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Who scared of ghosts here? >tfw I cant even walk to the toilet
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Who scared of ghosts here?

>tfw I cant even walk to the toilet without having to grab my knife, turn on the light and pause after every step to listen after unusual sounds

It's gotten to the point where i have to check every corner of my room, under my bed, block my door with a chair so i can hear if anyone opens my door and sleep with a knife under my pillow.

I dont want to be scared anymore
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>>29729594
If you're scared of ghosts then you must have a nice life.

My life is so shitty I don't give a care about ghosts and being alone in the dark.
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Howdy there friend!
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>>29729621
>my life is so shit guys, pls pity me ;_;
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>>29729634
you wont get me alive!
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Haha are you a kid? Stop watching scary youtube videos pussy.
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>>29729666
Im 22 and i live in a big scary house
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>>29729594
>being scared of ghosts
OK but why the knife? ghosts are incorporeal
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>>29729691
Just feels better to have a weapon on me. I always imagine the ghost being "real" so i can at least harm it somewhat and maybe get free.
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>>29729594
try living in the woods alone and being afraid of aliens

I'm terrified of being abducted and nobody will find me.
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>>29729787
But what about forest ghosts and other scary monsters hiding in the woods?
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I wish I had a cute ghost girlfriend.
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>>29729689
>>29729725
>>29729787
>>29729819
>living in irrational fear
>thinking ghosts are real
>carrying a weapon instead of a bible
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>>29729658
>hurr durr you guys are weak crybabies, im the tough internet warrior xdd
Summer is here
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If you want some actual occult approved defence against spirits tie a red string around yourself

Basically the colour red and circles form a great ward against spirits and the easiest way to incorporate both is string which is why red string is used in a lot of rituals

Also apparently cold steel wards off fairies so put your knife in the fridge to give it extra warding off powers
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>>29729594

I used to be really spooked out by things I could only imagine. But ive sort of broken thru my fear barrier. I think this might be bad, but only on some plane I can't perceive. I am currently doing different social and personal experiments.
im doing research on the church of Satan.

At the moment I am half screening the Lord's prayer backwards, and I have some summoning sigils down. Im just deciding which demon to speak to and let my presence be know too. Maybe I'll talk to him about you OP

http://theisticsatanism.com/bgoat/rituals/LPBackwards.html
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>>29729994
Does a red string around my arm work? And does it matter what it's made of?
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>>29730002
Id prefer it if you didnt. Im trying to get my life back on track here.
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I don't flush at night bc I'm afraid the flush will awaken the ghosts
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>>29729787
>being afraid of aliens
I don't even live alone or in the woods but sometimes at night the aliens just enter my room and stand around me and stare at me.

I'm too scared to move or open my eyes. Recently they've been watching me from the living room when I was getting water.

I know they are some weird delusions or hallucinations but I really wonder where they come from. Why aliens?
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>>29730034
Yeah apparently just red string tied around some part of you ie waist, armband or finger works, I can remember reading a post about summoning demons that mentioned putting it around your waist also 1 person hide and seek tells you in the rules to put red string around the doll for a number of reasons related to defending yourself

You could walk around carrying a red hula hoop for all the spirits care they can't do shit while you're in that red circle just like a seabear

Careful not to make an oval
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>ghosts
>knife
what do you plan to do when the knife dosent do jack shit?
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>>29729691
not op, but have you watched all of those youtube clips?
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>>29730120
Technically everything that isnt a perfect circle, which you won't manage with a string is an oval, Anon.
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>>29730089
Fuck me that's pretty scary.

>>29730120
w-why not an oval?

