lot of the guys who are survivalist types are either insane paranoids or white nationalists preparing for the coming race war.
many guys are apathetic or angry about nothing in particular.
many guys are shallow and petty but won't admit it.
i'm just trying to say that you made it sound like i could find this guy anywhere and i haven't seen that so i'm just frustrated. and yes, i am paranoid because as you may have noticed, if you let on that you're female around here people will be hostile for no reason and it gets old.
cute and nice please
>>29739305
are there not many polish nationalists? I thought they were more conservative than most europeans
>>29739381
I don't know. His parents are the ones that moved out here. I just know he has close ties and goes back to visit very often. He's majoring in political science, although I don't know if he intends to move back to Poland once he finishes his degree.
>>29739403
The very nationalist ones are mostly the lower class though :( or the other ones who say we are united as Poland and Europe and are very much eurocucks
>>29739411
Seems like hes in a similar situation to me then, even similar degree
>>29739396
>survivalist bf
gurl I was raised in the woods
you in the great white north?
>>29739381
>hurr durr if you are a nationalist why arent you in your country
you realize you can still like and visit other nations and still love your own
>>29739411
>I don't know if he intends to move back to Poland once he finishes his degree.
If he does, the only work with a salary he's now accustomed to will be given to him by the NGOs and other anti-Polish organizations. Perfect for the chick we're talking about. I bet she'll end up in one of those too.
>>29739428
>>The very nationalist ones are mostly the lower class though :(
Fuck off.
>>29739329
oh I forgot age.
25+ through to 50
>>29739437
If you're not doing anything to help and are in fact doing something to harm, how do you love it?
>>29739452
Jesus, dude, what is your problem
>>29739428
Well I'm not sure if you two would be a prefect match but assuming you're not crazy and/or deformed, I think it's worth a shot.
>>29739469
I'm a Polish nationalist.
>>29739467
how is going to another country to get an education hurting your country?
>>29739396
>to explain- you're the second person to respond and say that my ideal boyfriend is hiding around every corner on the internet and it's just not true so i don't understand why people are saying it
everything besides the survival stuff is common.
guys look at the rest of your list and identify with it and assume/hope you're not too serious about the survivalist shit because it's so abnormal and offbeat.
>>29739475
Yet you are against your own polish women
Great job
>>29739475
t. edgy neckbeard trying to impress a fembot
>>29739396
>i'm just trying to say that you made it sound like i could find this guy anywhere
You literally can but he's not going to be your perfect Varg Vikerness clone that you might expect, he'll likely be poor and ugly and won't be able to afford a massive zombie invasion training compound in France, or wherever they are right now, and six wives to milk the cows.
From this post it looks like you're looking for a much more idealized version of that stereotype than it's actually possible to exist in real life.
Let me give you one example: why would a guy who dislikes the world so much that he lives in a cabin in the woods for example not be insanely paranoid? The very life you describe *creates* insanity and paranoia if you do it alone even if you weren't like that before!
>>29739491
>Yet you are against your own polish women
What good is a traitor to the people?
>>29739542
Anyone who studies abroad is a traitor?
Maybe start with the traitors IN Poland first
I bet you vote PiS or PO you cuck
>>29739542
shut up butthurt cuck
>post in thread expecting ideal gf/bf discussion
>get pollack politics
>>29736785
>female
>compassionate
>nurturing
>will care for me and be my whole world
I have tried for so long to make myself be what society tells me I must be: independent, self-sufficient, an individual. And no matter how I try to deny my innermost desires and change who I am, the truth is that I just want to be a part of someone else and find happiness in pleasing her and to live in our own little world together. I've wanted nothing more, from my earliest memories, and my life has been that of a dysfunctional half sorely missing that which would make him whole.
Go to bed, pollaks.
>>29739608
It's the morning
>>29739598
tldr; tfw no mommy gf
>>29739428
you sound cool do you have a skype or email where i could talk to you?
>>29739533
not a single thing i mentioned just now said anything about looks or money but you brought it up as if that's what i really wanted. and varg is the exact kind of edgy white nationalist retard i specifically said i didn't want. maybe you didn't even read my post or maybe you read what you wanted to read into it.
>looking for a much more idealized version
interesting. that could be because this is the "post your ideal boyfriend" thread?
so to recap, before you said i could find him anywhere and now that i repeated exactly what i said the first time, you've changed your mind and said i won't find him anywhere. i guess it turns out that you were just trying to argue with me after all. good to know and have a good night.
>>29739657
No, go away. I'm trying to play matchmaker here.
>>29739685
>>29739533
can you two please either just lay off or fuck already
>>29739634
Yeah. I guess I hesitate to use that phrase cause it sounds fetish-y or purely sexual.
