Gay/Bi thread.
Ask a bisexual guy anything.
General gay talk.personally im not going to do anything /soc/-esque, if you want to post your boipussy you can i guess
inb4 >>>/lgbt/ I like talking to people who don't already like dick more.
>>29734137
Don't you hate it just because you are gay everyone assumes you like dick? Do I get you a vagina cake for your birthday?
Everytime I fap to tranny porn I cant ecide if I want to insert as the top or the bottom so I do both
What did I mean by this? Am I straight?
>>29734137
What percentage are you :^)
>>29734137
does anal sex hurt?
>tfw cant be openly gay because parents would cut me off
its ok I guess since chance of me finding a bf is slim to none
>>29734137
how old were you when you realized you were bi?
Nothing like being a cute trap ^_^
>>29734179
What do you mean? I'm not even completely gay and I like dick. Do you mean when people try and make your gayness a thing? That's annoying for sure. Yeah, I shove stuff up my butt, don't act like it's the only thing that defines me.
>>29734180
Liking trannies is a gateway. Also liking penis at all is still a little gay. You aren't fully straight.
>>29734201
Percentage of gayness? I guess like 60/40 in favor of straight.
>>29734234
Not anymore.
I guess this is the appropriate place for this
THAT FEEL WHEN NO FEMININE BOYFRIEND
>>29734287
Can you ejaculate from anal sex?
I know you can wash the inside, but can your poop sometimes come out a little during intercourse?
Is it dangerous?
How long does it take to get used to it?
I would also like to know if the anus' form changes the more you penetrate it over the years.
Thank you for replying.
>>29734287
>Liking trannies is a gateway
This anon is right, I started liking trannies then I wanted to be the tranny and be fucked by a manly guy.
Fuck this shit I want off the ride.
>>29734284
Post puberty. 13-14. Because then I realized I was sexually attracted to men as well.
>>29734333
It if makes you happy then go ahead.
>>29734366
I have never ejaculated from anal play of any kind. I would like to but I've never managed to do it. The closest I got was when I had sex with this crazy band chick my senior year of high school. She was into femdom stuff. She bound my hands and made me ride a dildo. She would slide a finger up and down my cock every now and then. She kissed the tip and I just busted.
I've had shit get on dildos before and when I was in high school. If I want to hook up with a guy I usually do something like an enema.
Anal sex can be very dangerous. The risk of damaging prolapses and hernias are very real. Be responsible and use lots of lube.
I kind of worked my way up from when I was in Jr. High with anal play on my own. It hurt the first couple times but due to my prior play it was pretty quick.
It doesn't really feel any different to be honest.
>>29734400
Ween yourself off fapping by forcing yourself to only fap to softcore then slowly work your frequency down to once a week.
>>29734533
>Post puberty. 13-14
I kind of found out when I was about 11 years old, when I felt some weird attraction to a boy in class.
That was also the year of my first crush over a girl.
Strange shit
I want to either
>have a qt hot boyfriend my age
or
>be a qt twink in a group of old wealthy men who take me out, buy me stuff, and fuck me sometimes. I want them drooling for me
I also have this fetish of being passed around by several guys, whatever age. I just want to be the fuckboi in a gangbang and have one after another ram my boypucci
>inb4 STDs
I'd make them wear condoms OF COURSE
Though I'd probably get awfully sore
>>29734137
I like how /r9k/ and the aus threads are slowly turning into a combination of nogf and these queer threads.
In other news I have 4 and a half hours to kill before heading out to blow my new lewdbuddy
>>29734921
Better than just frogposting.
Are you going to swallow his cum?
bi sexual are fucking scum
If I have a normal friend i can text his friends saying he's gay
If I have a gay friend I can text his friends saying he's straight
but what the fuck do I say for freak of nature like you
>>29734970
you don't text his friends at all?
you stop being a dickhead for once in your life?
>>29734970
this seems oddly specific
>>29734956
might do, he's here for more then the one day so I want to try more then just that
>tfw not gay enough to fit in with /lgbt/ or other things
I'm just a little gay I love cuteboys, men and hair creep me out
>>29734137
gays can go and stay go >>>/lgbt/
not sure about bisexuals
>>29734970
Nothing at allow because bisexuality is the supreme sexuality.
>>29735053
Give him a rimjob baby.
>>29735120
I just think they're a little annoying. I talk to enough gay people in real life. I don't need sad lonely ones on /lgbt/.
Also I forgot to give myself a trip. Confirming I'm OP with original size for OP pic.
>>29735120
/lgbt/ is a board for people who make victemhood a lifestyle and maintain the same shallow standards as any regular chad or stacey.
i'm posting an ad on craiglist right. Have had 5 beers and want to bottom. I am ashamed and self loathing and can't admit that i WANT MY ass pounded. Too lazy to uncapitalize "my ass"
>>29734988
how about fuck you bitch I do what I want and that is funny to do, don't you have a humor or something ?
>>29735175
surpreme what the fuck. you messed up in the head, now I know what to say. I say you like to fuck cats and dogs you fucking freak show go get some morals dickhead
>>29735240
Did you know that 4chan is supposed to only be occupied by users ages 18 and over?
>>29735175
I didnt mean they're annoying or anything, I just meant that seeing big men attracted to other big men wierds me way out, like it's just gross yo
I just wanna discuss things but I don't fit in at all
>>29735264
did you know that you are fucking enabling such faggot like the OP he can't even make up his mind on if he want a vagina or a penis so fuck off from my comment man
>>29735295
I'm am OP. I don't see how I'm enabling myself when I was caused to bisexual by influences in my younger life.
