post edgy jokes
What did the cucumber say to the salad?
NOTHING, cucumbers can not talk!
>>29731542
wow that's pretty edgy man desu
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
brb, gotta go catch a plane
(ecks dee!!!)
>>29731522
it doesn't really count as a joke but it's edgy enough so here
>>29731522
Did you hear about the serial killer who only killed HR people?
They never caught him, they were always looking for someone with more than 5 years of previous experience.
A rabbi and a catholic priest are walking down the street, they see an 8 year old boy and the priest says "we should screw him" and the rabbi saysout of what?
So two guys walk on a street and they see a nigger carrying a laptop.
>Hey, isn't that yours?
Asks one of the guys. The other answers
>Nah, man, mine's at home cleaning my shoes
What's hard and long on a black man?1st grade
>>29731522
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas don't scream when you put 'em in the oven.
>>29731522
100 years ago, if 20 white guys chased a black guy, it's the KKK. Now it's F1.
People think I'm a racist, just because I believe blacks are inferior. Really, it's racist against whites to say that blacks and whites are equal.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
Hey what's Shadow the Hedgehogs favorite way to jack off?He edges
>>29731522
In Soviet Russia god created man.
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>>29732880
have you graduated middle school?
>>29732892
>he can't sense post-new sincere irony
embarrassing
>>29732892
No, just reciting an old edgy fedora joke spin on the Soviet Russia line of jokes.
>>29731522
"I know it must get boring running a crematorium, but people have asked that you stop going NOM NOM NOM when the coffin slides in"
>>29732036
I must be dense. I can't get this one. I get the part that HR sluts are going for candidates with experience, but what if the killer had been killing these sluts for over 5 years?
on 9/11, what went through the minds of the people on the 93rd floor?the 94th floor
>>29733207
not bad. I had a little chuckle.
>>29732892
lighten up shlomo. here's one for you.
what 3 things can a woman do that a guy can't?
1. produce milk without eating grass.
2. bleed for a week without dying.
3. bury a six inch bone without digging a hole.
x x x
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a policeman?
A:Jokes? Heh heh. It must be nice to joke around like a little child. Me, my life is a sad joke. My parents told me I'm a joke. Heh. Well... they didn't think so when I slit their throats in the great war with the satsumoto clan. Even my rivals feared me after that. They are all worms anyway. Huh. What's the matter kiddo? Are you scared of me? Ah, ah, ah. Don't think I'll just let you go after insulting me with that meagre joke. *kunai slides from my sleeve into my hand* This was you last mistake, boy. *I whip around as a gash opens up in your thoat* Hmm. Actually, I guess this was all pretty funny after all. Heh heh heh
>>29733138
Think job application bullshit. Hiring requirements, as in "must have 6 gorillion years of experience for an 'entry level' job"
Anywho, here's my joke.
>Why haven't I killed myself yet?
>I don't know
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
