Have any of you robots successfully beat the shit out of a chad before?.
>>29732252
This is the tale of when I battled the one they call Chad
>Be me
>Grade 5
>Little autistic shitlet
>Chad decides hes had enough of my autistic ways
>He challenges me to a fight
>Of course being the autistic weeb I was/am I accept thinking its like DBZ
>Chad meets me by the baseball diamond after school
>He starts pounding the shit out of me
>I fall to the ground
>chad and his friends begin to laugh at me
>Then suddenly I disappear in a puff of smoke
>Chad gets scared
>"Do you honestly think it would be that easy"
>*Teleports behind him
>With all my Meme Magic I prepare to unleash one of my Ultimate Meme Attacks
>"Weeb art Meme style MEME MAGIC JUTSU"
>As my attack hits him Chad falls to the ground
>"Heh, Nothin personal kid."
>>29732510
Looks like Chad got what was coming to him LEL.
>>29732252
Didn't beat the shit out of him but I used to take mixed martial arts classes before they became a meme with the UFC and I dominated the Chads in sparring sessions that weren't brown belts or the teachers' assistant or anything.
Especially in Judo/Jiu Jitsu.
>tfw being able to dominate Chad on the ground and knowing that you could also dominate his Chadpucci
When I was a kid I fought a would-be chad with the same name as me.
yes once. but he his friends broke the fight because i had a chance to finish it
this fucking scumbag tried to throw a chair on me, from that moment on i knew that normies are physically weak and terrified of physical confrontations. trust me on this one
>>29732777
Yes they are i completely agree with you on that anon.
>>29732777
Normies are weak minded and weak bodied
also noce trips
I'm a robot with 8yrs of martial arts. I've had a few confrontations, mostly just leave them looking foolish and dumb. Then I apologise and walk away. Trust me, a blow to their ego is far more devastating than any physical damage you can do. Especially if it's in front of a Stacey or two
>"lol Chad, that weird guy made you look like a fool. You're not gonna let him get away with that are you"
And then they try again. And again I don't let them touch me. Eventually they get pissy, make some excuse, and wander away.
I've never fought a Chad but I've had the privilege of bearing witness to a tard destroy one.
>be me
>tenth grade
>MMA is still new so all the Normie's are talking about it
>we had one Chad who took it seriously and took classes
>bragged all the time about his mma skills
>chad was huge so nobody wanted to piss him off
>he eventually used this to bully everyone that wasn't a normie
>nobody could stand up to him because he'd drop us and choke us out on the ground easily
>one tard in our class, his favourite victim, decides he's had enough
>usually a quiet kid, never talks even when chad would push him around and call him a fat retard to his face
>chad goes up to him and tries to take a sheet of paper off his desk
>tardmodeengaged.jpeg
>RRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAHHGHHH
>entire class looks up and sees tard smash chad in the face with his ham fist of justice
>chad falls to the floor, but quickly gets up
>tard takes a punch to the face but doesn't even react
>picks up chad with his tard strength and fucking tosses him to the front of the class
>before chad can get up the tard stabs him in the back repeteadly with a pair of scissors
>he's screaming and can't get tard off of him
>all the Stacy's run out of class screaming
>two guys try to get tard off but his tard strength knows no limit
>one gets elbowed and runs out with a bloody nose
>finally a teacher actually arrives in our class and gets tard to relax before calling the cops
>tard arrested
>chad sent to hospital, almost died from blood loss
>teacher gets fired because she wasn't there when shit went down
>mfw our class gets less work and more free time for the whole semester because lol emotional scarring
>worth it
Wherever you are, Andrew, thank you.
>>29733080
That is a great story anon though i really wish he was not arrested chad got what he deserved.
![Gm1si2N[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YzpDkis.jpg "Gm1si2N[2].jpg")
>be me
>just a lonely anon goin to uni
>1 weekend night im walking back to my dorm from picking up a burrito
>walking past this fucking Chad and his stacey gf
>cant lie im mirin his gf
>stare right at her tits cuz she's in a slutty af outfit
>her chad bf notices and stops n tries to get in my face
>calls me a faggot and says "waht the fuck u lookin at??"
>i cant take it i am so sick of people thinking they are tough calling others out for no reason.
>btw ive been wrestling since i was 6 yrs old and even tho im 5'4 i can fight against big guys
>i then snap him into a front headlock. i snap him down to the ground so that hes sitting on both knees. i squeeze tight and talk to him while i I hold him there
>"aint so cool anymore huh, can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain"
>i then snap his face down into the concrete sidewalk
>spin behind him and give him a nice little slap on the ass
>"get some muscle and skills.........btw you gf has nice tits"
>then I walk away as he lays bent over with his hands over his face.
>hiis gf and her two friends stand there in shock and run to his aid saying they are going to call the police.
>after hearing the word police i take off running into the night.
i regret nothing, and I feel I was in the right here. dont you guys? her boy was clearly an insecure douche and got what he had coming.
