Ask a drunk fembot anyfing
>>29735031
how much attention do you actually need? is it like with food, you need a certain amount of calories to sustain life? or is it like heroin, where you don't need it but you're addicted to it and will do anything to get it?
What's your opinion on chad looking robots?
>>29735072
I need enough attention to make up for the hug daddy never gave me. Feel sympathy for me.
Why hasn't the amount of pathetic exhibited by the average person here turned you away?
Why aren't you on reddit or tumblr like every other girl I know?
>>29735090
>daddy issues
what do you look like
>>29735089
My opinion is very high of hem if they're hot. I love worshiping men more attractive than I.
>>29735031
Do you have more cute doggo pics? Or animals in general?
>>29735031
Would you like a bf?
>>29735031
Even though this is either a bait thread or you're a trap, why are you a fembot? To be a fembot, you must 100% choose to be one.
You could get a bf in a moment, you're a female.
Why are females so evil and heartless.
>>29735125
Wan wan in hea
is that you
qt dog desu. do you like anime?
>>29735130
Yes I would
>>29735148
Because they have had their hearts broken too many times by men
>>29735144
I'm not a faggot I'm a real girl
>>29735167
No it is a male
>>29735182
Where do I submit my application fempai
>>29735162
Thank you. I will try to return the favor with what disorganized pictures I have.
>>29735117
What would you consider attractive? What are the main things you look for in a male?
GUESS WHAT
I DON'T CARE
FUCK OFF
>>29735203
Here's another doggo 4 u
>>29735228
Eat tight, pupper.
>>29735212
Yes but he's not my ideal. His lips are too small. I'd prefer a man with bigger lips than that.
>>29735182
>I'm not a faggot I'm a real girl
what qualifies you to call yourself a robot. post robot stats.
>>29735245
>whispers wan wan in your ear
>>29735182
If females have had their hearts broken too many times by men, that probably means females tend to go to the wrong guys.
But that's none of my business.
>>29735182
how many ping pong balls can you put in your vag?
>>29735265
Here have a meme video too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imnveG5YOVI
>>29735266
All guys are the wrong guys. They're never good unless they're so ugly to point of being deformed.
>>29735292
I can fit about 3
>>29735247
Would you BF such a man if he asked you out
I'm 6'3" and 205 lbs
am I fat?
>>29735098
What is even the point of tumblr?its for hit women not fembots
>>29735031
I too have daddy issues that have driven me into the arms of /pol/ and /r9k/ instead of to black men, what was your poison my sister?
How much have you had to drink? i've had 5 beers
>>29735328
How do you get them out again?
>>29735304
You stated that you want a bf. Why would you want a bf if all guys are the the wrong guys?
How many regulars are on r9k?
>>29735031
Do you find it creepy if a guy approaches you just to talk? B realistic
>>29735301
that's a nappy little guy
>>29735031
>fem
>bot
Women can't be robots, you're a femanon.
>>29735353
I'm confused by that question. What do you mean what is my poison?
>>29735366
Squeeze em out like a baby
>>29735370
They're all assholes
>>29735424
If he's old and ugly ya
>>29735343
Yeah beggars can't be choosers after all
>>29735359
I've had 3 shots of Ciroc vodka but Im a light weight so that's enough to get me drunk
-birthplace
-starsign
-blood type
>>29735472
Regarding #4, what if he is younger and just ok looking, if he says the right things does it matter? or does his appearance affect whether he is "creepy" or not?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10668732
>>29735031
OP are you that one fembot who posts qt asians all the time?
If so, I appreciate your posts.
I think we'd be friends if I wasn't so completely avoidant of all human interaction.
>>29735502
His appearance is all that matters to me
>>29735501
Detroit
I don't know
I don't know
>>29735031
would you suck my benis and grope my bitch tits?
guys feel free to answer too
>>29735533
that looks fucking disgusting dude, looks like a rotten uncooked bratwurst
Why do you love black cock so much OP
>>29735558
okay but is that a yes or a no
>>29735472
Are thin lips that unattractive? Would it be settling for you?
>>29735518
yes I am and I'm avoidant of people too especially women. Men are easier to befriend because they will be nice to anyone who they think they can stick their dick in.
>>29735533
Would kick it and suck
>>29735559
I love half black qts
>>29735533
I don't give a shit about your dick. It's all about the face.
>>29735601
Yes thin lips are unattractive to me. I've kissed a thin lipped man and it was terrible.
>>29735633
post a pic of a half black that you find attractive
>>29735633
5/10 dude with big lips here
would you rather go out with me or like a dude like this:
>>29735601
>>29735628
interesting
>>29735633
okay but is that a yes or a no
If dubs or better OP has to be my gf.
