Who /NEET/?
What are your reasons?
I'm a NEET because I'm an introverted schizoid nihilist.
I hate nothing, I love nothing. People are nothing but a nuisance to me, best to be avoided. They are emotional, instinctual creatures who think everyone is like them and who want to destroy everything they don't understand. I don't have emotions, I don't have instincts. I don't get any pleasure or insight from them. I have nothing to say to nobody. I like the company of only one person: myself. As for the rest: They can rot as far as I'm concerned. I haven't died yet because I enjoy food and porn. Life is a lie. Doing nothing and getting as close as possible to non-existence with sporadic hedonistic activities is the way to go. I'm a NEET because I truly don't care. I simply don't. No matter how much humans try to convince me that I SHOULD be unhappy or lonely. I'm not. I live in a state or blissful emptiness. Humans can't understand that. And this is why I hate them. Or at least should hate them, I process emotions only as intellectual concepts, not as feelings. I don't feel anything unless I choose to.
2edgy4me
What are you, 13?
>>29728935
Neat. I'm NEET because I'm too prideful to do fast food.
>>29728935
The edginess in this post in painful. Sounds like sour grapes over being a lonely faggot with no skills.
>>29728998
There's nothing edgy about it. You're not me, you can't understand it. Humans/Normies assume everyone is like them. This is by far their nastiest quality. This is why I avoid humans.
The death of my closest relatives would leave me indifferent. The collapse of this country or the 3rd world war would leave me indifferent. I would simply enjoy the show and watch it like a drama series.
I never understood humans. Since the day I was born. I simply watched as they did stuff, and I made conclusions and theories about it. And the conclusion i made that they're nothing but beasts driven only by their pathetic ego-functions and desire for procreation. Slowly I came to emulate them. To pretend I have emotions. To pretend I know why I'm here. I don't. This world is a riddle to me.
>>29729074
You and the other anon just confirmed my hypothesis. You're not me. YOU would be sour and lonely in my situation. I'm not. You're not lonely if your inner life is as huge and complex as mine.
>>29729167
To the subject of loneliness I have only this to say: Everyone of the "herd" is shaming or brainwashing people like me to feel lonely. But it's a concept you introduced to me. It was foreign to me before.
I'm lonely when I'm around other people, because I feel like an alien. But I'm never lonely alone. Sometimes I take a walk at night and pretend nobody but me exists. And it's pure paradise. I want a world where I'm the only one to exist.
Only me and my thoughts. Only me and my thoughts. It would be like being god. This thing which casts thoughts into existence is my most precious toy. Full of infinite creativity. But other humans rob me of creativity, rob me of time.
I'm a full-fledged solipsist. As far as I'm concerned nobody of you exists and you're just a byproduct of this amazing toy that I have. Hell, you're probably my creation. Humans and my thoughts both have in common that their origin is unknown and they follow an unpredictable pattern.
But my thoughts are dear and familiar to me. They're unique. Other humans are not. Their predictability sets me off. You're all fucking same. Why talk to random dudes if you can communicate with the thoughts of the greatest thinkers who existed via literature. Tell me that.
neet/hikki here
>reasons?
dunno, just dont like dealing with people, the money aint worth the hassle
>>29728935
You must be a blast at parties. Jokes aside, what do you do all day?
Btw, you may want to know that you hit many boxes for schizophrenia symptoms: flattened emotions, delusions, skewed view of the world. You are almost certainly severely depressed as well.
Read >>2971 0332
That's why.
>>29730611content right here robo
>>29730511
I know, I've had the symptoms as far back as I can remember. You are a smart man.
I guess I really hit the jackpot in life. An exciting disorder so I'm never bored, no pain from negative emotons, plus an excuse to get NEETbux? Sweet. And yet I have depression, as a smart man you know that it's not sadness but the absent of feeling or "deadness". Not that I care.
>Jokes aside, what do you do all day?
It depends.
When I have money I go to the inner city, get booze and sit on a bench on a park and observe the people around me, maybe see some girls, maybe talk a few sentences to the hobos nearby and smoke cigarettes. Or I go to McDonalds. Later I get even more booze and drink in my apartment.
Or I go to the gym (rarely).
But most of the time I fap or watch YouTube or read the news or browse imageboards or read Wikipedia articles and expand my knowledge. Most of the time I have like 40 tabs open, the Internet provides infinite entertainment.
>>29731733
Also video games.
>>29731733
With see girls I mean literally just see them btw. Not meet. Just seeing them physically is enough for me.
I don't "need" any social interaction, but I like to break up the monotony of a purely Internet-based life. I have a best friend whom I see sporadically.
The people who sell stuff always always the same. Just "seeing" people is all the interaction I need. It means that I exist. If they think I exist, then I exist.
>>29728935
>I don't have emotions
Nice meme
Most of you are too proud to admit you have nothing and just go out and live as fearlessly as possible
It's too easy to stay inside and not have your inflated glass ego shattered
>>29731923
I have everything. Myself and my life. Life is not a means to an end, it is the end. Anything else is simply fancy additions, but not really necessary.