>Sponsored boxer by age 15
>Never told anyone at school
>The place I trained at "Griffonrawl" also had Mma and Jujutsu
>2 Chads show up for an mma class while I am on the matt shadow boxing
>They notice me and walk over laughing
>Try to start shit with me
>My boxing trainer sees this and walks over
>Tells them we settle disputes in the ring here
>Gives them some papers to fill out and some gear
>Chad 1 gets in the ring, my trainer explains the rules, we touch gloves
>Chad is laughing waving his glove at me and starts walking towards me with his hands down taunting me
>I jab him twice in the eyes and then left hook him to the top of the head
>He falls down with his eye closed with tears coming down
>Other Chad helps him up and swears at me saying I'm retarded ect and that it was a practice match
>Trainer tells them to leave and that they aren't welcome to train here any more
It felt amazing but this only made things awful at school for me. The Chads told everyone I sucker punched him out of the ring. That whole year was just Stacies making fun of me while the Chads laughed and mocked me.
>>29732252
I literally sent a kid flying with a punch, but that was as a kid.
As a teen I triangle choked someone.
>Be me, 32
>At tournament
>Facing against a fucking normie
>Faggot was cheating
>"Chad has beaten Pepe!"
>Gets pissed off and bashes this chads face on the fucking table
>Got escorted out by security
>Mommy tells me she is dissapointed in me and i'm gonna get a time out when we get home and i'm gonna have to pay 12 thousand gbp to get mommy to pay for my lawsuit.
>Mfw I beated the shit out of an 8 year old at a Pokemon Tournament.
>>29732252
i was a total loser when i was a kid but im shitskin so chads were dangerous
losers kids here fight or they will get bullied until death or they become gay or some shit
i have a lot of stories fighting bullies but not many are interesting
I have 3 stories. I'm what you call a little bastard. The name stuck. Just give Mr some time to green text. I'm on mobile.
>>29732252
>be me
>5Th grade
>not autismo but super antisocial
>stuck to myself a lot
>was kewl with everyone
>if somone spoke to me I was able to make replys like a normal person
>from here on Chad will be referred to as "E"
>E was an annoying fat peice of shit
>would make really mean comments about me
>in turn that hurt my self esteem
>E thought he was "the shit" regardless of the situation
>he had a hot sister
>E got to hang with the older kids [probably because his sister was a whore]
>the guy would watch porn in class
>even made comments to femals with the confidence of a boy with a rich but divorced family
>being rich he probably felt he could do/say anything
>the fagget even kicked my ball over the fence that surrounded the playground [it was brand new]
>one day on that same playground
>he comes up to me
>says somthing rude about my mom [can't remember]
>I pretend like I'm going to fuck him up to show some kind of dominance
>E starts running
>realize I'm running pre fast
>suddenly I'm not just pretending
>too far in this now
>throw him against the fence while still holding on to his clothes
>then drag him to the ground
>his back is facing me and I mount him
>E gets into this position where his hands are protecting the back of his head
>He's hands aren't big enough
>start beating the shit out of the back of his head
>I even dragged his face on the concrete for a bit
>befor the teacher dragged me off
>he never learnt
>still felt good though
It was a pretty big playground to the teachers were spread wide so they couldn't see everything
>>29732252
Yes actually. Yearly we have a party for Iranian new year, and theres this chad shit head thats also Iranian that goes there. Hes a manlet as fuck, and this was when i was like 15, he was 14. Either way i was staying in my own little seat just tryna play on my psp and this piece of shit kept coming up to me and hitting me taunting me to fight him, so I literally went up to my mom and asked for permission to fight him without consequences (which i got), and ended up holding his face on the ground with his arm to his back in a lock. Lil nigga's been working out since them lmao
>>29732252
in sixth grade was running late for class was running and some football player in 8th grade was running around the corner with a few of his friends accidently knocked him down causesing an uproar of his buds laughing their asses off on how he got knocked down by some little guy nothing happened good laugh on both are parts
>>29733080
WHAT THE FUCK
what is this legends name, how did the stacies react
>Loved MMA in middle school
>used a high c single leg takedown and kimura on a bully who followed me home
i wish i stood up to more bullies, i feel like my mental health would be a lot better instead of just holding in all this resentment
While robots may be mentally superior, I doubt any robot could physically stand up to the average Chad
No, but I came extremly close to once.
>be me
>8th grade
>spring time, everyone left on a field trip to Washington DC
>quite alot of people stayed, which included the Chad and I
>did nothing but extra work and what not to kill time
>faggot Chad constantly tries to engage in a fight with me, fake swining and attempting to piss me off.
>being the beta I was, I would try my best to avoid any conflict, epecially since he was jacked as fuck compared to me.
>one day, it habbins
>Chad getting all up in my face
>pushing, name calling, etc
>then the faggot swings for real
>I block
>Chad swings again
>Misses and I grab onto his arm and put him into a headlock
>he struggles, about to bash his fucking teeth in
>teachers quickly pull me off, breaking up the fight
I swear to god if they didn't break up the fight, I would've beaten that fucker until he was dead or dying. He had constantly bullied me through out 6th and most of 8th grade. After the fight, rumors went around the school that I kicked his shit in, even though I didn't even get the chance to swing at the cunt. Faggot avoided me for the rest of the year surprisingly.
