happy 4th of july
it's nice being part of the largest terrorist organization in the world, innit?
ignorance is blis
>you'll never sync profiles with the major
feelios
>>29730561
>ywn say yes
>ywn be surprised with a rough pegging from her cyberdildo
i'm the devil and i'm here to do the devil's work
sieg fuckin heil
looks like someone put a damper on our fourth of july, ya?
what are your naughtiest fantasies?
>>29732342
Being the house slave of a qt femdom girl who uses me to clean her feet and worship her pussy/ass.She also uses me as her piss toilet.
>ywn have a qt cyborg gf
Why live
>>29732793
heh, that's only entry levelstill patrician desu
>>29733011
t-thanks
Gonna dump my femdom collection now I guess.
>>29732995
>why live
either make the cyborg gf
wait for someone else to maker her
or die
>>29733064
>tfw not good enough for even a regular gf so you know your chances of getting a femdom gf are even slimmer
>>29729880
>tfw not American and my femdom gf sat in my lap while we watchedMaple Syrup, Tea and A FUCKING LEAF fireworks 3 days prior
>>29733109
I even went to a few munches from Fetlife but didn't meet any mistresses who were single or looking for new subs. Everyone told me that was the way...
>>29733163
original content for my fellow femdom bros
>>29733109
>not good enough for even a regular gf
why aren't you good enough?
no really, give me a fucking answer
>>29733163
fetlife a shit
>>29733261
>inb4 ugly
>inb4 fat
>inb4 autistic
the latter two can be fixed, and the former is irrelevant
All I want in life is a cute strong girl that spends all day kicking ass and then comes home and holds me and takes care of me.
Is that really too much to ask for?
>>29733261
>>29733304
I'm actually in really good shape with a normie office job. I'm just a boring person with no passions or interesting hobbies, so I don't really have much to offer people.
>>29733066
But would mokoto be a roastie?She has a biological brain inside the cybernetic one.
And if she is not a virgin, can she recover her virginity by changing bodies?
>>29733340
even more original comments for my femdom bros
>>29733340
idk man, just make her an offer she can't refuse
>>29733492
this shit's too much for me to think about right now
kusanagi-san is perfect, that's all you need to know
bwahaha
adding to the thread
inb4 real femdom doesn't exist shitposting extravaganza
>>29734714
it doesn't though
figures you'd post a 2D pic
guess there's nothing stopping us from trying to make it real if we really want it to be though
>>29734968
Not saying it does or doesn't. Just saying that literally every single femdom thread has the same damned argument.
>>29734968
Real Femdom doesn't exist men are slaves to only their dicks
Someone explain fetlife to me.
I've never browsed it before but it's not a site where you actually post your real name and photo like FB, right? No one is autistic enough to publicly associate themselves with fetish, right?
>>29735164
Never forget aqua's saggy tits
>>29735271
>no one is autistic enough to publicly associate themselves with fetish, right?
>underestimating autism
but yeah, from what i gather, fetlife is absolute shit for trying to find good dommes
would you suck a jumbo long thick Chad cock if your mistress commanded it?
everyone deserves a gfd gf.
Where the fuck do I find a Dom gf who will gently dominate me.
>>29735683
No I would immediately murder them both.
>so anon, I think it's about time you told them
>tell us what, dear?
>*mutters* we were still waiting for dessert
>quit being a fucking baby and--
>excuse me? no one talks to my baby that way
>excuse yourself Mrs. Anonberg
>but you're only half right; he's my boy because he definitely ain't a man yet nor will he ever get to be
>....what?
>tell them anon
>......
>*vicious strike across the face*
>m-mom d-dad, I am not your little boy anymore.
>I'm someone else's little boy now
>I'm her little boy now
>and why are you a little boy and not a big boy anon?
>I'm a little boy because I have an inadequate reproductive system
>YOU HAVE A FUCKING BABYDICK IS WHY YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY, YOU FUCKING BABYDICK
>*genuine crying* I'm sorry princess I'm so sorry for being inferior I'm so sorry for being a loser I'm sorry sorry for being disgusting please princess I'll do anything princess please don't please me princess my life is yours princess please
>you''ll do anything?
>anything princess
>anything anything?
>anything anything princess
>go tell your parents that you hate them, that you never want to see them again, and if you ever try to reach out to find me, tell them that you'll hurt them and then yourself
>p-p-princess?
>*direct eye contact*
>do what I say or this is as far as the road goes between us,
wat do?
