Hey /r9k/ am I ugly? Any female anons/traps that would date me? Im a good guy, I would open the door for you and pay for your meals and buy you nice things.
fuck off jahans
leftism is cancer
>>29734512
>am I ugly?yes.
>Any female anons/traps that would date me?there are none, and no.
>>29734512
You're pretty ugly, I'm not gonna lie here. Charisma can get a man anywhere though.
Protip: Being a manipulative cockwipe is okay sometimes. Most businessmen and CEOs are literally psychopaths, as in portraying qualities normally seen in those with psychosis.
>>29734548
What makes me ugly? My female friends say I am a 8/10
if this isn't bait
i'm truly sorry, friend
>>29734512
People across the grand spectrums of time in the multiverse would want to date you
Gayanon here.
I wouldn't date you.
Sorry if that's too blunt.
>>29734571
Get jaw and chin impants
CREEPY ASS POTATO CRACKA
>>29734589
wait shit I just did a reverse image search and got 0 hits.
Wellp.
You guys are assholes. I am not that bad looking.
>>29734571
They lied
Look in the mirror
You look 12
at least you don't look like a "fedora neckbeard faggot" OP
I've been called a brony in real life before even though I fucking hate that fandom
Apparently I just have "the look"
>>29734673
Giving constructive criticism isn't being an asshole. Now are you getting chin/jaw implants or not?
>>29734512
Lose weight you fat fuck
Original advice
>>29734512
wear your glasses higher, get a better hair cut.
dwight is that you
>>29734644
This kid is a /pol/ meme. He goes on youtube and post rants about how great marxism is and how autists are treated unfairly. He has d cup mantits.
>>29734512
Nah man. Grade A PUSSY DESTROYER. hahahahaha.
>>29734512
You can do what I did and settle for an average gf. I'm quite happy with my gf Stephanie for the time being.
>>29734589
It's bait. Someone's trying to make this guy the new eggman.
>>29734512
1. lose weight
2. cut hair into perfect bowlcut
3. get glasses with smaller frames
4. get some of that eyebrow growth formula for those inner corners
5.murder some people
then you will be dateable
>>29734571
Are they fucking blind?
>>29734781
How the actual fuck is this possible
>>29734696
It's your "fedaura".
Anyway, what should I do to fix myself? I'm not Mexican btw.
>>29734824
you find a girl that's not a whore
>>29734824
I decided to just bee myself. Was easy.
>if you're a leftist, then go die
>if you're bait, you got a meme able face
>if not
To be honest with you, hon, you don't look hot or attractive, but you kind of do look so ugly it's cute? Like a pug.
Like, I could see you dating a qt3.14 and giving her a flower and holding her hand, smiles and laughter and a picnic. I don't think you're ugly enough to be undatable.
>>29734857
Look alright to me man.
>>29734857
How the fuck do I get rid of my fedaura? Pic related. I am sick of being called a brony.
>>29734938
Shave, get a haircut, dress more preppy.
If OP lost weight he would look like that actor Sam Riley.
>>29734938
>>29734857
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS
OP has a message to the haters itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23wzZAFU848
>>29734938
You look fine to me I guess. Try some glasses maybe?
>>29734938
shave and get a cleaner haircut and you look fine
>>29734571
if people here weren't such retards you would have blown it with this 0/10 garbage. trolling doesn't count when you trick retards.
>>29734512
You're male?
Shit I though you were just an uggo dyke
>tfw good aesthetics/facial features
>crippling autism
>not tall
JUST
>>29734991
DELETE THIS NOW YOU FUCK FACE ASSHOLE
I feel you anon. Anything I can do to make myself look more desirable?
>>29735322
Shave the stache
That's probably it. Wear sunglasses maybe.
