5 is the only patrician choice. All others are for the poverty stricken.
My doesn't have setting, it just kind of spews out water
kek
all these years i didn't know that i was above the general population for the wide+centerjet
>>29733169
you must an aborigine or some shit anon
>showering so much that you care about the nozzle setting
filthy normalfags have to wash their bodies in gold and silver just to feel clean
>>29733169
Do you shower outside or something?
>>29733150
5 is my nigga
fembot here. can confirm #4 is god tier
>>29733150
Mine is only a spectrum from "mist" to "massage jet"
I keep it about three quarters of the way to mist.
>>29733259
Not a fembot and can also confirm 4 is god tier. Nothing feels better
>>29733259
My skin would peel off. My water pressure is fucking insane, I use 1 and it still leaves my skin red.
>>29733150
I came here to disagree but I really can't
Bought this recently. Best decision of my life
>>29733336
>1 is the equivalent of getting caught in an annoying rainstorm
>2 is the equivalent of getting pissed on
>3 is the equivalent of a weak and moist handshake
>4 is the equivalent of a supper aggro chad
5 is the perfect combination of intensity and water coverage area
>>29733346
Seconding rain shower heads. Everything else is absolute trash after you've tried one of these.
>>29733346
How are you doing this with neetbux
>>29733346
don't think i'd like this, i like to sit down in the shower and zone out for a while
this doesn't look comfy for that
>>29733422
Mah niggah
>>29733426
>implying I live on neetbux
Substitute teacher. Live in a really school-dense area. Wicked pay and I only work 2-3 days a week or whenever I want. Best part? Giving out shitloads of detentions and writing bad reports on the shitty chadlings.
>>29733346
I want a whole room that just rains warm water.
I just bought a new shower head but its more water saving than i thought, its awful my arms get cold in the shower. worst thing is the way its designed I cant even drill out the water saving holes
>>29733500
this but cool water, not cold not hot
>>29733548
>Water saving holes
C U C K
U
C
K
Anyone else /coldshower/ here? Saves some of my parents bux on heating, plus I use less water, because it forces me to stand under for a shorter time.
>>29733895
yeah I am to save on my electricity bills. I also noticed how much better my skin is too
Winter sucks a big old cock though
>all these robots showering
pretty surprised desu
>>29733942
Yeah, winter ain't a fun one. Pretty much prison-shower tier at that point.
Last time I took a shower it made my skin all flaky.
Like whenever I rubbed my arm or leg a little, a bunch of dead skin would appear.
I hadn't taken a shower for over a month prior to that. It's been like 2 1/2 weeks since then and my skin seems fine now.
>>29734140
Now this is real autism.
>>29733150
4 must be really nice on the dick
>>29734140
Get a sponge and scrub it off, don't go too hard because you'll irritate the skin.
>>29733321
>it still leaves my skin red
Warm water will tend to do that, anon.
>>29733346
>>29733422
Nah my parents have this and it's really annoying, not enough pressure.
>>29733150
>1
although wide, feels like drizzle
>2
watch your eyes
>3
ok
>4
good
>5
god tier perfect combonation
>mastutbation plus jet setting equals pure ecstacyguy btw
5 is truly the best choice. I fucking hate having to shower in hotels that always have 1. It's not enough coverage.
post comfy showers
>>29733346
is it hard or soft or does it actually feel like you are in the rain
>>29734519
What the fuck are you going on about you whiny cunt? 1 disperses water in a fucking circle and unless you're laying down in the shower, gravity will run the droplets down your body.
Since 1 has the highest surface area it has THE MOST coverage. Fuck you.
>>29733259
Do you spread your vagoo and shoot that jet straight up ur pus pus?
>>29734483
>fap before shower
>while showering want to do it again
>point shower head at benis
>takes very long but feels very good
>cum like a complete slut
>>29733299
It's for masturbation
>>29733259
>fembot here, i love when chad powershower annihilates my vagine
>>29733548
>"""""saving""""" water
>implying water is an non renewable resource
>>29734664
That's how you desensitize your clitoris forever
>>29734358
Yet, I still am not a virgin and I have a gf.
Probably doing better than you lol.
>>29734809
>Robot who showers once a month had a gf
Your tulpa isn't real, senpai
>>29734828
Oh Anon, it's too bad you don't have a girl who loves you no matter what.
>>29734792
If you pump more than you recharge at the rate is not sustainable, and will fall to a low level. The issue with the low rate is you lose the drought insurance your aquifer would otherwise provide.
>>29734806
>female deathgrip
>>29734881
>ground water untermensch
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>29733228
>not living the dream
>>29733169
Same,mine has no wide or center It's just a bunch of holes and water comes out from all of them.
I once took a shower at the house of the owner of the super market chain I work at.
In said shower he had a fucking waterfall simulator. It was something like my picture but twice as big and denser.
>>29733150
#4
right on the anus
>>29735719
Did he fuck your boipussy?
>>29733150
>not using 5 for body, 4 for butthole and 3 as a finisher with extra hot water
>>29735843
>extra hot water
enjoy your dried skin
>see females talking about masturbation
>wish they were my gf
what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>29735896
I'm still baby-smooth.
>>29735983
you can be baby smooth and have dry skin
>>29736055
Well 'scuse me, but I'm not a nigger and don't get dry skin simply from a little hot water.
>>29733150
Rolling 4 for, the best setting