>>29734861
you have never seen a robots inner-rage unleashed have you>>29733080
>>29734288
>be short loser
>people hate me cuz the way I look; glasses and all
>work in bar. Boss doesn't like me cuz I'm not chad. Just a barback.
>our regulars wife wants to work cuz she plan on divorcing him.
>Bob is officer in gavy. His wife is an ex stripper(eventually goes back to it)
> we work together. She's sexy ass fuck for an English gir.( don't really see that many English on this side of the pacific.)
>I never hit on grills cuz always bullied, low self esteem.
> one day she asks me what I'm doing after work. Asks if I'm going to after hours bar. Says yes. Go with her as a group.
>flirts with me.end up kissing her in front of dickhead boss. His face is priceless.
>inb4 normie she was just thought using me as a way to break up with husband. (If I can sleep with ugly guy I can sleep with anyone)
> eventually lose vcard to her few nights later. It was perfect. Glad I waited. She didn't fund out till later.
>Bob funds out cuz I'm staying at His castle in the sky right on the beach when he isn't there.
>after hours bar he confronts me.
>we go outside. He is 6'2"I'm 5'4"
> all the Normie's flood outside to see me get my ass kicked cuz I'm most hated. Pic related.
>cuz I used to box and fight due to bullying a lot, I know how to handle myself.still a little scared cuz he bigger than me by a lot.
>he keeps walking towards me. Tell him to get back. He doesn't.
> throw fake haymeker to see what he gonna do.
>he spazzes like a girl
> shuffle his face and throw an elbow in there
>he freaks out and screams"what are you doing!!?"
>knock him out with left hook. He crumples.
>I keep punching him while he knocked out. Blood starts pouring out everywher.(eyes, ears) local radio Dj pulls me off.
>everybody freaking out. Biggest upset in history.
> go home with dumb bitch.see how cold women really are beacuse...
>I wanted to check on him cuz he was fubard. Scared he might die. Tell her we have to go see him. She doesn't care or want to, so I force her to go with me.
>>29732252
> 10th grade
> 15 years old
> Chad in grade above stole my PSP
> Know it was him
> Confront him
> Tells me it was actually my friend
> Know he's lying
> I'm a pussy though
> Decide that maybe if I bully my friend in front of Chad he'll give me my PSP back
> Bully friend for rest of the year
> Next year
> See Chad's friend who I think I can take on
> Go to shake his hand
> whatsupman.jpg
> Shake with my left
> Punch with my right
> Coward move
> He fights back
> Kicks my ass
> I just keep shouting "Where's my PSP bro!"
> Later that afternoon
> Full autism mode
> Call him
> You were scared
> Bet you were scared
> When I went to shake your hand you thought I was your friend, didn't you
> lololol
> (Cringe thinking about what an autistic pussy I was)
> Next day
> At the bus interchange
> Chad comes up to me with another Chad by his side
> Come with me
> N-no, I-I-I don't w-want to
> Really freaking out now, know he means business
> Just come on
> Chad motions with his head up the stairs of the interchange
> My bus comes
> I remain seated
> Bus leaves
> I go up the stairs with Chad and Chad2
> See two cars parked
> 10 people get out of their cars
> Biggest one walking straight towards me
> I'm on the lower end of an upwards slope
> Plead to Chad who stole my PSP
> H-hey man, come on
> P-please
> Chad that's walking towards me has a bandana on his hand
> Realize what's about to happen
> Get punched
> Immediately curl up into a ball next to the wall
> Start screaming like I'm dying
> Just keep shouting "Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
> Seriously sound like I'm dying
> Getting kicked from every direction
> Another Chad comes up the stairs
> "THAT'S ENOUGH"
> It's cousin of the Chad I punched after sneaky left handed handshake
> Chad's all run away
> One steals my school bag
> CousinChad says "You fucked with the wrong people man"
> I'm just leaning against the wall coughing blood
> Broken ribs
> Just fucked
Became a massive shut in after that. Been a NEET 10+ years now.
>>29733080
The "tard" is currently institutionalized, in prison again, homeless, or dead. Chad is still chad.
>>29734910
those 'chads' are fucking violent thugs and need to be inarcerated
>>29734899
> go to his house. Blood all over bathroom. Feels bad man. So I clean it up.
> him and her talk. We go back home.
>he comes knocking at 5am asking her to drive him to naval hospital.
>cold bitch says no. So he goes home and call ambulance cuz concussion.
> cops show up to cuz violent crime
>cops ask me if I did cuz he narced me out. I confess.
> cops have evil grin on their faces.
> btw here on the island locals don't really like white boys. Know this cuz I'm white boy and grew up here.
>cops tell me if he bothers us again theybwill arrest HIM and ruin his career. They told him this as well.
