What do girls eat?
everything in sight
40% of American young women are obese
chad's cum
drhe
I eat eggs, rice, chicken, broccoli, and roast beef (kek) sandwiches. Also Soylent.
I basically get my meal plan from /fit/
>>29732547
This anon is right. Government stats this year revealed 39% of females under 40 and 18 and older are obese. The highest rates ever. The male population got skinnier at 15 year low.
>>29732582
>stir fry
>>29732523
white girls love cheese, anon
lure them like mice into your tendie maze
>>29732547
>>29732548
these.
>>29732582
mind postin a qt selfie?
>>29732600
This is just depressing. But I guess this might make me more appealing with my now-masterrace BMI of 21
>>29732615
Any specific type? I usually use peanut butter for rodents, is that close enough to cheese?
Really it's weird to imagine girls eating the same food I do
>>29732685
Whatever shit makes them feel fancy and "sophisticated", and distracts them from the fact that they're stuffing 800 calories or pure fat into their gaping maws.
Probably soft shit like brie or something.
>>29732716
>800 calories or pure fat
do you even macros?
fats are good for you is what i'm saying
>>29732685
the more you question your ability to pronounce the name of the cheese, the more likely it is to attract a white girl.
try things like lombardy for the more mild catch, or things like coulommiers if you're looking for a more rare breed
>>29732582
How about you get your meal plan from my fuckin' nutsack sweetie?
>>29732814
>>29732716
>tfw you wonder,
>who is more retarded? roasties who fall for bullshit like this?
>or men who are so horny that they spend hours scheming how to fuck morons
>>29732716
>>29732685
i fucking love havarti
I eat tons of french fries. I hate most fruits and even more vegetables, I love seafood. I love desserts. I love meats like steak and hamburgers. I love fried foods. However I am VERY picky about what I do like and will often dissect it before eating. I like my hamburgers with nothing but ketchup, I don't like cheese, I don't like pie or chocolate cake or any flavors of chips besides original and BBQ.
I am 5'7 and 100 lbs. I snack all the time, I usually snack throughout the day instead of eating solid meals (except dinner, I often eat dinner).
I know that as I get older I will have to start eating healthier and watch my weight, so I am making the most of it now. (captcha had me pick out ice creams, kek)
>>29732956
Fresh off the boat from tumblr, teenage roastie whore?
>>29732956
wow this is rich person quality of living
wish i was a woman
>>29733018
nop, fresh from demotion on league of legends
which is actually worse, so
>>29733039
I hope someone rapes you and you get pregnant from it.
>>29732582
Why eat soylent if you eat all the other stuff? I thought that the point of soylent was that you didn't have to eat anything
>>29732956
you sound like a delightfully cute girl or a very horny robot posing as one.
in either case, mind posting a selfie?
>>29732956
Ketchup does not belong on a burger
lots and lots of semen
Attention
This post if very original
>>29733036
Not that anon, but you don't have to be rich to eat whatever you want, just don't care what people think about not paying rent or insurance, duh
who would think this wageslave would have a gtx 1070 equipped rig?
>>29733053
This. Soylent has alot of soy lecithin which has estrogen which makes your dick smaller.
>>29733056
catsup belongs on everything tbph senpai
>>29732846
Laugh-out-loud
>>29733142
This picture makes me want to kill myself
>>29733036
it does sound like it, doesn't it
it's not though, those are just some of my favorite foods. I don't get a lot of steak or seafood. most often, other than snacks, I'll eat southern poor man's food like jambalaya or red beans and rice and other cheap food.
>>29733051
me too
>>29733054
thank, but I'm highly paranoid and don't want to be recognized. just imagine your average white girl, but who cuts her own hair and has eyes that are a little too big (and always look tired)
>>29733056
!
>>29733110
true. and a lot of it is scraping by on the cheapest food for a few weeks until you've saved up enough for a nice meal
>>29733142
Tomatoe paste was a mistake
Pretty sure that drink coconut water and eat low fat popcorn, except they never finish them so the fridge is full of half drunk bottles
>>29732523
Your Feelings
>>29733172
worthless useless parasite
student/military fembot here.
>whatever chow hall is serving
>whatever university is serving
>>29733210
have you been gangbanged yet?