If you don't like it then leave. There isn't much else to it.
>>29735175
lgbt is full of insecure trannies with mental problems. Should all be gassed.
I also like cock and pussy.
>>29734921
>I like how /r9k/ and the aus threads are slowly turning into a combination of nogf and these queer threads.
Thank your generous uncle Goldstein!
>>29735417
Go home /pol/ your drunk and nobody wants you around
South Park made me realize I was bi.
Fucking Creek shipping.
>>29735403
>insecure
>Should all be gassed.
Don't make promises you can't keep.
>>29735462
Who said I was going to gas them? I said they should, learn to read.
I used to put stuff in my but because it felt good when I jerked off. stopped because it made me feel dirty
>>29734137
I had a gay experience when I was younger, and ever since, talking gay shit with anons gets me leaking pre-cum...I-I'm still straight though right?
I'm thinking of buying this. Wondering if it's worth it or not.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nexus-Revo-Prostate-Massager-Black/dp/B00ANNMS8G
>>29735462
Lol
>>29735498
Embrace the dirty.
>>29735524
You're in that Johnny Cash territory anon.
>>29735564
Seems pretty expensive and it only has two actual reviews. Maybe you should try a standard prostate probe and see it you like trying to massage your prostate.
>>29735631
Some reddit fag said it was top notch for a prostate massager.
Plus looking at this video is making me hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT--O8bzJ3w
>bisexual feels
>don't quite want female partner because would miss no dick to suck
>don't quite want male partner because would feel stale with 1 hole
Also I want to go full gay and do sex with cuteboys and such but I wanna lose my virginity to a girl first. No real reason, just kind of like a life goal type of thing that I feel compelled to do.
>>29735655
get this one
http://jejoue.com/our-collection/nuo.html
imo
if you wanna lewd with someone online they can control it
>>29735444
Post more creek now.
>>29735631
Johnny Cash territory?I'm lewd-talking with an anon I know in another thread...I don't think I've been this horny in my whole life. Aside from the time that dick was in my mouth...
>tfw bi
>tfw neither sex wants me
>tfw twice as lonely
>>29735240
Please leave, this website is for white English speakers only.
>>29735702
Boyzu Ravu
I used to jack off with a buddy and we'd ERP together but he told me he was gonna stop. It doesn't bother me much I just wonder if I did something wrong to hurt him.
>>29735800
ask him?
whats the worst that could happen anon
also he might have just stopped erping all together
some people do that cause they feel dirty etc.
>>29735655
Seem interesting. Not what I expected. I thought it was an overpriced vibrator with a rocking base.
>>29735681
Personally I would pick women over men. They seem to make better partners in the end and I still have that instinctual desire for women.
>>29735706
Because he... walks the line. Hahahaha....stupid, i know...
>>29735800
Maybe he got embarassed and isn't as comfortable with his sexuality as you are.
>>29735631
>Embrace the dirty.
yeah I probably should 2bh. couldnt tell what end felt better.
>>29735792
Post even more.
>>29735871
>tfw this happens in Fractured Butt Whole
O-OP, wanna fap with me on cam later ...I'm a twink, btw
>>29735838
You're hillarious.I think I just had the best non-sex orgasm of my life...
>tfw want to cuddle and hold cute boys but only want to fucking traps and girls
This is a weird feeling.
ITT - a lot of horny straight people that don't want the effort it takes to keep a girlfriend
>>29735838
>Personally I would pick women over men
Women are annoying and overly emotional.
>>29735984
I actually jacked off like five minutes ago. Probably going to sleep soon too.
>>29736090aw thanks, you're too kind :)
>>29736188
I've actually had a penis inside of my ass multiple times. I'm pretty sure I'm not straight.
>>29736199
Some can be really great though.
>>29736260
I've yet to meet a women or man I've actually liked.
I honestly believe I couldn't go out with someone even if someone liked me because I neurotic and thus get stressed and anxious a lot. They would probably get irritated and leave me.
>>29736260It wasn't to you, it was to the lewd dude I was talking to. I probably would love to put my cock in your warm, wet mouth, though.
>>29736188
For me this is true. Male attention is better than no attention at all, especially when they're pretending to be qt animes.
>>29736308
Sounds like you have some issues to sort out before you venture into the dating world.
>>29736317
I'd play along but I'm not horny anymore.
>>29736346
Sometimes I straighten my hair and wear makeup. Does that count as pretending to be "qt animes."
>>29736433
I'm content never being a relationship to be honest. I'd rather just fap to fanfiction like a degenerate and play vidya.
>>29736433
Aw. I could still probably go another round, but oh well.
Whats the biggest cock you've ever taken? Oral, or anal? Or a handy?
>>29736465
To each their own I guess.
>>29736468
I don't really do well after cumming. A lot of times I cum and let them keep going or try and make them cum afterwards. That's if I'm fucking a guy. If it's a girl then I do a lot of oral early because it's fun making them squirm.
The biggest I've touched was pushing eight inches. It was this huge basketball player from my college. He was secretly kind of gay and we met at a party. I tried to suck his dick but I could only really get about half way down. I made him cum really fast though. I could tell he was unsure so we didn't do much after that. We did cuddle some and he shoved his hand in my shorts and stuck a couple fingers up my ass. That was pretty hot. I jack of to that memory from time to time.
Anal I've only taken pretty average sized stuff. I'm thinking of working my way up some larger dildos though.