But in our culture we are conditioned to think that life is a mean to an end: success, "friends, money, whores etc... which is simply bullshit. Fuck this mentality.
I need absolutely nothing.
>>29731923
>It's too easy to stay inside and not have your inflated glass ego shattered
Nigga, some of us piss in bottles,we don't have a ego. That was taken from us a long time ago, normie.
>>29731923
>go out and live as fearlessly as possible
cringe
>>29728935
I'm a NEET because it's the closest thing to death. Escapism is the only way I can stay alive. Distraction from myself. Distraction from EVERY FUCKING THING. The contents of the distractions do not matter, all that matters is that time is passing, and i want it to pass faster. It's hard to kill yourself. I'm alive because of that. If it was easy I would not be here. If it was as simple as a choice, and bam, gone, I would not be here. But no. It's painful. There's blood, guts, fucking bones. I'm a meat sack. Fucking disgusting. People are focused on living. It's lonely being around them. I relate more to the dead. I love the feeling of giving up. I fantasize about the misery i'll bring when i'm dead. I love the feeling of loss. There are some things you just know, and one of those things that I just know is that my life is over. I am the essence of failure. I have given up. Good thing my genetics won't be passed on.
>>29728935
I thought i was the only one, good to see another schizoid. I never understood why people needed friends or girlfriends or whatever. The part of not caring about another and only feeling anything when you choose to really synched with me
I've been NEET for almost 5 years and i'm at a crossroads right now. Either I commit to wizardry and get on NEET bucks. Or work on my skin suit, get my GED, get a job, and move out of my mom's house. As much as I hate being fake person dealing with normies, I want money and some independence.
>>29731923
>Most of you are too """"proud""""
>inflated glass """"ego""""
projecting hard, normie scum
>>29728935
>Who /NEET/?
>What are your reasons?
I'm allergic to bureaucracy, anti-social, moody, anxious. I've never been able to hold a job for longer than six months. No job has ever provided joy or purpose. Or for that matter, enough money to make me want to get out of bed. Somehow I managed to get through uni. Unemployed ever since.
In my fantasy of fantasies, I meet a lonely guy who wants to provide for me and treat me like a wife. Coddling people is one of the few things I'm actually good at. And cooking. It's just a fantasy though. Every guy I've ever met has been a fetishist, or a NEET too. One of these days I'm going to blow my savings and an hero. I just can't function in society.
There's no use blaming the world, or being upset with myself. It is what it is. I was never destined for modern life. Margaritas and video games stopped working a long time ago. My old friends stopped talking to me. I haven't left the house except to buy food. At some point you have to face the facts.
>>29730511
Not op but I have those symptoms. And paranoia. God fucking dammit.
I feel that if I just had someone I could love and care for who wouldn't make me the butt of jokes then I could finally trust and feel loved for once.
I'm NEET because of my severe depression and lack of desire to live. I'd like to live for someone else but all evidence points to me having to fix everything in my life and build a stable financial situation just so I can be deemed worthy of consideration.
>I hate being around people, especially normals
>I hate giving up most of my day to go toil away for slivers of paper
>I have enough personality to not need to work for some jewish master to find meaning in my life
>>29733164
>Every guy I've ever met has been a fetishist
so are you fat or tomoko tier?
>>29733307
Imagine a trans fujo who can't even be bothered to brush her hair. Tomoko is a decent comparison I guess. Anyway, the point was that guys just want to check exotic things off their bucketlist; who would want a relationship with a crazy person who can't hold a job. Eh, people like me don't make for good trophies. More like a participation prize. I can only imagine the looks of disappointment on some guy's parents' faces. The cringe makes me want to implode.
If I were rich, I'd be one of those eccentrics who makes the pizza guy deliver the pizza slice by slice through the mail flap.
>>29731923
>Go out and be yourself
Thanks for that pearl of wisdom bruh :^) I'll staple it next to "positive thinking is the way forward :^)"
>>29733505
>trans fujo
>exotic
>>29733037
go for the neetbux, wageslavery is its own hell that is much worse IMHO
>>29733505
Anon, where are you based? I'd love someone who can cook for me
>>29728935
well
im in university but im living NEET this summer because im morbidly depressed and the only thing keeping me from killing myself is doing the hobbies im doing right now while doing therapy
:)
>>29733164
>In my fantasy of fantasies, I meet a lonely guy who wants to provide for me and treat me like a wife. Coddling people is one of the few things I'm actually good at. And cooking.
that sounds like something I'd like a lot. not because of your gender, but because that's what I'd like from a partner. but I'd just get lumped in with fetishists since every guy is a chaser, so there's no point in trying to pursue anything.
good luck
>>29733650
The thing about getting NEETbux is I have to reveal my power level, and i'm not sure that humiliation is worth it.
I'm a NEET simply because I'm a lazy cunt.
>>29733633
There's no need to insult me. I do it myself on a regular basis.