>>29732523
Cheesecake and booze. She likes to treat herself for dieting and not eating cheesecake or desert for the past 24 hours by eating more desert and booze.
>>29732600
I believe it. It's probably because the male population is trying to get /fit/ to attract what little non-landwhale non-potatosack girls are left.
>>29732956
What is with women not eating ANYTHING on their hamburger?
>>29733077
my girlfriend to be quite honest
>>29733172
This kind of thing is exactly why we shouldn't allow women on the internet. Instead of multiple women sharing stories and the thread continuing, every fucking thread turns into "Let's all have a conversation with the one girl in the thread", and now it's ruined.
I can't even blame the roastie because women are literally children and can't control their innate need for male attention. A robot should know better, but because you faggots can't contain your thirst, all these threads get derailed.
>>29733240
not a girl, but burgers don't need anything but seasoning, a decent layer of mayo in the bottom bun, and grilled onions on top of the meat.
>>29733172
>thank, but I'm highly paranoid and don't want to be recognized. just imagine your average white girl, but who cuts her own hair and has eyes that are a little too big (and always look tired)
i've got a semi boner. girl, big eyes on a woman are not a bad thing
>>29733230
Even the landwhales think they deserve Chad
>>29732523
they eat pasta
im eating a baked potato with butter + garlic salt, broccoli, and a chicken breast right now
>>29733271
But they don't eat it with onions
You're lucky to get fucking ketchup or mustard on their burgers.
>>29733142
corn dog roll?
>>29733270
even though i'm guilty of responding to the roastie, i agree. say more things, i like the way you talk.
>>29733271
You forgot mustard. It's a hamburger staple
>>29733310
ketchup and mustard are terrible on burgers. alright on hot dogs, though.
>>29733230
>go into cocoon mode for 2 years
>work out constantly
>leave my room looking like a Greek statue
>all the girls are fat and all the men are as fit/fitter than me
fffuck
>she doesn't already go to /ck/
lmao you will never snag a decent guy if you can't cook, they literally need that or else they will eat nothing but trash food and die in their 40s.
I eat healthy af, my doctor is even jealous of my test results and often asks for recipes I use. Just tonight I grilled some stakes, sweet potato, cottage cheese (low fat), and watermelon for dessert.
as tasty as it gets bitches
>>29733345
It's always one or the other with them too. Never Ketchup AND Mustard, and *NEVER* Mayo.
No cheese, no onion, nothing. A burger, two buns and ONE sauce.
>>29733225
not yet teheehee ;^)
>>29733310
i like onions, lettuce, tomato, cheese, and mayo
pickles are sometimes ok too
>>29733386
>no onion
The fuck is wrong with you and your shit taste?
>>29733386
women certainly sound like strange creatures
>>29733315
>say more things, i like the way you talk
Okay, but I'll stay on topic this time.
Everything girls eat is stupid pointless pink shit and by shit I mean they would eat literal shit if you made it frilly and put it in a fancy glass with a gay little spoon and gave it some faux-European name, like how Haagen-Dazs is not real Danish. God I hate those kinds of things so much. I don't even know what they are but I see them eat these little sweet things that sort of look like buns but they're made of some thin pastel-colored pastry bullshit and look like they have cream in them. What a pointless fucking food. It's literally 100% sugar and some fat, which would be fine, but why does it have to be dressed up like a doll? Take a look at cotton-candy. That's a manly treat. It's literally just sugar on a stick. It's utilitarian as fuck.
>>29733110
no im just saying i can't eat whatever i like because i care about the money i spend
obviously i can eat a different thing every day but i like to plan ahead what im gonna eat
>>29733240
I didn't know this was a common trope, interesting
>>29733270
this kind of reaction is exactly why I rarely post. if you keep acting like this, women will want to post less and less, and you will lose what is probably your only outlet for interaction with them
I'm confused about what you want. correct me if I'm wrong: your problem is that there are no women engaging in the thread, but your solution is that we should not be allowed on the internet
this does not make sense
>>29732523
I eat cute strawberries, pies, lollipops and all things fun! Cupcakes, asparagus, cherries, salads, plenty of fruits and veggies! Very seldom do I eat gross meat
>>29733425
macaroons, anon.