>mfw got off scot free
>>29733619
I have to say, this is quite possibly the most inspiring story of this thread so far. You're a brave soul, anon. You did what most here would only dream of doing. You earned my respect.
>>29734957
no, he would have gone to juvie for a few months at worst.
probably just went to a mental hospital or some shit for a few weeks
I got into an argument with chad during 8th grade, my autism was at all time high. The argument was because I beat up another autist for ripping my yugioh cards
>I push him first
>he walked back laughing at me
>he must up caught his foot on something because he fell down
>I jumped on top of him and started hitting him in the chest, belly and legs
>he just pushed me off him and told me to fuck off
I must have been weak as shit, but Chad gave up a free pass to beat the living shit out of me. I went to highschool with him afterwards and he was always involved with the fights inside and out of school.
Chads>normies>women>stacies in the normieshpere
>>29733619
prolly didn't happen but if it did...
godspeed man
>>29734076
preach man. I'm not going anywhere and would listen
>>29734983
Beta uprising our time is now.
>>29735030
Imagine where he is today and it is almost certainly one of those is what I am saying
>>29732252
>Grade 9
>Awkward quiet fat kid
>Always minded my business
>School allows us to go across the street to the shopping centre for lunch
>Buy a big thing of fries everyday for lunch
>Bully Chad always calls me a fatty
>Never give him any attention
>This continues until the end of the year
>One day he pulls the same shit again
>Say something along the lines of fucking his mother
>He comes over knocks the fries out of my hands
>Go into full rage
>Tackle him to the ground and bite his hand until blood starts gushing out
>Get up, blood all over my face, Normie's looking at me in awe and fear
>Someone calls the principal over
>Expelled from school, had to repeat grade 9, and got a criminal record (Expunged now)
I'm so fucking happy school is over.
>boy is a dink
>i dont want to be friends
>tell him
>mutual friend finds out and threatens me with plastic bat
>i grab one and hit first
>spit spat for about 30 seconds
>gym teacher pulls us apart
>meanwhile ex friend is in corner crying
>3 days no recess
did anyone get bullied by the chior/theater kids?
i joined because of my beautiful singing voice and becuase i thought it was a safe haven for outcasts.
turns out they were just as cliquey as the other social groups
so fukd
>>29732252
>Be me 17 year old male
>Guy constantly talks shit about me
>Openly laughs at me in PE class about my running form
>Finally snap
>Say he's a pussy who is only good at sports designed for little boys
>Tell him he couldn't do shit in a fight
>He says we can fight at HS retreat
>Retreat comes by and I'm nervous AF
>We go into a cabin, and square up
>Nervous AF, the chad is way bigger and stronger than me, also a way better athlete
>Immediately shoot a double leg take down
>He sprawls all over me
>OhMyFuckingLord.jpeg
>I roll onto my back and get him in full guard, he starts pummeling me
>I grab him and hug him tight, trying to stop the onslaught
>The guy picks me up and is about to slam
>Wrap my arm over the back of his neck and use my forearm to dig into his throat
>He grunts and struggles
>We're still in the air, I'm pulling on his neck with everything I've got
>Suddenly, he collapses onto the floor
>Let go
>OhFuck.jpeg
>Scared I killed the bully
>Hear him gasp for air, but I'm already out the door
>Run through the field in the pouring rain
>Feel like a fucking champion
>He never picked on me again
Little bastard here again.
> be at bar and I'm off. Playing pool.
>chad marine who is roided out and drunk as fuck starts throwing bar stools towards band area.
>his boys are scared of him so they dindu nuffin.
> keeps yelling out who's gonna stop him!?
> a wild spacebot appears
> ask him what the hell is he doing.
>gets in my face. Want to elbow him but can't. Been getting in too much trouble at bar.
>tell him I work here and he needs to stop
> pushes me through glass humidor room
> have cue stick next to me
> stare him down then that's when his friends tries to separate us
> think to myself should I let cops handle it or teach this bully a lesson he will never forget.
> teach him lesson by shoving the rubber part of cue stick in his jaw
> he fall ten feet away and screams like a girl. I'm sure it hurt.
> drop cue stick
> his boy tries to take me down by blind tackling me while I'm not looking.
>we roll all the way to pool room
>I get on top and about to throw elbows on him until he says something I never thought I would hear a marine say,"don't punch bro!Don't punch!"
>cuz I'm nice guy I say OK I'm cool I'm cool. And i let him on top of me.He just better not cheapshot me otherwise he ends up like his buddy;no mercy shown.
> he doesnt cheapshot. We get up
>chad is super mad, punching glass door. Cops show up. Tell them what hapoened . they don't arrest me at first.
>ask if I wanna press charges. Say no. Cuz just a bar fight..
>big man presses charges on me.
>get arrested for ag.assault
>Later no charges filed cuz evidence andshit.
>expunged from record
>fund out he got booted out of the corp.