>>29736669
>The biggest I've touched was pushing eight inches. It was this huge basketball player from my college. He was secretly kind of gay and we met at a party. I tried to suck his dick but I could only really get about half way down. I made him cum really fast though. I could tell he was unsure so we didn't do much after that. We did cuddle some and he shoved his hand in my shorts and stuck a couple fingers up my ass. That was pretty hot. I jack of to that memory from time to time.
That's hot, post more stories.
Also how would you rate your looks out of 10?
My friend told me if he can't get his dick up for his gf she fingers his ass a bit and it's rock hard
is he a little bit gay?
>>29736669
Damn. That is pretty hot. Getting hard again...by basketball player you mean black, right?
>>29736831
Nope. You can play with your butt and not be attracted to men, everyone has nerve endings there along with a prostate.
>>29736693
I guess I'm like a 7 maybe? I don't really like to judge myself like that.
>>29736831
Nope, anal play can be pleasurable no matter your sexuality.
>>29736847
He was mixed. He had that cute curly hair a lot of mixed guys have. Like Odell Beckham.
I did get fucked by a black guy during a threesome once.
I used to be in theater and we were doing our last performance of the year for my junior year. One of the girls that I hung out with wanted to celebrate in some way and stole a bottle of rum from her parents. She invited this one cute black guy to join us. He looked a bit like John Legend. With a bit stronger facial features though. So we go to my house because my parents were at my Grandmothers house in Alabama.We're from Texas. They went there early, I was leaving tomorrow so I could do the show.We get kind of drunk because there was only about half a bottle left in what she brought. The black guy started to rub on the girl's thigh and gave me a dirty look.Pretty much everyone in theater knew I liked dick too so I knew what that look meantShe starts to kiss him and rubs on my crotch. We all stripped down and she grabs his dick. I start to eat her out. The gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes back with a bottle of baby oil and sits on the couch. He just looks me in the eyes and pours the oil all over his cock. I walk over to him and thrn around. I kind of tease him for a bit by grinding on it and hotdogging it. Eventually he grabs a hip and pushes his cock in. He guides me to sit on it and I start hopping. The girl moves over and starts sucking my cock. I cum in about a minute and a half. He moved me around in various positions. He finished while fucking me in doggy. He ending up pulling out and cumming on the girls tits.
I could tell she was disaapointed that she didn't get any dick.
>>29737064
>I could tell she was disaapointed that she didn't get any dick.
Because fucking a guy's tight ass is more alluring that's why. Also that's really hot.
>>29737064
yeah this>>29737140
wew
>>29737064
>I used to be in theater
Shocking. But yeah, that is ridiculously hot. Keep posting, I might just fap.
>>29734137
Aren't bisexual males just homosexuals?
It seems like bisexuals are just homosexuals that are trying to achieve some kind normalcy by saying that they like women too.
I've met a lot of bisexuals, men and women and they end up being straight who just experimented for a while or completely gay.
Also do you think homosexuality might be genetic, because it seems that a lot of my female family members and extended family seem to end up being lesbians, and it seems there's always a stage when they're younger where they're tomboys.
But so far we've only have one homosexual male in the family.
>>29734287
>Yeah, I shove stuff up my butt, don't act like it's the only thing that defines me.
I don't know people's sexuality seem to define people a lot, especially of how they think of themselves and the world.
Homosexuals or people with abnormal sexual inclinations seem to know that there is something wrong with them, which affects their relationship with the world.
when are you killing yourself?
being a slut is really fun
>>29737293
>It seems like bisexuals are just homosexuals that are trying to achieve some kind normalcy by saying that they like women too.
I'm straight but you sound dumb as fuck
>>29737293
It's not hard anon, if you're like dick and pussy.
There is no "but I'm trying to fit in with normies" meme going on except for maybe insecure faggots.
>>29737312
well.
5
>>29737341
Kill yourself in an original mannerholy shit that wasn't original either
>>29737420
okay
6
:)
>>29737290
I know. Only straight people are in theater.honestly I could have just left that first sentence out and no questions would have been asked
>>29737293
I honestly really enjoy both. I do know a lot of people say they're bisexual for attention or because they can't fully accept their sexuality though.
Homosexuality is caused by influences in development. Children are supposed to go through certain phases in development that when messed up can lead to homosexuality. The "born this way" thing is bullshit. Take it from someone who likes it up the ass, we aren't supposed to be like this.
On my sexuality defining me.
I have a personality, interests, hobbies, why would just my sexuality define me?
>>29737303
I don't have any plans to.
>>29737312
You have potential. Do more cardio, eat less red meat and eat more soy.
>>29737420
This is a more flattering angle. You could really look good.
1 hour and 20 minutes remain until cock. He will be waiting for me naked, I can work with this though I did want to go full porn slut and flop him out across my face
how many of you have drug or alcohol problems?
>>29737542
Who says drugs are a problem?
Alcohol is shit, though. Poison.
>>29737542
>tfw no qt heroin bf
>>29737542
I was sired by both. My father has struggled with drugs and alcohol throughout his entire life. My mother has epilepsy and there is a rich vein of mental illness running through both sides of the family
>>29737567
only thing that keeps me sane 2bh. just curious
>>29737476
I don't eat any meat. I hardly eat at all.
>>29737606
That said I only do DMT, Acid, and Shrooms. Possibly may have done experimental drugs thinking they were acid, though. That was only a couple times.
>>29737634
that isnt a problem, those are just social drugs
>>29737655
Odd, as I've never done them with another person in my life.
>>29737663
yeah that is odd. how did you get in a situation to do those alone?