>>29735606
That makes sense, but I'm just more scared of disappointing people.
I feel like the dick quality makes men more disingenuous though desu.
>>29735031
Vim or GNU EmacsFucking dammit I will get someone to answer me here.
>>29735639
Pic related is my husbando
>>29735644
It spends on what you look like
>>29735701
Im so boring I can't keep female friends. It's easy for me to keep make friends because they're all hoping to have sex with me one day.
>>29735755
so you'd consider that dude a 5?
damn my confidence skyrocketed like shit
feels good man
>>29735775
If consider him a 7 but his lips are too thin. It's not good for sex reasons.
>>29735734
>dat hair
awful taste
>>29735799
I think his hair is so cute
>>29735794
>dat feel when purse lips to take decent pics
I h8 u, making me feel insecure
>>29735830
>avatarfagging as yourself
>>29735822
you like the worst thing about them
>>29735755
I feel you. I'm boring as shit too.
Have fun drinking, drink some water before you sleep so you don't get too bad of a hangover~.
>>29735701
Do you like kpop btw?
>>29735867
I could avatarfag as a weeb too
>>29735891
>not Cool Ranch
>>29735884
I have to be at work at 9 am
>>29735876
I love curly hair
>>29735886
Not as much as I used to. New husbando reeled me back in though.
>tfw you will never worship his below average dick
>>29735247
>bigger lips than that
so...... nigger lover
>>29735830
You're above average doh. You're way better than I deserve.
>virgins ITT think bigger lips means better kissing
Doesn't work like that. It literally only depends on how good the guy is at making out.
>>29735948
I think kpop has improved a lot within the past year
>>29735949
I don't like thin lips. Wouldn't you rather kiss thick pillowy lips instead of thin axe wounds?
>>29735978
Trust me. Kissing a thin lipped man is like kissing all teeth.
>>29736028
I'm a girl and I'd know. It's really not like at all if the guy is good at kissing. Do you even know what tonguing is?
>>29735959
wanna b my gf
>>29736057
Yeah. Kissing thin lipped man is just so creepy to me though. My lips are so huge and it just doesn't mix right.
>>29735031
Fembots aren't real and will never be.
>>29736079
You just haven't had sensual partners girl. It doesn't make a difference in the end if he's good at kissing.
>>29736079
black girl, nigger?
>>29736131
Fuck u bitch
>>29736117
Well, yeah I just love some full pillowy lips kissing all over me ^_^
>>29736147
answer his question
are you a nigger?
>>29736174
No I'm not a nigger I'm a human bean. Don't you have any repsect for anyone?would you say shit like this to people you met in real life?youre so fucking heartless
>>29736207
ha ha now that's a answer
now I get your fucking awful taste
>>29736248
There is nothing wrong with liking men of my own race. People should like their own kind right?fuck you I hope your whole family dies
>>29736307
yes that's better than being a white nigger-lover
I hope my family dies too! also, I have the lips you like ;-)
I am very angry right now. I've been listening to the same song got an hour.
>>29736357
>>29736307
Already posted benis so not posting face but I am a normie who has had women compliment my big lips so now knowing I have big lips would you succ me y/n
>>29736350
i hope you die too. how about that?
>>29736436
just because you have big lips doesnt mean youre hot. post pix with eyes blacked out.
OP what do you think about uncircumcised penises?
>>29736488
I think they're the best. I thought they would be weird until I experienced one first hand. If I have a child I won't get his dick skin cut off.
>>29736517
Would you be satisfied with a penis like that? Or would a bigger chad make you a cuckee?
>>29736453
nah girl my baby blues are the money shot you wouldn't have a clue about my 6-8 face depending on the lighting without them
you can see im not in great shape though im thinner than I was in the pic I get girls with my hair eyes and lips
>>29736537
I like skinny bois
>>29736532
Yes put it in my vaginy
>>29736563
currently 6'1 170 with baby noob gains now simple yes or no
>>29736601
Being 6'1 is enough fer me
>>29736563
How skinny do you like them?
Also do you have a cute vaginy?
>>29736633
I like them as skinny as they can get before looking malnourished. You're being really nice to me, are you sure these pictures are you?
>>29736616
Listen here, all I want is a yes or a no. I am through playing games.
>>29736696
Nothing matters to be but the face. How can I say yes?
>>29736718
You had your chance. You will die tonight.
>>29735031
have you gotten blacked if so please leave
>>29736664
Yes.
So face to you is what matters the most? Seems pretty standard sempai, I can't say I'm not the same.
>>29736664
>>29736696
>>29736718
>>29736791
Would you two fuck already so this thread can die?
