>4TH OF JULY LOUD NOISES FLASHING LIGHTS WOOOO LOUD NOISES EXPLOSIONS FOR NO REASON WOOOOOOOO
It's okay anon. Normies will be out having fun. Im locked in my apartment, A/C blasting, Frozen pizza in the oven, whiskey in my glass, PS4 on, and Hip-Hop BBQ playing on pandora. Fuck everyone else, just getting drunk by myself and everything's okay.
>It's another anon is salty because he has no friends and his family hates him so he cant participate in the festivities thread
>>29727614
I would hate it even worse if I had to actually attend an event with other people over it. It's bad enough just dealing with it as a background annoyance.
i wish i wasn't so scared of people otherwise i'd join them
I actually got invited to a 4th of July party by a 7/10 today, I made up some shit about there being another party and told her I may/may not be able to make it. I don't know anyone there other than her and they apparently drink a lot.
I drank Jack Daniels for the first time last night since I've never drank anything before so as to not appear a total lightweight faggot if I do go, I got drunk off of just a few shots and my stomach still hurts even now. I don't think I am going to go, what should I do? It isn't for another 4 hours.
>>29727614
woah there normie, looks like you took a wrong exit on the internet highway
>>>/reddit/
>>29727639
>4TH OF JULY WOOOO LIGHTING FIRES AND EXPLODING BOMBS FOR NO REASON WOOOOOOOOO
>>29727295
Waaaa waaaa people are celebrating
Who gives a fuck lmao
>>29727675
Do you know that Jack Daniels is made out of corn juice?
A lot of people have a hard time stomaching corn juice
Try wine instead, it's made out of grapes which are extremely supportive of your immune system.
>>29727684
am i wrong though?
>>29727766
About the toothless civilization you currently reside in being the most developed in human history?
Yeah
>>29727784
haha yeah i touched a real soft spot
I'm just going to stand back and let you keep showing your ass to everyone
>>29727583
that actually sounds more fun than being outside
>>29727834
It's pretty comfy, anon. I would definitely recommend.
>>29727831
So you touched my butt and yet somehow that makes me gay?
>>29727991
oh I'm talking to a literal retarded person I'm sorry
go get your handler you shouldn't be posting.
>>29727295
>for no reason
leave this great nation
>sister left for comic on in Cali last week
>Dad left Friday for Cali to visit mom
>No friends, moved back to NY at 21 and no one trusts someone who isn't already successful by this age
>Mom smoked her legs off, got out of rehab to go back to smoking and laying around in Jersey
>No family connections, pretty much the outcast
>Live in wealthy area where every house in area is partying
>Going to be alone for a week, just to go to work as a shitty cart attendant, have no one talk to me, and come home
I don't even want to buy more bud or alcohol, cigs are barely doing anything. How to not kill self plz?
>>29729444
>Dad went to visit uncle*
Fix'd