>>29737542
I was going to scold you and say that not all gay people have addiction issues but I guess I was wrong.At least I'm clean
>>29737676
Buy them from a drug dealer, wait until a good time, do the drug, trip balls. Pretty simple.
>>29737691
Hey fair enough im not one to judge. Just seems a little odd to me, those are party drugs imo.
>>29737685
lots of people have addiction issues
>>29737334
Well you should check, because you sound bisexual to me my friend.
>>29737338
>insecure faggots
From what I've seen most males who say that they're bisexual are like that.
It is kind of hard because male sexuality is quite rigid.
>>29737476
It seems it is quite hard to determine how someone becomes a homosexual.
Sometimes I get worried that if I have children they might end up being lesbians especially because of the frequency of it in our family, or become gay if they're male which is might be quite worse.
>why would just my sexuality define me?
Like you said "we aren't supposed to be like this" it will always lead to deviant behavior.
>sexually attracted to men
>sexually attracted to women
Pick one
>get pressured into dating a guy for 6 months because I was too beta to say no
>never felt like I loved him
>start thinking Im not actually bi
>break up with him
>start talking to another guy online
>have a huge crush on him and want to talk to him 24/7
Well I guess that settles it senpai
>>29734921
>tf lewd ausanon has a lewdubbdy and it's not me
>>29737742
Explain to me what's so inconcievable about a guy that likes girls and also likes guys
Fumble your explanation and further confirm yourself for being dumb as fuck please
>>29737729
I really don't see how they're party drugs. Unless you're doing a really small amount. If I took 12 grams of shrooms at a party, I'd probably kill someone. Or myself.
>>29737867
everyone is different. imo those are party drugs and not something i wouldnt do alone. maybe you like them by yourself idk. If im just chilling by myself I leave it to pills and booze.
>>29737915
I don't take them to chill, I take them to gain self-insight and experience. If I was just hanging around, I'd smoke weed. You must not have had an extreme trip before. It feels like you no longer exist, and you begin to believe this is going on for eternity. It is not something you would want to do at a party. Maybe with one or two extremely close friends, but not a party. But like you said, to each their own. It's not a big deal.
>>29737853
The fact that male sexuality is rigid, but I'm not saying that bisexuality can't happen in men.
Its just that it is very rare and the vast majority of men who say that they're bisexual are just fags.
>>29737961
yeah exactly man just different tastes.
nothing I like better than some valium and a few stiff drinks though. .
>>29737970
>male sexuality is rigid
says who
of course it may be rigid for you, as it is for me and for every other individual, but to say it's rigid in general?
also it doesn't matter if it's rigid or not, though it definitely isn't, because it's not like bisexuality is a transitional phase, that's just where some people are set on the spectrum
>Its just that it is very rare and the vast majority of men who say that they're bisexual are just fags
source?
>>29737476
Ever cum from anal only, no dick-touching?
I met a qty twink on saturday, we hit it off pretty good. We had a long walk through the local forest and talked for 2 1/2 hours straight. He is a bit shy, intelligent and interesting. We agreed to meet again, even tho he is kinda busy with his Bachelor right now.
Patience will be a key and there's nothing to lose.
/blog
>>29738186
Sounds pretty awesome anon, are you gonna put your pee pee inside his boipussy?
Also how did you meet him?tfw no qt twink bf
>>29737542
I've tried a few things, but I've never owned anything nor do I want to take anything.
>>29738227
Meetings like those are always nice but i tend to not get too hyped about them. But yes, somewhere in the process (if it continues) i see my ochinchin between his buttcheeks.
Since i am either in my room, at work or outside in nature and he is no different, we met through the internet.
>>29738398where on the internet did you meet him? I just want a qt bf...
>>29738427
There are several sites taht focus on gay dating, some a more or less nationwide while others are international. It can get quite a shore to sift out the bad seed from the good seed tho, since alot of the dating sites are full with really old dudes lusting after boycock and alot of qt3.14s just want to fuck.
You gotta make clear that you don't want ONS or sexdates, which is the cancer of the whole community anyway.
Try gayromeo or adam4adam.
>>29737797
Get in my small town hellhole then. T-minus 30 minutes
>>29735681
You sound like a piece of shit desu. This is why I hate bisexual guys as a trap and will never date one
I really don't want to suck cock or take a dick in the ass, but something about a guy talking about sucking my dick or taking my dick in his ass gets me ridiculously hard. I also like girls, but the lewd-talk with males is by far the most attractive to me. What am I? Definitely not straight.
>>29739179
Probably bi, you're likely just a top
>>29739205
I feel like I'm a bit more than Bi though, because gay stuff gets me a lot harder than straight shit currently.I feel shame after fapping to gay porn though. Not so much shame when talking to some anon.
>>29739222
>trips
nice
and why shame anon?
>>29739261
I don't know. I can't help it. But it feels so good when I'm jacking off. I don't feel that shame when I jack off tomy waifuor other straight porn. Or when I fap to lewd-talk with anons, which is just as gay really.
>>29739313
I used to get like that, it's probably because you're just not used to it yet. No need to feel shame about it anon
>>29739439
Also is 5.5 a bad length to be a top? Unrelated but it's been bothering me. Be honest.
>>29739313
Yeah I was the same way due to Catholic upbringing / Public schooling
You're a fucking grown man you can't let others what's okay and what isn't okay for you to feel. You gotta believe that shit, and you'll get over this.
why are gays usually such sluts?
>>29734137
Go back to /lgbt/ you shit smelling faggots.
