>shave so hard and close that I bleed often.
>fap so hard and dry that I bleed often.
>poop so hard and wipe even harder that I bleed often.
>dig out boogers so hard with my nails that I bleed often.
Who else /living like a man with nothing to lose/?
dude relax
(original) penis
>>29728322
heh, you're pretty hardcore, kid, but I've seen better.
*unsheathes katana with thumb*
*lounges at you*
>>29728322
>shave so hard and close that I bleed often
amateur. If you are good at shaving then no matter how closely you shave you won't cut yourself. There is no way to cut yourself unless you are a fucking retard
>>29728473
>he shaves with his mother vibrator
fucking gross, fag!
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>brush my teeth so hard that I bleed often
>cry at movies so hard that i bleed often
>bleed so hard that i bleed often
>>29728322
>shave so hard and close that I bleed often.
You're doing it wrong. Like for real
>letting bikers kick me viciously in the sack before they ass fuck me so hard I cum blood
>get on my level
>>29728498
what's with this influx of faggots that don't understand a joke/blatant absurdity? like this faggot right here though OP was serious...explain to me we how these faggots function?
>>29728473
>>29728498
jesus christ please leave this board immediately
>>29728322
>I don't shave i just cut with scissors when it gets annoyingly long.
>I fap till skin is dry and iterated but don't go as far as bleeding.
>I do bleed often when i wipe but i guess i have a medical issue.
>And i do dig boogers too hard with my nails and bleed.
Let me be your pupil sensei, teach me how to be cool