>>29739657
>>29739692
[email protected]
Thereya go
>>29739703
I feel that feel as well, anon. Too bad girls aren't actually like this. They want the man to be dominant in the relatinship. Sometimes I wish I was one of those kids who was having an affair with their teacher because that would be the closest I would ever get to a mommy gf. It's too late for me now.
>>29739788
I wish nature hadn't made it so women want men to be the dominant I really do.
>>29738253
is the not under 25 thing a hard rule.
I fit most other things
>>29739809
>tfw you have to pretend to be dominant and in control of thing to attract women
>tfw it's all a lie
>>29739788
Even with the roles reversed, I don't think most men would want this kind of relationship. It's not just dominance, but also compassion and nurturing. It's a lot more demanding than most people would want. You really have to be a certain type to want a dependent relationship, regardless of which side you're on.
>>29739265
what sort of interests do you have?
>>29739853
You're right, but it's not fair that women can get away with being a child because guys will be with her anyway. Sometimes guys like to be taken care of in this way as well, but this is a complete turnoff for pretty much all women.
>>29739809
I kind of want to dominant a man in a relationship, but not in a nice caring maternal way, in an abusive controlling way so he'll be too weak to leave me
>>29739914
It's true. Women get cut way more slack on this front. Guys aren't allowed to express even feeling like they want to be anything other than some rugged, independent Marlboro man doppelganger. I've been in denial about my dependent nature for a long time now and I think trying to force myself to be something I'm not is really starting to get to me.
>>29739955
I'd be fine with that.
>>29739955
Please don't get our hopes up that yanderes actually exist. It's cruel to mess with a robot's mind like that.
>>29739973
If I was rich, I would pay someone to be my 24/7 mommy gf. How pathetic is that?
I will post the same thing I put out here in ideal partner threads.
>male (no hint of homosexuality, like really manly)
>tall
>pale
>blond
>blue eyes
>willing to be my ticket to a green card
>pls don't cheat on me
You will have my loyalty and undying love. Just get me out of this shithole.
I can cook and clean. Basically, I can be your housemaid.162 AND A HALF cm, 93lbs
>>29739685
>or maybe you read what you wanted to read into it.
Or maybe you were overly vague so that everyone can interpret it in their own way. You did say you want someone "edgy" and "kind of weird" and "not normie" but you didn't mention one single thing about paranoia or white nationalism in your OP. It's perfectly possible for a person to fit the description from >>29738253 but fail the criteria presented from then on!
>now that i repeated exactly what i said the first time
You did not.
>>29739702
>interesting. that could be because this is the "post your ideal boyfriend" thread?
So you know you have impossible standards? I'm usually under the impression that these threads are supposed to be for people to find someone they might like, not just as "please make my 2D husbando come alive" open letters to Santa.
Why did you skip the entire insanity and paranoia dialog branch btw? It was just one example, I can give you more, you don't seem to fully realize how different things affect people's personalities and shape their characters.
>>29740062
You sure you meant to reply to me
>>29739702
with that?
>>29740081
Yes, I was doing an advanced PUA technique to subtly remind her that the entire universe i.e you wants us to end up together and now you ruined it you evil gnome.
>>29740056
>meet your russian bride today
>>29740105
>and now you ruined it you evil gnome.
Better luck next time.
>>29740105
>acually trying to land a fembot gf
you naive knave
>>29740045
I would too, if I was rich and I thought money could buy mommy gf's. But I'm not, and I don't. It really does take a special kind of person to fill that role.
>>29740172
I can trick myself into being satisfied with an escort that's pretending to be a mommy gf. How's that for pathetic
>>29739955
So long as it never went into outright cruelty and always had at its core some form of love and desire for loyalty this would be my dream.
>don't really care about height
>maybe a little thick, nice thighs
>medium length hair that's sort of puffy
>soft and kind, but in a genuine way and not the "I love everyone!!!!" way
>still sort of sarcastic
>energetic to go with my mellowapatheticpersonality
>overlapping interests/tastes but not identical>has a decent paying cushy job so I wouldn't feel bad about being a househusband
I don't even know what else to put
>>29740241
It's something, at least. I really need that emotional connection or it would just feel weird.
>White or asian
>petite
>Small boobs
>Shorter than me (im 5'11")
>Will play Vidya with me
>fairly shy, but can be talkative when she knows me
>cynical, dark sense of humor
>not easily offended
>has some kind of aspirations
>fittish, would go to the gym with me
>night owl
>not a complete slut, but has some kinks
>likes rock/metal
>nonreligious
>ok with softer drugs
>fairly intelligent
ideal gf
>tall with a large bust and fit, amazone type
>protective, assertive, /gfd/ type
>little bit autistic, somewhat introverted but can appreciate fun and try to make each other happy
pic related, the perfect gf
>>29740275
>soft and kind, but in a genuine way and not the "I love everyone!!!!" way
>energetic
I'm not sure if those go together. If they do it must be extremely rare.