>>29739867
because guys always want to fuck something, if its two guys then there's no reason not to be a slut
>>29734137
How many of you were sexually abused?
How do I get a bf? Tindr?
I live in atlanta and I live at home.
>as kid I liked to play with girls toys
>once I started to find out about internet porn I always kept googling for 'cartoon porn'
>it was often weird shit, shemale and furry stuff (thank god I didn't turn out to be a furry at all)
>i keep masturbating to cute hardblush stuff and hot shemales, while also to girls
>in my mind im completely straight and don't even think about my sexuality
>more and more time passes, I can't masturbate to solo girls or lesbians, there always has to be a dick
>i get to think that I just like to imagine how the dick would feel if it would be mine
>more time passes and trap popularity is rising
>masturbate to only traps, shota and shemales, don't masturbate to normal straight porn at all anymore just to handjobs and blowjobs
>at that point i consider myself bisexual
>eventually turns into traps and shota only
>this turns into twinks and shota
then I realized that infact I just like guys and kind of always have and now I prefer twinks and cute guys over anything else
I'm kind of not sure if thats just perversion or if thats just me realizing what has always been there, but it seems to be workout out too well to be just the perversion.
>>29741934
and I also think vaginas are super gross.
Vaginas look just like old slimy flesh wounds, disgusting.
Do girls even enjoy sex? In porn they moan when giving blowjobs or handjobs.
>>29734137
I like traps and want to suck a feminine penis, but other manly features kill my boner. Am i gay, bi or something else?
I am so confus
>>29734137
am i still bi if i don't find 99% of guys attractive?
>>29734137
Are you happy with yourself?
Is it possible to realize you are bi at 20 years old?
I've always kind of liked penises but never enough to masturbate to them. I recently got a bit of a crush on a guy which confuses me greatly. Is it just because he's nice to me and I've been alone in my house for months or is it because I'm actually bi?
>>29742909
It could be because you're actually bi, most people get pretty confused by it when they first try to come to terms with it.
>>29741964
some do, some don't maybe because the guys they're with don't know how to please them
the moaning shit in porn is fake, of course
Hey! We're still going!
>>29739179
Either you're just a little more open to what you put your penis into or you're jacking off too much.
>>29739867
Because feeling eyes undress me in public is better than any feeling in the world.
>>29740380
I wasn't. I know a lot of men who aren't straight were.
I had stressed out parents with a questionable relationship.
>>29740743
All the same methods work. There are just less gay people so it's harder.
>>29742056
If you like dick you aren't straight. You're just further along that scale with cute boys than most.
>>29742178
What do you find attractive?
>>29742347
I've always had trashed self esteem. It's possible my sexuality was caused by a desperate need for attention and approval. My parents had a bad relationship in their marriage and never really was able to show me that I'm not disgusting.
>>29742909
You may be having some issues due to isolation and chronic masturbation.
Or you could actualy be bisexual. Give it some time I guess.
>>29743281
>All the same methods work. There are just less gay people so it's harder.
I don't know any of the methods.
Am I supposed to just stumble around until someone asks me to be bf?
>all these gay/bi guys on 4chan who are just into traps and feminine boys or are huge degenerates not looking for a relationship
>hard to actually meet gay guys in real life that aren't flaming homos that make sure everyone knows their sexuality
How am I ever going to get a boyfriend being a 3/10 looking guy and can't even find people who would be interested in me off a website like this, I want to actually die.
>when you're going to meet your LDR bf in 2 weeks and it might be the last time you meet in a loooooong time
Sometimes I feel like this shit is not worth it.
>>29743319
I'm right here anon...
>3/10
oh
>>29743319
I know your pain with the degenerates. The trap fetishists are just desperate and have it as fetish while the real life ""gay"" people just mostly are even sicker desperate fetishists.
And also just work on yourself if you want to improve your looks, for a relationship your personality is more important anyways if that really is what you want to go for.
>>29743503
;_;
>>29743508
I started dressing better, taking better care of myself, etc and still no one seems to be interested literally just cause my general face area is ugly. I agree personality is more important but looks are still a big factor in relationships and is what your first impression to everyone else will be...
>>29743608
Post pic? aaaa
>>29743608
You are right htat its the first impression, good thing you have the internet and can make a good impression with your personality.
But get it out of your head that you are ugly. Maybe it sounds cheesy but look at popular people, there are alot of which aren't really handsome and maybe even kind of deformed yet still are looking good in total and make up for it completely, and noone thinks of them as them beeing ugly. It rather is a confidence pic.
Also post pic
>>29743281
>What do you find attractive?
I find cute boys, like pic attrative
>>29743655
>>29743660
I don't want to post a picture of my face on 4chan I'm sorry zzz
>>29743751
It could develop. Don't be surprised if you're interest cranks up.
>>29743758
See this is why you do what I did and be upfront about not wanting to be a /soc/ whore.
How to find bf as a 24 old bottom
Am I bi?
I've been basically straight ever since I left college where I was getting bored of normal porn and starting experimenting with homo stuff but never really got into.
Now I've been watching more homo porn that straight stuff but at the same time I still find women attractive and it gets me off ethier way.
i'm too afraid to STDs to try anything gay
maybe one day me and a femboy can fap to a video together or something
How are you supposed to have gay sex? Your butt produces faeces after all so it must be inconveinient to have an enema every time you want to have sex.
>>29745262
>implying you always need penetration
>>29745200
>implying every gay/bi is a total degenerate std plague carrier
>>29745022
Become an interesting person
>>29745296
>implying you always need penetration
You're not answering my question though.