> talk to his boys a month later cuz they came back on island
>they cool but seem a little scared and more respectful than before.( they came in a few times before incident and were cool but just trying too hard to be tuff)
>they fund out I'm dating stripper from other story bout Bob. Btw she told me he let her put anal beads in his ass. Kek. Known forever as anal bead bob.
>>29735340
holey shit american schools are like some natural selection battle royale shit aren't they
>>29735425
I'm not actually American, I'm from Quebec.
>>29734030
Nice job anon. Fucker shouldn't have been cheating
>>29735420
lol good story man
>>29735419
Damn son
This is original
>>29734910
it's k man, know that each one of those chads will end up dying thinking their life's meant something, or believing in some afterlife. They will all die a piece of shit with low testosterone levels, and fat old wifes. Death is the only equality
>>29735425
People are just dicks to each other all the time. Eventually some people snap and that's all you see on the news.
>>29735480
Im 31yrs old. I wish we had smartphones back then cuz I would've been on world star at least twice. I also posted yesterday in that chads who died thread.
can we get some chad/stacey rekt webms going
>>29735425
>Natural selection
kek
>>29735572
They are both equally bad i wish we had another beta uprising anon.
>>29735425
>Natural selection
Elliot Rodger can save the day.
>>29733619
You're Mexican, aren't you?
when i was 14 i beat the shit out of the obnoxious chad everyone loves, because he was obnoxious and the strongest guy of the school was me
chad and staceys hated me
normies feared me
robots thought i was just like chad
i just wanted to be the hero
>>29734030
Absolutely devilish great job i am proud of you anon.
One more story from lil bastard
This is the only fair fight I've been in cuz he actually in my weight class and size.actually thought he was a badass.so I was a little scared.
>same bar
>some hotshot bartender from outback thinks he can just fuck with me cuz the way I look and act. And he is good friend with asshole boss.
> let him talk his shit cuz I know what would happen if I did something.
>let this slide for whole year.
>one day I tell his co workers if he keeps fucking with me , I'm gonna let him have it.
> they just look at me and laugh.
>Charltonhestonsquint.jpg
>month later I don't work at bar anymore cuz scumbag owner doesn't want to promote me ever.(thanks for all the free drinks and after hours parties in your bar after work, when your not there,punk!btw your bestest buddy in the world was the one stealing cash from you, not me.)
>me and my friend get in a small riot with navyfags. 2vs4
>the one that got beat up by the two of us comes back and buys us drinks at the end of the night.
>drunk. My sister works at bar and her tire is flat so me and friend try to fix it.
> drunk ass chad tells my boy if I wanna fight cuz IM talking shit.go figure.
>the owner of outback is there and his troll of a wife too and one of his friends who laughed at me.
>gets in my face and asks" wat up?"
>tell him he always fucking with me. Of course being a normie he denies it.
> try to tell him why I'm gonna deck him
> he just keeps running his mouth.
>so I just elbow him in the face. A 12to1 elbow.
>he just crumples
>all the anger hits me and go into no mercy mode
>soccer kick his face with chuck Taylors on
>His whole body spun a little then goes into fetal position.
>kick him in kidneys twice then step back
>he is too drunk to knock out so after awhile he tries to get to his feet.
> HE WANTS MORE!!! More than happy to oblige.
> told him to step back. Its over SENPAI.
> he doesn't so I Tyson jab him.
> I basically fungfunged his head.
>I get on top and drop elbows
Cont
i held 4 bully chads hostage in my cousin's backyard for an entire day
all i needed was an air rifle and an empty .38
kek, they all ended up crying
>>29732252
Yes back in 7th grade
>be me
>le happy crab in middle school
>everyone hates me for some reason
>8th grade Chad hates me
>I play football at lunch
>not American football
>he fucking a illegal judging by skin colour
>one day we play football and he's on the opposite team
>some dick on the other team touch the ball with his hands
>penalty
>Mexican Chad pick the ball and I said give it to me
>he look polite at first
>fucker threw the ball at my balls
>infinite% mad
>with all force I tackle the shit skin down
>be the shit of him
>he may be Chad but I'm 5'10 180
and he was 5'7 140
>everyone huddle's to us
>teacher break it up
>suspended
>parents aren't even mad
>mfw I beat the Chad
>>29736175
>he buries his head in my crotch
>pull him by his normie haircut and push his head into the concrete
>gonna drop one last good elbow ,but then I see him stop moving and just accepts his fate
> I don't drop that last elbow. He's already done.
>whilrbthus is going on my boy is pushing off the owner and his employee away from the ass whooping while saying how this punk is getting everything he deserved for fucking with me.(I love you tobes!)
>the troll wife has a tire iron and is gonna hit me in the head with it while I'm on top of him.my sister grabs it from her.
>all of them are yelling at me
>all I say is"when I told u I was gonna kick his ass, you just laughed at me! I don't see you fucks laughing now!"
>they freak out and say ," we re not laughing at you."
>they think I stole his phone. How can I when I was fucking him up?
>aftermath: can never get job at outback.