>>29733305
oh there we go
nothing like home goodness
>>29733452
Females have the intelligence and mindset of children.
>>29733519
>t. virgin NEET from mums basement
>>29732523
Fruits, veggies, oatmeal, rice, potatoes, lentils, beans, chickpeas.
>>29733452
>women will want to post less and less, and you will lose what is probably your only outlet for interaction with them
'If only, if only', the woodpecker sighs.
>your problem is that there are no women engaging in the thread
It's not my problem, it's a problem inherent in any male space which allows women in.
>but your solution is that we should not be allowed on the internet
Yes, because although this particular problem occurs on male-dominated forums, if there were more women, there would be other problems. And if there were no women, there would be no problems.
>>29733495
You some kinda fag?
>>29733452
well people come here because they need r9k
woman don't really need this place, at least in my opinion
i don't resort to attacking like this guy >>29733519 but there should be a reason why would anyone browse r9k, this place is not for woman
>>29732615
im a white girl and i dont like cheese
>>29733559
I wouldn't have a problem with eating those things but I do have a problem with the people who eat this shit and try to convince other people how superior their diet is. Like, fuck you you fucking hippie.
>>29732523
fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot god fucking dammit I fucking hate this autistic board I hope you get hit by a fucking busload of niggers who rape you after death
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>29733519
wow you truly are a charmer
>>29733567
I can see that, but I also think that if there were no women, the board would be much more depressing. it seems like while you do not like having them around, others value the chance to interact with them
>>29733576
don't worry, I answered the question and had some nice conversation, I will leave your precious safe space now
>>29732582
We all know all the "fembots" are traps, and if not, they are roasted meat of the cow.
Tl;dr REEEEEEE
>>29733588
prove it or bullshit.
>>29733630
k how
>>29732956
Eat your veggies, retard. Roasting/frying any vegetable in oil makes 'em taste nice.
>>29733592
I know what you mean, I try to avoid diet talk for that same reason.
>>29733613
What? I'm just curious if girls eat the same things I eat and thought this board was the right place.
I've been watching and since when is it an insult to be called a neet?
>>29733645
face pic, timestamp, write "i do not like cheese"
anything else means you're a dude or do like cheese
>>29733406
That's because they are strange creatures, Anon.
>>29733519
i always wonder why r9k says this when it's commonly been said for ages that women mature faster than men and are usually less childish than men.
>>29733481
Get out of here, trap.
>>29733680
To be called a neet here*
>>29733588
Try halloumi.
>>29733537
try again memer
>>29733703
That means they hit puberty before men and come out of it way before men. Use your brain.
>>29733621
>I will leave your precious safe space now
This is exactly the issue. Why are women allowed to have safe spaces but we aren't? In the UK there was recently a fuss about an all-male golf club, which wanted to host some event but wasn't allowed due to being men-only. But the problem wasn't that they didn't get to host the event (which I agree with since it wasn't an all-male event), it was the simple fact that it was all-male.
Why do women want to infiltrate every male space? Why can't you ever leave us alone? Even married men want to get away from their wives, hence the golf club, but even that is too much separation for the infantile female brain to handle.
>>29733621
well if you don't know, there is a big division between men and woman right now
why how and when are questions all answered in various threads,videos and articles.
men don't hate woman like you think they do, if we hate woman so much then why you think almost every thread here is about woman? its because this huge disconnection between men and woman. not because people want to pick on woman and ruin their lives.
i don't expect you to understand but if you don't want to understand do your research
>>29733576
>>29733621
I didn't know stating facts was attacking.
And sarcasm only proves my point.
>>29732523
today I had:
>green tea
>black tea
>a larabar
>yogurt
>mushroom ravioli
>steak
>potatoes
>mushrooms
>lot of beer
>>29733680
Why would you think /r9k/ of all places was the right place to ask about girls you dumb fuck? How long did you lurk before making your thread? All of five seconds? The right board would be /soc/.
>>29733270
all the ladies in the thread
>>29733210
>>29732582
>>29732956
>>29733305
>>29733481 ("lady")
>>29733559
>>29732523
They eat poopies obviously desu
>>29733703
They mature faster but they stop maturing earlier too. Modern culture notwithstanding, a woman's peak reproductive years are from 16-25 so they don't need to mature past that.