>>29745187
You're probably masturbating too much. It's possible for chronic masturbation and porn intake to cause you to explore.
If it doesn't bother you then keep going. If it does then detox with softcore and less frequency.
>>29745200
Or you could use protection like the rest of us.
>>29745262
Smaller and easier to use enema systems have been created. Literally all you need is a few minutes and some water now.
>>29745325
You are not wrong anon, if you want butt stuff, you should do an enema first,
But to be honest, hands and mouth usually is more than enough to satisfy.
>>29745355
Forgot my trip.
I'm bad at this whole tripcode thing.
>>29745375
But I like the idea of being with a boy and doing qt things.
So does that mean I'm bi?
>>29739867
Because being gay is so slut enabling. Since men are so open to the idea of hooking up, there are more people out there. Even though the gay dating pool is smaller than the straight one, the gay hookup scene is much larger.
>tfw I have a what I can only describe as a monogamy fetish
>I can only be aroused by the idea of sex within a monogamous couple
>Everything else kills my boner
>tfw I will never have cute, tall, chubby, virgin, monogamous bf, because they don't exist
Oh well...
>>29745581
Well I'm not chubby.
>>29745428
If you want it to.
>>29745770
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
>>29745612
By chubby, I really mean "preferably not a skeleton and not a gym jock, but let's be honest, I'd take any body type"...
I-if you don't mind me asking... UK?
>Crap, what the hell am I doing?
>>29745262
It's all in the correct diet.
The food I naturally eat on a daily basis (very balanced with high capsaicin; no meat, but low meat would also work) keeps my ileum, colon, and rectum nice and clear.
This is also a good idea for general health. If you have poop in your rectum, you're probably not eating right and are at risk of rectal infections.
I've never had sex, but I've anally masturbated many times and only ever had poop problems if I deviated from my regular diet due to stress or travel.
>>29745962
What autism are you spewing? You shit from your ass therefor having gay sex without an enema result in shit getting on your dick.
You can't say I shit but your asshole is clean 24/7.
>>29745999
If you're eating right, your turds should be fairly solid and pass with minimal effort. Lots of squishy turds left in your rectum after pooping indicates that you have a bad diet.
Also, turds aren't normally stored in your rectum (the part you actually do the sex in); they're stored in the sigmoid colon and move into your rectum when you need to poop. If you have poop in your rectum, just go to the toilet - it's not that hard.
>>29746075
>rectum (the part you actually do the sex in)
>The human rectum is about 12 centimetres (4.7 in) long
lol dicklet
I guess those crazy africans were right. Gay people really do "eat da poopoo"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
These threads can take some interesting turns.
>>29734137
So basically what you're is a preacher of the D? You guessed it, get your ass back to /lgbt/.
Bait so tasty i had to take a bite.
>>29746213
You guys need us though.
Having a safe space is making your struggle even worse.
>tfw 6'3
>tfw no top would want a taller bottom
>tfw no bf with smelly feet
>>29745810
Not him, but I'm tall, virgin, monogamous, fat (subject to change), but cute is in the eye of the beholder.
Germanfag here..
>>29746924
>tfw 5'5
>tfw nobody wants a manlet top
>>29747020
don't use lain's image in vain
fucking manletposters
>>29747020
if you have smelly feet i would want you
i want to see big girlcock
does anyone here have a big girlcock
>>29746974
I'm starting to get some hope, thank you. At least there are definitely people out there worth dating. If only I could do my over-a-decade-long university course of choice and not limit myself to a tiny island off the coast of France.When I say cute, it generally means masculine, naive, awkward, and introverted.
>>29739003
Oh snap I see how it does make me seem like a dick now
Sorry anon, I'll try to change and think about more than just myself in the future desupls forgive mealso don't judge other bi's because of me, I'm just a retard
>>29747357
>spend youth being bullied for my sexuality
>those same people act like they've always liked me because of media pressure
I guess we've gotta take what we can get
>>29739003
>trap
Kek, fuck off mentally ill faggot.
>>29747771
If it makes you feel any better I was always bullied and called gay when I was younger too, even though I wasn't (at the time)
I never understood it and didn't care if people were gay
>>29748142
I grew up in Texas. My parents were divorced and my dad was an alcoholic.
From an early age I found an interest in girl things like princesses, barbies and toy kitchen sets. I pretty much refused to play with the standard boy toys and my mom realized pretty quick that I was probably gay.
She managed to surround me with "safe places" and it helped me understand I'm still just a normal person.
Regardless once I got to jr. high and high school I was bullied pretty much non stop. Even most of the teachers had a pretty strong distaste for me because of my sexuality.
It's almost insulting if I see them now and they act like we were total buds the whole time.
>>29748379
I'm very sorry to hear that anon, but at least it gets better from here on out. In the adult world you don't have to be around people that are idiotic and judgemental such as that, and you can pick and choose your peers for the most part. As for the bullying I didnt have it quite as bad, mine was mostly just everyone assumed I was gay and thought I was wierd and avoided me. I had trouble making girlfriends because I always got the "Wait you're not gay?" Also when I got into highschool and gen ed classes the kids were a lot more anti gay and wouldnt let up a lot, but after a while I found it comedic because no matter how much they thought I was gay and called me gay it didn't change the fact that I'm not attracted to men, but they didn't understand that. Just know that you're not alone in this world, and a lot of people share your pain in varying degrees
>>29748379
I never had an issue like that.
I grew up in Texas too but in the Dallas area. I was definitely not the only person who wasn't straight.
