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What beer do robots drink?
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What beer do robots drink?
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Milwauke's best. $3.99 for a 6 pack or tall cans. Sometimes I get Natural Ice but it's $4.99 a 6 pack.
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>>29731869
desperados red
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>>29731869
Anything within reach


>once drank some purell
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This summer I've had a lot of everything, but it's mostly been Summer Shandy or Blue Moon.

Living in Milwaukee, so I've tried a lot of micros.
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Pint wise its got to be Heineken. Bottled beer is either Sol or Corona.
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>>29731869
Popov vodka. Straight.

1 bottle a day.

End my life fellow robots.
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>>29732019
Sounds like you're doing just fine yourself
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>drinking degenerate nigger beverages

i ONLY drink pure clean plain water
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>>29731869
belgian moon or quidi vidi here

i try almost any beer once, though
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>>29732044
Fuck you normie faggot bitch nigger
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>>29732031
I'm not...

My liver is failing
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>>29732044
it sure helps keep your mind sharp, i see
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>>29732091
Hope you cut yourself on that edge
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>>29731946
You shitting me? Heineken is literal garbage.
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>>29731869
I drink a national brewed beer called Suprema, its creamy and soft, three and your talking fast already
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I drink this hard to get macrobrew IPA

you've probably never heard of it
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I feel like going to the store in a bit and trying something new, what would you lads recommend?
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>>29732283
Not any memexican beer shit like corona, Miller all the way phammy
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Becks or Peroni. UK.
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I used to really like Pilsner Urquell. Lately I stopped drinking entirely. I just have no desire to anymore.
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>>29732101
He means you're doing fine killing yourself. What with the liver failure. Should go to AA anon it saved a few of my family members, one of whom was severely depressed
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Hertog Jan
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>>29732390
Peroni is a really good beer, Sicilian half of my family introduced it to me
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>>29732579
I can't stop mate. AA is a joke. Don't believe in a higher power of any kind or any rationalization.
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>>29732317
Steam tracker oregsno
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My go-to.
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>>29732859
Found the Wisconsin fag
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>>29731869
Having some La Fin Du Monde right now.

Generally I prefer stouts and porters. Always enjoy Old Rasputin.
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I go for a wide variety cause I like trying new beers but usually fall back on Yuengling black & tan or Medalla
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>>29732884
I like your taste anon. Old rasputin is a favorite of mine as well.
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>>29732986
I wish I'd gotten some earlier. Already finished the La Monde, now I'm stuck with some kind of alcoholic black cherry soda stuff.

What others do you like? I haven't been keeping up with the craft beer scene lately.
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>>29731869
The best there is
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Whatever mommy buys. Usually Corona or Leinenkugel. Every once in awhile I throw her a tenner for PBR or Redd's Apple Ale if I'm feeling fancy.
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coke, I don't drink because I'm straight edge
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>>29733047
Reeeeeeeeee

That is seriously disgusting man.
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>>29733047
Who else is comfy here? Watching two towers while normies explode their filthy fireworks.
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>>29733028
I dig what Left Hand Brewing puts out. Sam Adams had a special porter here last summer that was bretty good. Pic related as well
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>>29733119
I have no shame desu
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>>29733074
>Redds Apple Ale
>Fancy
You're a fucking disgusting philistine and I hope your mum shoots you
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I've never tasted any alcohol before, where do I start?
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>>29731869
don't drink never had a drop of alcohol in my life.
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>>29733111
that liquid HFCS and sugar is basically a drug
>>29731869
Beer raises your estrogen, and can give you mantits. The only redpilled alcohol is potato vodka
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Franziskaner m8
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>>29732859
>>29732881
Illinois fag here. Was up in Wisconsin last week. Fell in love with it. Release it to the Midwest, ya damn cheesefuckers.
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>>29732656
Well anon I truly hope you figure it out somehow. It's a dark path you walk
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Ideally imp. stouts or belgian lambics/abbey ales.

Drink a lot of malty IPAs and brown ales though.
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I like black beer. I bought one of these bad boys the other day but I haven't tried it yet.
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>>29733440
Yeah. This is what happens when you get molested and violently beat during your childhood. I don't even know why I haven't sent 115 grains of 9mm through my skull honestly.
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drinking anything but water or cheap vodka makes u a faggot
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Usually Kronenbourg, San Miguel, Red Stripe, Peroni or Cobra.
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Bitburger or Heineken, Schofferhofer Weizenbier when it's around. (Australian)
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>>29731869
Coopers Pale Ale
Only truly Australian beer that's locally brewed, cunt. Its the only beer I drink.
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>>29731869
Most alcohol content per oz at lowest cost at my nearest store, which is a cheap polish vodka or a 24 pack of bud light if i want to mix it up and bulk buy.
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Red Hook Long hammer IPA
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shitty vodka or gin, takes too much beer to get drunk
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IPAs usually. Rolling Rock if I'm feeling cheap.
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After 10 years of hard drinking, I can't drink anymore because the doctor says my liver isn't in good shape (even at 26). Plus I get withdrawals from even having a few drinks now that can last a day or more.
What am I gonna do... it was the only thing that helped me cope with life.
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Stella Artois Cidre