>>29733621
never come back, slut.
>>29733692
i do not like cheese
>>29733796
Because the point was to create a circle jerk of neets who have no idea if girls are like us. I used to frequent this board back before the shooting. I couldn't take watching the wave of people trying to get in on this "secret community"
I guess it's still as bad as when I left. Glad to see the originality filter here
>>29733875
your words say no but your eyes say yes
i speak from experience when i say that no does not always mean no with your type.
>>29733875
then why is your hair cheese
>>29733875
you look like armin from attack on titan
>>29733831
All but one of those was posted after my comment you retard. I'm not clairvoyant. Even so, I'm right in the general case even if I turned out wrong in this specific instance. (p.s. Inability to generalise/failing to see the bigger picture is a symptom of autism, you should get checked anon.)
>>29733888
Then you weren't just curious if girls eat the same things I eat" you lying fucking shitstain.
>>29733897
>>29733908
cringed, this is why you are virgins.
>>29733875
cool now lets see that dick
>>29733897
mate i dont like cheese, tastes like shite
>>29733928
fuck off incel trash
who do you think i am
How is this degenerate thread getting so many replies???
>>29733875
Trim your eyebrows. It will help with the illusion.
>>29733922
I don't know what they eat, so yes I was somewhat curious. Mostly I was testing the bucket you sperg
>>29733922
god you're salty. who hurt you?
>>29733941
what's the closest thing to cheese that you DO like?
Today I had a piece of toast, lightly buttered. Then I met up with my boyfriend and I had a spicy salmon roll and a small DQ blizzard. Kind of hated myself after the blizzard desu, I usually like to stay away from lots of dairy.
>>29733995
i love milk, sipping on some chocolate milk currently
>>29733953
incel trash? You even insult like a virgin.
>>29734052
you throw the virgin word around like it's an insult....
>>29734052
>lol I'm going to call someone a virgin on /r9k/
You're a genius and so original
>>29734018
aka really watery cheese
>>29734107
Probably a woman, m8.
>>29734136
yes thats the only kind of cheese that i eat
>>29734107
>>29734135
you even reply like a virgin
Rice and soy sauce twice a day
> tfw poorfag
>>29734146
i know, lad, i know
but i just can't help myself
>>29733425
i bet you would be good at standup
>>29734187
Can I lick your asshole?
>>29734256
idk, i have a blood blister
>>29734256
can you show me your dick?
>>29732523
deez nutsgot em
>>29733875
you look like dana carvey
>>29732582
>(kek)
trying too hard to fit in, like every fucking woman ever
Get out. You're not "unique" in any sort of fashion. Just because you were rejected by every clique imaginable in HS/college doesn't mean you can welcome yourself here. Bitch.
>>29733703
they PHYSICALLY mature faster than men, mentally they never really leave their teens/ early 20s. everything is about being cute and comfy for them, and they stay the shallow, catty little demons they were in high school until they get too old to care anymore.
>>29734853
>mentally they never really leave their teens/ early 20s
do you have any actual evidence for this or is it just ROASTIES REEEEEE
>>29732523
I eat ice cream cookies and muffins
Also rum cake cheese cake party cake and apple pie
My bmi is 20
I eat my own shit off the head of chad and tyrone's 8x6 cocks, also cum
>>29734978
I can't think of any specifics right now, but I'm a failed alt-normie so I spend enough time around women.
They're all needy, they're all catty, they all act like children, think like children, but pretend to be adults.
I've met maybe a handful of women I actually respect because they work hard at what they do. The rest are just silly little girls living out their meme lives of studying art in new york city, or working in "PR" or being some kind of designer.
>>29735309
so what you're saying is... the majority of people are absent minded normies with no integrity
>>29735309
>The rest are just silly little girls living out their meme lives of studying art in new york city, or working in "PR" or being some kind of designer
What does their career have to do with anything? My aunt studied fashion and is now VP of a multi-million dollar company.
What it's dumb to be a designer because it's not construction or STEM? Fuck off with that shit
>>29732547
but the stacys mostly eat birdseed and semen
>>29734852
you guys complain about being virgins and females not liking you when this is how you speak to literally any female that you come across LOL gg, enjoy being a wizard m8
