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Hey guys, I have the knowledge of G-d, so hopefully I can help you guys, but on the condition that you are humble (so normies can just fuck off then :^)).

Whats going on?

Pic related, I look and dress like this unironically
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Why yall be crucifying my sweet negro Jesus? He dindu no harm.
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Requirements to be king of the robots,

you must be atleast 6 feet tall (but theres is a point where you are too tall but depends on how superficially handsome you are)

You have to be a 5 or 6 in looks, but you cant look like a chad but someone desperate girls would pick over the typical robot

You have to be dress refined in typical attire

(the king of the robots have to be someone who is elevated over his brothers, so he will be someone they look up to but isn't mistakable for being a chad)

You cant go to a gym where theres women present, ever (this is the way of normie untermenschin, may they all be blotted out)

Can be a non-virgin

(Hes the king of the robots for a reason)

It will take a miracle for people to just respect this thing I literally just made up as I was typing
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>>29728944
go to /pol/ bruh
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>>29729451
Thoughts on the fact that there are entire civilizations that exalt and revere animals as flawless vessels of divine energy and manifestations of the Godhead's penultimate desires,

whereas you say it's ok to keep them as slaves and then slaughter them for no reason other than to satisfy your own hedonistic wishes?

Any comment on that?
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>>29729498
they hate me there
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Jesus is the messiah and you're an Asiatic Khazar.

When Titus destroyed the second temple, the geneology and priesthood was lost forever. The Talmud is bunch of bickering rabbis plotting power.

No kingship, no priesthood, no profits = no hope for jews in this world, or the next.
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>>29729509
Its idolatry and these people doing this are not even real people, they are lower than dirt and one day they will be rebuked by Hashem and put to eternal shame, and it will burn, forever and ever. A trillion years will go by, that initial blaze will never cinder out.

Torah says its ok to eat meat and sometimes its a mitzvah.
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>>29729558
pic related, its about you :^)
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>>29729520
OY GEVALT... how come?
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>>29729509
Definitely.
Also, I wasn't being serious at all and your response scared the shit out of me cuz i don't know what you are talking bout fampai.
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don't mind me, I'm just being especially incendiary to impress that wayward frum chick who is on 4chan, for some reason.
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>>29729561
>eternal shame
How can there be cinders if there is no love?
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Wait so you're the king or looking for a king?
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>>29729601
because I speak the truth, but edomites be allergic to that shit f@m but shet wut u gunna du
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>>29729630
its a metaphor for the worst feel imaginable.

Its >tfw when X times infinity

Don't chance this, Anon. Please.
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>>29729637
What's your opinion on the MSPaint Trump jew star memes?
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>>29729633
I'm the king because I had the most horrendously embarrassing stories about how I crucified myself socially on account of da awtizum
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>>29728944

So you're an Orthodox Jew that wears average clothing? No curls, black coats and hats, no dress pants and buttoned up white collared shirt, no tzitzit?
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>>29729670
show it to me, Reb Anon
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>>29729682
You achieved transubstantiation though suffering and clung to witnesses in order to dissipate the flames born from your experience?
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>>29729699
>Jews blaming Daddy for being anti-semitic
top kek
what does the king think of that?
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>>29729693
no, I wear tzitzit out even though its not a the Persian minhag but my rav said I could, I have long-ish payos that I have tucked in front of my ear since they aren't even so it looks weird for them to be out in my face, I wear a suit (and a borselino if its an appropriate occasion), generally since I spend a lot of time in shul, esp. cause I'm semi neet.
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>>29729724
in English please

>>29729740
Naw, Trump is branded by the Jews, he does everything they say, his married daughter that you all lust after his a big-time religious Zionist, runs a religious Zionist school, she and her husband give it millions of dollars a year.

TRUMO 2016
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>>29729745

So are Orthodox Jews ever able to wear full on "Gentile" clothing or is it just the Conservative and Reform movements that don't care about what they wear except in the synagogue?
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>>29728944
Why am I so lonely?
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>>29729804
People need to do whats comfortable for them, but they should be very careful to dress dignified when in a synagogue or a house of Torah study

>>29729810
Um, are you diagnosed with a P.D.D.? If so, that is essentially the reason. If that is the case, you need help from a competent support net.
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>>29729856
can you drop some shekels for a poor goy?
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>>29729873
Maybe I would, but I don't have any money myself.
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>>29729856
No, I don't have P.D.D. but I do have multiple bone disuses, which is why I don't go out much.
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>>29728944

Lol.

I would never follow a man vain enough to wear a crown.

May everything and everyone around you crumble and may the sweetnesses of life taste like ash in your mouth.

There's thousands of people on here that would be better candidates than you.

>>29729789

>in English please

You're obviously a fucking twat, dude.

In fact, this is probably israeli chad-- the guy who abandoned his trip because he was a tall skinny, ugly, beta who was dumping money on our local basic slut.

Either way, you're not half the man you fancy yourself to be.
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>>29729804
OH but women have a dress code they must adhere to but the level of modesty, that is a case by case thing they have to go to a rav. Israelite women have very well-defined standards, but I wont bore you the the details, speak to a frum (NON-CHABAD) Rav)
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>>29729682
Ok, I'll be that one guy in the corner.

I'm going to lose my virginity soon, everyone is free to ask a question.
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>>29729917
Right. How old are you? I you say 18 I will automatically suspect you are underaged but you seem cool atleast which makes me think you aren't underaged
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>>29729992
I'm 22.

I also wonder, since Jews control Hollywood and all, why did you make the Warcraft movie suck? You should have made it better.
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>>29730043
Normies. It was all the fucking normies.
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How are jewish girls when it comes to virginity? Fellow jew here
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Are you that same Jew who posts on /pol/ sometimes? How's the dating life in the Jewish world? Is it any worse than dating in the Christian world?
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>>29730782
jappy jewish girls are sluts in my experience. they are hyperlikely to go for chads.
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>>29730782
majority of them are good girls even if they stumble

U have to be very determined to get with an actually frum Jewish girl but they have desires too

>>29730876
Yes.

Its complete shit, you need money to get a wife, Rabbis told me its better to masturbate even though its still forbidden even in my circumstances, the price of divorce and fucked up kids is too much.

>>29731214
right, and the religious ones wants religious chad, no exceptions.

I wish I wasn't Jewish.
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