>be me, 5'6
>brother is 5'7
>tallest person in the close family currently, if not for one uncle who is not around
>mother and grandma (both around 5'3/5'4) start talking about how tall he is
>mother says that he needs to go to a doctor to see if it's normal to be this tall
>grandma agrees
>they say he is not supposed to be so tall, and that soon he's going to hit the ceiling with his head
>Again, he is 5'7
Latin people are fucking retarded.
>>29727423
I know that feel brother
original comment
>tfw im the smallest guy in my family
>at 5'11
>will never feel good about my height because of this
its all about your point of view I guess
>sister is 6'3
>I'm 6'2
>bitch won't stop giving me shit
>tfw no 150cm chilena gf
>>29727423
big fan of these bart pics, keep em coming
>>29727505
that's 4'9 my nigga
>>29727520
it's 4'11 you stupid amerifat
>>29727492
kick her in the balls to put her on her place
Wow your family is fucking stupid as hell dude. I hope you didn't inherit their intelligence. You can always make a lot of money and get women that way, if you're smart enough.
I guess you're the smartest person in your family at least. Your family is reeeeeeally fuckin' dumb.
>see relatives
>haha why dont you give some of that height to x
every time
>>29727539
>one place says 4'9
>another says 4'11
>imperial isn't satisfied being just a piece of shit, it also has to be inconsistent as fuck
>>29727539
>salty towards Americans
pic related it's you.
>>29727575
you probably used google which gives you "4,9" which is not the same as "4'9", you don't even know how your units of measurement work. 4,9 means "4 feet and 9/10 foot" (where 9/10 foot ~ 11 inches), 4'9 means "4 feet and 9 inches"
>>29727590
keep telling yourself this bullshit.
Europe has always been the center of intellectuals
>>29727631
this is usually the case, simple mistake for the slow types
>>29727631
>your units
I'm happily not american
>>29727423
I too come from a family of hobbits.
>>29727666
Nice numbers satan, you probably are a sandnigger living in bongistan then.
>>29727638
>European intellectuals
>let's import millions of unskilled labor to rape our daughters
>>29727638
What the hell are you talking about? 99% of all people in Anglo-Saxon countries are dumb as dog shit. I mean, look at that sentence you just typed.
>center of intellectuals
You must be autistic.
>>29727723
>>29727703
nearly half of Americans believe the Earth is less that 10 000 y old. Nice try faggots.
Why do eurocucks try to talk shit when they're literally on an AMERICAN website
>>29727546
>I hope you didn't inherit their intelligence.
I gladly didn't actually. Everybody in my family, both sides, is some borderline mental retard that appears to be trying to be the most unintelligent as possible at all times. The only """smart""" person would maybe be my father, who was an attempting con artist who left when I was 3 and is now with the police after him.
I wonder how I even came out of that, I don't resent them or anything, they're good but dumb people, but they are all so slow and I had an IQ of 118 when I was 8 (now it's something like 131, not that IQ tests mean anything either way)
ITT: int/pol
>>29727638
>Europe has always been the center of intellectuals
Cringiest post of the day award goes to you robro
>>29727777
how many sevens yer need my boy
>>29727758
You didn't take your autism medication this morning.