It's a shame some people have such hate over something as simple as what goes on between the sheets.
This guy wants me to abuse him. What should I do to him?
>>29747187
I-if you want we could exchange emails..
What ten year University degree do you wish to visit?I guess I'm kind of masculine
>>29750038
It's a medical degree with an intercalated doctorate (total 8 years), followed by a 2 year mandatory apprenticeship.
I'm not sure if I should go exchanging emails. Hell, you barely even know anything about me...Sorry if you thought I was suggesting that we should. I'm just a mess of a manlet anyway.
These threads should be banned. They go against everything /r9k/ is.
99% of the posters in this thread have or have been fucked. If this was a straight thread they'd get REEE'd at for being normies.
Fucking non-virgin normalfags.
>>29752060
No, liking women goes against everything that /r9k/ is.
Fembot threads and threads about trying to get with roasties are the real cancer.
>>29752166
Fembot threads are cancer because fembots do not exist, and trying to get with roasties is /soc/ shit that goes against anonymity.
None of that goes against the fact that being a non-virgin makes you a normie.
>>29752060
/r9k/ is nothing though. There is no topic, there are no rules. As long as your post is original then you're good.
The "virgin safe space" is meme that is passing. /r9k/ is beginning to take on a new identity. We don't know what that will be but the days of frogposting and >tfw no gf dominating the board is ending. Deal with it or go somewhere else.
>>29734137
whats the best way of not destroying my ass when playing with it? Due to my situation I cannot acquire actual toys or lubricant. I have been using my hairbrush as a makeshift dildo so far however I'm afraid that it will cause a prolapse since I have not been using lube. Any suggestions on what I could use?
>>29752206
Damn, look at this. A classic normie post through and throughout. It has all the classic cliches, "/r9k/ has no topic" included. You only missed the "this is my site as much as yours" one.
Now, normalfag, can you go back to Facebook, reddit or whatever shit you use? You are 90% of the population. I'm sure you have more places to go to discuss the people you fuck, while robots only have this.
>>29752240
Water based lubes are best. You can usually buy them at any drug store too so you don't have to be sneaky with shipping. Just hide it under some shampoo or something in the bag.
>>29752195
A lot of gaybots are virgins and many go bi because they're lonely virgins.
>>29752341
I know. I'm one myself. I'm talking about this thread specifically. Try reading it - it's nothing but normie talk.
>>29752320
thanks for the advice anon, do you know of anything more household that I could use for the time being that isn't going to fuck me up? Or is it not worth the risk?
>>29752279
I don't think you understand. This isn't your board, I'm not a "normie" and whether I was or wasn't doesn't matter.
I'm not using cliches, I'm simply telling the truth. /r9k/ is off topic, you cannot enforce a topic and have no authority over what is said here.
You can go to any other shit hole if you want to. Being a "robot" is a lie. You're an angry overweight teenager with a legitimate future. Quit acting like you're some forty year old virgin who needs a special club.
And better yet, if you don't like the thread quit bumping it and ignore it.
This thread was almost dead until your dumbass posted.
>>29752416
>Normies getting mad at being told the truth
It isn't normie9k, lad.
>>>/reddit/
>>29752361
You said 'these threads should be banned' meaning gay/bi threads. There is nothing wrong with these threads. It's the individual normalfag posters that should be banned.
>>29752493
Threads which are for sharing experiences will inevitably end with normalfags who have experiences to share. Every gay thread ends up the same way, with sluts talking about being sluts. I'm gay, so I go to each one I see.
Gay people can go to feel threads and share their thoughts as well as straight people can. They don't need threads like these.
>>29752475
You're the one in denial and it's obvious you're the one that's angry here.
I also appreciate that you dodged all arguments I made to simply call me a normie and imply I use reddit.
It's obvious you've bought into the frogposting no gf meme that was popular last year. I understand that's the only /r9k/ you've seen and it upsets you that the board is moving on, but repeating shitty memes over and over really just makes more people resent the "culture" that is dying.
Who wann fuck my boi pussi here?
>>29752561
how long have you been on hormones?
>>29752546
Why come here if it isn't for you at all? I wonder.
>>29752541
The thread doesn't mention anything about sharing gay experiences. Any time a gay go goes into a straight thread they're constantly flamed, called a faggot and told to go to /lgbt/.
These threads are for specific feels and are pertinent.
>>29752561
>hormonal fags
Disgusting. I only find normal men attracrive.
>>29752607
Why do you come here then? The board wasn't made for "robots" it was made to see how forcing original content would sculpt a board. All it proved is that young posters, like you, are easily controlled and will buy into a hivemind rapidly.
We can all do what we want. If a thread doesn't interest you then filter it or ignore it.
Having a controlled topic mentality is the opposite of this board's purpose. If you only want to talk about one thing then go to a board with a topic.
>>29752597
>>29752700
I'm not on hormones though.
>>29752771
I think its just the light makes your chest look thicker than normal muscle, like breasts.
>>29734137
can i get a cute boy to be my bf but treat him exactly like a gf
>>29752561
I would if you shaved but I can't stand body hair.
>tfw getting a sugaring kit soon
>tfw just a week or two until glorious smooth everything
Fucking hell lads I am so goddamn hype.
>>29752815
I have minor pectus which might be doing it to. Anyway who here wanna make me their little cock slave?>>29752561
Gosh so much arguing. Just get your panties out of your ass and make up guys.
>>29752846
I'm sure there are guys who are into that.
