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I cant fucking believe it r9k. Tonight was my chance to loose
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I cant fucking believe it r9k.
Tonight was my chance to loose my virginity but i fucked it up.
I got a girlfriend somehow and we were about to have sex tonight but i couldn't get it in the hole.
I didnt foreplay on here but it just wouldn't go in.
I eventually lost my boner and we gave up.
Im not huge either slightly above average size.
She was letting me go in raw too this is so humiliating.
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Lemme tell ya something OP. This is for next time you're in this situation, and seeing as you've gotten into this mess one time you can do it again.

When it comes to guys, we're like an on-off switch when it comes to how horny we are. With women it's kinda like a turning slider. Ya gotta do the foreplay and get her ready for it, and trust me, it'll be a lot easier to find the hole when she's feelin it.
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>>29736473
We were both in the mood i think but i was limp and it wouldn't slide in. Thanks for the reply tho.
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what the fuck faggots with erectile dysfunction can get laid but I can't?

this isn't even fair
your gf is literally wasted on you
FUCKING WASTED
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>>29736654
Maybe the reason you cant get laid is because of your shitty personality.
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>>29736654
If you're an adult virgin you're going to go limp your first time, boy. Your dick has never had to perform for anyone. Don't act like you know.
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Well boys put me on suicide watch list
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