>Don't fap for a day
>lift heavy at the gym
>see a qt girl
>feel a burning desire to have sex
>tfw virgin at 26
life is hell
>mfw you don't talk to any girls at all
>unless you do something radical almost guaranteed you'll be a virgin forever
>>29731851
Not radical. Just make sure you're reasonably attractive and act aloof enough and you'll have girls dripping wet when you finally pay some attention to them
>>29731897
>you're delusional enough to think this will happen
>thinking this will happen while being on r9k at 2 am