>>29730158
probably stab myself in the neck and hope i die before i lose my mind/ get taken to the shadow realm
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>>29729594
>>29729787
>tfw live in the suburbs and scared of my own dead-end life
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>>29729594
>>29729787
>>29729819
>>29729884
>>29729994
>>29730002
>not being Buddhist
>not understanding that Ghosts are sentient beings trapped in samsara, just as we all are
>not having compassion for the poor sods who missed their chance at enlightenment or being reborn as a high being
>not wanting to have sex with aliens
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>>29730192
To you and the other guy, I just stated the oval thing as a joke about the seabear thing but an oval wouldn't work if that's your query

Also an imperfect circle and an oval are two separate entities entirely but since my own testimonial is debatable I'll reiterate the explanation I heard in that summoning thread

The guy who was asking about summoning and protection was asking about how if you tied a string around you ie waist or arm it wouldn't form a perfect circle however in the thread the dude explaining how to summon mentioned that it wouldn't matter as long as the seal ie string or whatever else you used was constructed with the intention of being a circle such as you've done your best to make it look right and it's difficult to construe as another shape it will work
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>>29730396
As my wrists arent round and i need to make it kinda tight so it wont fall off, does that still count as trying to make it a circle?
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>>29730396
Salt is another great thing to use as it is also a ward, can be used to make circles and can also be dyed red

You could carry a salt pouch and if you were especially worried sprinkle it in a circle around you or in a line across a door or entry way to prevent spirits from entering

You could also look into printing yourself a seal of metatron, I believe it's another anti evil sigil but I could be wrong
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>>29730451
Yeah obviously you put it around your wrist with the intention of forming a seal plus it appears round in shape albeit not perfect, it's also red in color

Apparently a great deal of dealing with spirits and summoning is intent as explained in the thread, if you have conviction and belief behind your actions then the desired outcomes should happen
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>>29730493
How much salt to make a circle are we talking here? A few salt particles spread loosely around me or an iron fortress formed from salt?
And for salting my room, do i salt my window as well?
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>>29729594
>I dont want to be scared anymore

Summon a Jackie Chan tulpa, he'll beat up any ghosts in a comical manner.
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>>29730601
The reason people normally salt doors is because they're usually open which would allow a spirit in, I doubt you'd have your window open that much or that a spirit would even come and go through one as many of the common entities that attack through a window you wouldn't likely encounter as they're super specific except for banshees but you can't stop them

Also about salt funny story, one time I was making a salt pentagram and I had bought one of the big long bottles of table salt, I ran out of that shit with the outer circle just about complete and the circle would have been just about wide enough to stand in with a layer of visible salt so yes you do need quite a bit

As I've seen in all depictions of salting the salt is usually placed quite heavily so that it is visibly thick
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I have placebo charms that protect me. I used to carry them around but then I realized the power is in the charm and visualization is the same as actually holding one. Just think about your knife next time without bringing it. You may need to develop meditation and visualization ability but just practice. It's very effective and now I can carry all the charms I can memorize and call on them as needed. Gestures and prayers are powerful too. It must work because the demons still haven't got me.
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>>29729594
scared of ghosts = scared of death
scared of death = not a real robot

you don't belong here, fuck off
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>>29731289
For some people it's not the dying part they are afraid of but what comes after you die
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>>29729594
ur not scared ur shizo

say hi to nth dimension

t. ghost
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>>29730120
>they can't do shit while you're in that red circle just like a seabear

kek
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Ascend your basement stairs without turning your back.
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>>29729594
>implying a knife would stop a ghost
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>>29729594
>fighting ghosts
>a knife

kek


its become so cliche to me i used to be extremely scared of the grudge and its still pretty creepy but every time i imagine her sneaking up on me im just like really?
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just whip your dick out and masterbate /x/ knows best its sure to make the fake ghosts feel disgusted and leave.
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>>29730089
>not noticeing that its sleep paralysis

>why aliens

just because they are cool and mysterious
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guess what OP ghosts arent real. next time your in bed get up in the middle of the darkness, Open your arms out wide and ask the ghosts to do something to you, 100% chance NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
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>>29733921

He probably means niggers, not ghosts.
A knife works on them.
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