Sam Adams

Tito's vodka

Johnnie Walker black label if I want to feel pretentious or have a fire going
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im having a corona light atm and I enjoy it a lot
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Right now I'm drinking this.
It's actually pretty good.
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>>29731909
my fucking nigga
I drink best ice (beast ice) for the same reason
plus I can shotgun the first 6 pack to get my drunk kick-started
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>>29731909
>$4.99 a 6 pack.
We buy this for our fraternity parties because it's $16 for a case of 30. Go for bulk.
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>>29732859
>tfw minnesota
>tfw no motivation to go get spotted cow
I had serendipity and it was really good. I need to actually try new glarus but now I work in a liquor store and I'm trying to be responsible and learn some brands that we have that I haven't had but I'm just not drinking much in general lately
>>29733162
I'm about 3.5 oz deep accounting for average alcohol metabolism. drinking russian standard and leftover liqueurs that I need to get rid of tonight. maybe I'll have some bourbon before midnight
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>>29734022
I don't understand how you people can hold so much fluid in your stomach.

If I want to get drunk I have to do it with a high efficiency beverage, something with high alcohol content. I can't have that much liquid sitting in my stomach. And if I try I have to piss like every 20 minutes.
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Guinness, now and forever.
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these plus what ever catches my eye at the liquor store
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>>29731869

>pic related: The only brew I'll ever need.
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>>29731869
Whatever is available/affordable. I think I'm becoming an alcoholic. Been drinking a lot... Every day for the last three months, morning till night.

I think I can stop at any time though. If the fridge was empty I'd be fine. I can't drive and I'm a NEET, which probably helps.
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>>29734120

daily. i can quit at any time.
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Typically Breckenridge or Boulevard. I'll drink Sam Adams if I can't find either.
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>>29733923
Weed.

Seriously. Try weed man.
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>>29734141
dawg get yourself some jefferson's reserve. woodford is nice bourbon and all, but jefferson's is better. plus, they have cask finished bourbons
>mfw Groth Cabernet finish
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>>29734141
Would you recommend this as good starter bourbon? I want to get into whiskey but I don't know where to start.
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you cant drink alcohol and be a robot
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>>29734725
Woodford is nice bourbon. It's not a bad place to start if you plan on going upscale further on, but I'd personally recommend starting with something a little less expensive and more general, like Bulleit or Buffalo Trace. Both decent bourbons, but far from the upper end. After that, I'd say go Woodford. It's nice to get a sense for what a smoother bourbon is, one that's bona fide decent to take neat; straight.
After that. look in the realm of single barrel, small batch, and 8-10yr aged bourbons. Then you'll really start to get an appreciation for what changes over time in a bourbon that makes one so much nicer than another.
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This robot digs Two-Hearted.
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>>29734886
maybe you can't be a robot and drink alcohol. go away I-become-Chad-when-I-drink
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anything not bitter

hate bitter beer

i usually like coors, heineken, stella, corona, presidente

i'll try anything that isn't bitter
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>there are still people who drink the liquid jew
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>>29733111
check'd dubs n' trips

you into punk?
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>>29735223
>jew meme
you must be a blast at parties
that is if you went to any
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>>29735274
>parties

Why are you on this board
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>>29735298
making robot parties.
you?
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>>29731869
Mostly cheap shit. I'm not really a beer snob so I'm fine with drinking cheap shit like pbr and natty ice. Currently drinking busch ice right now.

Although when I have money I do love me some red oak though its my favorite beer but I hardly ever buy it due to being a poorfag.
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OI BRO THIS BEER IS TOO HOPPY FOR ME MAN
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>>29735323
>robot
>parties

get the fuck out normie shill
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>>29734141
Nice to see some bots with taste
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>>29735386
kill yourself already neet faggot
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>>29735466
dont tell me what to do wagie, commanding others is your bosses job
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>>29735616
commanding others is beyond your reach if you can't even command yourself.
don't you want to be a hacker someday, anon?
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Any ausfags? Been drinking these and the pale ale ones, they're pretty good. Used to drink cider and guinness, got completely bored of them so I'm starting to try out different craft beers.
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