Have a whole restaurant against me.
Go to after hours bar and get mad dogged hard but faggots never do anything cuz I'm armed.
Everyone thinks um the one who started it and im the bully, even though they all knew who really started it.
I'm just not allowed to win, ever.
>bully comes to another bar I work at months later. We see each other and I buy him a shot to bury hatchet. He accepts. After wards he tells me he was sorry about the way he acted to me and that the ass kicking actually changed him for the better. He even bought me a shot at his other bar he managed.
>the day after the fight, the hotel owner comes down and asks about fight cuz he said"so much blood. You know what happened?" "Nope.jpg"
>Hus gf tried to threaten me but ended that threat with a very flirty,"but he deserved it,tee hee ; )" didn't fuck her though. Her current baby daddy thanks me for kicking his ass so he can date her. Everyone benefits except for me.
>sad pepe
>>29732252
>7th grade
>school full of Latinos and blacks
>really chaotic and toxic enviorment just like youd see in movies
>black kid picking on me
>10 minutes before school ends challange him to fight in the bathroom
>he accepts
>we go there
>somehow there are 50 negros there already not sure how all these people find out
>5 seconds in im on the floor and hes pounding my head in
>next day
>mexican kid making fun of me cause i lost
>"hey why not challange this fucker as well"
>go to bathroom
>again 50 minoroties waiting
>he beats the shit out of me as well
Those were the last real fights i was in. In high school i got buff and there werent as many minorities so never had to fight again.
>>29734479
That guy doesn't sound like a chad.
Almost literally everyone here has had some sort of fight training lol
>9th grade scared as fuck of high school
>be autistic retard so I get in the special classes
>constantly picked on by people +4 my age
>decide one day I've fucking had enough
>someone throws a remark at me and I ignore it
>starts touching me
>"Stop."
>Chad says "why bitch? You got nice hair"
>tfw I was subconscious of my looks back then
>call him a faggot under my breath
>he fucking stands up, my face heats up and my whole body cold sweats
>"What was that fuck face?" Chad says
>I fucking screech at the top of my lungs and scratch at his face
>my nail catches his eye and rips off
>I leap off my desk and just start slapping and hitting him while screeching like a captured bat
>he's screaming and crying
>his Chad retard buddies try to help and I just leap and throw hits at them
I got suspended for two months, school ended since and I never saw them again, fuck that was the most autistic moment in my life
>>29736731
no, if you're angry/raging enough you are instantly a good fighter
>>29734479
He doesn't sound like a chad he sounds like a fat annoying version of Elliot Rodger.
>>29734910
>> Kicks my ass
>> I just keep shouting "Where's my PSP bro!
no but i used to fantasize about it as a kid, especially this one black chad
also great pepes my friends, really excellent pepes here
>>29736756
No i mean on most posts here (especially up top) everyone points out they're MMA pros or trained in boxing lol
i was a spectator
>10th grade
>short kid with glasses who never talks to anyone is getting picked on again by a couple of chads
>he looks visibly triggered
>tardmodeengaged.jpg
>screams fuck you at the top of his lungs, jumps on the chad and punches him square in the face
>normies dragging the kid of chad
>kid is thrashing around like mad, screaming 'fuck off me'
>runs out of the classroom
>stacies are helping chad up
In 8th grade a few kids were doing that thing where they throw a ball back and forth over my head so I can't get it. Eventually I just tackled one of them, but he still held on to the ball and kept bullying me while he was on the ground saying "aww pussy are you gonna cry?", so I just started stomping on his face. It was on the cement too, so it must have hurt him pretty bad.
After that all the kids in the school bullied me saying I had "ghetto stomped" him and calling me ghetto or something, so I just stayed in the library at lunch
>>29732252
Always a weird outsider in school, yet still had friends who were chads. Anyways, occasionally would hang out with my Chad friends along with other chads who weren't so nice. I'm 6'4", but I have no body tone or muscle or anything noticeable. 5'10" Alpha Chad who always fucks with me eventually calls out my Chad friends for bringing their orbiter (me) along with them all the time. Tell the alpha that I don't want to cause trouble and I can just leave if he wants. For some reason, alpha Chad decided to step in front of me as I turned around to leave. He got in my face and said something incoherent and angry and I just shoved him back and punched him in the jaw since it was all I knew what to do. Ended up making him woozy and he fell over and hit his head on the ground and was out of it for 5 seconds or something. Just left and got looks from chads/stacies in the halls during the rest of high school.
I live in eastern europe and I've fought plenty of Chads and won every single time.
I was picked on because of my glasses up until 6th grade, when I beat the everliving shit out of an 8th grader bully.
Some people are not meant to fight, this includes actually a lot of "chads".
Straight on streetfights with no clear advantages are always won by the person with more primal aggressive instinct. I have this in me and when my physical well being gets threatened I fucking explode and kick the living shit out of people.
Nobody messed with me in high school, even made friends with some chads. Not even the fucking 300lbs football dudes messed with me. (though theyd probably floor me due to weight advantage)
>>29735461
Hey same here. What city?
