I know this is the worst board on 4chan to ask this, but I'm asking it here anyway because I used to be one of you...I decided that I'm going to propose to my gf of 3 years (my first gf)...I already bought the ring, now I just need to pop the question. Any proposal ideas?
pic unrelatedshe was a virgin :DD
inb4 ree
Why is that misogynist bigot trying to enslave that poor girl to a life of humiliating servitude?
>>29726580
>Hide ring in cake
>She takes the slice with the ring in it
>Watch her choke on it
>"anon *cough* w-what did you *cough* put in this?"
>"y-you too"
>>29726610
He's just trying to save her, bro.
>>29726647
She has explicitly told me in the past that she would not want any food-related proposals. She finds them extremely corny and cliche.
>Take her camping over the weekend
>On the second night, propose during sunset
Can't go wrong with that
>>29726675
Even better, then. Set the bar low so she knows what she's in for.
>>29726720
>she says no
>four hour car ride home in silence
Put the ring on the bull's dick. Enjoy your marriage cuck.
>>29726790
>not making the ungrateful cunt walk home
>>29726790
Oh no god save him how will he survive an awkward car ride?
>>29726838
degenerate loser
>>29726862
>being this selfish
>>29726580
>first gf
>3 years
nigga you retarded don't do that shit
>>29726918
Shes a grown woman she'll figure it out.
>>29726892
I'm a degenerate loser because he's going to get half his shit taken when she gets attention from better looking Chads. Literally less than 50% chance he doesn't get a divorce.
>>29726980
>Literally less than 50% chance he doesn't get a divorce.
So don't be a naive moron and jump into a marriage with a girl you can't really trust. Think with your brain and not with your penor and you should be fine. Apparently every other girl is down for marriage. It's not like you're looking for wads of money in the dumpster.
>>29726720
That's a great idea actually. She loves the outdoors, and we've been meaning to go camping for a while.
>>29726790
I know for a fact that she will say Yes...like, 100% guaranteed. We're basically unofficially engaged as it is. The ring proposal is just a formality of sorts.
>>29726931
She's the one, bro. I know.
>pretend you forgot how to use the toilet
>buy diapers
>wear them
>endure constant fighting with her in which you swear you aren't joking
>get it so she's regularly changing your diaper
>buy a doll that says "will you marry me" in a cute voice when you squeeze it
>rip sound component out of doll
>put ring around it
>partially poop in diaper
>get her to change it
>get your friend to call and distract her
>when she comes back to finish changing you, tighten your sphincter
>"will you marry me" is heard from your anus
>then release the rest of the poop with the sound component from the doll and the ring into her hands as she's wiping your butt cheeks
might be too close to hiding it in her food but if not i think you should try this
![d63d079d89d9d6d17b57f64f7dd17d9e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tgtgrRw.jpg "d63d079d89d9d6d17b57f64f7dd17d9e[1].jpg")
>>29727044
>Bro, you're trying way too hard.
>>29727097
obviously, faggot, this is important. he's going to be with this girl for the rest of his life.
![635958202454848056-1077663550_teen-girl-annoyed-phone-text[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BrH4zXi.jpg "635958202454848056-1077663550_teen-girl-annoyed-phone-text[1].jpg")
>>29727126
>Just stop Anon, you're not funny. Why are you even talking to us?
>>29726580
post pic of the ring
>>29727180
Uhhhhhh....I'm a bit paranoid of doing so. I wouldn't want Anon to backtrace me and ruin my proposal.
>>29727038
you do realize that every guy that enters into marriage believes it'll last until they die, right? they all believe they can trust her and it'll be some glorious life filled with love and other bullshit.
>>29726580
>"So... How did he do it?"
All she wants is to be able to give a good answer to that question.
I want you to really think long and hard about marrying the first gf you ever had.
>>29727212
I doubt that anyone here is clever or motivated enough to accomplish that.
But post one that looks similar. How much did it cost?
>>29727229
>I want you to really think long and hard about marrying the first gf you ever had
I'm a man who knows what he wants. I've thought this through, and I'm 100% certain that she's the one. We are super compatible. Our ideals/personalities/beliefs match up, we find each other very attractive, and we have the same life goals. We're happy when we're together.
>>29727274
>we find each other very attractive
Yea, well. No matter how good looking you two are, you won't be in 15 years, and you're going to look like gremlins in 30. So keep that in mind.
>>29726580
Take her to a Trump rally, and propose to her there obviously desu.
>>29727273
It looks similar to this except the bezel around the diamond is plain milgrain, and the the color of the diamond is significantly better. The stone I picked looks nice and white, unlike this yellowish one. But you get the gist. It cost $2300. I know it's exactly what she wanted. She mentioned the specs to me a while ago, and I made note of them.
>>29727293
I know. Believe me, I'm not with her for her looks...That sounds bad lol...don't get me wrong, she's a very pretty girl, but I am with her for her personality first and foremost. I've never met a girl like her before. We just fit together so well.
>>29727363
I look forward to hearing about the divorce and all the alimony she's going to make you pay.
post pic of actual ring
>>29727363
I am happy for you anon, but at the same time i am reminded how terrible my life is.
how did you meet?
>>29727391
Thank you for your unprovoked malevolent wishes, Anon.
>>29727425
Kek
baka desu sempai kek
>>29727424
We met in college. My college had this special interest house for art nerds where a dozen kids apply to live every year...In serendipitous fashion, both of us were randomly assigned to live there without having applied. I was put there because my housing lottery number sucked, and she was placed there because she was a transfer student...It's really rare to end up in one of these specialty houses if you don't apply, but it happened to us both...There was this facebook page for the house that I was a member of, and she made some post on it to introduce herself to the house members, so I took it upon myself to introduce myself and welcome her...We chatted on facebook for like 3 months that summer before finally meeting up face to face on the first day of school...We like to joke that we "met online" even though we were gonna end up meeting irl either way lol...So basically, it was luck. Good luck, man.
>>29727421
Here you go. It's a still from a video that was taken of the actual ring. The ring is in a safe right now.
>>29727570
>The ring is in a safe right now.
top lel, we're not going to fucking rob you m8
>>29727489
forgot related image
baka baka desu senpai
>>29727570
Heh, foolish normie. Now that I know what type of ring you bought, my team of hackers is tracking you down right now. Prepare for a storm fucker, because I have already hacked your IP address and sent my assassins to your address. That ring is mine and your life is over. Nothin' personnel, kid.
>>29727685
Also we're going to rape your disgusting 2d waifu with our gigantic neet penises
>>29727685
>>29727700
*tips compiler*
now, you will understand the true meaning of a boot sector virus!
*executes program as admin*
>>29726580
Proposals are fucking gay.
Just ask her like a normal human been if she wants to marry you.
>>29728443
spoken like a true autist who has no conception of the average female psyche