>>29752931
Sounds like fun. I've been shaving for a while so I've gotten pretty good. A razor and some ice cubes are all I need.
>>29752931
What anime is that from?
ORIGINAL COMMENT.
>>29753041
>A razor and some ice cubes are all I need.
Unfortunately, I have stubble literally a day after I shave so I'm having to resort to other methods.I tried an epilator but it's a fucking nightmare.
>>29752931
What's a sugaring kit?
>>29753075
It's from Boku no>ImageSearch>iqdb
>>29752854
Go be with a girl if you don't want body hair faggot
>>29753118
It's an, allegedly, less pain painful alternative to waxing.
>>29753168
don't be a legbeard
>>29753041
I just want to tenderly love a cute boy
Not sure if Im a degenerate or actually bi as I regularly jack it to traps
>>29753077
I'm also a blondy so mine isn't as bad. For pubes I just use a clipper most of the time. I'll do an actual shave for "occasion."
>>29753118
It's a form of hair removal.
>>29734137
Fuck off you cunt. You're not special. I'm bi. There's plenty of people here who are bi or at least heteroflexible. Go back to tumblr or reddit if you want your balls licked for something which you didn't do any ounce of work for to achieve.
>>29753224
It's always possible that chronic masturbation could have let to your taste. Or you could like penis. What matters more is whether it bothers you or not.
>>29753377
please don't disrupt the porn threads
>>29753168
Everyone gets body hair, girls included. It looks bad on everyone so shave that shit.
I'm going to Dubai this weekend, thinking of picking up a Filipino ts girl from Craigslist since I've never tried anything risky like that and I thought it might be fun. Anyone ever tried something similar? Or picked up ts girls on grindr/tinder/hornet etc
I've slept with guys and girls before so I'm fine with the trans side of things. Haven't bottomed before though.
How do you know if you're actually bi?
I've been talking to guys on Grindr, but I've never fully gone through with meeting up with any of them. Maybe I just don't want to be bad? Idk. I've never experimented with guys or anything and I only like a certain type of guys so was wondering if I'm really bisexual or not
>>29753983
Online hookups seem risky in general to me. I dod the tinder thing once and I really didn't like it.
Prostitutes of any kind are a genuine risk for STDs and just getting a gross person or a bad experience. That risk would probably be much higher with a TS from Thailand.
>>29754116
>How do you know if you're actually bi?
To actually go through with it.
Mind you, if you don't fap for a week, watch weird porn beforehand and get really high, it'll probably be way more enjoyable than otherwise.
>>29754146
Yeah I know that , I would be careful with protection and making sure it's in a hotel I booked etc. Also not showing where I keep my money.
But to be honest the riskiness is kind of a turn on for me, I've never really done anything like that before. I met a few people on tinder but it was just boring, no spark or anything, just like going for. Drink with a random stranger.
As for it being a dodgy Asian prostitute, well yeah that's probably the highest possible HIV risk yo can get but as I said I'll make sure to use protection. Besides that I don't really know what else I need to do.
>>29754116
Fuck one of them and see if you like it, it's basically that simple
There's no labels or clearly defined categories here, it's just what you feel comfortable doing. If you sleep with a guy but you arent very comfortable then it's not like you're now permanently bi. Just experiment and see what turns you on.
Personally I'm attracted to girls a lot more but I have a real deep attraction and love for my best friend, who's gay, and I'm pretty open to trying stuff out with other guys. I guess that makes me bi but I'm far from being half and half attracted to each gender.
>>29754116
Honestly it's easier to just give yourself a number.
It's likely you'll always have a slight preference.
>know someone who's a feminine as f u c k bi furry
>told him I'm bi
>he calls me "cutie"
>masturbate
holy fuck im such a faggot
>>29755110
Why would you do this?
Never tell people like that that you are bi/gay, otherwise they'll think you're interested in them. Let them find it out from someone else.
>unless you're actually into that
>>29755151
Well I'd figured I'd ease into telling people with people who actually understand
Also I have kind of a crush on him and he doesn't really mind that I told him
>>29734137
I met a really nice cuteboy in a skype group, he's the kindest person in the world and every time I get a message from him i feel my stomach tightening and my heart fluttering. I haven't even known him for a week and he's inspired me to better myself.
I cant tell him because hes in a relationship and im bad with emotions but I fucking love him so much and just want to hold him and cuddle him and kiss him to bed and everything.
He's teaching me to play League of Legends with him, though. Maybe if i get good enough at the game hell play with me.
>>29755225
Oh... fair enough... I tried the whole "tell LGBTs first" and only got one response that was genuine and didn't make me vomit (helped that it was also my best friend, I guess).
... Why don't you ask him out and escape this robotic existence then?
>>29755464
Because he has a girlfriend and I'm sorta waiting until they break up
Kind of a selfish thing but whatever; I'll probably tell him one day anyway
>>29734137
>tw no qt Australian shotaboys to lewd
Reading this thread made me really horny.I'd like some help with that.
>tfw you're lonely and wish you had a bf, but realize that you have absolutely nothing to offer
I wish that the thing with Robot internet bf I met some years ago had worked out. He was ideal.
>>29756683
Porn is always a good option.
>>29757166
Lewdtalk gets me hornier, though.
>>29757228
ummm
take penis put in butt
squish squish
I don't have the energy for this
>>29757407
aw, well its no fun if you aren't horny.
>>29757407
What about a kiss? :3
>>29749909
>fuck his boipucci rough and bareback with no lube. Aim for a prolapse as well
>>29755110
Yiff that furry boipucci