I never actually fought a Chad before, but I witnessed a robot/Stacey "fight"
>Be hanging out with friends during lunch
>There's this little place between some stairs that all the robots sit at and play Sonic and Pokemon
>Stacey walks over, says stuff with a smug smile, don't hear over everyone talking
>She flicks this lanky ass kid's glasses, pale skin, dirty clothes, curly hair typical robot look
> He gets up and smacks the living fuck out of her, hits her right in the nose.
> she falls, robot bro keeps hitting into her
>after everyone realises what the fuck happened, Stacey's orbiters all charge robot, hitting him against a wall while Stacey flees covering her face, blonde hair covered in blood
>>29737152
that's pretty fun,
though it's weird for a stacey to pick fights, they usually leave that up to chad
nope but i've beat up autistic robots
I stole a Chad's girlfriend in the 10th grade. I was a cool kid. It was really a miracle. She only dated me for 2 months before she realized how insecure and depressing I am. Got to feel her boobs and finger he once. The Chad tried to fight me. He punched me in the back of the head when I wasn't looking after class had ended. I turned around and pushed him. He fell into the teacher and she broke her wrist. She tried to sue me and the school. I was expelled for it and ended up failing the 10th grade. When the next school year arrived I still wasn't allowed back at the school and my parents couldn't afford to send me to another so they signed papers for me to drop out. I've managed to get my GED but thats it. I've avoided all girls and Chad's ever since and have developed a serious case of depression and social anxiety, which has caused me to gain over 150lb, partially bald, and avoid getting a job. I'm only 22.
>>29737243
> NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT.
>>29737243
come at me faggot i dare you
>>29735832
Abstract feels but I get you man
>>29736175
Gotta love the heston squint!
>>29737304
I'm not a normie i just had problems with this guy he would always attack me first so it's not like i was the one picking on him
>>29737322
step up faggot
>>29732252
>12th grade wrestling meet
>meet their team
>one Chad stands out of all of them
>think to myself "geez i hope i dont have to wrestle him"
>hear hes 152
>undefeated for 3 years, broke a guy's arm in a tournament and got dosqualified
>"good thing im 160 so im safe"
>weigh ins
>right as we are about to go our 152 says hes injured
>sweating.jpg
>Chad looks at me
"Look like its me and you"
>swallow my own spit and say ""y-yeah...."
>before match hes hanging out with his 10/10 gf
>im scared to get manhandled by Chad
>match starts no idea what to do
>grab his neck and yank that shit see where it goes
>destroy him
>best match of the day, all the Stacys on our team mirin
>see Chad later
>fist is bright red and he has ice on it
>he got so angry about losing that he punched a wall
>tfw i destroyed his perfect record in front of his gf
I still look back at that day with a bright smile
In 8th grade this younger chad named alex called me a beaner and i walked up to him and punched him in the gut as hard as i could and he started crying his mom came and i got suspended for 2 days he just got sent home for the rest of that day also he was crying in front of me and his mom he never even had to apologise
![270[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N0M5Li2.jpg "270[1].jpg")
I knock people out, I shoot people, I rob people it's my way of life. The police say i'm doing a good job of being a bounty-hunter AMA
>>29737481
do you make good money doing it?
>>29737196
I think she was just teasing them
>>29737531
bitch got her comeuppance, what happened to the robot
When I was a young boy some stupid chadlet 2 grades under me.
He ran at me after I hit him with a dodgeball in the face, and so I ran from him. When he struck out with his fist I literally just threw him to the ground.
>>29737511
I get paid with the fast-track from my Highschool, free reign from the police and information on how to bang better. Now I make money online and deal drugs
>>29732252
>be autist and oblivious to it
>kind of works out because I had a couple friends
>anyway still autistic and it shows
>I have no idea what's appropriate what's not to people
>end up making fun of this kids mom a couple times
>challenges me to a fight
>say ok
>had no idea he was serious didn't even know I offered fed him
>corners me in the hallway and I get the shot beat out of me literally LITERALLY in front of dozens of people
>bullied by this kid and his friends daily
>get my ass beat one more time by another dude
>fight him again this time he's taller and stronger
>give it my best shot he's taking fucking hits
>knocks me a couple times but adrenaline
>I put up a good fight honestly and he eventually backs off
>i won
>no one but a group of five of his friends saw it
>when I get home my brother asks if I got jumped
>>29737582
what? not sure if this is just a joke they tell you how to bang better?
>dragged to da club by slut cousin
>leaves me all alone in there while she goes and finds a chad for the night
>sit at a table the whole time
>cousin comes back and tells me we're leaving
>some chad asshole is following her and begging her to go home together
>chad thinks she's with me
>talking to him calmly but he's a little drunk and belligerent
>he tells me to go back to my car or he'll fuck me up
>go to the car
>get my piece
>holster it
>come back to where chad and cousin are squabbling
>he starts pushing me and telling me to fuck off back to my car
>flash him my piece
>goes back into da club
>go home with slut cousin before he gets his chad buddies and I have to kill them all
You don't fuck with a warrior, Chad.
