>work at a Pretzel Parlor in a mall
>only offer free samples to those doing the virgin walk
virgin walk?
original comment
>he has the virgin scowl
>>29727017
aka the Autistic Gait
>>29727072
what are you talking about? can people tell im a virgin by the way i walk?..
>>29727090
>bad posture
>feet shuffling
>looking around skittishly
>>29727090
Well, it's one sign, but the average person knows you're a virgin from the moment you enter their presence. Your smell, the speed and heaviness of your breath, it's all a dead giveaway. Ever wonder why women who have never even met you before instantly feel nervous around you? They can literally just sense it.
>>29727115
>tfw u have a virgin walk
>>29727090
Studies have shown that autistic spectrum sufferers have a distinct walking gait from 'neurotypicals' (normies), implying that the neurological differences between autists and non-autists are so fundamental, it even impacts on basic bodily functions
>>29727156
This is true, I am a low spectrum autist and I have experienced this first-hand.
In other words: I am an autist and I know I have a virgin walk.
>>29727156
oh great now i'm going to be self conscious about the way i walk
>>29727272
Raise your head, pull your shoulders down and back a bit and walk with purpose. Look in the mirror and make sure you look ok. Practice good posture. Don't be so instantly self-defeating
>>29727316
Why would I do that when I can get free pretzels?
>>29727357
Ah sorry I assumed you were a robot.
>normies will never be able to master the virgin
walk
i win again
>>29727457please ignore the mistake
>>29726734
a mall?
Didn't those all go out with the 80's?
>>29726734
>virgin walk
stop with this meme holy shit, there is now such thing as a virgin walk
>>29726734
Doing God's work, anon. Keep it up. Maybe one day, you will be compensated greatly.