I don't care about chasers. That's dumb. Just an extreme fear of being pumped and dumped -- abandonment issues. It doesn't matter anyway.
>>29733797
>saying youre not exotic is an insult
dumbass faggot
now that was an insultya tard
>>29733870
Let's get back to the topic at hand: why we're all loser NEETs. I wrote a really embarrassing letter to my boss before no-showing at my last job. Decreased hours, higher workload, no raises, no chances for advancement. I thought I was nice about asking for something more sustainable, but I guess it fell on deaf ears. It was a college, and they had all kinds of employees there who had fallen into the cracks and basically did nothing. Yet she couldn't pull through and improve my life despite my earnest effort. So I wrote that angry, impulsive letter.
She did reply after a few weeks with a very corporate sounding pseudo-apology. Doesn't change anything though.
>Get college degree
>apply for jobs/internships in my field
>hundreds of applications receive no response
>give up
>suck up my pride
>apply to local retail and other menial shit
>don't put my degree on my application because I know they don't want someone overqualified
>manage to get a job pushing carts for minimum wage
>figure things won't be so bad if I can deal with it until I can transfer to a better position
>time passes
>I've been working long enough to transfer
>lolhiringfreeze, no new employees and no transfers
>this continues for months as cart pushers quit and my workload increases
>say fuck it and quit as it becomes June
>see AT&T has an opening for a temporary position as a technician
>need to pass a technical competency test to be considered
>I begin to study for it, then drive across the state to a testing center
>pass it
>actually manage to get the job
>finally have something I can be at least moderately proud of, full-time at $700 per week
>6 months and 1 week later, get laid off because they cancel the big project I was hired for
>pay was raised to $800 for the last week, since I had hit the six months milestone
>apply for jobs every in sight looking for a new job
>more than two year later
>haven't had a job since working for AT&T
>have sent out an unimaginable amount of applications
>get mad
>vow to never work for anyone else again
I've now invested $40,000 into starting a business. My hopes and relatively conservative and tempered with a lot of research and comparisons in the market.
Wish me luck, /r9k/.
>>29734112
>I've now invested $40,000 into starting a business
you what
where did you get $40,000 and what did you do with it?
>>29734112
>Wish me luck, /r9k/.
Good luck, anon. What kind of business is it? You gonna sell hot dogs, vintage video games, become a drywall contractor?
>>29734195
>where did you get $40,000
Several different things.
>father died and had some sort of workman's comp that pays his children money for several years as long as they're students
>allowed me to go through college debt-free
>never moved out of my mother's home, therefore
>saved most of my money while working for Walmart since I had no expenses
>saved a shit ton of money while working for AT&T
>not only was the pay good, but they had me working in cities other than where I was hired to work in
>got paid far more for hotel expenses and meals than I actually spent
>my home is closer to one of the cities I had to work in than the office I was hired for, so I got paid for hotels and meals even though I could just drive from my mother's home for several weeks
>my father's mother died and I inherited a portion of all the property a relative bought from her estate
>and what did you do with it?
I don't want to be too specific with it, don't want people getting ideas and competing with me, but I will say it's something that involves a large upfront investment and earns you money through (mostly) passive income. You don't make any effort to perform services or sell goods, you just do some maintenance, so to speak, to keep everything running and collect the money. I expect to be able to earn a good full-time income with part-time work once things are working.
>>29734504
>You don't make any effort to perform services or sell goods, you just do some maintenance, so to speak, to keep everything running and collect the money.
Sounds like a laundromat or an arcade. Comfy.
>>29734504
>large upfront investment
>earns you money through (mostly) passive income
>don't perform services or sell goods
>just do some maintenance
server farms are not a new idea, anon
though it's a smart investment right now, thought about doing it myself but never had the capital
i'm still a neet because misaki-chan hasn't saved me yet
i will wait for her until i die
>NEET
>supporting and loving family
>elder sister also NEET with the same mental issues I have
>have no goals or aspirations in real life so the NEET life is perfect
comfy as fuck desu
>tfw norwaybro
>tfw $2k usd monthly and $800 rent paid for by the state
>>29733666
>where are you based?
Northeast.
>>29734718
>NEET sister
that sounds really hot
>>29734718
>elder sister also NEET
is she hot
>>29728935
I'm a schizoid autist that min/maxes everything and is content with what other people consider little.
>>29729074
>>29728998
>newfags can't into SPD
do you chucklefuckers even know where you are ?
>>29728935
>I'm an introverted schizoid nihilist
special snowflake*
NEET here. Been that way for about 6 months, it's been great. My reastrains were pretty simple. I was in a job that was well paying but stressful and I just wanted out, frankly.
So I just saved up, lived small and focused on passive income. Now I'm free.
The irony is that after all of that work, I'm considering going back to work just as something to do.
>>29728935
>I hate nothing, I love nothing. People are nothing but a nuisance to me, best to be avoided
>posts on r9k.
>>29736953
exprain