>>29737640
they taught me how to make money on the internet
In the 9th grade I followed a shithead named Tray into the bathroom. When he went into the stall I kicked him in the dick, smashes his head into the wall a few times, put a pen to his ear and said if he ever fucked with me again I would rape his ass the next time.
Nigger didn't fuck with me ever again.
Also pretty sure I turned him gay because at some dumb reunion shit on myspace I saw him with a bunch of pride flags and shit on his profile.
>>29737660
o ok so do you use the deep web for selling drugs or the surface net
>>29737736
I just dealt to people at my highschool
>>29733619
>her chad bf notices and stops n tries to get in my face
>calls me a faggot and says "waht the fuck u lookin at??"
>I say "sorry" and walk away with my head down
>he says "that's right faggot" as I walk away in shame
>spend years thinking about what I wish I was courageous enough to do instead and sometimes post lies about the situation on Andorran ram-herding public forums
ftfy
Backstory: Beginning of my junior year of highschool I played a metric fuckton of sleeping dogs
>At party, slightly drunk, senior in highschool
>QT blonde crush from 5th grade is there
>Crush is gone but we still get lunch sometimes
>Her garbage chat drug dealer boyfriend was cheating on her and I proved it
>Still together somehow but he hates me
>Boyfriend shows up at party after winter formal is over
>Walks up to me "Let's go outside and fight"
> "Nah dude you'll ruin your dress shirt. It's gravel"
>"C'mon, let's fight"
>"Nah"
>"Fight me faggot"
>"Alright but I told you about the shirt bro I warned you dog"
>Go outside, big normie fight circle forms
>Groundrules of no face hits 5 minute time limit set
>Immediately get punched in face
>Next bit of fight is a blur but then we're grappling on the ground, rolling in the gravel, and pummeling eachother
>Get a good hit in to the side of his head, roll on top of him
>Get up, leaving him on the ground
>Channel my inner Wei Shen, elbow drop straight to the stomach
>Massive grunt from him, he squirms and tries to roll away
>Elbow drop again, this time with great form
>"DUDE THE FIGHT IS OVER"
>I get up and walk inside, pour gin on my fucked up arms from the gravel
>Look out the window
>His friends have helped him get up, his shirt is in tatters, and he's hopping the fence rather than come back inside
>mfw
>Be 12 and fat
>Kid keeps scooping me and calling me fat
>Keeps up for a bit
>Get so mad I throw a textbook into his face
>Nose bleeding, mouth bleeding, tears coming out of his face
Never bothered me again. Fucking normie got what he deserved.
in 5th grade
i'm a tall and skinny lanklet btw
some faggot average height bully chad pushes me around during recess so i run and dive at his lower body and use downward momentum to smash us both to the ground (i had the element of surprise vecause he wasn't expecting me to fight back) so i gave him a pathetic beatdown and we wrestled on the ground for a while while everyone was watching, the others picked on him because anon beat him up/tied and his honor was lost
i'm a tall and skinny lanklet btw
my other fight was also in 5th grade, my best (only) friend was becoming a chad but he was still my friend from 2-5th grade but only after school because i wasn't cool and once someone saw us when we were playing in the forest and mentioned it and he challenged me to a fight after school
so we're at this dirt mound near school and it's pretty dark and overcast and it starts raining and it was some anakin vs obi wan type shit like top 10 anime battles like "you were the chosen one" type of stuff so we fought there and he knocked me down and i pulled at his leg so he fell down too and we rolled down the mound and eventually both got tired of it and he said "i hate you" and walked away and i was alone in the rain. that was the last time anon had a friend
robot fighting days are over after they turn 13-15 desu when chads start growing muscle by lifting. there's no way i would ever beat a chaf anymore but as a kid even those who do sports are weak like not many push ups and stuff
>>29736746
kek, well at least it made for a hilarious story. probably one of the most believable ones itt.
>>29732252
>there was this guy at highschool who used to bully me with his friends
>I'm fairly strong so I don't complain when I'm hit
>called the teacher's attention several times. Didn't do shit
>having a shitty day
>guy comes again
>tell him he's pushing his luck
>slaps me
>next thing I know I've knocked him down with one punch and I'm holding his fatty friend's neck with my arm
>"oh shit nigger what am I doing?"
>release fatty
>he punches me in the face and backs off
>I'm so pissed I don't even move or change my expression
>teacher comes
>I get a home call for being violent. Possibly expulsed.
>teacher IS the one I told about the whole bullying issue
>REEEEE internally
>next day "cool guys" try to be my friends, some girls want to be around me.
>go to guy who bullied me, apologise even though I acknowledge his actions weren't right either
>after the rumors that I apologised spread, life goes back to normal because "lol wat a pussy"
And thay's why I don't like normies.
>>29735571
Not really. Some people are dicks and they have no value as people. Most people are indifferent to most people.