>>29736799
you look pretty good senpai :~)
>>29736791
What cha gonna do?send a ghost bitch to my house?
>>29736799
Guys care more about body i think
>>29736718
Will you only date guys over 6ft?
Are you attracted more to and do you prefer guys over 6ft?
Honest answers please
How in the world do I get art school asian girls with edgy sci-fi movie supporting female actress haircuts and stereotypical streaks of color in their hair who hate their dad and wear backpacks to basement shows to like me?
>>29736799
I love curly hair by the way
>>29736825
That's exactly what I aim to do. Better sleep with the lights on.
>>29736825
That's not true. Face is definitely #1 for dudes.
Dudes that prefer body over face are usually weirdo normies.
>>29736845
By looking like pic related
>>29736827
I'm not picky. Aslong as he isn't shorter than me. I'd prefer someone 6'1+ though
>>29736851
My hair is curly and blond and thicc. Last chance before I summon demons after you: yes or no
>>29736915
yes because i dont want any japanese bitches with long hair and white skin crawling in my bed tonight
>>29736874
What should I do to get closer to that?
>tfw no r9k gf
just meme my shit up senpai ITT
>>29736933
Damn if I knew it was that easy I would have gotten spooky a long time ago
>>29736958
I'm loving the hitler undercut. Very /fa/
>>29736854
I'm ugly so I guess I have to depend on my skinny fat body
>>29736978
That spooky shit gets me everytime
>>29737033
skinnyfat is allright desu
pls be qt femanon
also wavy hair is shit, impossible to take care of
>>29737050
I'm not cute at all. I look like shit, I'm not even going to lie. Where are you getting these pictures from?they can't be you
>>29736811
I'll leave if you tell me y/n if you would succ me now that I got what I wanted
>>29737074
That feels bad man... well I can always imagine.
Also I'm just taking them now, being a bit autistic.
Timestamp is here if you're wondering anyways. >>29736799
>>29737136
Why are you here, Chad?
Originu
>>29737136
Can you do some model tier poses? Where's that time stamp
>>29737165
Im not a chad, I'm a shut in who plays vidya all day while dozing on benzos
Would guys like me even if I really love every drake song?
>>29737185
Time stamp is on the phone screen lol
Also kek no, this is my last I have taken, now on I'm posting from phone
>>29737212
No faggot normie.
>>29737237
So why don't you have a gf?whats wrong with you mentally?
>>29737256
How can you not like what a time to be alive?
>>29737281
You should have stuck with BTS. Drake is going to degrade you, that fucking Nigger. Save me
>>29737212
Now that I know that I no longer want succ
>>29737257
No, I don't have a GF. I have social avoidance disorder or whatever its called and I'm in general just clueless in social situations when I could possibly single out and talk to a qt.
Otherwise I'm just really lazy in general.
>>29737318
Ballin in the middle of the club...
>>29737331
Don't people just use tinder and OK Cupid to meet women these days?
>>29737388
I guess so. I've not tried OkC but no real successes on tinder. Went on one date last September, it went well but not to be shallow she was much more so unattractive than her pictures.
I felt real bad about it but I just couldn't do it even though I knew I should've just so I get experience.
>>29735031
It's an anon posts a photo of a hound and a whore for me to save, crop out the whore and keep the doge episode
thanks op, you're an alright guy
>>29737428
Very date I have had this month has ended in disaster so I have given up and I'm living the neet life now
>>29737440
This comment made me crack up laughing. Here's a wan wan
Awww cute as hell
Cousin it doggo
>>29737503
Dates give me anxiety like hell.
I can solve it with drugs but it feels like cheating.
Meeting the person for the first time is the worst. The entire time I'm just like "are they into me?.
>>29737565
It's pretty easy for me to tell if a guy is into me or not. But sometimes it's hard because guys will fuck anything
>>29737585
I suck at picking up on social clues especially with people I find attractive. It's really difficult honestly and I get anxious. "Pls find me qt" just plays in my head the entire time
>>29737565
I've never been able to get to the meeting stage. Texting makes me nervous so I sperg out. Feels bad.
>>29737621
I know that feel man.
I'm working on my tinder account again.
Seems futile since I don't have any good pictures or normie pics like me with friends.
bark berk berk
>>29737921
Wan wan!
Fuckin dogs
>>29735031
Bebe you're disgusting
>f instead of th
it's not cute it's pathetic
>>29738085
Aww wan wan
>>29738222
White woman holding many dogs
>>29735031
Is that picture you?
I have a thing for Asian girls with short hair. Would you sit on my face?
>>29735728
OP prefers Emacs because he's a basementdweller since early 1980s.
